It's hard to say what the best thing is about Gabrielle Union - she has one of the best smiles around, her eyes can light up a room, and her body is hot enough to start an actual fire. Yes, there is just so much to love about Gabrielle Union, it's hard to know where to begin.
As much as I would love to come up with more money jokes or other clever puns, I think I'm going to leave the jokes for now because there is nothing funny about the absolute sexiness of a completely nude Emilie Payet. Seriously, Emilie Payet is probably my new favorite everything right now.
I think we've all had those days when we need a little extra motivation to get out of bed, I might have had one of those morning today. But I think I might have found a way to make getting out of bed the best part of your day. If the first thing we saw each morning was Joan Smalls ass, I think we'd all wake up bright as the morning sun.
In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.
There are a couple objects that simply aren't sexy: those wooden spools they wrap heavy wire around, a Tonsil Guillotine, and a wooden baseball bat. Nothing against any of those objects (except for the Tonsil Guillotine, that thing is scary), but there is something about their shape, design, or purpose in life that makes them not sexy, not matter how hard you try. Well, I guess that is until you put them next to Kendall Jenner in a see-through bra, and then that object becomes rather sexy.
I'm sorry, but I simply can't take it anymore. I have to throw in the towel, call it a day, walk away, and never look back. Jennifer Lopez has officially made her Instagram account too sexy and I can no longer handle it. This is legitimately the sexiest things J-Lo has ever posted and I don't know what to do with my life anymore.
I'm not going to go so far as to say that Kate Moss is hot she glows in the dark, but it is pretty safe to say that when Kate Moss is nude there is no amount of darkness that can cover it. Hell, you don't even need a spotlight when Kate Moss is topless, our eyes will find her.
I think we've all enjoyed leaning against a railing on a balcony or a bridge, staring off into the distance. Odds are you've never given a damn about how the railing was constructed, unless you are in the balcony railing business, but I have a feeling we are all going to start noticing the the details thanks to Kourtney Kardashian and her ass rest.
If you are like me, goofing around typically means doing nothing or at most doing as little as possible. It also means wearing the most comfortable clothes you own, which are usually the clothing you wouldn't wear outside of your house. Yet, for Joanna Krupa, goofing around means wearing very little and doing some pretty sexy dancing.
As I have stated many times before, I'm not much of a camper. I find the idea of eating, sleeping, and especially dealing with any bathroom-related activities while outdoors to be as much fun as attending a three-day convention on bollards (look it up). Yet, Sara Jean Underwood continues to make camping look like the most fun anyone can have with their clothes off.
When you think about it, it really was only a matter of time before Britney Spears had some kind of wardrobe malfunction during one of her costume-heavy Las Vegas shows. And thankfully with the invention of the camera phone, many people were not only able to witness it, but also to share it with the world. Yes, my friends, it is such a beautiful sight.
Every once in awhile, I hear something and it simply doesn't make sense to me. Recently it's been happening more often than I think, but that's just the way the world is right now.
I try to pride myself on being a reasonable person. There are so many unreasonable things in this world that we have no control over, so why add to the mess? But we all have our limits when being reasonable isn't in the cards anymore. And I'm sorry, but Lauren Cohan is unreasonably hot.
In case you are just waking up from a 25-year long coma or just a plain old ordinary 25-day coma, I have news - Beyoncé Knowles is pregnant again! With twins! She made the announcement with a pretty awesome photo, but apparently there are more photos. And guess what, the photos are pretty awesome.
Having been lucky enough in my life to have visited one of the Hawaiian Islands, I know the extreme pleasure and joy that comes from being there. I'm never surprised when everyone, including celebrities, rushes there for vacations. It pretty much is paradise on earth. But I'm having trouble figuring out if Amber Rose is actually on vacation in Hawaii or just rocking a Hawaiian bikini for fun.
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