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Taking a dip in the pool is a great way to cool off on a hot summer day—that is, unless Melissa Midwest is in it giving someone an underwater blowjob, in which case keeping cool would be besides the point. Of course in that case we guess you could always find another pool to cool off in. But why would you want to? (via yourdirtymind.com)

Funny, but we don't seem to remember this all-naked Japanese girl swimming competition during the Olympics this week; maybe it was one of those things that NBC decided to broadcast in the wee hours after we'd gone to bed, along with stuff like trampoline and women's crossbow. We are totally going to have to remember to set our TiVos more carefully when 2012 rolls around. (video @ pornhost.com, via Your Dirty Mind)

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Faster, Higher, Naked-er: 21 Nude Olympic Athletes

Did you know that the athletes at the ancient Olympic Games competed in the nude? Of course there were also no babes allowed back then—so although we have progressed in some ways, don't you think that the 29th Olympiad would be more exciting if they brought back a few traditions? Fortunately, there have been plenty of combatants throughout the years who have defied modern convention and its unitards so that sports fans might marvel at the perfection of the human form. And you didn't think we forgot about those other paragons of sport, did you? After all, following tradition is what the Olympic spirit is all about. More »

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Faster, Higher, Sexier: 20 Hot Summer Olympic Athletes

Tomorrow is the opening ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics, where the world's greatest athletes will gather to compete in contests of legendary skill and strength and compare the definition of their ab muscles. For sports fans—and fans of tight and toned bodies—it's also a great opportunity for sight seeing. We recommend the swimming or beach volleyball venues, since they tend to have the fittest girls and the skimpiest outfits. However, there are beautiful babes in every sport and discipline so to celebrate the lighting of the torch we offer this gallery of smoking hot Summer Olympic athletes past and present. Let the Games begin! More »

Since you're probably still curious, here are the actual nude images of French swimmer Laure Manaudou that have had swim fans talking. You may come up for air now. (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

A new sex tape scandal is rocking the world of international, um ... swimming? Those folks are half-naked and wet all the time anyway, but hey, a sex tape is a sex tape. (news.com.au, more @ smh.com.au, chauffeurdebuzz.com, canali.libero.it

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Amanda Beard's Playboy Spread Leaves Us Soaked

When your job description consists of wearing skintight swimsuits and being wet all the time, you get to used to having people staring at you. So it isn't going too far off the deep end for a gold medal-winning swimmer like Amanda Beard to lose the one-piece and bare it all for Playboy. The current Olympic champion in the breaststroke (tee-hee) is the covergirl for the Rabbit's July issue and the star of a much-anticipated pictorial inside. As is always the case when a female athlete takes it off for the cameras, there's been much handwringing about role models and girl power and the cheapening of her athletic accomplishments, but the real scandal is how she can pose for over a dozen nude photos, yet there isn't one clear cut, full-frontal, color shot of her two girls. You get nearly the same amount of skin every time she jumps in the pool (or in FHM) and we were expecting a little more for her troubles. Oh well, there's always 2008. More »

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Wet Spots: Belladonna Who?

· ABC News does some hardcore investigative journalism and finds out that some pornstars are popular outside of porn! We might have to give these "Jenna Jameson" and "Belladonna" characters a closer look. (abcnews.go.com) More »

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Gia Paloma Does Suburbia

Since we'd be accused of listing something from some cheesy porn script if we told you about a pornstar who just happened to wander into a suburban swimming pool with no clothes on and a talented photographer who just happened to be there with a camera, we'll let Sao Paulo-based photo editor Autumn Sonnichsen explain how she wound up with these incredibly hot yet intimate shots of the always sexy Gia Paloma: "I met Gia when we were both in town for the Tampa Show, and the pictures are the result of 36 hours, three bottles of wine, four coffees, two pizzas and one lonely tequila worm. She gave me lots of bruises, got sand all over my camera, and almost got the both of us arrested for public indecency, until she promptly proceeded to charm the pants off of the officers and she left with their phone numbers. It's hard not to love that girl." If only our own vacation photos turned out this interesting. More »