I know I sound like a broken record a lot of the time, but there are some things that are true and constantly bare repeating. Tan lines are sexy, zippers on bathing suits will drive you crazy, and there is nothing sexier than someone being his or herself. And it is that fact that Kim Kardashian West just being Kim Kardashian West is super sexy.
As if we needed another reason to love Jennifer Lopez, she goes and gives the best Valentine's Day gift of all: her rear end in a tight red outfit. They say that red is the color of love and passion, and I think now I finally see what they are saying. But if Jennifer Lopez is pure sexiness and red is the color of love, does that mean Jennifer Lopez in red showing off her famous ass is the epitome of love?
I have no idea if Nicki Minaj is just having fun with a friend or if she's teasing us for an incredibly awesome music video or photo spread to come. Either way, I think it's safe to say that if Nicki Minaj wants to anything Fifty Shades of Grey-related we are totally down for it.
Over the recent weeks we've been flooded (and I mean that in a good way) with tons of sexy Bella Hadid pics, but here's a reminder that Gigi Hadid is also pretty damn sexy. I'm not saying the Hadid sister's need to have a sexy-off, but I'm also not not saying they need to have a sexy-off.
A couple of years ago, the trend of making movies based around holidays was a big thing. And by big thing I mean I think they made like three of them, two I know they made for sure, but there might a third one floating around somewhere. But since these holiday movies always brought together a great collection of leading ladies, we thought we should take a look at Valentine's Day (2010) and count down the Top Ten Hotties from the cast.
In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.
It seems like every single week Bella Hadid has done another really awesome photo shoot or print ad or sexy Instagram post. I honestly don't know how she has the energy or stamina to keep up this pace, but damn it, she's doing some really great work. Whatever your secret is, Bella Hadid, please keep doing it for us!
It's Scarlett Byrne, which is pretty awesome.
While there was a brief moment of disappointment when I heard Scarlett Johansson was in Playboy, but only being interviewed, upon hearing her views on monogamy my frown turned upside down. Apparently Scar-Jo isn't down with that. And to that I say, more power to you Scarlett Johansson.
In a decision that I assume took all over 27 seconds, Kate Upton will once again be on the cover of the famed Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. And what's even better, since it is her third time, they are going to put out three different covers. Three different sexy versions of the same woman, that's pretty awesome if you ask me.
If you think about it, around the fifth season is when shows can start going south. There are usually changes behind the scenes that can take the show in a different direction and lead to its demise. But that's not always the case. Sometimes new blood can be just what a show needs. Even though Ray Donovan (2013-2016) is still a pretty awesome show, adding Lili Simmons couldn't hurt.
Is there any greater symbol of love than a heart? For the longest time I would have said no, but now I know that there is something greater, more powerful, and more beautiful than just a plain old heart. Yes, the truest and best symbol of love is a heart pastie on Chrissy Teigen's breasts.
Of all the fun, cute, and clever Valentine's Day cards in the world, the only one I will ever remember is the "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" one from that famous episode of The Simpson's. That card isn't even real, and yet that image of a cartoon train is forever stuck in my head, forever to return every single Valentine's Day... Until now. Now a new imagine will take its place, and that imagine is Ariel Winter's heart-shaped ass.
They say in life you have to find something you love, do it every day, and you'll never work a day in your life. While I'm sure Lea Michele loves singing, dancing, and acting, she could really make a pretty awesome career out of just taking sexy pictures in bed.
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