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Best Of Babelogs: Weekend Edition

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:30:38 EDT

Because a weekend without babes is like ... uh, two whole days without babes, and then where would we be?

· Alexa Loren (imagepost.com)
· Amber Rain (dailyniner.com)
· Ashley (go-girls-go.com)
· Audrey Bitoni (glam0ur.com)

· Daisy Marie (nudebabes.ws)
· Dawson Miller (nextdoormania.com)
· Ines Alecsandra (sexykittenporn.com)
· Jana Jordan (z0d.com)
· Jia Lynn (lettherebeporn.com)
· Jessica James (pinkems.com)
· Jo Garcia (babesandbitches.net)
· Kayden Kross (redpornblog.com)
· Katrin Kozy (primecurves.com)
· Martini (stupidnakedpeople.com)
· Nancy Patton (babesanatomy.com)
· Raven Riley (dirtyyoungbitches.com)
· Raylene Richards (freeporn.hu)
· Roxy Carter (babesdump.net)
· Sabrina (kindgirls.com)
· Terry Nova (bigboobs.hu)
· Yara (labatidora.net)

And don't forget ...

· Alya
· Ambra
· Lidiya
· Marketa
· Yanna

... and the other Fleshbot Babes

Jenny Hendrix Demands You "Fuck Me"

Gram Ponante — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:20:43 EDT

According to polls conducted by the Bogue Chitto branch of the Fleshbot Research and Development Group, the most common ejaculation uttered at first sight of Jenny Hendrix is "Fuck Me" (emphasis added). So, though it might be a little on the nose (or somewhere south) to name a movie thusly, at least it is guaranteed popular appeal.

We can only wish that you, Fleshbot Readers, could know Jenny Hendrix the way we do. That is because her affected porn star vocal fry ("I want to fulfill your innermost fantasies") sounds so different from the way she actually talks. Lucky for you, the movie captures her the way she actually looks, with a little sneer that would make Billy Idol jealous.

Despite the presence of someone else in the scene, Hendrix only has eyes for you, taking great pains (it is apparent) to look at the camera even as things are happening to her that would in anyone else require attention.

"I want to spit on that cock," she says, not even consulting her Day Planner, "and make it nice and wet. And stick it all the way down my throat."

She goes on:

"I want to get it nice and wet," she says. "And spit on it."

Then she tells you what else is on her agenda.

"I want that cock in my pussy," she says, then gets to the point, "I want to get my pussy fucked" (emphasis not added).

· Gazzman (gazzman.com)
· Buy "Fuck Me" (gamelink.com)

Alya (Gallery-Carre)

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:30:57 EDT

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

"9 To 5" In Porn: What A Way To Make A Living

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 16:45:49 EDT

As disappointed as we were to learn that current Fleshbot Extreme Pornstar Showdown contestants Sasha Grey and Belladonna are not starring in a hardcore remake of the of the 1980s Lily Tomlin/Dolly Parton/Jane Fonda workplace comedy classic, we're still intrigued by the trailer for this "behind the scene" porn documentary. Tes, we know it's been done before—but this one looks well shot, well done and ... what's the word? Oh, yeah ... interesting! In addition to our other extreme candidates, Mia Rose, Audrey Hollander, John Stagliano and other assorted Porn Valley characters might wander through. We're not sure yet when it will be playing somewhere we can see it, but you'll probably find us waiting in line when it is.

· 9 To 5: The Movie (9to5-themovie.com)

Germans are excited for the release of "Cloud ...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:25:38 EDT

Germans are excited for the release of "Cloud 9," a new movie about a hot and sexy love triangle featuring some steamy and explicit sex scenes. Oh, did we mention that all three parties are in their 60s and 70s? It's the rare film that both you and your grandparents can enjoy, if it weren't so awkward to see it with them. (afp.google.com + german-films.de)

Advance tickets are on sale now for the Arse ...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:15:45 EDT

Advance tickets are on sale now for the Arse Elektronika conference in San Francisco later this month. You know—the one where nerds and geeks gather to build their own kooky DIY machines and then fuck them? (monochrom.at)

While You Were Sleeping: Top Ten Sleep Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:10:10 EDT

Sleep: that boring eight hour stretch of the day when we all have to lie down and do nothing so our bodies can recharge. Totally lame, right? Yet somehow, totally necessary! But if we're going to have to spend such a huge chunk of time being completely inert, we might as well spice it up with a little sexy action ... or throw some sexy action into someone else's sleep time, anyway. Who says you can't mix business with pleasure? Video clips after the jump.

