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New Models Roll Off The Nuts Assembly Line

As Ford and General Motors could tell you (before they lost $100 gazillion dollars last quarter), you can't just keep churning out the same products year after year. You need to innovate or watch as the competition passes you by. That's also the philosophy of Nuts magazine, which is more than happy to pump out photos of classic favorites like Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard, but also has an active R&D department putting together new, impressively busty babes for your enjoyment. Their two latest entries in the market are the sleek and sporty Rosie and the high-octane Dylan, who may also be the magazine's first and only redhead. If only Detroit was so devoted to giving the people what they wanted—these two could stop even high gas prices in their tracks.

· Dylan and Rosie (galleries @ nuts.co.uk)

12:55 PM on Fri Aug 8 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
107 views, 2 comments

Latest by n/a: And as Mr. Ford would say, they both have a wonderful set of airbags. more »

celebrity third nipplewatch

Lily Allen Shows Us A Nip (And Keeps Two To Herself)

It seems we can't go too far without running into Lily Allen's nipples these days. But it's not like we're complaining or anything. How often do we get to see a pair of famous boobs that and get to make a joke about third nipples at the same time? Gallery after the jump. More »

12:50 PM on Fri Aug 8 2008
By Lux Nightmare
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hardcore

Doing It For (Somebody's) Daddy: Top Ten DILF Sex Videos

Between the yummy mummies and the MILFs, mothers get a lot of attention these days. But what about all the dads out there? Don't they deserve some love too? Or at least a good, hard shag? Father's Day may have passed us by, but it's never too late to offer up a tribute to all the DILFs who make our lives so special with their tender, caring touch. If you're somebody's daddy—or at least old enough to be one—then you're someone we'd like to ... well, you know. (And if you don't, see what we mean after the jump.) More »

Feature

12:25 PM on Fri Aug 8 2008
By Lux Nightmare
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Today is apparently International Orgasm Day, which is not to be confused with the UK's National Orgasm Day or Global Orgasm Day or Cosmic Orgasm Day. With all these orgasms going on, we're going to have to start scheduling them into our day planner. (thenaughtyamerican.com)

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The title of this gallery from Vice is "Four Naked Women Who Are Not My Wife And One Naked Woman Who Is", which surely wins the award this week for ... er, something. We're not sure which one is the wife and which ones are not, but if anyone of them wanted to tie us down to the old ball and chain you wouldn't hear any complaints. (viceland.com)

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porn ninjas!

The Way Of The Ninja: Secret Sex Techniques Revealed!

The perpetrator of Maria Ozawa's "Female Ninja Rape" may still be at large, but at least this clip gives us some idea of what it might look like. Contrary to popular belief, ninjas leave their lightning quick in-and-out moves at the bedroom door—which is probably for the best, given that they also seem to have quite the taste for anal sex. Nevertheless, in true ninja fashion they're never without their swords. After all, those things can come in quite handy during foreplay. More »

11:15 AM on Fri Aug 8 2008
By Lux Nightmare
905 views, 1 comment

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celebrity bikini watch

Kim Kardashian, Quick Change Bikini Artist

We're not sure if these pictures are from two different days, or if Kim Kardashian happened to change suits in the middle of the day ... but we're pretty miffed at whatever photographer dropped the ball and didn't get pictures of the inbetween naked time. On the plus side, Kim does look pretty damn hot in her bikinis. Almost hot enough to make us forget that she's not naked! Click thumbnail for gallery. More »

10:45 AM on Fri Aug 8 2008
By Lux Nightmare
654 views, 1 comment

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change is good

Fleshbot Comments: Gt Pwnd

The sentient robots that constructed the Gawker Media Matrix and enslaved us in the wheels of this giant blogging machine have given us a new toy to play with. It's called disemvoweling and with the click of a button it gives us the power to remove all the vowels from any one of your comments! Why would we want to do this? Good question! More »

10:30 AM on Fri Aug 8 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
338 views, 5 comments

The poor fellow underneath the sheet here is not dead—he's merely being extracted from a rather delicate situation. And by that we mean his penis is being extracted from the steel bench that he tried to hump. Just so you know, if you're desperate to try a metal cock ring there are better ways to go about it. (weirdasianews.com)

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Three years ago, the Houston police confiscated $50,000 worth of toys from a local sex shop and now that the charges have been dropped and they want their property back ... all the evidence has mysteriously gone missing. If only there was someone you could turn to when your things get stolen! (chron.com + avn.com)

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8:05 AM on Fri Aug 8 2008
By Fleshbot
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you are there

Popshots of the Week! The Long And Short Of It

As the lithe Audrey Elson might tell you, sometimes the best outfit is no outfit at all. Lounging on the set of the Anabolic production of director Ivan's "Creampie Explosions 3"—yes, they said it couldn't be made—the 5'10" Elson makes a good case for never wearing anything again.

