Fleshbot: Politics

Pervs Fight Back!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:15:00 EST

Canada's not the only one with a Sex Party—come Thursday, Australia will have one of its very own, too! And when we say "sex party" we mean a political party dedicated to fighting a stuffy, sex-negative political environment (and, specifically, that nasty little porn filter), not, you know, a nationwide orgy. Though if the Australian Sex Party gets its way, who knows? Australia's got room for more than one sex party, after all. (google.com via nerve.com; thumbnail via Ask Jolene)

Sex Workers Get Slammed, Eliot Spitzer Gets Off

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:30:00 EST

It's a sad week for sex workers: not only was Proposition K, a San Francisco initiative that would have decriminalized prositution, soundly defeated; but now Craigslist is cracking down on their erotic services section, requiring "vendors" to verify their identities by providing a valid credit card to pay a small listing fee. Meanwhile, Eliot Spitzer won't be facing federal charges for his episode of gov love. Isn't justice great? (time.com + nytimes.com + gawker.com)

Pornographers For Obama

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 12:30:00 EST

Somewhat not surprisingly, Porn Valley is rejoicing in the wake of Barack Obama's election. True, a McCain/Palin presidency would have led to a great deal of porntastic source material (largely on the Palin end), but with Obama in the White House, there's hope that we might see an end to all those nasty obscenity trials (and, perhaps, even the War on Porn). Let's all keep our fingers crossed that Obama has more important things to do than harrass the adult entertainment industry... and, uh, that he doesn't find out about any of that Obama porn that's out there (or that he has a good sense of humor!). (xbiz.com)

Is This The End Of Sarah Palin Porn? (God, We Hope So)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:45:00 EST

So, that whole election thing happened. New records were set at the polls, history was made, people rejoiced in the streets—and, most importantly, and our wouldbe hockey MILF-in-chief has been sent back to the great white north from which she came. Truly, this can only mean great things for the country at large—but what does it mean for the pornographers?

Well, AdultSpoof and Hustler are still churning out their respective porno parodies (both sites still indicate that certain scenes are "coming soon!"), but is there really any market for hardcore Paylin action now that Palin herself has left the public stage? We can't even begin to guess at the answer—so, of course, we're going to turn it over to you, the people. Tell us: now that the election is over and done, are you more or less to fantasize about the secret lives of hockey moms?

Joanna Angel Wants You To Vote For Obama

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:15:00 EST

With the election merely a day away, devoted citizens are doing their best to get the word out about their candidate of choice, letting people across the nation know why their candidate is the right pick to lead our nation out of this dark and depressing time. And our Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel is no different. She wants you all to know that she's supporting Obama—and you should, too! In a time like this, Obama's firm hand is the one we need at the helm of our great nation. And Joanna knows all about Obama's firm hands (and, for that matter, his hard cock), as evidenced by these photos and video (also seen in "XOXO Joanna Angel").

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· Burning Angel - Vote Obama! (burningangel.com)
· Photos from JoannaAngel.com (joannaangel.com)

Obama: "Serra Paylin's A Hottie"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

And for those who've been wondering how, exactly, Hustler plans to work Barack Obama into the "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" storyline... good news! The script has been leaked to the internet, along with a teaser video (of course). We're a little confused by the "plot" (Obama as a knight on a horse? What?)... but hey, as long as we get to see (fake) Barack Obama giving a lesson in good politics to Serra Paylin, we're not going to nitpick.

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· Obama Is Nailin' Palin! (husterworld.com)

Even Obama's Nailin' Palin!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 11:30:05 EST

You may have thought that Adult Spoof showed Hustler up by making their very own Palin porno, one that spelled "Sarah Palin" correctly, and included Barack Obama in all the fun. But Hustler's not one to take that kind of challenge lying down: as of today, you can download "Obama Is Nailin' Palin" from Hustler's website. Sure, there are lots of ways you could be spending the final hours of the 2008 presidential campaign... but isn't watching Sarah Palin and Barack Obama give new meaning to the phrase "bipartisan compromise" the best way of all? (hustler.com)

Popshots of the Week! Irrational Exuberance Edition

Gram Ponante — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:30:19 EDT

Just when you thought that you'd be Palin/Paylin-less this week, remember that it's the Halloween before a major election. Let's just hypothesize that, in the spirit of this space's inaccurate prediction of the Patriots' chances in the 2008 SuperBowl, that McCain/Palin bucks polls and makes it into the White House next week. What will we do then? Well, we'll have to choose between Lisa Ann and Raquel Devine. (But we'll do it from Canada, of course.)