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Schlafende kleine nutte (pornkolt.com)

Woman Fuck Sleeping Girl (youporn.com)

Wake up dammit! (pornhub.com)

MILF fucked in sleep (shufuni.com)

Rocco with sleeping young Girl (redtube.com)

sleep girl (megarotic.com)

angel sleep (megarotic.com)

Sleepy Fuck (megarotic.com)

Fuck me up when you wake me up (pornhub.com)

Sleep and Sex (megarotic.com)

Marketa (Marketa 4 You)

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:15:18 EDT

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

Para Ti: Our Favorite Ladies Of Latin America

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:45:09 EDT

There's so much we could say about these lovely Latinas — and none of it has anything to do with their being hot tamales from south of the border! (We would never be that cheap.) Some of it has to do with our love of dark hair and those fabled Latina asses ... and some of it is simply because Fleshbot reader Stewie Griffin requested today's roundup of luscious Latinas. After the jump, find out why everything's hotter down south.

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Even A Sex Tape Can't Save Jeremy Jackson ...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:20:13 EDT

Sometimes, even a sex tape isn't enough to revive your flagging career. Jeremy Jackson, aka Hobie from "Baywatch", is the star of 45 minutes of hardcore action with former pornstar Sky Lopez... and there is no one who's interested in buying the tape, which we find a little surprising. In addition to featuring people fucking, the tape has an interesting backstory including betrayal, threats by drug-addicted thugs, and a pornstar who finds Jesus. Okay, maybe it's not that interesting. But still! People fucking!. (tmz.com, more @ avn.com)

Heroic swimmer Michael Phelps once again ...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:15:21 EDT

Heroic swimmer Michael Phelps once again demonstrates the famous reach and determination that won him eight gold medals at the Beijing Olympics. Wait until you see his breast stroke. (radaronline.com)

In addition to being a one of our favorite ...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:10:25 EDT

In addition to being a one of our favorite new crush objects in her own right, Baby Sinead wins extra credit for her special ability to track down hot young girls and take naked pictures of them. So allow us to introduce Jes C, one of Sinead's latest finds. And yes, there are more pictures where that one came from. (babysinead.com)

Yanna (New Nude City)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:00:21 EDT

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

Peeling It Off For The Wallpaper Project

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 10:46:57 EDT

On paper, the idea of standing 75 different women in front of 75 different wallpaper designs created in 75 different years sounds completely silly and maybe even a bit pointless. Once you see the finished product, however, you might say, "Now, I get it! That's neato!" It's still a little bizarre and random, but as an art project it's pretty nifty. Of course, that may just be the part of us that likes seeing 75 women go topless talking, but that part of us always did have a good eye for art.

· The Wallpaper Project (Flickr, via Blography; more @ ruediger-schestag.com)

Casual Sex Fridays

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 10:07:30 EDT

It's Friday, and that means that in office buildings all across this country people are letting loose! Ties come off, suit coats become sport coats and some men and women even show up for work in ... gasp! ... khaki pants! It's crazy, we tell ya! Maybe later today, your office will turn the radio station from "soft rock favorites" to "light rock favorites" and then if things get really wild, the office manager will send out for frozen yogurt! Man, if you're one of the lucky ones who gets to work in an office like this—and you've managed to bypass the workplace filters to view this post—no one is getting any work done today.

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· "office sex" (RedTube)

Roberta Mancino is a champion skydiver, ...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 09:29:22 EDT

Roberta Mancino is a champion skydiver, which is really amazing because we didn't even realize that was a competitive sport. (Anyone who makes it to the ground alive is a winner in our book.) Even more impressive is that this skill has also led to her very own 12-month nude sporting calendar. No helmet required. (mensfitness.com)

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Fleshbot — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 08:30:13 EDT

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Bank Robbery: You're Doing It Wrong

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:30:00 EDT

The reason most criminals get caught is because they don't really think their plan through. For starters, robbing a bank makes sense, but robbing a sperm bank is just pointless. You can find that stuff anywhere and it's not that hard to collect. (Don't worry fellas—your deposits are insured.) Also, no matter what kind of institution you decided to knock over, you have to keep yourself properly covered at all times. All those witnesses will easily be able to pick this girl's tits out of a police lineup.

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· "Bank robbery" (RedTube)

Lidiya (Met Art)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:55:00 EDT

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "This Picture Is Censored"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:25:00 EDT

This dirty old man would really like to show you some filth. But first, he wants to tell you about it and then maybe provide a history lesson about obscenity laws in the United States from 1921 up to and including 1965. When you're giving a lecture, it's important to provide examples and demonstrations to prove your point. It helps to make your arguments clear and also keeps your audience from falling asleep. Sure, you could just dispense with the talking all together, but then who would get to admire your mustache?

