Fleshbot: Pornstars

Jenny Hendrix Demands You "Fuck Me"

Gram Ponante — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:20:43 EDT

According to polls conducted by the Bogue Chitto branch of the Fleshbot Research and Development Group, the most common ejaculation uttered at first sight of Jenny Hendrix is "Fuck Me" (emphasis added). So, though it might be a little on the nose (or somewhere south) to name a movie thusly, at least it is guaranteed popular appeal.

We can only wish that you, Fleshbot Readers, could know Jenny Hendrix the way we do. That is because her affected porn star vocal fry ("I want to fulfill your innermost fantasies") sounds so different from the way she actually talks. Lucky for you, the movie captures her the way she actually looks, with a little sneer that would make Billy Idol jealous.

Despite the presence of someone else in the scene, Hendrix only has eyes for you, taking great pains (it is apparent) to look at the camera even as things are happening to her that would in anyone else require attention.

"I want to spit on that cock," she says, not even consulting her Day Planner, "and make it nice and wet. And stick it all the way down my throat."

She goes on:

"I want to get it nice and wet," she says. "And spit on it."

Then she tells you what else is on her agenda.

"I want that cock in my pussy," she says, then gets to the point, "I want to get my pussy fucked" (emphasis not added).

· Gazzman (gazzman.com)
· Buy "Fuck Me" (gamelink.com)

"9 To 5" In Porn: What A Way To Make A Living

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 16:45:49 EDT

As disappointed as we were to learn that current Fleshbot Extreme Pornstar Showdown contestants Sasha Grey and Belladonna are not starring in a hardcore remake of the of the 1980s Lily Tomlin/Dolly Parton/Jane Fonda workplace comedy classic, we're still intrigued by the trailer for this "behind the scene" porn documentary. Tes, we know it's been done before—but this one looks well shot, well done and ... what's the word? Oh, yeah ... interesting! In addition to our other extreme candidates, Mia Rose, Audrey Hollander, John Stagliano and other assorted Porn Valley characters might wander through. We're not sure yet when it will be playing somewhere we can see it, but you'll probably find us waiting in line when it is.

· 9 To 5: The Movie (9to5-themovie.com)

Para Ti: Our Favorite Ladies Of Latin America

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:45:09 EDT

There's so much we could say about these lovely Latinas — and none of it has anything to do with their being hot tamales from south of the border! (We would never be that cheap.) Some of it has to do with our love of dark hair and those fabled Latina asses ... and some of it is simply because Fleshbot reader Stewie Griffin requested today's roundup of luscious Latinas. After the jump, find out why everything's hotter down south.

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Even A Sex Tape Can't Save Jeremy Jackson ...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:20:13 EDT

Sometimes, even a sex tape isn't enough to revive your flagging career. Jeremy Jackson, aka Hobie from "Baywatch", is the star of 45 minutes of hardcore action with former pornstar Sky Lopez... and there is no one who's interested in buying the tape, which we find a little surprising. In addition to featuring people fucking, the tape has an interesting backstory including betrayal, threats by drug-addicted thugs, and a pornstar who finds Jesus. Okay, maybe it's not that interesting. But still! People fucking!. (tmz.com, more @ avn.com)

The Battle Begins: Belladonna Vs. Sasha Grey

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:45:47 EDT

So what better way to kick off our Extreme Pornstar Showdown than with two of the most extreme pornstars we know? In one corner, longtime Fleshbot favorite Belladonna, whose strengths include talents like taking a baseball bat up the ass (while pregnant!) and a healthy love of anal squirting! In the other corner, relative newcomer (and fellow Fleshbot crush object) Sasha Grey: the thinking person's pornstar who really loves a good cock choking. Truly, a battle of the greats! But who will win? That's up to you, gentle (and not-so-gentle) reader. After the jump, two video clips and a chance to vote for the victor.

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Belladonna
Belladonna takes it so well, as usual (pornhub.com)

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Sasha Grey
Sasha Grey working with four cocks (pornhub.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Extreme Pornstar Showdown: Let's Get Ready To Rumble!

