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We were a little disappointed to hear from Amazon recently that the release date of Taschen's "Big Penis Book" has been pushed back a couple of weeks; you can check out this repost of the preview gallery we posted a while back for a taste of what's in store in the meantime. From the looks of things, there's going to be plenty of tastes to go around once it gets finally here. (Why do you think we preordered it so far in advance to begin with?) (adn.es, via sex-and-blogs.com; thumbnail via AMG)
television
"Swingtown": Primetime Television Now Overrun With Sexy Bikini-Clad Swingers
Have you watched the "hit" new show "Swingtown"? It's about how everyone in the 1970s used to do nothing but fuck each other on shag carpeting (and not about the music our grandparents used to listen to during WW2 as we were previously led to believe). Groovy! We didn't see it because we were too busy hooking up a disco ball to our lava lamp, but if the video below is to be trusted, the only costumes available to female members were bikinis. Don't worry though: since it airs on CBS, you can always call your grandmother to see what you missed since she was probably tuned in. If she wasn't listening to big band music at the time, that is. More »
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Superstar erotic photographer turned porn director Dave Naz has released his latest opus for Vivid Alt: it's called "Circa '82" and it focuses on the generation of disenchanted young adults who rejected both the hippy values of the counterculture that failed their parents and the rampant materialism of the Reagan years while embracing and angry punk rock music and hot experimental sex instead. Filled with period costumes and set decor, we're sure it reflects precisely the way things were back then ... only since we're too young to remember those years firsthand (don't forget, all of us here at Fleshbot are barely legal ourselves) we can't really be sure.
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Dave Naz' "Circa '82": Bring Your Own Pop Rocks
Superstar erotic photographer turned porn director Dave Naz has released his latest opus for Vivid Alt: it's called "Circa '82" and it focuses on the generation of disenchanted young adults who rejected both the hippy values of the counterculture that failed their parents and the rampant materialism of the Reagan years while embracing and angry punk rock music and hot experimental sex instead. Filled with period costumes and set decor, we're sure it reflects precisely the way things were back then ... only since we're too young to remember those years firsthand (don't forget, all of us here at Fleshbot are barely legal ourselves) we can't really be sure.
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We've been huge fans of porn legend Desiree Cousteau and her appearance as the hapless victim of evil orgasmic research in 1980's "Randy The Electric Lady" ever since ... uh, yesterday when our diode-twiddling colleagues at io9 rescued her from porn obscurity and bought her to our attention. (Hey, can we help it if we were still getting hooked on phonics when the movie was originally released?) In this bonus excerpt from the film, watch in amazement as Desiree-as-Randy is subject to the relentless probings of a proto-FuckingMachine-like device while the divine Juliet "Aunt Peg" Anderson cackles maniacally in the background. It's almost enough for us to track down the torrent file ourselves for the unavailable-on-DVD movie so we can see how the whole thing turns out! (Unless someone out there has a Betamax copy they'd like to lend us?)
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Desiree Cousteau In "Randy The Electric Lady": The Original Orgasm Addict?
We've been huge fans of porn legend Desiree Cousteau and her appearance as the hapless victim of evil orgasmic research in 1980's "Randy The Electric Lady" ever since ... uh, yesterday when our diode-twiddling colleagues at io9 rescued her from porn obscurity and bought her to our attention. (Hey, can we help it if we were still getting hooked on phonics when the movie was originally released?) In this bonus excerpt from the film, watch in amazement as Desiree-as-Randy is subject to the relentless probings of a proto-FuckingMachine-like device while the divine Juliet "Aunt Peg" Anderson cackles maniacally in the background. It's almost enough for us to track down the torrent file ourselves for the unavailable-on-DVD movie so we can see how the whole thing turns out! (Unless someone out there has a Betamax copy they'd like to lend us?)
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It's a little bit of Christmas in April for the size queen in all of us ... or not so little, as the case may be: Taschen's new "The Big Penis Book" is a hefty compendium featuring more than 400 photos of "spectacular male endowments" (you know, in case you hadn't figured that out already from the title). Edited by the illustrious Dian Hanson, the photos in the collection range from vintage porn stills and classic images from studios like AMG, COLT, and Old Reliable to archival images of the legendary John Holmes, with a heavy swollen particular emphasis on shots from the 70s. Unfortunately for you if your mouth is watering as much as ours is right now, the book won't be released until the end of May; fortunately for us, both Taschen and Germany's Manner Aktuell have been generous with previews, which you'll find after the jump.
