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In what may be the beginning of the end of the golden age of free porn video sharing sites, Vivid Entertainment has filed a lawsuit against the ever-creaky PornoTube and its parent company AEBN—and is seeking over $4.5 million in damages. Enjoy those Flesh Flicks while you still can, kids! (sfgate.com; more @ AVN)
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So the star of this amateur sex video that's just been handed to us is pretty good looking (for a girl), but is it really indie rock's favorite backbeat drummer Meg White of The White Stripes playing the skins? Naturally, we turned to the expert opinion of musical sex tape correspondent and family Idolator, Maura Johnston ...
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Is This Meg White's Icky Thump?
So the star of this amateur sex video that's just been handed to us is pretty good looking (for a girl), but is it really indie rock's favorite backbeat drummer Meg White of The White Stripes playing the skins? Naturally, we turned to the expert opinion of musical sex tape correspondent and family Idolator, Maura Johnston ...More »
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It's been long established that one of the few groups you can tease/insult/build a hardcore fantasy site around and not get into trouble is the Amish. It's not because they're easy targets or because they somehow deserve it—it's because the chances of one of them going online and tracking you down are pretty slim. We introduced you to Emily from Mennonite Mayhem before, but for those who couldn't raise enough barns to pay the membership fees, here's a video to give you a taste of what you're missing. We know a lot of Luddites who have changed their ways after a visit to PornoTube, so at the very least you'll have a new found appreciation for the importance of electricity.
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Flesh Flicks: A Visit To Mennonite Country
It's been long established that one of the few groups you can tease/insult/build a hardcore fantasy site around and not get into trouble is the Amish. It's not because they're easy targets or because they somehow deserve it—it's because the chances of one of them going online and tracking you down are pretty slim. We introduced you to Emily from Mennonite Mayhem before, but for those who couldn't raise enough barns to pay the membership fees, here's a video to give you a taste of what you're missing. We know a lot of Luddites who have changed their ways after a visit to PornoTube, so at the very least you'll have a new found appreciation for the importance of electricity.
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Video Playpen: "Caught" In The Act
If there's one good thing about this ultra-paranoid, hyper-surveilled government nanny state our world has become, it's that pretty much every sex act that takes place anywhere gets caught on camera. Security cams, web cams, cellphone cams ... if you're getting busy anywhere that isn't a pitch black airtight container, chances are it's being recorded and will eventually be uploaded to the web. There are so many different places for you to get caught that the only limit is the imagination of the pervs who are spying on you. By the way, we certify that every one of these clips is 100% genuine amateurs caught unawares, having sexual relations that were not at all staged. The internet wouldn't lie to us. More »
4:42 PM on Thu Jul 12 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
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Flesh Flicks: Ride 'Em Cowgirl
Why do inanimate objects have all the fun? It's hard enough for an actual carbon-based life form to find a sexy girl who is willing to hop on board—and keep her hat on while doing so—without our plastic friends stealing all the action. All we know is, she better not complain to her friends later about how he's "emotionally unavailable." He may be a doll with a cock that doesn't quit, but that's not the kind of dude you take home to meet the folks. More »
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Video Playpen: If You Can't Stand The Heat, Get Out Of The Kitchen
Next to the bedroom, is there any place in the house that gets more action than the kitchen? The inviting smells, the oils and sauces, the utensils ... it's like an erotic factory of culinary carnal delights. Plus, let's be honest ... linoleum is hot. Naturally, there was quite a selection of kitchen-themed videos to chose from for this edition of the Playpen, so grab a big spatula and get in there and mix it up. If you don't like cooking on the countertops, hey ... you can always eat out. More »
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Flesh Flicks: Unnatural Disasters
It's pretty rare these days for porno films to get custom made music or—perish the thought—a title track written specifically for the movie ... with lyrics even! But Brian Pumper is a rare individual who writes, performs, directs, and apparently raps his way through dangerous situations and he wouldn't be doing it if the threat he seeks to warn us about was not a grave one. "Earthquake Booty" represents a serious challenge to our nation's infrastructure and if it isn't brought under control soon, these bubbly behinds will reduce our cities to rubble. Not even George Kennedy can save us from this Big One, so our only hope it that when it does happen, that we aren't caught with our pants down. (Metaphorically speaking, of course.) More »
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Flesh Flicks: Milk And Two Squirters
As they are wont to do, our pals at Pornzio got us thinking about something a little unusual today. Namely, milk. Not milkshakes, or tit milk or even milking the old nozzle. We're talking about the 2% variety, poured right into a lady's business and pumped out the hard way—via a nice hard fisting. The geyser-like reaction is not unlike the old Diet Coke/Mentos experiment, only much, much tastier. In other words, don't try this at home even if you're literally having an affair with the milkman. Even if it does do a body good. More »