Is Lisa Ann and Raquel Devine made special effort to channel the Veep nominee, the delightful Alana Evans was just blonde as Cindy McCain. We approve this choice.

Marilyn Chambers meets another magical Amazon in Hollywood last week.

Brand new Digital Playground contract star Angelina Armani^TM looks to the east on Sunset Boulevard. "I'm from New York so I'm just getting used to it out here," she said.

Let's hope this is not the view we get of Obama (played by Steve Driver) on November 4.

Get Out And Vote--And Get A Sex Toy!

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:15:00 EDT

We're betting that you all have reason enough to vote—but just in case you're on the fence about whether or not you'll head to the polls next Tuesday, Babeland has an offer that should convince you to do your civic duty. Bring your voter registration card, ballot stub or your word of honor to any brick and mortar Babeland store from November 4-11 and get a free (free!) silver bullet or maverick sleeve. We can't thing of a better reward for voting (well, except a shiny new president come January!). (babeland.com)

Joe The Plumber Gets Down And "Dirty"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 12:30:00 EDT

Sarah Palin's not the only one getting pornsploitated this election cycle. Even John McCain's loyal friend, Joe the Plumber, has been brought in on the proverbial (or not so proverbial) action. Sure, Sarah may be the subject of many movies (and even more photoshops), but Joe has Dirty Joe the Plumber, a hastily slapped together portal site that features Dirty Joe's "Six Pack" (translation: babelogs) and "Fuxx News" (translation: semi-topical stories scraped from other websites). It may not be quite the caliber of "Nailin' Paylin"... but then again, this is Joe the Plumber we're talking about.

· Dirty Joe The Plumber (dirtyjoeplumber.com)
· Thumbnail via Ask Jolene

Porno Palin Part Two: This Time with Obama

Gram Ponante — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:45:06 EDT

Lefty pornographers have been a little smug in their expectations of an Obama victory in two weeks, and thus have had to ask ourselves some hard questions about the recent spate of Sarah Palin porn. How would we react to porn spoofs of the other side? Well, in the second major studio Sarah Palin porn project, the Democratic presidential nominee gets to hear his opponent say "Now here's some Grade A Alaskan puss."

Raquel Devine stars as Sarah Palin (note the correct spelling) in a movie for a new company called adultspoof.com (the website will be up on Monday October 27). In "Erection 2008: Rode to the White House," we meet stand-ins for Palin, John and Cindy McCain (Mark Davis and Alana Evans) and Barack Obama (Steve Driver).

As Palin, Devine is hilarious. Among her ad-libs were "Bring the wife next time" and "Lemme put some lipstick on that pig." And Steve Driver, who looked very presidential, will doubtless be assured work for the next four years.

But just in case, alternate endings were shot for the movie.

· Adult Spoof (10/27) (adultspoof.com)

Exclusive Gallery: "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" You, That's Who!

DCypher — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:00:15 EDT

Gallons of (digital) ink have already been spilled trying to get to the roots of why so many Americans revile Rethuglican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin yet have such an overwhelming desire to see her fucked hard in each and every hole. With most of the planet (rightly) believing that there's a lot at stake in this election, media pundits mirror the angst of the public—the thinly veiled rage boiling just under the surface after nearly a decade of corruption, bald faced lies, obfuscation of justice, and arrogant entitlement at the expense of the rest of the us—by pointing out every misstep of the gun toting Wasilla beauty queen. One member of the media elite even referred to Palin as the ultimate pin-up girl for people who don't believe in masturbation.

With less than two weeks until the election, the GOP has turned on itself, pointing fingers at each other and actualizing the kind of erratic behavior they've been accused of for months now. The bottom line is that there's more than a likely chance (if polls are any indication) that the neo-con and evangelicals' new favorite cheerleader will soon be packing up her $150,000 wardrobe and heading back to the crystal meth capital of Alaska while Tina Fey goes back to work at 30 Rock. But where will that leave the rest of us? Holding our proverbial dicks in our virtual hands—that’s where!