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Nothing Succeeds Like Excess: Taschen's "The Big Penis Book"
It's a little bit of Christmas in April for the size queen in all of us ... or not so little, as the case may be: Taschen's new "The Big Penis Book" is a hefty compendium featuring more than 400 photos of "spectacular male endowments" (you know, in case you hadn't figured that out already from the title). Edited by the illustrious Dian Hanson, the photos in the collection range from vintage porn stills and classic images from studios like AMG, COLT, and Old Reliable to archival images of the legendary John Holmes, with a
blogs
Blonde Zombies Will Eat Your (Sexy) Brains Out
It's important to keep a sense of humor in a job like this. Watching people do dirty things day after day after day can get pretty exhausting if you can't find new ways to make it fun and interesting—and "interesting" is certainly one way to describe Blonde Zombies. While not a adult site per se, this kooky blog collects bizarre magazine covers, pulp novels, were-woman comics, Japanese manga, and anything else that's just generally weird or sexy or (preferably) both. ("Betty and Gay" anyone?) Plus, it's written in a language that we don't understand, which just adds to the fun and confusion. Don't ask us to explain much more than that, because if what we've told you doesn't pique your interest even a little bit then maybe you're already too far gone to care.
· Blonde Zombies (blondezombies.com)
pornstars
If the new definition of "cougar" is something along the lines of a MILF who wants to fuck you back, consider veteran pornstress Amber Lynn ready to sharpen her claws and jump back on the pole. Guys that were still zygotes when Lynn was starring out in titles like "Dangerous When Wet" and "Let's Get It On With Amber Lynn" back in 1986 are now considered prey for this 40-something feline. Lynn will kick off her return to the live stage next week at Gold Club Centerfolds in Rancho Cordova. CA. She also has three new DVD titles in the pipe, including Wicked's "The Housewives of Amber Lane" and Tom Byron's "Seasoned Players 4: MILF Superstars" where she's featured with fellow legend Ginger Lynn (no relation).
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Amber Lynn: When Cougars Attack
If the new definition of "cougar" is something along the lines of a MILF who wants to fuck you back, consider veteran pornstress Amber Lynn ready to sharpen her claws and jump back on the pole. Guys that were still zygotes when Lynn was starring out in titles like "Dangerous When Wet" and "Let's Get It On With Amber Lynn" back in 1986 are now considered prey for this 40-something feline. Lynn will kick off her return to the live stage next week at Gold Club Centerfolds in Rancho Cordova. CA. She also has three new DVD titles in the pipe, including Wicked's "The Housewives of Amber Lane" and Tom Byron's "Seasoned Players 4: MILF Superstars" where she's featured with fellow legend Ginger Lynn (no relation).
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Never ones to overlook a marketing opportunity, there are always minions of (some flavor of) Jesus ready to smack pornstars upside the head with Bibles at the AVN Expo ... and this year is no exception. Here's hoping our dedicated Fleshbot contingent gets all their boobs signed by the fresh-off-the-bus faces from Hookers for Jesus! (vegasblog.latimes.com)
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Since "Transformers" was such a cinematic tour de force certain to win upwards of 15 or 16 Academy Awards for awesomeness, it's only natural that Hollywood would take more of our precious childhood memories and exploit them: we just learned that G.I. Joe, he of the tribe of little plastic guys we used to bury in the sandbox and catapult across the driveway with firecrackers, is being turned into a live action movie. If that didn't make us sad psyched enough, imagine our glee at finding out that the evil temptress, The Baroness, is being played by the nippletastic Sienna Miller.
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Naked G.I. Joe Babes: Knowing Is Half The Battle
Since "Transformers" was such a cinematic tour de force certain to win upwards of 15 or 16 Academy Awards for awesomeness, it's only natural that Hollywood would take more of our precious childhood memories and exploit them: we just learned that G.I. Joe, he of the tribe of little plastic guys we used to bury in the sandbox and catapult across the driveway with firecrackers, is being turned into a live action movie. If that didn't make us
models
Meet Daisy Dott, Modern Pinup Girl
So what exactly makes Daisy Dott so modern anyway? From what we can tell, it has something to do with PVC, fishnets, and an assortment of fetish gear. Oh, and something tells us that there weren't too many vintage pinups from the golden age of glamour photography who were photographed naked and covered in blood. We guess that's what the modern kids are into these days or something.
Daisy Dott, Modern Pinup Girl (daisydott.com, via otomano.blogspot.com)
Previously: PinupPost: Everyone's A Star!, Pinups For Pups, Poupi Whoopy: Belgian Pinup Hotness (No, Really), Intensity Studios: Sparkly Nudes By Antonio Carrasco, Meet Anne: Your Great Dane Pinup Girl, Gianluca Mattia's Pinup Circus
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If you like watching other people sweating as much as we do, you're probably familiar with Joe Weider, who founded magazines like Muscle & Fitness and Flex and built a bodybuilding empire with nothing but a nice set of pecs and a dream. (He also foisted Arnold Schwarzenegger on a unsuspecting America, but that's another story.) If you were also once a horny teenage boy like some of us were, you might also be familiar with Joe's smoking hot wife Betty, who modeled for and helped sell his fitness regime well into her sixties. She even sold more than a few impressionable young men on the idea that older women can pretty damn sexy. (And that sometime, big muscles = hot chicks!)