· "Censored" (1965) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive

The Battle Begins: Belladonna Vs. Sasha Grey

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:45:47 EDT

So what better way to kick off our Extreme Pornstar Showdown than with two of the most extreme pornstars we know? In one corner, longtime Fleshbot favorite Belladonna, whose strengths include talents like taking a baseball bat up the ass (while pregnant!) and a healthy love of anal squirting! In the other corner, relative newcomer (and fellow Fleshbot crush object) Sasha Grey: the thinking person's pornstar who really loves a good cock choking. Truly, a battle of the greats! But who will win? That's up to you, gentle (and not-so-gentle) reader. After the jump, two video clips and a chance to vote for the victor.

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Belladonna
Belladonna takes it so well, as usual (pornhub.com)

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Sasha Grey
Sasha Grey working with four cocks (pornhub.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Extreme Pornstar Showdown: Let's Get Ready To Rumble!

Has porn warped your perception of what you ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:20:21 EDT

Has porn warped your perception of what you expect to find when you go, well ... anywhere? Maybe your lady doctor doesn't expose quite as much cleavage as Gianna Michaels, but that doesn't mean she's not a good physician! (boobieblog.com)

Savanna Samson: Pornstar, Vintner ... Pop ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:40:40 EDT

Savanna Samson: Pornstar, Vintner ... Pop Star? "Possession," the debut album from the multifaceted sex goddess, will drop later this month. We just hope she actually possesses a singing voice. (avn.com)

Project Nipplewatch: Top Ten Celebrity Nip Slips (For Now, Anyway)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:15:26 EDT

Although we've been covering celebrity uncoverings for years now, we're still not really quite sure why it is that famous women have such a hard time keeping their nipples under wraps. But then again, who are we to ignore the desperate cry of areolas yearning to be free? Over the years, we've spotted more than a handful of accidentally uncovered nipples—or "nip slips," as the kids are calling them these days. After the jump, relive some of our favorite nipplewatch moments. And if they're not doing it for you? Not to worry; we're sure there will be a lot more where these came from before too long. It's sort of a tradition, you know.

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A new scientific study claims that men tend ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:55:55 EDT

A new scientific study claims that men tend to be attracted to and date women who look like their mother. So if the majority of your porn collection consists of MILF videos, well ... it should be a fun Thanksgiving!.(newscientist.com)

For someone who began her career in the adult ...

Fleshbot — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:50:51 EDT

For someone who began her career in the adult industry with a porn movie called "Nietzsche Bangers", you'd think that directrix Vena Virago would have a more highfalutin take on the intersection of high art and low culture. But then, Vena Virago isn't your average porn directrix: "Porn is porn. Art is art. This is porn." Isn't it nice to see an artist making porn who appreciates the simple appeal of watching people fuck? (interview @ hustlerworld.com)

Howard Schatz Is A (Naked) People Person

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:20:10 EDT

The portfolio of photographer Howard Schatz is filled with fashion models, boxers, pregnant women, swimmers, and even clowns—but like the people in them no two photos look alike. Either through funky lighting, bizarre makeup, dunking his subjects underwater—or just being all up in their face—he makes each portrait intimate and unique. And while he's not exclusively a nude photographer, it's clear that Schatz admires the curves and contours of human flesh and enjoys capturing it in as many ways as he can. We guess that means we have something in common—only in our case "capturing" means "eagerly staring at."

· Howard Schatz Photography (howardschatz.com, via ponyxpress.wordpress.com)

Sweded Porn: Be Kind, Rewind, And Undress

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:05:30 EDT

Anyone who saw the Jack Black/Mos Def/Michel Gondry film "Be Kind Rewind" earlier this year already understands the joy of being "Sweded." If you didn't see it—well, it's a bit complicated, but basically a Sweded film is an amateur remake of a classic movie using homemade props and your friends as actors, which is how the main characters in "Be Kind" save their small town video store from greedy land developers. (It made more sense at the time.) The marketing department at video sharing site Shufuni must have seen it too, because now they're asking users to make their own Sweded movies—but with nudity and sex, of course. And they're offering prizes to the best interpretations.

It's sort of like what "Pirates II" would be to "Pirates of the Caribbean," if the porn version didn't have a bigger budget. Just like that blockbuster, no one has actually finished one for Shufuni yet, but we predict that this will be the greatest creative advance in the history of porn ... or a colossal internet disaster. Either way, it should be fun to watch.

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· Sweded Nude Movie Competition (shufuni.com)
· Shufuni.com Offers $40,000 in Cash Prizes for the First Ever Sweded Nude Video Competition (avn.com)
· Be Kind Rewind (imdb.com)
· Ghostbusters (Sweded) (YouTube)

Guys, you might think it would be easy to ...