But wait, there's hope! As we've discussed at length, freedom fighter and political antagonist Larry Flynt has been hard at work, producing a sex parody that'll give the nation ample fodder to get our electoral rocks off. We may never get to the roots of why we find her so eminently fuckable, but at least we'll always have a souvenir of the days before this great country rode over the edge of the abyss with divisive partisan politics. In these last dark hours, before we lose the ability to believe in "hope" or "change," let’s enjoy this fine pornographic accomplishment together. We're sure the memory of its beautiful hardcore action will keep us going this time next year, when we're roasting pigeons over our trashcan fires, huddling together for warmth in one of the sprawling tent cities soon to be springing up all over America!

We'd like to imagine that one day soon Sarah herself will watch it—ideally, naked on all fours wearing only those sexy MILF glasses, with the First Dude mounting her from behind while she screams at the top of her lungs “Drill Baby Drill!!”

What? Too soon? Yeah... maybe you’re right.

Thanks to Hustler for this exclusive gallery (only on Fleshbot, kids!), and to Larry for—yet again—being the only one think about the pervert vote.

· Hustler (hustler.com)

We've gotten to the final phase of Palin ...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:30:13 EDT

We've gotten to the final phase of Palin pornsploitation: mainstream media outlets examining the phenomenon and trying to figure out what it all means. Radar weighs in on such weighty topics as "Nailin' Paylin," Obama Girl, and the NOT Sarah Palin blow up doll—and it turns out all these smut is a sign of our civic engagement! Not to say we told you so, but, you know... we told you so. (radaronline.com)

Did Obama's Mama Get Nude For The Camera?

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:30:00 EDT

With just a week and a half until the election, new rumors about Obama are swirling around the blogosphere... and this time, they're personal. By which we mean: about his mother. Did Obama's mother pose nude for some photographs? Should anyone really care? Conspiracy theorists have somehow managed to convince themselves that if this naked woman is the mama of Obama, it calls Obama's parentage into question. No, we don't get it either. As far as we're concerned, if it is Obama's mother (and it probably isn't), all it means is that she was smokin' hot and ahead of her time. See for yourself after the jump.

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· Real Or Fake?: Nude Photos Of Obama's Mother (nerve.com)

Do Your Civic Duty... The Porntastic Way!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:30:14 EDT

Hustler's not the only one who can capitalize on the upcoming election: Wicked just announced four new four-hour long compilations designed to remind you of your civic duty. Between "50 State Masturbate," "Iowa Cock-Ass" (isn't it a little late for that one?), "We The Peep Hole," and "Gallup On His Pole," we're sure you'll find some reason to feel proud of your country. And hey, if you choose the wrong compilation, at least you'll only be stuck with it for four hours... instead of four years. (avn.com)

"Nailin' Paylin" Wants You To Be A Part of History

Gram Ponante — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:00:56 EDT

Concerned that you just can't wait until Election Day to see the stupendous cans of Lisa Ann unleashed as Serra Paylin? Fear not! Hustler staff is working around the clock to feed you a new scene from the eventual DVD at regular intervals before the election and who knows? If McCain/Palin are elected the "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" series might be the Cougar version of "Barely Legal." (Nothing against Lisa Ann and the cans thereof, but let's hope that gig doesn't happen.) In any case, subscribers to Hustler.com can see clips from the movie starting October 15.

· Hustler (hustler.com)

The Unsinkable Jada Fire Channels Condi Twice

Gram Ponante — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:00:27 EDT

Like Hal Holbrook with Mark Twain and Sam Waterson with Abraham Lincoln, Jada Fire is our generation's premiere interpreter of Condoleezza Rice. "This is the second time I've played Condi," Fire said on the set of "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" this weekend. "The first time was in 'Spunk'd' when I knocked George Bush into a pool of come."

"Who's Nailin' Paylin?" also features Lisa Ann (and Sindee Jennings) as "Serra Paylin" and Nina Hartley as "Hillary."

But it is the Brick House Fire who has twice been called upon to channel Rice, herself the only National Security Advisor-turned-Secretary of State to have an oil tanker named after her.

"She's got a great ass," Fire noted.

Would Mdm. Secretary be honored?

"Condi's gonna kill me," Fire said.

· Hustler (hustler.com)
· Nailin' Paylin for America (gramponante.com)

Need a break from the Sarah Palin porn-o-rama? ...