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Betty Weider: Queen Of The Fitness Babes
If you like watching other people sweating as much as we do, you're probably familiar with Joe Weider, who founded magazines like Muscle & Fitness and Flex and built a bodybuilding empire with nothing but a nice set of pecs and a dream. (He also foisted Arnold Schwarzenegger on a unsuspecting America, but that's another story.) If you were also once a horny teenage boy like some of us were, you might also be familiar with Joe's smoking hot wife Betty, who modeled for and helped sell his fitness regime well into her sixties. She even sold more than a few impressionable young men on the idea that older women can pretty damn sexy. (And that sometime, big muscles = hot chicks!)
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Steve Woron's Retro Glamour Photography
The look and feel of Steve Woron's watery photography reminds us of a late-80's swimsuit catalog or back issue Playboy with the slinky one-piece suits, big teased hair, and a love affair with wet t-shits draped over giant nipples. (Or no shirt at all. Take your pick.) For all we know, some of these pictures may actually be from the 80's since Steve's been at it with photography and graphic art for over 20 years. (He's also a pretty accomplished comic artist as you can see from his site.) We have a soft spot for the beach and underwater nudes, however, since they remind us over our formative influences in adult "entertainment." Unlike some hairdos, the classics never go out of style.
· Steve Woron's Glamour Photography (illustrationstudio.com, via pussycalor.com)
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Congratulations! You've just found the song that will be running through your head for the rest of the day, possibly driving you to the point of mental breakdown. It's the jingle attached to this commercial (spoof? cruel mistake?) for "hormone" wonder gum, Boobie Chew. As you can see through the magic of time-lapse photography and awesome special effects, the results achieved while gnawing on this rubbery miracle are obvious and impressive: to think that generations of women have been wasting billions of dollars on plastic surgery, when a five cent Bazooka substitute gets the job done just as well! Fortunately for dudes, popped collars and whatever they're selling in your email spam folder have already got you covered.
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Boobie Chew Will Work For You!
Congratulations! You've just found the song that will be running through your head for the rest of the day, possibly driving you to the point of mental breakdown. It's the jingle attached to this commercial (spoof? cruel mistake?) for "hormone" wonder gum, Boobie Chew. As you can see through the magic of time-lapse photography and awesome special effects, the results achieved while gnawing on this rubbery miracle are obvious and impressive: to think that generations of women have been wasting billions of dollars on plastic surgery, when a five cent Bazooka substitute gets the job done just as well! Fortunately for dudes, popped collars and whatever they're selling in your email spam folder have already got you covered.
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Attack Of The Retro Boobies ... IN 3-D!
As far as we can tell, there's only one problem that the internet has yet to solve (yep, just one)—how to look at 3-D pictures on your computer monitor. We're betting that most people don't have an extra set of blue and red specs just laying around the house, and even if you do, those in-your-face images don't quite jump off that iPhone screen like you would hope they would. (Desktops are soooo May 2007.) Despite these technical limitations, you can still enjoy this Flickr collection of retro nude pinups from the '50s and earlier. They're shot in that classic old timey style that everyone loves; they're just a tad fuzzier than normal. Staring a little too long might you give a bit of a headache, but that still beats renting Jaws 3 one more time. More »
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PinupPost: Everyone's A Star!
The action may have been more distinctly PG-13 than XXX, but apparently that didn't stop an overzealous host from shutting down PinupRate, a site we posted about a while back which captivated us with its assortment of delectably homegrown modern pinup and retro sex kitten-style photos. Fortunately, the site is back in a new incarnation that still lets budding Bettie Pages submit their own sassy pinup pics for adulation ... and the rest of us to vote and comment on our faves. After all, you can't keep a good woman down, especially when she's wearing a tight corset and frilly garter belt ensemble. Or even just a few handfuls of strategically-placed bubbles, for that matter.
· PinupPost (pinuppost.com)
· Thumbnail star: Heidi Van Horne; photo by Lesley Slenning
Previously: Pinups For Pups, Poupi Whoopy: Belgian Pinup Hotness (No, Really), Intensity Studios: Sparkly Nudes By Antonio Carrasco, Meet Anne: Your Great Dane Pinup Girl, Boffo Bingle Bungles Bare Blowup
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L'amourvision: The Videos That Go Pow!
Burlesque bigwig Michelle L'amour has had quite a year, going from a brief gig on a game show nobody watched last summer to the internet's newest multimedia mogul today. She recently started her own video channel on Veoh (which is apparently back in the boobie game) featuring exclusive clips of all her ass-shaking antics. There's showering, old school striptease, pillow fights and the self-made documentary, "Behind the Behind," that chronicles some of her daily adventures. It's like all the Michelle of a regular website, only with 75% more jiggle. More »
If recent instances of porn prerelease hysteria have left you feeling sick of certain titles before they even hit the shelves, you might want to ignore (if you can) any of the press onslaught you'll be facing about director Will Ryder's "Not The Bradys XXX" between now and its release in September. Then again, you ignore anything involving Fleshbot faves Hillary Scott, Aurora Snow, and Alana Evans at your own peril, so it's a tough call. (avn.com; more @ myspace.com/thebradysxxx)
