Let's all be honest right here: Messy eaters are gross. The only exception to this rule is if you are toddler, and I mean really young. But watching someone get food all over their face, clothes, and everything in between could be considered punishment for a crime. Come on, we all know it's true - watching someone get food everywhere is distinguishing... unless it's Emily Ratajkowski.
No one in the history of all recorded time has ever said, "Oh, another blonde model in white lingerie, no thank you!" Because to say such thing would be a flat-out lie. There is always room for another blonde model in white lingerie, especially if that model is Stephany Carvalho.
There are some people out there who can see the beauty in an old, falling down building. They can see the history of it, the small details that remain, and sometimes people can see a nude Astrid Von Winter. Yes, no matter how old or how dilapidated or how much rubble is scattered on the ground, you have a nude Astrid Von Winter and everything is standing strong.
You can tell me this was a photo shoot, you can tell me she did this as a dare, you can tell me whatever you want, but I'm not going to believe it. Lady Gaga is wearing a jeweled bikini top, thong bikini bottom, and high heels to be the beach because she's Lady Gaga. There is no other reason.
Look, no one cares if it's for a magazine, a television show or something else. You could be giving Selena Gomez the Woman of the Year award in a hundred different fields. She's awesomely sexy and if someone wants to give her an award for all her sexiness throughout the year, no one is going to argue.
So, this is one of those awkward situations where I don't know what to do. Josephine Skriver is wearing a cowboy hat and nothing else and I don't know where to compliment the hat or the ass first. Seriously, why doesn't someone write down the etiquette for this situation?
We all crave a bit of consistency in our lives. We need that balance, that every day to help us through the crazy parts that we have no control over. So, when the roller coaster of life looks like it's about to go down a giant hill, that's when I turn to Alessandra Ambrosio. Her hotness is always there and always sexy as hell.
Normally when someone lays on a log, there are so many jokes about wood that pop up that you can't help but spend the next 30 minutes or so cracking jokes. Yet, here's Bella Hadid being all sexy in a bikini on a log and I can't think of a single wood joke.
One would think that everyone would already know that if Yaoyao is topless, it doesn't matter what color light you shine on her - it's going to look awesome. She has a great pair of boobs whether they are under red light or blue light or no light at all. Yet, it seems like some people out there still want to know if Yaoyao's breasts always look great. And the answer is yes.
Anytime you walk through a big city with its building scraping the sky, you can't help but look at marvel at the buildings. And if you're like me, when staring at a condo building next to another condo building you wonder if the people who live there ever see their neighbors nude. You have to admit that city living is kind of appealing if you could look at your window and see Andressa Martins nude across the street.
There is probably nothing worse than wearing something that is uncomfortable. Whether your sweater is too itchy or your pants are too tight, being uncomfortable in your clothes can turn the nicest person into the world's biggest grump. So, I have to ask, is your shirt uncomfortable, Anastasiia Poranko? Why don't you just take your shirt off, Anastasiia Poranko?
Now, I don't know Barbara Alua in person, but just from these few pics, I have the strangest feeling that she's not only a bad ass who doesn't take shit from anyone, but she's also incredibly sexy when she does it, too. And that, my friends, makes for one hell of a sexy package.
The name Megan or Meghan or Meg has been around for such a long time that it has quite a few meanings. It can mean strong and capable, it can mean bringer of light, and it can mean pearl. But no matter how you spell it, how you say it, there is one thing all Megans, Meghans, and Megs have in common; they are super hot. So, to honor the wonderful name Megan, let's count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Named Megan (or Meghan or Meg).
At this point, we should really ask ourselves how much longer it will take before Dove Cameron is everywhere? I mean, seriously, think about how long this beauty can stay under the radar? I say it's only a matter of days before Dove Cameron spreads those sexy wings and flies right into our hearts.
Sadly, I don't have any breaking news, I don't have anything special to say, what I'm about to say will not shock and/or amaze you, it's something you already know and have known for years - Emmy Rossum is sexy in a bikini. Man, I love hearing old news like that.
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