Savanna Samson: Pornstar, Vintner ... Pop ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:40:40 EDT

Savanna Samson: Pornstar, Vintner ... Pop Star? "Possession," the debut album from the multifaceted sex goddess, will drop later this month. We just hope she actually possesses a singing voice. (avn.com)

Fleshbot Fashion Police: Stocking Dos And Don'ts

Fleshbot — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:30:11 EDT

There are entire volumes of smut dedicated to women in stockings, and some of them don't even show what most people would conider to be the naughty bits—just lots of long legs clad in various shiny materials. But stockings are one of the few fetish items with crossover appeal. After all, if you stick a woman in a clown suit in mainstream porn most viewers will probably be pissed off, confused, and limp-dicked. But put her in some thigh highs and no one's going to complain. The right stockings can add the perfect flourish to any porny outfit because they're an accessory that doesn't necessarily restrict access to the good stuff.

But not all stockings are created equal. Check out who's wearing what (and who shouldn't be) after the jump. - Audacia Ray

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Sandee Westgate's Black and Teal Stockings
Oh Sandee, you are pretty like whoa and this is one seriously put together outfit. The colors are awesome and the black lace top on the teal stocking is amazing, but that is one ridiculous garter belt. Garter belts are supposed to accentuate the hips and hold up your thigh highs. That is not going to happen when the belt is a lowrider with flimsy straps. Sure, porn outfits aren't exactly meant to withstand a vigorous strut around town, but there is no way in hell that garter belt will hold anything up.

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Kinky Zee's Fishnet Body Stocking
Wearing a body stocking will not guarantee you sexiness. It will probably make you look stupid. Also, it's likely that things will get tangled and on top of not being all that sexy it will be embarassing. Kinky Zee, however, makes this thing look hot as all get out - maybe its the opera gloves. If you insist on a body stocking, fishnet is the most forgiving. Plus, it can tear really nicely.

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Lea Tyron's White Outfit
The fun of wearing stockings somehow always seems to loop back to this damn white outfit with the almost-opaque white thigh highs. What's with this? Is it a porn star rite of passage? Do you have to do a photo shoot in which you look like you might be a bride or some other innocent in order to be in the Fraternal Order of Porn Stars? Stop it, it's tacky and awful. And to add insult to injury, Lea's wearing open toed shoes. That's a very basic fashion no-no: stockings require closed toe shoes.

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Angela Ryan's Knee Highs
Free association time: knee high stockings? You thought about school girls, didn't you? Well, Angela Ryan will show you what's up. She's doing something a little different with the tried and true knee highs here. Knee highs and heels aren't exactly a classic look, but it sure is sexy and slightly different.

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Tanja Tiles Shows Us a Trick
Lots of ladies shy away from thigh highs because they squeeze any chub you might have on your legs into unsightly lumps of flesh. But Tanja Tiles knows what's up: thigh highs that are a size too big can be pulled up way further, and the overall look is smoother. Maybe porn is educational after all.

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Previously: Fleshbot Fashion Police: Courtney Cummz And Jenna Haze (Verdict: On Probation)

Lily Thai, You Naughty, Naughty Thing

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:10:27 EDT

Lily Thai is a naughty girl. How do we know? Why, because it says "Naughty" right there on her shirt! Also because her shirt is hiked up to expose her boobs, and she really seems to get into fucking and sucking her strapping young friend. Oh, and the fact that she's vocal about enjoying said fucking and sucking doesn't help her case either. But more than anything, it was the shirt that really tipped us off. Sometimes, things just have to be spelled out like that.

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· Lily Thai enjoys black dick (pornhub.com)

Fleshbot Extreme Pornstar Showdown: Let's Get Ready To Rumble!

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:45:00 EDT

Last week, we opened nominations for the first round of contestants in our new Extreme Pornstar Showdown feature—and today, we're happy to announce that the players have been picked, divided into brackets, and assigned challenges. (We would've used the word "seeded" in there somewhere, but given the context it sounded kind of ... you know, dirty.)

After the jump, you'll find a handy battle bracket that you can print out and put on your fridge or something so you can keep track of all the hot and heavy action over the next several weeks. Trust us, those Final Four have nothing on these girls.

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Be sure to check back tomorrow for the first round of all-star porn action!

• Thumbnail via AssParade.com (TGP/preview gallery @ bangbros.com, via Ask Jolene)

The Wetter The Better: Wet And Wild Women Get Us All Wound Up

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:30:59 EDT

Sometimes, we have to do a little extra wristwork to fulfill our readers' innermost desires for our Fleshbot Requests feature. But since our love of wet gals is well documented around these parts, how could we refuse another request to showcase a cherry-picked selection of freshly drenched models for your delectation? Whether they're at the pool, in the bath, or just out of the shower, practically everyone loves the look of slick naked skin. And looking once more through the photos you'll find after the jump ... well, let's just say that these girls aren't the only ones who are a little damp.

