Because you don't need to go to a movie theater to see real super heroes ...

· Allegra (babesdump.net)
· Ava Rose (perfectdames.com)
· Bijou (babesplugger.net)
· Celine Mrazovich (babeblast.xlogz.com)
· Diane Dagota (z0d.com)
· Denisa Black (nude.hu)

Keep your wits about you, as this week's roundup of the best sex writing on the web puts the jump on those who stay on their toes. It's just a stroll with a platonic friend—until she pulls you close. A john seems to have a simple fetish—until the ropes come out. Flirting with a new girl at the swing club is fun—until she panics. Answering a call is routine—until you're masturbating in your truck. Even the most poised stripper may be surprised when a client turns out to be a pretty big cheese.

Turn on a dime with Jefferson after the jump.

We've been eagerly awaiting the release of "The Dark Knight" since... well, since we saw "Batman Begins." Because, quite frankly, the caped crusader is a pretty sexy superhero. He's got that chiseled physique, the skintight outfit, and—best of all—a mask. As far as we're concerned, there's nothing sexier than a mysterious stranger hidden behind a disguise ... and we don't think we're the only ones who feel that way. So to celebrate the return of the Caped Crusader, we've rounded up the hottest masked sex videos we could find. You just have to promise not to reveal our secret identity.

Somewhere along the line, "porn star" seems to have become shorthand for "sexy, liberated, confident woman." We're mostly behind this usage, but sometimes it leads to articles that are just, well, weird. Take, for example, the Frisky's recent article "Five Tips For Screwing Like A Porn Star," a solid, sex-positive piece that offers up some age-old advice for getting what you want in the sack. It is all quite lovely—but has absolutely nothing to do with porn in any way.

Let's face it: the kind of sex that porn stars have (on camera, at least), is nothing like the kind of sex that you and I want to be having. Out of necessity, porn sex focuses far more on looking good than on feeling good — a surefire recipe for bedroom disaster. We refute the Frisky's five tips (and provide video evidence from the XXX world).

Because these girls really know how to get things cooking ...

· Adela (babesdump.net)
· Adrienne Manning (glam0ur.com)
· Anetta Dawn and Sandy (pleasuregirl.net)
· Bambi (pinkems.com)
· Brooke Belle (theomegaproject.com)

There's good control and bad control. Mind control: bad. Control-top pantyhose: bad. Cruise control: good. Birth control: very good. And the kind of control exerted by the bloggers in this week's round up of some of the hottest moments in the sex-blog scene? Excellent. Whether it's the kind of control that lets one keep a game face while being watched or the kind that grabs onto a throat during sex (gently now!), we're big fans. And if one version of control means that change dropped into a toll booth has the side effect of cock and ball torture? We're game for that too.

Lose control with AlwaysArousedGirl right after the cut.

Does the hat make the woman? Or does the woman make the hat? We could spend all day trying to figure that one out—or we could spend all day looking at naked women in hats (as per this request). We think the right choice is obvious. Oh, and the gentlemen reading this at home are kindly requested to please remove their own hats and caps. Show some respect, will ya?

Look, we only have a moment. So let's make this fast: Today's high-speed tour of some of our favorite sex blogs peeks in on quickies, those moments between this and that when we grab for that and this. Duck into the basement for a blowjob from someone else's girlfriend, get right to it in the hotel room, or squeeze in some loving on your lunch break. (And speaking of lunch—beware of shoplifted salamis, delivered tongue in cheek.)

Hurry, 'cause time's a-wastin' with Jefferson after the jump.

When it comes to getting busy, I am totally about getting wild and crazy and trying out different positions. There's just one problem: I can be kind of lazy too, which places some of the more advanced sex positions somewhat out of reach.

The Penetration Station offers lazy lovers like myself a little extra boost with a system of straps that promises to provide leverage and enable even the laziest Lothario access to all kinds of acrobatic sex positions. But is it all that the packaging promises? With the help of an assistant, I decided to set up the Penetration Station and take it for a little ride.

Because faster browsing speeds and GPS capability aren't the only things to get excited about this weekend ...

· Anna (kindgirls.com)
· Camaron D (babezplanet.com)
· Carolyn Reese and Anastasia Pierce (pleasuregirl.net)
· Dakota Rae (labatidora.net)
· Erica (teenport.com)
· Jessica Jaymes (bustynudebabes.com)

You asked (too many times to count), so we had no choice it was our pleasure to listen: it seems that redheaded girls are truly the ones who make your collective hearts beat faster, and who are we to deprive you of what makes you happy? We'd come up with some cute little pun about fire and how hot these models are, but you know that already. After all, you asked for them! (And yes, we know at least a few of these babes would have been just as comfortable in our fine freckled friend roundup as well. Don't forget, you asked for that too.)

The porn business is a notoriously transient industry, with performers coming and going all the time (even if we're most used to seeing them coming). Most of those exits are quiet, like the anonymous babelog model who slips back into civilian life after a handful of shoots. But there are some gals who like to leave a little more memorably. After the jump, a look back at some of our favorite—or at least best remembered—porn star exits. After all, isn't it always better to go out with a bang instead of a whimper?

After watching a few of her new Vivid-Ed releases, we're more convinced than ever that Tristan Taormino produces some of the best eduporn out there. The videos she's done for the line have been consistently smart and sexy, and do a great job of educating us and turning us on at the same time. But how much of that is due to Tristan's considerable charisma, and how much is the Vivid-Ed format itself? We had a chance to investigate that mystery this week with the latest Vivid-Ed release, "The Expert Guide to Positions": though it features Tristan as an onscreen educator, "Positions" was directed by Geoff Bean.

So how did it stack up? Our thoughts (and a preview clip) after the jump.

When something in your life needs fixing, sometimes having a spare handy can be just the thing. In today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene, we peek in on pairs who have opened their bedrooms to friends, neighbors and random passers-by. You know how it is: four hands simply aren't enough for all the clit-rubbing, nipple-pinching, cock-sucking action you can handle ... and that doesn't even take into account what's necessary for support. Really, it's surprising that anyone even has plain old one-on-one sex anymore!

Let's give an extra helping hand to AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.