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Bookkake: Where Sticky Pages Are Part Of The Fun And speaking of books (if not testicles), the brand new Bookkake is such a good idea that we're paddling ourselves with our copy of "Porn 101" for not thinking of it first. But we're glad someone did: It's an online sex bookshop, and a damn dirty one too. We just hope they remember to wipe down the books before shipping them out. (bookkake.com - thanks Rachel)

Guys, if you're clueless about how to buy sexy underwear for that special lady in your life, Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole has surprisingly useful video shopping tips. Tip No. 1: If you want to continue to have a girlfriend, don't let her catch you watching this video. (spike.com)

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Maison Close: Fancy Underwear For Upscale Window Shoppers

If you like your lingerie sold without international burlesque stars—or in some case, without the lingerie—you might enjoy the online catalog for French undie maker Maison Close. The collection is bit limited, and the website a bit too Flash-y, but they do have a gorgeous model showing off their barely-there unmentionables and designer spanking rulers. Sometimes the clothes aren't even there at all, which means the store is losing a lot of money or people are buying luxury air. It sure doesn't hurt to browse though.

· Maison Close (maison-close.com)


Whipspider Brings Tentacle Sex To Your Bedroom While you're trying to figure out that whole tentacle sex thing, you might consider doing a little at home research with the Tentacle dildo from Whipspider Rubberworks. It's not quite the same things as experiencing ... you know, real tentacles, but sometimes it's better to start off slow and work your way up where certain things are concerned. (whipspiderrubberworks.com, via notcot.org)

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Rubber 55: Latex Goes Viral

Say you're a latex clothing company that specializes in unusual, hard-to-find and even harder-to-slip-into fetish wear—you know, the kind of stuff that most people need and don't even realize it. How do you get your message out to the non latex-wearing masses? Viral marketing to the rescue! Just shoot a video parody of "MTV Cribs" that shows off your sense of humor and your wardrobe collection at the same time, get it up on YouTube, and you'll be an overnight viral sensation. (OK, so it took a little over a year for this video to reach us—which means maybe the overnight part didn't work out that great. But then no one moves fast when they're wearing a rubber catsuit.) More »

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Coco De Mer Sells Fantasies (And Creates A Few, Too)

We've mentioned Coco De Mer in passing before, because it's the place to buy some of our favorite overpriced luxury toys, but if you've never taken the time to explore their online realm, now is as good a moment as any. Obviously, the store is your first stop on the tour, with fancy bondage gear, high-tech vibrators, lingerie and more spanking paddles than you can shake an ass at. But there's more than just money making to be done, as the site also includes the "Coco Club" where the webmasters posts ... pretty much whatever strikes their fancy. There's a blog, dirty movies, and erotic photo sets that having nothing to do with the shop beyond a desire to show off their kinky side. Oh, wait ... we guess that has everything to do with their kinky side.

ยท Coco De Mer - Erotic Luxury (cocodemerusa.com)


If you're a fan of naked babe photographer Richard Kern and/or naked babes in general, show your love with a hot t-shirt sporting—what else?—a hot naked babe by Richard Kern. And while you're at it, check out the photos of the collection shot by Fleshbot fave Ellen Stagg. We can't guarantee that you'll look as good in them as Justine Joli does ... but then again, who can? (mishkanyc.com, via sexinart.net)

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Hide Your Porn DVDs In Mysterious Magic Box

Porn collectors who want to build a library of filthy, filthy smut inevitably run into two problems—a lack of space and a lack of shame. Because you've spent all your money on DVDs, you probably don't have a house big enough to hold them all, and even though your friends and loved ones are cool with your obsession, maybe you would still prefer that they not know that you own the entire "Rim My Gape" series. Once again, technology saves the day! The Disc Manager 100 holds 100 DVDs in a small white box that is compact, stylish and—most important of all—does not have the word "Cum" or "Whores" written anywhere on it. More »

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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Odyssey Tickles More Than Just Your Fancy

After getting acquainted with Babeland's Nubby G and Aquawand, I was pretty excited to try out the third and final vibe in their line: the Odyssey Tickler. Looking like a strange cross between a penis and a flower (yeah, I know), the vibe promises strong, powerful vibration coupled with some delicate tickling nubs. Which, really, sounds like the perfect combination to me. More »

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25 Things To Help Dirty Your Home

The design connoisseurs at Crib Candy present a collection of 25 pieces of "furniture, decoration and accessories that will send the right message when you bring someone back to your crib" (i.e., "I am flush enough to be able to afford over a thousand dollars on a custom built mahogany and bamboo silk sex chair, and therefore you should boink me.") Of course, we here at Fleshbot Central are already up to our dirtpipes in sexy design books, bug porn, and infidelity kits ... but if anyone wants to pick us up some public sex-themed planters or a set of boobshelves, we couldn't think of a more appropriate hostess gift the next time you come visit.

· "25 sexy times at home" (cribcandy.com - thanks Sturtle)