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Eva (galleries.sterlingcash.com)

Adrienne Manning (marvelousbabes.com)

Renata Daninsky (galleries.dreambabes.com)

Leila (deviantnation.com)

Jane and Loreen (teendreams.com)

Thainee (asianbutterflies.com)

Vendela (hosted.perfectodollars.com)

Yurizan Beltran (pps.myyurizan.com)

Mairi (fhg.cheatingwithlatinamaids.com)

Karla Spice and Stefi (tools.karlaspice.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

"XOXO Joanna Angel" Hits YouTube

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:55:57 EDT

Making a YouTube-friendly trailer for a gangbang-filled porno movie sounds like a bit of an oxymoron. But if anyone can do it, it's our Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel. With the help of some friends, she put together a promo for her latest feature, "XOXO Joanna Angel"—with nary a nipple to be seen! But don't worry: there's plenty of ass, implied sex, and making out. After all, there's gotta be something to let people know this is a porn flick, right?

· XOXO Joanna Angel Trailer (youtube.com)

Mixing Business With Pleasure

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:45:46 EDT

We've been to our fair share of porn production planning meetings over the years, and let us just tell you: they are exactly like this. The detailed discussions, the bitchy infighting, the midmeeting all-girl threeways ... everything in this clip rings completely true to life. — In fact, we think this scene might actually be from a new behind-the-scenes documentary about what the adult industry is really like. It's just that realistic!

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· Nikki Benz, Gina Lynn, and Krystal Steel a few years back (pornhub.com)

Bowling For Boobies

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:15:50 EDT

When it comes to handling 12-pound balls, you need to call in experts like Kayden Kross and Sunny Lane. Wait, we're talking about nude charity bowling events here—what did you think we meant? (gallery @ laist.com)

Remember that Details story about husbands ...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 09:23:46 EDT

Remember that Details story about husbands and their pornstar wives? Well, according to pornstar Ryder Skye, Details may have been more interested in "salacious" details than telling an accurate story. Really? Because that's so unlike most men's magazines! (adultfyi.com)

Arianna Armani Is The Next Big Thing (So Don't Fight It)

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:30:00 EDT

With so many young stars looking to make a name for themselves in the porn game, it's important to get that name on every body's lips as early and often as you can. But the marketing machine behind up-and-comer Arianna Armani must be setting some kind of record, because we've already gotten two press releases and a photo gallery about the new star of the XXX world—and she doesn't even have any scenes available yet. But she does have a MySpace page (of course) and naked photos and will probably show up on a DVD shelf sooner or later, so that's good enough for us. Who are we to stand in the way of progress?

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· Arianna Armani (MySpace)

Lacey Motherfuckin' Duvalle Is Serious About Her Work

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:30:53 EDT

Lacey Duvalle is a true professional, and she expects her coworkers to bring the same level of commitment to their shared scenes. That means being on time, showing up prepared — and absolutely no sleeping on set. Over here at Fleshbot HQ, we respect that kind of work ethic. Porn is serious business: when doubleteamed by two huge cocks, you need to know that everyone you're working with is fully focused. One wrong move and someone could wind up poking an eye out.

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· Lacey Duvalle takes two cocks (pornhub.com)

Pale And Perfect: When Nipples Are Barely There

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:25:08 EDT

Nipples: puffy or petite, dark or pale, big or small... we like them all. Come on, they're nipples— what's not to love? It's even a fun word to say! Today, however, we are heeding PCBHo's request and celebrating a very specific type of nipple: those pale and perfect, barely there nipples that reward every effort to find them. Lean in nice and close to your monitor and check them out after the jump. (But not too close; you don't want to get drool all over your screen. And yes, we know this is as much about areolas as it is about nipples—but like we said, "nipple" is such a fun word to say!)

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Tamara Witmer (babezplanet.com)

Carli Banks (asredas.com)

Olivia (babesdiary.com)

Baby Sinead

Sandy Summers (asredas.com)

Asphyxia (burningangel.com)

Jelena Jensen (asredas.com)

Heidi Rae (babeslog.net)

Swindle (deviantnation.com)

Lumi (suicidegirls.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

High Drama In "Not Rated Pro Wrestling"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:45:34 EDT

When you took your SATs last year, doubtless you encountered the analogy "Love is to porn as sports is to X." And if for X you chose "professional wrestling" you will be delighted with today's feature film spotlight, which combines porn and wrestling in the same way couchbound people yearned for Alien and Predator to get it on.