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Flesh Flicks: Mommy's All Grown Up
No offense to the fun-loving woman in this homemade clip, but we find it hard to believe that she is young enough to be truly worried about being caught in the act by her parents. Once you've reached MILF status yourself, there really shouldn't be any reason for you to be doing it on your folks' bed. Perhaps we didn't understand her clearly, and she's actually worried that it will be her kids that stumble in on this daytime fucking session, which would be a bit awkward. No one really wants think of their own mom in that ILF category, let know discovering that she's a minor internet star. The solution, as always, is to keep your bedroom door well locked. More »
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That 70's Porn: Time Traveling Through Smut
Instead of going to the beach (too sandy) or a boring ol' BBQ (too saucy) this weekend, why not take a different trip—back in time to the 1970s, that magical era of natural boobs and unshaved privates, when porn came out of the closet and on to your bulky and expensive Betamax. That 70's Porn is a blog devoted to this golden age of adult cinema when the first true pornstars were born and "reality" was not a genre, but something to be avoided at all cost. All the legends can be found here, including some you probably never heard of or thought you'd see again. Since the industry hasn't always done the best job of preserving its history, it's quite a feat to track down all this material ... and amazingly corny clips like the one you'll find after the jump. If this reminds you a little too much of your own first time, don't worry: losing your virginity in real life was probably even more awkward. More »
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Flesh Flicks: Return Of The MILF Hunter
Keeping with the whole Mommy's Day theme, it seemed like a good time to revisit an old friend: The Milf Hunter. His name is what he does of course, and he's been at it long time ... maybe too long? We don't want to tell the guy how to his job, but it does appear that he occasionally chooses to slum it down in the lower age brackets, taking down big game that looks like they're still playing in their own soccer games, not hauling little ones around to theirs in a minivan. Or maybe moms are just getting hotter all the time? Can we see some 2257 documentation for the over-40 set?More »
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Flesh Flicks: A Little Team Spirit
Why do good athletes always get to have sex with the cheerleader? It's not enough that they're good athletes with adoring fans, they have to get all the chicks too? It's hard going through life as a clumsy, uncoordinated chump, but it would be nice if the bench warmers occasionally got a chance to feel good about themselves—and got a chance to score. Or at least stuff them in a locker that has a view of the head cheerleader banging the star of the basketball team. They aren't getting any playing time, so give them at least one reason to come to practice.More »
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Flesh Flicks: A Gangbang Etiquette Reminder
This post is a public service announcement from Fleshbot: Guys, if you're lucky enough to find yourself invited to a drunken frat house orgy, don't be That Guy. You know who we're talking about. The guy who's always hooting and hollering at the sight of girl boobies—or in this case, the guy who gets in the way of the shot and stares in amazement as though he's never seen a real life vagina before and keeps sticking his face in the camera to give a wide-eyed thumbs up to the audience. (It's called "breaking the fourth wall", and it totally spoils the fantasy for everyone who's watching. Don't do it.) We suppose every drunken frat house orgy has to have one, but just because you are a drunken over-the-hill frat boy doesn't mean you have to be him. That is all. We now return you to your regular orgy programming. More »
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Flesh Flicks: Sometimes, Love Don't Feel Like It Should
Speaking of domination accessories today, we thought you might like to see a little bit of some of them in action. It's the professional porn version of domination, not the home recreation type, but ordering people around can be a lot of fun no matter where you are: blindfolding has its place when it comes to sex play, and so does a little rope bondage. The cock and ball torture? Well, that's for serious-minded BDSM enthiusiasts only and definitely not for the faint of heart (or tender of crotch). Real pain is the advanced class—but if you think you're ready for it, bite down on something hard and give it a whirl. (Or good, strong tug, as the case may be.) More »
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Flesh Flicks: When Toys Keep On Attacking
What is going on with our nation's toy chests? Yesterday, it was BDSM enthusiast teddy bears and today we encounter strap-on wielding mini-robots. What's a girl to do when even her playful bedroom friends want a piece? We'd register some sort of complaint about the loss of our wild-eyed innocence, but let's face it ... our innocence went out the window a long time ago. Also, are we crazy or does this little guy sound a bit like an undersized Nick Manning? Now that's a chilling scenario. More »
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Flesh Flicks: Still Hot For Teacher
We can't be sure of the exact circumstances of each case involving sexual relationships between teachers and students that we seem to encounter every time we check the news these days, but maybe some of them start exactly like this one. A few muscleheaded jocks get held back for 10-12 years, a hot teacher keeps them after school for a round table discussion of that day's reading material, and the next thing you know ... gangbang! It's true that group learning has its advantages, but if this is what that No (30-Something) Student Left Behind thing is all about, we should have a talk with our school board.More »
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