Eva LaRue Makes 50 Look...Damn Er1 featured

Not being one to watch daytime drama, though I'll admit to a brief period of being a fan of Day of Our Lives, I had no idea who Eva LaRue before this Instagram bikini pic came across my desk. I was pretty excited to see who this new 20 something actress or model or actress/model was only to discover that Eva LaRue has been around for awhile. Not only is best know for being Dr. Maria Santos on All My Children, but she's apparently known for defying all the rules of aging. Seriously, she may be 50, but her bikini body is 20.

Read More >>
Amanda Seyfried Is a Doll Img 7033 featured

Amanda Seyfried is hands down one of the hottest celebrities on the planet right now. We all see her movies, stare longingly at any magazine she's in, and some of us were lucky enough to her topless on stage in NYC. To put it lightly, Amanda Seyfried is a doll. And I have to wonder if Amanda Seyfried is literally a doll. Like an actual doll made of high-grade plastic or something because, I have to be honest, some of these photos look they are promoting the new Amanda Seyfried life-size doll.

Read More >>
Jenna Dewan-Tatum Naps Naked Jdt1 featured

Nothing beats a great nap. Whether it's crawling into bed, kicking back in a recliner, or even making a pillow bed on the floor, naps are a real treat. Personally, I enjoy stretching out on the couch under an old blanket for a nice, long midday break. Well, I guess I should say that was my favorite way to nap until I found out that Jenna Dewan-Tatum naps naked. Yeah, now the couch just kind of looks boring.

Read More >>
That's Quite a View, Elisha Cuthbert Ec1 featured

The idea that viewing someone's vacation photos used to be considered a punishment is hard for me to comprehend. Thanks to social media, seeing what people are up to, be it a vacation, a nice dinner, or getting out the shower, viewing all things has become commonplace. Personally I don't mind looking at someone's vacation pics, but I think what was upsetting to most people is they had to sit through vacation photo after vacation photo that didn't include Elisha Cuthbert's cleavage.

Read More >>
That's a Stern Ariel Winter on the Bow Aw1 featured

In nautical terms, the front of a boat is called the bow and the rear of the boat is called the stern. But what do it call it when Ariel Winter is showing off her ass on the front of a boat? The only thing I can think of is tight sight, but that might already be a boating term. Maybe we should just say it's freaking awesome.

Read More >>
How Can You Read When Emily Kinney Is in a Bikini?! Ek1 featured

Okay, all right, I'm just going to come out and say it - this Instagram pic of Emily Kinney in a bikini and reading a book is totally staged. Yep, I said it, it's a fake. There is no way on the planet that all of these people aren't paid extras. I mean, if you were hanging out at a pool and all of sudden Emily Kinney and her teenie bikini sat down in a chair with a good book, would you be able to do anything other than stare at her? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Read More >>
Ali Larter Rocks a Bikini on a Rock Al featured

While I'm sure they have some use on the planet, I often find rocks to be rather annoying. I can't tell you the number of times I've tripped over a rock or one has shot out of the lawn mower while I was cutting grass. But thanks to Ali Larter, I finally understand the purpose of rocks. They are put on this planet so beautiful women, like Ali Larter, can sit on them in a bikini. Man, rocks rock!

Read More >>
The Tat Might Be Fake, But Kendall Jenner Sexiness Is Real 6lvubxje featured

Each and every one of us has at some point covered our arms in temporary tattoos of skulls, hearts with swords, and flying dragons and felt pretty cool about it. But I don't think that any flaming butterfly could compare to Kendall Jenner's fake snake tattoo. While it is airbrushed, one thing that is real about the tattoo is how hot it makes Kendall Jenner.

Read More >>
Adrianne Curry Is Simply Beautiful Ac1 featured

The word simple comes from the Latin "simplus" and means that something is easily understood, presenting no difficulty, and is the straightforward nature of something. I can't think of any better definition of beauty than this pic of Adrianne Curry. There is really no other way to put it: Adrianne Curry wearing only dark lipstick is simply beautiful.

Read More >>
Brittany Daniel Is Doing Fine, Very Fine Bd1 featured

I kid you not, I was just wondering how Brittany Daniel was doing, and then I see this Instagram post of her in a bikini and I feel so much better knowing she is doing fine, very fine, very fine indeed. Yes, I'm going to be breathing a couple sighs of relief now that I know Brittany Daniel is fine.

Read More >>
Top Ten Celebrities Who Should Go Nude in 2017 Cuoco lip sync battle 782389 infobox featured

For many, the New Year is a great time for reflection, to look back on all the things you have done and all the things you didn't get done. The New Year is the perfect time to give some serious thought to the future, to make plans, and set goals. And if you are a celebrity, maybe this is the year to say yes to a certain role - you agree to a movie that you normally would pass on, and maybe, just maybe, 2017 is the year you finally go nude.

Read More >>
"The Great Undressing" Is Both Great and Undressed Screen shot 2017 01 06 at 9.41.16 am featured

There are few things better in life in finding a new musician whose music really touches you. And today is one of those days because I have discovered Jenny Hval and her latest song "The Great Undressing" and man, this song is going to stick with me for a long time. Well, maybe not the song, but the music video. Honestly, I have no idea what the song sounds like because the only thing I could pay attention to was a completely nude Jenny Hval.

Read More >>
Hello Ryan Newman in a Bikini Rwn1 featured

Typically when someone says the name "Ryan" the picture in my head is not that of a beautiful bikini-clad hottie, but more like a former second baseman for the Chicago Cubs (and someone none of us want to see in a bikini), but now that Ryan Newman has posted quite a few sexy pics on Instagram, things are going to be different from now on. The name Ryan will fill my head with the grandest and sexiest of images.

Read More >>
Iliza Shlesinger's Nude Selfie Will Send a Shiver Up Your Spine Is featured

While I was very much tempted to make a joke about Iliza Shlesinger's incredible nude mirror selfie sending a shiver up your funny bone, I decided it would be a bit of an insult to Iliza Shlesinger's incredible nude body. Man, I keep saying that funny women are super hot and I don't know if there is a more funny and hotter flady than Iliza Shlesinger.

Read More >>
Katelyn Pippy in a Bikini Sure Is Chippy! Kp1 featured

While I don't know the origins of the last name "Pippy", I have a feeling that everyone probably assumes that you are chipper and cheerful all the time. I have no idea if that is true about Katelyn Pippy or not, but one thing that we do know for sure is that she looks amazing in a bikini. Seeing her incredible bikini sure is leaving me pretty damn chipper and cheery.

Read More >>