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The latest of porn's attempts to marry the pageantry of wrestling to the domain of fake internal popshots, "Not Rated Pro Wrestling," like its predecessors bankrolled by Extreme Associates and Sin City in the late '90s and early oughts, has realized that the flimsy high concept storytelling of porn has been used in wrestling for generations.

But unlike its forebears, "Not Rated Pro Wrestling" throws a little more sex the audience's way, performed by the likes of Kendra Secrets and Chyanne Jewel, who would be R. Crumb's powerful-legged heroines if he ever switched jobs with Vince McMahon.

How it works is this: actual wrestlers with their standard backstories (stole my belt, slept with my girlfriend, etc.) intersperse "legitimate" matches in a sparsely populated hall with wrestling grudge-related sex scenes between the aforementioned pornstresses and people like Evan Stone and Lee Stone. So, for example, Craig Valentine gets back at wrestling rival Evan Stone by showing a video of himself fucking Kendra Secrets.

"Beat that pussy up," Secrets says.

"Make sure when you kiss her on the lips," Valentine says to Stone, "you say hello to my kids, because they're hanging off her chin."

You get the idea.

This series has promise, but it was inevitable that it did not live up to its hype. I get a couple of press releases every week for this, and to watch the poorly rehearsed and scripted video, where viewers can hear each audience member clapping (there seem to be about ten), seems like kids' exercises in putting on "skits" for the new video camera, circa 1986.

Free of any real direction, the hammiest performers do well. Enter Evan Stone and Ron Jeremy. Stone knows this is a laugh, and we hope he got his day rate. He shows up in armor, for example.

Making the moves on "Vampire Warrior"'s girlfriend, Chyanne, Stone reveals that "on the road, wrestlers talk."

Jeremy, as a color commentator opposite a wrestler named Angelo "A Train," works his ass off like a Poconos comedian in a tough room.

The room itself appears to be a massive Florida strip club, rented for a couple of days.

Staying true to the pro-wrestling format of betrayal and vendetta, "Not Rated Pro Wrestling" to its credit fills the disc with several sex scenes and plenty of wrestling, as well as interstitial exposition of why everyone is so mad at each other. Some people are cheap, others introduced their former friends' daughters to porn, etc. Like watching wrestling without sex, it gets confusing to follow the storlyline sometimes.

While Mary Carey and Tyler Faith are in the movie, they do not show up in sex scenes. Those go to Secrets, Keeanie Lei, and Jessica Haze.

As a porn flick, "Not Rated Pro Wrestling" could have stood some improvement, but I say with all honesty that if you like professional wrestling, you will like this movie.

- Review by Gram Ponante

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Not Rated Pro Wrestling
Studio: New Porn Order
Director: Craig Valentine
Cast: Matt Bateman, Snakemaster Abudadene, Blackheart, Pablo Marquez, Loaded Cash, Kendra Secrets, Kis Romeo, Billy Blade, Annie Social, Buff Bagwell, Misty, Lee Stone, Keeanie Lei, Mary Carey, Doc Rivers, Mr. Montana, Tyler Faith, Jessica Haze, Vampire Warrior, Too Cold Scorpio, Evan Stone, Craig Valentine, Chyanne Jewel, Dick Fitzwell, "Knockout" Nikki, All the Money, Ron Jeremy, A Train

· New Porn Order (newpornorder.com)
· Buy "Not Rated Pro Wrestling" (gamelink.com)

Fleshbot Fashion Police: Courtney Cummz And Jenna Haze (Verdict: On Probation)

Fleshbot — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:50:06 EDT

The whole point of porn is to see people without their clothes. But sometimes—and don't get mad at us for saying this—full-on nudity is a little bit boring. If the clothes make a man, itty bitty pieces of neon spandex make the porn star. But porn stars don't always choose their clothing wisely. And hat's why we're here with our new Fleshbot Fashin Police feature: to critique porn star fashion. (But with love!)

We have much love for both Jenna Haze and Courtney Cummz, who have appeared together and apart in plenty of porn movies and on lots of box covers. Sometimes they look great, and sometimes ... well, let's just say they make Questionable Choices. Check out their alleged crimes after the jump. - Audacia Ray

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Suspects:
Courtney Cummz and Jenna Haze

Charged with:
Fetishwear abuse in the first degree

The Evidence:

"Meet the Fuckers 8"
Teal and black coordinating outfits are cute and clever in concept, and the color suits both Jenna and Courtney. But why are both of these lovely ladies wearing bell-bottomed chaps made out of garbage bags? Trying something a little different than thigh high stockings is brave, but this? No no no!