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 16:45:42 EDT

Need a break from the Sarah Palin porn-o-rama? This Wednesday, New York City's Museum of Sex will be unveiling Fleshbot Crush Object Molly Crabapple's politics, a piece that breaks our nation's past time down to its most basic level: a full-on animal orgy. You can probably figure out who gets fucked. (museumofsex.com)

The Barack Obama Dildo: Change You Can... Oh, Forget It

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:00:00 EDT

The incredible thing about this sexual implement made in the likeness of the Democratic nominee for president is not that it exists—it's what took so long? After all we've already seen two different butt plugs devoted to our existing president (plus numerous other celebrity sex toys and Obama has been running for like six years now, so what was the hold up? (Maybe it was all the time spent on the super keen website.) If you're having trouble finding the right hope and inspiration for that Os for Obama thing, perhaps this will solve your problem.

· HeadOState (headostate.com)

Get Involved In The Political Process With O's For Obama

DCypher — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:30:35 EDT

Now that we've recovered from the excitement of the second installment of All Your Base Are Belong To Us — er, the second presidential debate — we'd like to take a minute to examine some of the sexier moments of the current presidential campaign. Over the ~~longest period of our adult lives~~ course of the campaign, we've seen sexy fan fiction featuring Hilary and Obama, Obama Girl professing her crush on Obama, and, yes, an inescapable barrage of Sarah Palin-inspired porn. But somehow, up until now we haven't seen any practical political porno — the kind of thing we could get interactive with. (Well, unless you count this.)

Which is why we're so happy to see Destin Gerek, a San Francisco-based certified somatic sexologist & self-proclaimed erotic rock star, launch "O’s For Obama," a fantastic way to get off while working for political change. How's it work, you ask? O's is an online global tantric movement that helps us all focus the breath of orgasm collectively towards getting Obama elected. And the best part of all? No matter who ends up inheriting all the Bush Administration’s messes and blunders, you still get to cum your brains out while feeling involved in the political process.

· O's For Obama (osforobama.com)

SexiestParty Judges The Election Via Erections

Violet Blue — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:55:47 EDT

It seems like every time an election rolls around someone ponders the sexiness of Democrats versus Republicans, sometimes with pretty entertaining (or more often, pretty tired) results. Now Red State and Blue State citizens alike can battle out their own version of "Hot or Not?" on the newly launched SexiestParty.com, where anyone who's not already burnt out on faux Palin porn can participate by uploading their own photos or just casting a vote for party hotness. Or notness. Each vote refreshes the page and you won't find out the party affiliation of the babe you're ogling until you cast your vote, which does give a gloss of scientific impartiality to the proceedings. Still, we suppose it will all come down to partisanship instead of actual, objective boinkability in the long run. Maybe each party can add a few hardcore TGP affiliate links to their websites to help shore up the economy in the meantime?

· SexiestParty (sexiestparty.com)
· See also: "Site Sparks Political Sexiness War" (10zenmonkeys.com)

Sarah Palin is the subject of yet another ...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:05:26 EDT

Sarah Palin is the subject of yet another bit of artistic whimsy—a nude portrait currently hanging in a North Side Chicago bar. Who says the (potential) Vice President can't inspire people? (windycitizen.com + Flickr)

Sharon Smith Offers Change We Can Believe In

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:30:23 EDT

Sure, Canadian mayor Sharon Smith may have been embroiled in a leaked nudie pix scandal five years ago, but she doesn't think that that should have any bearing on her current candidacy for MP of Skeena-Bulkley Valley (whatever that is). As far as we're concerned, it should be a part of her official resumeé. After all, anyone who has the balls to pose naked in their place of business and weather the resulting PR shitstorm when the photos are leaked clearly has the strength of character to lead.

· Nude pics no problem for B.C. Conservative (ctv.ca)

We're just as disappointed as anyone that ...

Violet Blue — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:50:48 EDT

We're just as disappointed as anyone that the "raunchy, topless, bondage ad campaign" for ~~Rock the Vote~~ Declare Yourself, the voter registration site, is merely a nipple-free gussied-up photo of Jessica Alba looking like she's just seen a particulary bad example of fake Palin porn. Would it be too much to ask to take her top off for real next time? It is a really good cause, after all. (worldnetdaily, via scienceblogs)

Yet More (Really Bad) Sarah Palin Porn

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:55:33 EDT

Porn has always a tendency to take cues from current events and pop culture (see: Operation Desert Stormy, Hillary For President, The Eliot Splitz-her Story). So it seems only natural that Sarah Palin's crash landing into the public eye would offer some inspiration to the great minds of Porn Valley. After all, there are so many angles to take: a dominating MILF who takes care of five kids, runs the country, and has mindblowing sex (all without mussing up her perfectly coiffed hair); the hot babe who puts some life into McCain's campaign (and his other parts too); or even just a gonzo look at the (sexy) secret life of hockey moms. (It does get pretty cold up there in Alaska, you know—how else do you think they keep warm?).

