A once humiliating and life-ruining faux pas, leaking a sex tape - accidentally or on purpose - in 2017 might not be so scandalous. In fact, it may not even be that exciting. So why is there still so much hate for the women who post them?
The oldest lie in Hollywood (or any entertainment industry for that matter) is that people randomly get discovered. There you are, minding your own business, when a stranger stops you on a street and wants to give you an acting contract. That never, ever happens . . . unless you happen to look like the female version of Ted Cruz.
When I hear the term "sex tape," I think of a few things: Kim Kardashian's career-launching tryst with Ray J., revenge porn, and the Cloud. We still don't know what the Cloud is. Though brilliant men and women are starting to speak out about the unfair stigma sex tapes carry—mostly thanks to idiot politicians who say things like "If you don't want it to leak, don't take one"—sex tapes are still not considered useful tools that can help us expand our sex lives. And until about a year ago, I was no different.
"Tila Tequila: Backdoored and Squirting" is officially a thing that exists.
Good news for everyone who secretly wished they costarred in Farrah Abraham's sex tape: we've found a way to make your dreams come true! Now, we can't magically transport Farrah to your bedroom (and we definitely can't turn you into James Deen), but we do have something almost as good. Making your own "Teen Mom" sex tape may still a pipe dream, but making your own "Teen Mom" pocket pussy sex tape will soon be a very real possibility.
I fantasized about surprising him with the video while he was tied to my bed in some compromising position. I fantasized about his reaction — his racing heart, his unease, his realization that he had been caught on film — begging, desperate, beautiful, and completely in my control.
Wondering what really went down with James Deen, Farrah Abraham, and the making of their porn? Curious how James feels about his experience in the tabloid storm and his reactions to the negative things Farrah said about him? Too bad: "I just want the drama to end, I don't want to talk about it." Just kidding! A recent episode of the Woodrocket Podcast put James on the Real Talk Express and talks about Farrah, Lindsay Lohan, and even the "Novel" project.
Remember when TMZ and a few other spots were talking about a Hulk Hogan sex tape back in April? Well, Gawker just obtained the footage--all thirty minutes of it--they posted a minute's worth, and we have to say: not that impressive. It's decent, you know, in the way that humans doing it is always fun to look at, and there are facets of the video that are downright sweet, but we expect more from a former professional wrestler. Professional wrestling is all about the show, you know? And we think the following performers would bring the same energy to sex tapes that they do to the ring.
Yesterday, Tulisa Contostavlos posted a YouTube video in which she admits that she is the woman in the sex tape that's been circulating lately. She identifies the man who took the video, she discusses their relationship, and she is completely honest throughout the entire five-minute video.
Is that what we're looking at here? Because there are a lot of websites that are alleging this is so, but we can never be too certain. We've seen her panties before, like, often, but having never seen her in a position such as this, we're unable to judge the Tulisaness of the young woman performing oral here. That being said, whoever this girl is, she's very skilled.
File under: every celebrity has a sex tape...or at least, the paparazzi wishes they did. The French tabloids are all ablaze with rumors about an alleged Adele sex tape that's supposed to be making its public debut any day now. Is it the real thing, or just a ruse? And can we get through this write up without making a "Rolling In The Deep" pun? Only for "Someone Like You." (Source: jeanmarcmorandini.com)
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