Fleshbot Fashion Police Verdict: EQUAL FAIL.

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"Jenna & Courtney"
Courtney's cute little red panties with fake rhinestone belt are made infinitely cuter by the suspenders attached to them. This underwear is definitely porn star outer wear, because how would you wear it under something? You'd have to strip down every time you needed to pee. Though we suspect Photoshop foul play because there's no way panties with suspenders would not cause camel toe, Courtney is rocking a fashionably different look—and totally one-ups Jenna, who is just wearing boring old fishnet.

Fleshbot Fashion Police Verdict COURTNEY CUMMZ FTW!

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"POV Centerfolds 5"
You know how the fashion mags are always saying that you should remove one accessory before you leave the house so you're not totally overdoing it? Courtney Cummz should pay attention to that (and no, the accessory we're talking about isn't her panties).Ladies in men's wear are totally hot, but this pink faux tie has got to go.

Fleshbot Fashion Police Verdict COURTNEY CUMMZ FAIL.

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"Massive Facials"
On this cover, Jenna Haze shows Courtney Cummz how it's done. Her accessorizing is pretty much perfect - we might even go so far as to say that she's donning classy bling. Though the combination of lace and fishnets can sometimes be questionable, it works here. This is a great example of porn star outfitting - plenty of cute and interesting elements but not too much clutter. And she's topless, which is always a good fashion statement as far as we can tell.

Fleshbot Fashion Police Verdict JENNA HAZE FTW!

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(Spotted a pornstar fashion do or don't in your wanderings? Drop us a line in the comments!)

Fleshbot Extreme Pornstar Showdown: Nominate Your Favorite Stars!

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:40:12 EDT

As we've mentioned many times before, succeeding in porn requires some serious physical prowess — and, in some cases, skills comparable to those of an Olympic athlete. (Seriously. You try taking a baseball bat up the ass sometime.). And what do we like to do when confronted with a group of people with amazing physical prowess and mad skills? Why, pit them against each other and make them compete for a meaningless title!

With that in mind, we welcome you to the preliminary round of Fleshbot's Extreme Pornstar Showdown (and thank the ever helpful Malzy Wheels for the suggestions.). Here's how it works: Each week, we'll pair up two pornstars and present you with some samples of their work. Then you, the people, will decide the winners of each round. Those winners will go on to face new opponents ... until at last, only one pornstar will be left standing.

But before we get to that point, we need some competitors. So tell us: who would you like to see? Sasha Grey vs. Aurora Snow? Belladonna vs. Gauge? Nominate your favorite stars in the comments — and let the games begin!

· Thumbnail star: FEPS Contenders Nautica Thorn, Jenna Haze, and Lanny Barby (via Ask Jolene

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Bree To Be In You And Me

Gram Ponante — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:15:06 EDT

Bree Olson is like a delicious abyss: sometimes we enter it and sometimes, if we have the means to wipe the sparkles off, it enters us.

Today we have three Bree Olson-related products to consider. Two of them are what our cosmopolitan readers should expect by this point, but the other is, well, kind of odd.

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By now you are very familiar with the mid-range disembodied fuckable body part. Bree Olson has authorized that two locales of her general 20-year-old perineal region be engooped and immortalized in Cyberskin. So her ass and pussy arrived wrapped in tasteful cellophane, both parts ready for a standard-issue vibrating bullet.

Both her ass and pussy look as they should, I suppose, but to get a grip on them we are given a stalk of material reminiscent of the brain stem. So fucking these parts is a little like fucking with Ms. Olson's mind. I suppose there are some people who would be excited by this, but I think Bree is already the type of wholesome WYSIWYG porn star whose mind is an open book.

Without benefit of the picture and description on the box, though, unwary consumers might be tempted to throw the beeflike Cyberskin Ass and Pussy on the grill to barbecue rather than under layers of socks for furtive retrieval when one's wife and sole breadwinner leaves for work.

But whereas the Ass and Pussy are endorsed by - and look to be shaped from - Bree Olson, the third product is a purple sparkly dildo and strap-on harness also endorsed by Bree. The question is inevitable: Is the user, based on the sparkliness, supposed to believe he is being pegged by Bree Olson? The alternative is ghastly. I strapped it on and walked around the front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre with Superman and Spidey, saying "Look at me! I'm Bree Olson and I'm double packing!"