Yet somehow, all of the Pain "inspired" adult material we've see has just been ... well, sad. First there those "naked" Sarah Palin Photoshop jobs, most of which were pathetic at best. And now we've been confront with two more offerings that almost make us want to give up all together: over at BigBoobsAlert, Charlie James has been proclaimed the Sarah Palin of porn, largely because of her MILF status and (nonexistent) resemblance to the Republican VP nominee.

And then there's "Impalin Palin", a site which would shame even the most committed of Democrats. Aside from its clever name (as clever as "Elilot Splitz-her" at least) there's nothing redeeming about it whatsoever — not even the lousy Photoshop job of Palin riding McCain, which is most definitely the least convincing Sarah Palin fake we've ever seen. Our one consolation is that it seems unlikely this movie will ever get past the concept stage.

Come on, America: don't we deserve better porn?

· Charlie James seducing a young guy at Milf Lessons (bigboobsalert.com)
· Impalin Palin - The Sarah Palin Porn (impalinpalin.com)

We have to admit that we're getting a wee ...

Jonnobot — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:35:29 EDT

We have to admit that we're getting a wee bit tired of Details' recurring "X Face or O-Face?" feature, though in this latest edition we suppose trying to decide whether the photo you're looking at is someone caught in the throes of orgasm or pontificating against the evils of gay marriage is sort of amusing. (We're also wondering why it necessarily has to be either a Republican or someone enjoying really great sex. Why can't it be both? Er, don't answer that.) (men.style.com/details)

Topless Model Turned Politican Is Anti-Sex Work

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:45:00 EDT

Italian minister for equal opportunity Mara Cafagna may once have worked as a topless model, but that doesn't mean she believes that all sex work is okay. Cafagna has come under fire from prostitutes' rights groups for condemning women who "sell their bodies" and backing legislation that criminalizes street prostitution and introduces fines for both sex workers and their clients. All that aside: Italy gets Mara Cafagna, Milly D'Abbraccio, and Cicciolina and we get Sarah Palin? What gives? (marieclaire.co.uk)

Sarah Palin (Isn't Really) Nude (At All)!

Jonnobot — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 13:15:50 EDT

We knew it was just a matter of time until the interweb was flooded with fake nude photos of überMILF-of-the-moment Sarah Palin: after all, those former beauty pageant-worthy good looks and sexy librarian-style hairdo-and-eyeglasses combo were practically made for all sorts of fantasizing no matter which side of the bipartisan debate you happen to find yourself on. So what if some people think she's more LensCrafters than Naughty Office? That's the great thing about a democracy—everyone gets to have an opinion about who they want to jerk off to! Readers of [redacted due to lameness]* were recently challenged to come up with their best dirty Sarah Palin-inspired Photoshop fakes, and while the results vary widely in concept and execution they go to show just how deeply she's already instilled herself into our collective sexual consciousness. Ain't democracy wonderful?

*Update: Looks like the site we'd originally linked to has rather lamely removed the gallery and replaced it with an even lamer "apology" to "John McCain and the Republican party" for causing "offense"—which is just as well, because truthfully most of the fakes in it were pretty lame anyway. But we know there are tons more fake Palin porn pics out there where those came from; feel free to link to your faves in the comments below.

Internet "experts" are warning people not ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:45:36 EDT

Internet "experts" are warning people not to click on any emails that promise you a Barack Obama sex video. Instead, they advise you to wait for the inevitable Sarah Palin sex video, because it's much hotter and maybe involves a pig or a moose or something. (Actually, the Obama email contains malware that will eat your computer's brain or something. In case you hadn't figured that out already.) (cnet.com)

Proving once again that the quickest way ...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:45:26 EDT

Proving once again that the quickest way to a would-be animal rights activist's heart is via strategic use of scantily clad girls, PETA offers up this striptease quiz which gives you the chance to watch a hot girl strip down to her skivvies. Oh, and you're supposed to learn about animal birth control or something. They make condoms for dogs? (peta.org)