Fleshbot — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:50:13 EDT

Guys, you might think it would be easy to tell the difference between a real vagina and a fake one if you were blindfolded—but then, you're not the dude who's subject to this side-by-side comparison, and you probably don't have to contend with Brandi Belle and her friends administering the test. So give this guy a break, OK? These things can be distracting enough as it is. (preview @ brandibelle.com, via Your Dirty Mind)

Proving once again that the quickest way ...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:45:26 EDT

Proving once again that the quickest way to a would-be animal rights activist's heart is via strategic use of scantily clad girls, PETA offers up this striptease quiz which gives you the chance to watch a hot girl strip down to her skivvies. Oh, and you're supposed to learn about animal birth control or something. They make condoms for dogs? (peta.org)

Christina Ricci Defies Convention... Bikini Style

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:30:39 EDT

Who said bikini season was over? Well, clearly we were wrong — glamorous movie stars like Christina Ricci don't have to follow those arbitrary "seasons." When Christina wants to put on a bikini and go frolicking in the waves, she's damn well going to no matter what time of year the calendar or fashion pundits say it is! And we are so grateful for that.

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Ambra (Ambra's Dream)

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:20:00 EDT

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

Lily Thai, You Naughty, Naughty Thing

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:10:27 EDT

Lily Thai is a naughty girl. How do we know? Why, because it says "Naughty" right there on her shirt! Also because her shirt is hiked up to expose her boobs, and she really seems to get into fucking and sucking her strapping young friend. Oh, and the fact that she's vocal about enjoying said fucking and sucking doesn't help her case either. But more than anything, it was the shirt that really tipped us off. Sometimes, things just have to be spelled out like that.

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· Lily Thai enjoys black dick (pornhub.com)

The brothel business is booming in London ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:55:17 EDT

The brothel business is booming in London town—and the competition is creating a price war where you can get unprotected sex for just £25. That's like ... 350 American dollars or something, so that's a pretty good deal. (bbc.co.uk)

The ACLU is filing a federal lawsuit to defend ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:30:20 EDT

The ACLU is filing a federal lawsuit to defend the First Amendment rights of a pole dancing instructor. Yes, lap dances are free speech ... and isn't free speech beautiful? (nytimes.com)

Best Of Babelogs: Hump Day Edition

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:15:38 EDT

Because four day work weeks are at least three days too long ...

· Ann (dailyniner.com)
· Bettie Ballhaus (babeslog.net)
· Diana (babezplanet.com)
· Edda (bestbosoms.com)

· Erica (babesdump.net)
· Ginger White (join2babes.com)
· Hana (kindgirls.com)
· Heather Rae (morazzia.com)

· Iga Wyrwal (lettherebeporn.com)
· Janine Lindemulder (hipka.com)
· Karina (sensualarousalblog.com)
· Lana Lopez (z0d.com)
· Lilly (teenist.com)
· Marina (babesandbitches.net)

· Muriel (babesdiary.com)
· Pepper (doctorteen.com)
· Stephanie Emma (glamdolls.com)
· Vadim Rigin (gyrls.com)

And don't forget ...

· Ariel (Ariel's Blog)
· Daisy Young (Goddess/Beauty Is Divine)
· Savannah (Suze Classics)
· Verunka (Verunka's Dreams)
· Jenya (MET Art)
... And the other Fleshbot Babes

Not-So-Mixed Doubles

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:25:00 EDT

Have you been watching the U.S. Open this week? Neither have we! There just aren't that many compelling reasons to watch pro tennis these days. Other than sexy female players ... and their short skirts ... and the grunting and groaning they make when they smack the little ball ... and the sweating. But other than those very good reasons, there are no reasons to watch! Although just like this video, the semi-finals at this year's tournament will also include a brief subplot involving Peter North and a mermaid, so buy your tickets now!

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· "lesbians on the tennis court" (RedTube)

Is Stanley Kubrick porn a little too old ...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:00:38 EDT

Is Stanley Kubrick porn a little too old fashioned for you? If you're in search of a sci-fi porno parody with a slightly more modern feel, check out "Cleavagefield", a softcore breast-filled remix of J.J. Abrams' monster mash "Cloverfield." At least in "Cleavagefield," the shaky camera work enhances the action. (io9.com)

Ariel (Ariel's Blog)

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:30:00 EDT

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

What happens when an Australian Rules Football ...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:58:20 EDT

What happens when an Australian Rules Football star parades around his city in broad daylight wearing a dress and an oversized pink dildo? We're not sure actually—is that one of the wacky Australia rules? (news.com.au; more @ Defamer Australia)