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
· Bree Olson's Extra-long Vibrating Pussy (sensualadvisor.com)
· Bree Olson's Extra-long Vibrating Ass (sensualadvisor.com)
· Bree Olson's Glitter Glam Strap-on Harness with Dildo (sensualadvisor.com)
· Topco Sales (topcosales.us)

Katsuni Is Looking For Work

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:45:11 EDT

If we're to believe the action in this clip, it looks like Katsuni (or Katsumi, if you're old school) needs a job again. But somehow we don't think she'll be unemployed for long. After all, there aren't that many French-Vietnamese porn stars with an adorable accent who take it in all three holes. Hey, if we could write her into the budget, we'd hire her ourselves! Though it looks like someone else might have beat us to her services. Good thing they decided to share a tape of the interview ...

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· Katsumi gaped in the office (pornhub.com)

Geek Chic: Making Passes At Girls In Glasses

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:55:07 EDT

This isn't the first time we've celebrated girls in glasses here at Fleshbot, and we have a feeling it won't be the last. But how could we say no to a reader request for something so dear to our hearts? We always make passes at girls in glasses — we'd have to be blind not to. After the jump, see why we find bespectacled babes so bewitching. Geek chic has never looked so good.

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Dewees (suicidegirls.com)

Karisma Kruz (galleries.jomg.com)

Kimmy (punkgalleries.com)

Katie Thomas (galleries.katiethomas.com)

Annie Cruz (galleries.jomg.com)

Hailey Young (naughtybookwormpage.com)

Anna (nerdpr0n.com)

Flux (suicidegirls.com)

Bella Vendetta

Puma Swede (pornstarportal.net)

It may be hard to believe, but Ron Jeremy's ...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:25:15 EDT

It may be hard to believe, but Ron Jeremy's been in porn for almost thirty years — and to think, he got into because he wanted to be an actor! Well, for what it's worth, Ron, we thought your performance in "Not The Bradys XXX" totally deserved an Oscar. (time.com)

The People Of Bartlett Grove Vs. Foxy Jacky

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:05:17 EDT

Poor Foxy Jacky: all she wanted to do was make a hot little video of her getting naughty at a public playground. Unfortunately, some people in the Memphis suburb of Bartlett Grove aren't too keen on public nudity, though they are keen on tracking down Jacky and making her pay for what she's done, as the local news makes abundantly clear. Check out Jacky's video and some Memphis news coverage after the jump.

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· "X-rated video shot in Bartlett park" (wmctv.com)
· Foxy Jacky (foxyjacky.com)

Advanced Sex With Aurora Snow

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:45:13 EDT

As we've noted here several times before, there are some sex acts that are better left to the professionals. For instance: double penetration, extreme ass play, choking and creampies may all look like a lot of fun, but they can prove a little tricky if you try to import them into your own bedroom. Good thing that Aurora Snow is very professional. Now just sit back and let her do all the work. (And don't forget to take notes!)

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· Aurora Snow ass play and cream pie (pornhub.com)

Glearning To Glove Glauren Star

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:55:54 EDT

Yes, we thought the same thing when someone first wrote to us asking about up-and-coming ass smoothie aficionado Glauren Star: that must be a typo. But it's not! We'd love to hear the story behind her unusual name—or any story about her, actually. But since all we could find in the way of a personal site was a rather uninspired MySpace page, we'll just have do with the few galleries and videos that we were able to track down. If there's one thing we have learned, though, it's that this gal is thirsty. When not mixing up various orifice-based cocktails or drinking out of porcelain bowls, she's basically having loads of filthy, filthy sex. This tattooed hottie is sort of what we imagine it would be like if Stoya and Belladonna somehow mated and got their lovechild a job at Burning Angel. (A job involving milkshakes of course.) Check out more of her small, but growing book of recipes below.

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· Kinky Glauren Star sucks a big cock (PornHub)
· Galleries via AssSmoothies, Extreme Sophia + Swirlie Girls (via royalporngalleries.com + ultimateporngalleries.com; more @ Ask Jolene)
· Glauren Star on MySpace (myspace.com)

Meet Megan Murray

Fleshbot — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:35:47 EDT

We've heard about plenty of pornstars who work in the adult industry to finance their way through college or law school, but Hustler's "freshly minted" Megan Murray might be the only starlet we've met whose resume includes both mortuary training and an appearance in "Barely Legal #83". We'd make a crack about how both of her current gigs involve working with stiffs, but we're sure she's heard them all already. (hustlerworld.com)

Kelly 4 Free (4 Real!)