Join us after the gap for more Popshots, in which we show porn stars not as the world sees them but how they really are.

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9:15 PM on Thu Aug 7 2008
By Gram Ponante
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Latest by I.M.B.Y "Kiss My Intellect Goodbye": As far as "Pop Shots Of the Week" and the "You are there" title; I wish there were more like this. They make me feel warm, and it isn't just the lack of A/C more »

flesh flicks

Asia Carrera's Final Frontier

We all look forward to a future where virtual reality and automated dual-pleasuring fembots allow us to have thoroughly realistic sex with any pornstar of our choosing. But what if the pornstars don't want us? What if, instead of replicating themselves for our carnal amusement, they build their own series of Terminator-like fuckborgs that never age, never get tired and never forget the foreplay? When that day arrives, it will be dark one indeed for us air-breathing meatbags. More »

5:41 PM on Thu Aug 7 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
10,621 views, Comment

porn scene investigation

Case Closed: Mai Nadasaka Will See You Now

As always, the wisdom of our vast, handsome readership prevails and our mysterious "Modellismo Giapponesina" has been identified. Mai Nadasaka (or Nadasaka Mai, depending on which search engine you ask) is the previously unknown big breasted Japanese babe in question. Now that we know that, we like her even more. Sure, we don't really know anything else besides her name, but when you're ogling a beautiful woman, isn't it nice to know what you would call her if you were ever stuck in an elevator with her and you both had to take your clothes off to survive? (It could happen!) The moral of the story: In the porn world, no mystery stays a mystery for long. Good work, team! See the fruits of your labor below. More »

4:11 PM on Thu Aug 7 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
9,254 views, 2 comments

Latest by Dashiell Bennett: @Chnnng: Tht's wht sh sd! more »

2008 olympics

Faster, Higher, Sexier: 20 Hot Summer Olympic Athletes

Tomorrow is the opening ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics, where the world's greatest athletes will gather to compete in contests of legendary skill and strength and compare the definition of their ab muscles. For sports fans—and fans of tight and toned bodies—it's also a great opportunity for sight seeing. We recommend the swimming or beach volleyball venues, since they tend to have the fittest girls and the skimpiest outfits. However, there are beautiful babes in every sport and discipline so to celebrate the lighting of the torch we offer this gallery of smoking hot Summer Olympic athletes past and present. Let the Games begin! More »

Feature

3:00 PM on Thu Aug 7 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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celebrity

Evan Seinfeld, Rock Star Pimp

While he's certainly not the only rock star turned pornstar (Hi, Gene!), and we wouldn't really consider him the first celebrity pornstar (aren't all pornstars celebrities?), but we're still excited about the debut of Evan Seinfeld, a.k.a. Spyder Jonze, a.k.a. Mr. Tera Patrick's porn site, Rock Star Pimp. For one thing, it's just cool to see someone cross from mainstream celebrity into porn celebrity rather than the other way around. For another, the site features hardcore scenes with likes of Rebecca Linares, Teagan Presley, and (obviously) Tera Patrick. Oh, and we guess Evan is probably in there, too!

· Rock Star Pimp (rockstarpimp.com, via Naked City)

2:35 PM on Thu Aug 7 2008
By Lux Nightmare
1,905 views, 3 comments

Latest by n/a: Here's to hoping that his swordmanship is better than anything Biohazard released post 1994....... more »

If you're at a beach right now ... we hate you. But the rest of us can perhaps find some solace in this gallery of naked amateur beach bunnies. You don't even need suntan lotion. (Wait, maybe you will....) (phun.org)

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Here's a tip for Craigslist casual encounters fans: If you're going to meet a stranger for some light bondage play, maybe do it in a nice quiet hotel room so, you know ... innocent bystanders don't think you are raping a bound-and-gagged kidnap victim in a public park. It makes it much harder to explain things to your wife later. (katu.com)

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