Probably one of the least sexiest things most normal people can attempt is to be sexy on a car. I'm sorry, but climbing on a car is truly an art and not something for the general public. If you are going to climb on a car you better be a topless Charlotte McKinney. And if you are a topless Charlotte McKinney, then just stick to standing by the car.
Look, I would love nothing more than to make a bunch of weather puns and heatwave jokes, maybe toss in some kind of lightning reference, but damn it, Yanet Garcia is really freaking hot. I don't know if I have enough energy to focus on her hotness and come up with weather jokes.
I'll openly admit to never having the opportunity to play beer pong (never been invited to that kind of party), but I really must say when Olivia Munn plays I have to wonder what the slogan on her swimsuit means. Is that like her catchphrase? Is it some kind of company logo? Is that her new beer pong team? And why is it so damn sexy?
Yes, I know, it's totally lame to make a wizard joke when referring to Emma Watson, but you know it's true. She is so freaking hot, it's like someone cast a spell over you. One could go so far as to say Emma Watson is so hot it's magical.
Growing up landlocked I'll admit that one thing I wish I knew how to do was surf. It just always seemed like such a cool thing to do, all the people who surfed looked cool, and most of all Michelle Monaghan has some fantastic sideboob while holding a surfboard. Yeah, just about every part of surfing is cool.
While a Lute can be almost any stringed instrument that has the strings running in a plane parallel to the sound table, possesses a deep round back, and is plucked, I don't think any of us have cared about one until Malin Åkerman decided to hold one while wearing a see-through dress. I don't even know or care if she can play the Lute, she just looks sexy as hell holding one.
Much to our surprise, Kristen Wiig went full frontal in her debut in the film Welcome to Me (2014). I'm sure I wasn't alone in thinking that the odds of ever seeing a topless, much less completely nude, Kristen Wiig was somewhere between winning the lottery and winning the lottery for a second time. But alas, she went nude, and it was awesome. Now it seems Kristen Wiig is ready to do it again in a remake for the German comedy Toni Erdmann (2016).
Stop right now. Seriously, stop whatever it is you are currently doing and watch this Pamela Anderson commercial. I'm kidding around, you must watch this right now. Do not do it in five minutes, do not make a note to watch it later, do not pass Go and collect $200 dollars. Watch. It. Right. Now.
"You know what I'm so tired of, hot naked women nude on a beach. That concept for a photo spread is so old and cliche and the pictures are never really that great anyway," said No One Ever. Michelle Vawer nude on a beach is and always will be awesome.
Probably one of the greatest inventions over the last 100 years is that of digital photography. Of course, I might be slightly biased since I still have a drawer full of out of focus and thumb covered pictures, but I like seeing the image before I print it. (Though, who prints photos these days?) But I will say one thing: I do miss Polaroids, and seeing these Ashley Graham Polaroids has me missing them even more.
We all know that Nina Agdal has one of the most incredible bodies around. One might even go so far as to say her body is truly a work of art. Well, to that person, I say, you are correct sir. Now we have photographic proof that Nina Agdal's body can stand up against one of the greatest pieces of art ever.
The other day I was thinking I hadn't watched any of my favorite movies in a long time. I should probably sit down and watch a few of them again just for the fun of it. And that got me thinking, there are a couple of celebrities that we really haven't need in awhile or we've only seen nude once. It would really be great to see them nude again, so why not count down the Top Ten Celebrities Who Should Get Nude Again?
Having never gotten into the whole Downton Abbey scene (even being yelled for mistakingly calling it Downtown Abbey) I really never got my fill of Michelle Dockery. For this, I am ashamed. Michelle Dockery is quite sexy and I know that having a little more of her in my life would make it that much more to live. Thank goodness this is a mistake that can be remedied.
Now, if I am being perfectly honest, I had no idea that Christie Brinkley had daughters, let alone some smoking hot daughters. I have always felt it best to simple admire the most beautiful in the world, not get caught up in their daily lives. And while I'm not surprised Christie Brinkley would have incredibly hot daughters, I'm a little shocked how stunning all three are when together. There is really only one thing to say: Damn, Christie, Alexa, and Sailor Brinkley. Damn.
I've seen a lot of beautiful women in a lot of beautiful bikinis; that's my job. And while most of the time I can appreciate the hotness of a beautiful woman in a beautiful bikini, every so often, I'm left almost speechless by the sight. When it happens, it's pure magic. So, have a little magic in your day thanks to Chanel Iman and her bikini.
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