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:20:06 EDT

Love Kelly Madison but hate, you know, actually paying for porn? Well, good news: Kelly 4 Free offers you the chance to ogle Kelly's luscious 34FF rack—and her other parts, too — without spending a dime! Granted, the free content is really just hosted galleries and trailers advertising her two paysites. But hey, you get what you pay for, cheapskate. (kelly4free.com)

Passing The Butt-on: Alexis Texas Is The New "Buttwoman"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:45:28 EDT

Sometimes she uses a simple vegetable mist, sometimes she uses Crisco, sometimes she uses her own essential oils. But(t) no matter what she does to make her ass look so slippery, America's hopes and dreams are reflected and take root in Buttwoman's shiny bum, as will no doubt be stated over and over again in this fortnight's political conventions.

Once the title held by Belladonna, Tianna Lynn, Brianna Love, and Lauren Phoenix, Buttwoman is now the domain of Alexis Texas. At a solemn ceremony earlier this week, Texas acknowledged that with great power comes great responsibility, and vowed to avoid offshore drilling in search for the excess of emollients her ass requires.

• Alexis Texas (Wikipedia)
• Watch the "Buttwoman" Trailer (elegantangel.com)
• Elegant Angel (elegantangel.com)
• Alexis Texas Galleries: 1, 2 (nsgalleries.com. via askjolene.com)

Because you have been waiting for weeks now ...

Fleshbot — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:25:13 EDT

Because you have been waiting for weeks now to know for certain, we are happy to inform you that Jenna Jameson is, at last and officially, totally pregnant, and tells Us Magazine that she will be "resting as much as possible" in anticipation of the big event. Which means that if you're expecting her to come out of retirement and do a Belladonna-style "My Ass Is Haunted" DVD over the next few months ... er, don't. (usmagazine.com)

Warning: "Jack's Redhead Adventure" May Be Habit Forming

DCypher — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:05:32 EDT

We should start off by saying that if you've struggled at all with redhead addiction in the past as much as we have, you should definitely steer clear of Digital Playground director Robby D's latest video chronicle, "Jack's Redhead Adventure". In fact, saying that the preview gallery they so kindly shared with us in advance of the movie's release later this week is nothing less than a gateway drug would be an understatement: it's like the porn version of crack cocaine, minus the queasy smell and low-rent associations!

So what if many of the other titles in the studio's “Jack” franchise have grown more predictable than volume 50 of an Ed Powers series? Or that “Jack" has branched out into practically everything but late night infomercials? Such considerations pale in comparison to the glorious sight of beauties like Nikki Roze, Madison Young, and Scarlet Faye blushing even pinker as they are ... well, you'll see when you check the gallery.

So will a full intervention be necessary to cure our addiction? Or will occasional outpatient treatments suffice? Test your own limits of tolerance to these sexy controlled substances and let us know what you think while we call our treatment counselors and find our whether or not our insurance will cover tug burn.

• Jack's Redhead Adventure" (DVD info + trailer @ digitalplayground.com)
• Order: "Jack's Redhead Adventure" (adultdvdempire.com)

Small Wonders: Petite Women In Porn

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:30:15 EDT

Who says bigger is always better? Sometimes the best things come in small packages... especially when those things are hot girls. We have to agree with Fleshbot reader Crystal_Mountain on this one: petite women have always had an effect on our special areas far bigger than their petite proportions would suggest. Meet some of our favorite small wonders after the jump—and feel free to remind us of any of your favorites we might have missed in the comments.

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Ivana (nakednaturalgirls.com)

Gauge

Andrea Spinks (kellyfind.com)

Chelsie Rae (kellyfind.com)

Jayna Oso

Simone (galleryhost.com)

Lana Croft

Joanna Angel

Apnea (apneatic.com)

Mosh (themoshroom.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Sunny Leone Really Wants To Direct

Fleshbot — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:40:25 EDT

You might think that the divine Sunny Leone already had her hands full with her responsibilities as a Vivid girl and all, but apparently our favorite Indo-Canadian crush object has a few more talents she hasn't exercised yet: word is that she'll be launching her own production line, SunLust Pictures, early next year. Sunny says that her movies "will appeal to many different niches" and that she plans to "direct, create, write and produce" all of them—though we noticed that "perform in" was conspicuously absent from that job description. Let's just hope she doesn't forget to keep exercising the talent that made us fall in love with her in the first place ... (Xbiz; thumbnail via vividvideoonline.com via Ask Jolene)

