The question of whether or not Dora Madison is hot isn't up for debate, but over the past few weeks, it seems that Dora Madison has gotten hotter. Just look her last couple of Instagram posts and then look at this new one of her in rather revealing bra and panty set and tell me that she isn't getting hotter. I dare you to tell me Dora Madison isn't getting hotter.
Hollywood loves to throw people into categories. The leading man, the leading lady, the wacky best friend, the creepy neighbor, but what type does Emma Watson fall into? I feel like everyone is having a hard time fitting into one thing or the other. All I know is if we could get more sexy Emma Watson that would be great.
You know, sometimes it's important to take a minute and acknowledge the little things in life that make it so great. It could something as simple as a cool breeze on a warm day or something as magical as Rita Ora's side boob, just something that makes you smile. But really, forget about wind and focus on Rita Ora's awesome side boob.
They say that anyone can boil water, but it takes a real master to make a meal. If you happen to be someone lucky enough to know your way around a kitchen, please invite your friends over who can barely work the microwave. Whether it's a passion, a stress reliever, or just a fun hobby being in the kitchen is a dream from some people. And sometimes the oven isn't the hottest thing in the kitchen. Let's crank up the burners and count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Who Can Cook.
Look, I can sit here for another twenty minutes staring at Demi Rose in lingerie trying to come up with something clever to say, but there comes a time when one has to be honest with themselves. Demi Rose is sexy. Demi Rose is really sexy. Demi Rose is all kinds of crazy, super, wild, unbelievable sexy. There's just no way around this one, you gotta call it like it is.
As you all know, I'm a big fan of tan lines. I think there is something magical about them and simply drive me wild. Yet, in this instance, I have to question why Courtney Stodden is resting her arm across her boobs while enjoying the sun. Doesn't she know that it's going to make one interesting tan line?
If you want to get technical, then yes Aubrey O'Day is "dressed". She does, in fact, have on a pair of shorts that are held together by string and prayer, but in all actuality, she is not dressed. There is no way she could go into any business with this ensemble on and get service. Wait, I take that back, Aubrey O’Day can wear this outfit wherever the hell she wants and I'm sure we'd be tripping over ourselves to help.
There comes a time when regular words simply won't do. You can't string together enough descriptions to get across how awesome, how beautiful, how amazing something truly is. When this happens, there is one path to take - you must take a step into the world of poetry; more specifically haiku. Yes, it's time to honor Halle Berry's boobies with some haiku.
Far be it for me to criticize anyone who is successful enough in their career to photograph Saoirse Ronan. Obviously, they have done all the right things, met all the right people, and are doing pretty good for themselves. But if you have the opportunity to photograph someone as lovely as Saoirse Ronan, then just let her hotness shine. Don't dress her up like she's in the circus.
We could sit here all day and I could catalog all the reasons why Peyton List is so damn hot, but really I think you can see for yourself. There is no need to take inventory of this or that, we don't need to make a file or create some sort of Peyton List registry of hotness. Just know that Peyton List is hot for all the right reasons.
To all you out there who hate Valentine's Day, I hear ya. It can be a crappy holiday if you're single and sometimes it's pretty crappy when you're in a relationship. All that love stuff does get annoying after awhile. But hey, it's over, it's done, you don't have to worry about it for another year. And here is Kelly Brook in some sexy lingerie just for you.
I love it when the name fits and there are few with a better name than that of Arianny Celeste. Not only does her name fit, but there are few more fit than Arianny Celeste. Seriously, I want to say she has a heavenly body, but I don't know if any higher power could actually create something as stunning as Arianny Celeste.
Really, I don't need to do much describing. The words that I would pick wouldn't even come close to truly describing Christina Aguilera in a bubble bath. Actually, that might all the words I need - it's Christina Aguilera in a bathtub filled with bubbles showing off her amazing body. Yeah, that'll work.
We would expect nothing else from Miley Cyrus, but she created a very special Valentine's Day card for her boyfriend that one can describe in the only way possible: It was very Miley Cyrus. Damn it, we just love it when Miley Cyrus is all Miley Cyrus up in this place.
When I am reaching the tender age of 52, I'm sure I'll start thinking about moving someplace warmer to spend my days. Maybe I'll ponder what my imaginary grandchildren are doing. Perhaps I'll spend my days looking for the perfect buffet for dinner at 5 pm. For Paulina Porizkova, age 52 means you go nude for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit.
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