• celebrity nipplewatch

    Scarlett Johansson: Topless In 2009?

    Loyal readers of the 'bot are no doubt familiar with our obsession with one Scarlett Johansson—and, um, her boobs. So it should come as no surprise to learn that we were quite literally floored when we heard the news that she might very well go topless in an upcoming movie. Can it be true? Will 2009 be the year we finally reach the promised land—the one where we see ScarJo's boobs? More »
  • videogames

    KinkyGamer: For When Topless Wii Isn't Enough

    We've long been aware of the erotic potential of gaming (uh, "'joystick," anyone?), but it's always nice to see someone else recognize the sexy side of videogames—especially when that "someone else" is a group of actual, factual gamers, and not just Big Porn looking to cache in on the next new niche. So how could we not get excited by KinkyGamer, a self-described hub for all the sexy pictures, videos, games, and references related to the world of videogames? Even better, it looks like they're attempting to reach across the aisle and highlight sexiness of both the male and female varieties (though what's with the "girls" and "men" subheads? Sexist much?). The site's still in beta, but we're looking forward to seeing where it goes—lord knows we can't get enough of that sexy gameplay.

    · KinkyGamer (kinkygamer.com)

  • flesh flicks

    Desperate Times Call For Sexy Measures

    In our time in the porn mines, we've worked with many a doctor and nurse, and we've seen quite a few controversial medical treatments—the nursehole program, for instance, is only included in a scant few nursing schools across the nation. But sometimes its the controversial methods that really work: poor Gauge has been trapped in a coma for years, and sexual stimulation therapy might be her only chance of recovery. Sure, it's not standard practice—but desperate times call for sexy measures. More »
  • flesh flicks

    Who's The Biggest Whore?

    If you really want to piss Elisha off, just see what happens if you try to say that she's not the biggest whore. She's worked very hard to earn that title, and damn it if someone's going to try to take that away from her. Seriously, she's determined to let us all know who's the whoriest—even if it means forcing a friend to watch her while she gets rammed in all of her holes. You know, come to think of it, maybe we should start telling Elisha that we think we're the biggest whore. More »
  • hardcore

    All Hands On Board: Top Ten Fingerbang Sex Videos

    We've always been fans of a little fingering action (even if we've never been fans of the word fingering—or fingerpop or fingerbang, for that matter). For some reason, though, we've never seen much of the fingering action in actual porn—though it's certainly a substantial part of many an offscreen sex life, onscreen it seems to disappear. Well, we've had enough of that. We demand more fingering! And for those of you who feel the same, well—it's your lucky day, cause we've got ten hot fingering clips just after the jump. More »
  • flesh flicks

    Jenna Haze: Before She Was Famous

    Our hearts have been burning up for Jenna Haze a lot lately, but who can blame us? She's fucked her way up the pornstar ladder of fame—and taken a place securely at the top. But there was a time when little Jenna Haze wasn't Jenna Haze at all; when she was only a meager understudy, looking up to others as they got railed on camera. But like any star, Jenna had to shine—and take matters into her own hands...or mouth. We always knew she had it in her. More »
  • flesh flicks

    Before You Grab That Thanksgiving Eve Drink

    Tonight, being Thanksgiving Eve, is the night everyone travels back home and gets together for a drink with family and friends. Some might say it's the most bar infested night of the year. With that said, if you're planning to hit the bars yourself, remember to heed the warning of Racquel & Nikki: nobody wants to get so wasted that they're getting naked inside a biker bar and hooking up with girls and guys alike. Then again, maybe you do—and hey, we don't judge! But if you do take that path, make sure to give us a call. We wouldn't want to miss out on watching the action. More »
  • dvd

    The Second Time's A Charm: "Not The Bradys: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"

    Now that the market is glutted with "Not The" and "This Ain't" XXX titles rehashing our favorite sitcoms as honest-to-goodness porns, it can be hard to remember that it wasn't always this way—that there was, in fact, a very first "Not The" porn, one that changed the way we think of hardcore parodies. Yes, just over a year ago, "Not The Bradys XXX" descended on the porniverse, changing the face of porn parody forever. Now, that epic porn has spawned a sequel: "Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" But does "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" have the charms of its predecessor? More »
  • extreme pornstar showdown

    Crush Object Faceoff: Joanna Angel Vs. Sasha Grey

    Back in 2005, when we made our first list of top ten crush objects, Joanna Angel easily topped the list. The alt-hottie (and two time Supreme Commandress) has always held a place in our hearts and parts. But how does she stack up against our most recent Crush Object of the Year, Sasha Grey? Both are driven, ambitious, experienced, and adored — but only one can win this round (and go on to face Stoya). Who will it be? The choice is yours. More »
  • video

    "Entertainment Tonight" Continues To Probe The World Of Porn

    Last night on "Porntertainment Tonight"—er, sorry, "Entertainment Tonight"—the team took a look, hard look at "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX." Porn spoofs! So cutting edge! Frankly, we're torn between wanting to mock ET for its recent infatuation with porn... and kinda being excited that a mainstream TV show is spending so much time talking about porn. Think they'll have us on as a guest expert?