Wheelin' Around: Naked Girls And Bikes (What More Do You Need?)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:45:35 EDT

True story: We once went to a Critical Mass rally for the sole reason of picking up chicks. (Okay, we also believe in alternative eco-friendly modes of transportation. But it was mostly for the chicks). There's just something incredibly sexy about a girl on two wheels, especially when she's naked. With that in mind, this edition of Fleshbot Requests goes out to the_weekend... and everyone else out there who's into some hot girl on bike action. Get your gears in motion and join us after the jump.

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Sin (deviantnation.com)

Ali (teenylips.com)

Anette Dawn (babeliciousbabes.com)

Soda Nuch (thaicuties.net)

Kim (tmcgalleries.com)

Patrol (hosted.justteensite.com)

Sofiana (turkstreet.com)

Carol (galleries.eurobabez.com)

Kelly (fresh-tits.com)

SaRenna Lee

Bonus! other types of bikes

Vanessa, Exercise Bike (massivegalleries.com)

Airrica, Motorcycle (deviantnation.com)

Crissy Moran, Kids Bike (crissy-m-pictures.com)

Eva, Scooter (evavirgin.com)

Hana, Dirt Bike (nudes.hegre-art.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Penthouse Model Krista Ayne Z-Rocks Her Way Into The Mainstream

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:45:33 EDT

Have you been wishing for more of three-time Penthouse cover model Krista Ayne? Well, tune into IFC this Sunday night at 11:30 EST — we hear she'll be making an appearance on "Z-Rock," an all new show about a hard rock band moonlighting as a kids' party band. Catch a glimpse of Krista (and John Popper, Joan Rivers, and Dave Navarro — who, yes, mentions his porn career) in the trailer and photo gallery after the jump.

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· Z-Rock (ifc.com)

Bizarre Mag bestills our hearts with a sexy ...

Fleshbot — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:45:01 EDT

Bizarre Mag bestills our hearts with a sexy photo shoot starring Gauge and Aurora Snow, both of whom seem to have grown wee little stars in their nipples since we last saw them. Still, it almost feels just like 2005 all over again ... for the first time! (

Popshots of the Week: Porn Is A Battlefield Edition

Gram Ponante — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:20:32 EDT

We were lucky enough to see some of our favorite new (and gently used) people this week on the sets of movies they make solely for you. "I like the way he leans forward in his chair until his nose almost touches the screen," the recently assualted Kayden Kross did not say about you on the set of the futuristic "The 8th Day." "It kind of tickles."

See more of pornstars the way they really are after the jump.

Also on hand in this Adam & Eve movie was newcomer Feather Rosewood. Here she dutifully reenacts a pivotal scene from "Love Is A Battlefield."

But Rosewood tells us she restricts her nudity to solo scenes, if at all, so it is Sadie West, the brand-new New Sensations contract performer, who catches our fancy this week.

"I can fuck for a pretty long time," she said. "And I'm not afraid to get naked."

Fine. Be that way.

This Just In: Monster Dicks Continue To Pursue Young Chicks

DCypher — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:45:47 EDT

Aiden Starr, Jaeylin Fox, Lorena Sanchez, Sandra Romaine, and Veronique Vega have more than proved their moxie over the years when it comes to riding some of the most formidable appendages in the business. So it didn’t come as much of a surprise when we found them in the cast list of Hustler’s newest obtusely titled release, "Monster Dicks In Young Chicks". Unfortunately, Hustler didn't provide us with more information about director Lex Drill; fortunately, this is yet another one of those DVDs where the title pretty much speaks for itself. So let's just skip over to the preview gallery and save ourselves the effort of trying to say more about it, shall we?

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• Hustler (hustlerworld.com)

You will no doubt be hearing more than you ...

Fleshbot — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:40:49 EDT

You will no doubt be hearing more than you ever wanted to know about Hustler's upcoming "This Ain't The Munsters XXX" in the few short weeks before the DVD is released at the end of September (that is, if you haven't heard more than you wanted to know already)—so you may as well just suck it up and bookmark the official site now. Resistance is futile. (Especially when it comes to watching Roxy Deville in a fright wig.) (aintthemunsters.com, via AVN)