Sarah Palin: And A MILF Shall Help Lead Them

Jonnobot — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:45:34 EDT

Despite the fact that Comedy Central's "Indecision 2008" blog has just described newly minted Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin as being "as MILFy as they come", we're having a hard time finding any pictures of her that would convince us whether she actually looks as good in a bikini as Helen Mirren does. Why couldn't she have been governer of a state that was a little warmer, fer crissakes? (blog.indecision2008.com - thanks Eric)

Despite having untold scores of pasty-faced ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:37:36 EDT

Despite having untold scores of pasty-faced conventioneers in town, Denver strip clubs are suffering from a bit of a lull this week. Since when do people prefer political speeches to bathtub shows? The solution is simple, however—next week's tech convention will set things right! Nerds to the rescue! (denverpost.com)

Dashiell Torralba: ¡Viva La Porn Revolucion!

Jonnobot — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:20:09 EDT

Gossip blogs are buzzing this week with the news that Dashiell Torralba, a former girlfriend of one of Fidel Castro's sons who recently sold a home movie with footage from everyone's favorite Cuban dictator's household to a Miami television station (and no relation to anyone we know), has apparently found another way to keep herself busy besides being charged for credit card fraud and identity theft: she also allegedly appears as "Rocio Marrero" in a Bang Bros. video called "Language Barrier". It's not the first time we've heard about a pornstar who's related to a famous name, however distantly; but it is the first time we've ever had occasion to mention Fidel Castro in connection with facial cumshots and hot Latina MILF action. So even if you have no idea who she is, won't you indulge our giddy excitement and check out the links and pics after the jump?

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• Rocio Marrero and Rocio Marrero in "Language Barrier" (previews @ bangbrosnetwork.com, via Your Dirty Mind

• See also: "The mystery of Dashiell Torralba" (babalublog.com)

Boobs For Belgium: International Diplomacy At Work

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:45:30 EDT

Do you know that Belgium is in trouble? (Do you even remember where Belgium is?) Apparently there's some sort of crisis going on there, and we're aware of this now because women are taking their tops off in support of this vital cause, whatever it happens to be. We don't really understand how naked boobs will solve the issue, but since Boobs for Belgium has alerted us to the urgency of the situation we really hope that someone else does something about what we assume is some sort of tragedy very, very soon. See, the system works!

· Boobs For Belgium (boobsforbelgium.be, via Indie Nudes)

Cindy McCain Gone Wild?

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:05:00 EDT

John McCain told a crowd of tattooed bikers at the Sturgis motorcycle rally that his wife, Cindy, would make an excellent candidate for the local beauty pageant, Miss Buffalo Chip. What does he think her strongest event would be? The wet t-shirt contest or the pickle licking demonstration? If only we could pick all our First Ladies this way. (Click thumbnail for video.)

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· Pickle Lickin' Contest (YouTube)
· McCain Suggests Wife Participate In Topless Contest (huffingtonpost.com)

If you're undecided about which presidential ...

Jonnobot — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:25:33 EDT

If you're undecided about which presidential candidate to vote for come November and are looking for some celebrity guidance (and why wouldn't you be?), ask yourself: would you rather find yourself in the same polling booth as Halle Berry and Scarlett Johansson, or Wilford Brimley and Heidi Montag? The choice is clear! (Of course we mean Wilford and Heidi. Did we mention how much we totally love watching "The Hills"?) (meaningfuldistractions.wordpress.com)

Former tough guy actor Sonny Landham, who ...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:15:38 EDT

Former tough guy actor Sonny Landham, who is running for ~~governor~~ Senate in Kentucky, had bit parts in several 1980s movies like "Poltergeist," "48 Hours" and "Predator" ... oh, and a few hardcore porn flicks earlier in his career too. He's not ashamed to admit it either, because that would still make him only the third weirdest member of the "Predator" cast to be elected governor of a U.S. state. (ap.google.com + rightpundits.com + sonnylandham.com)

Yes We Can: Boobs Show Support For Barack

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:00:31 EDT

As the presidential election draws ever closer, we'll be spending many long, hard hours comparing the candidates, trying to decide which one to vote for. To figure it all out, we'll studying their positions on the various issues, reading through numerous op-ed pieces, seeing which celebrities endorse which candidate. And most important of all: we'll be looking to see who the boobs are supporting. After paging through the selection of pictures at Boobs For Barack, we're pretty sure we have an answer. At least until someone starts up Boobs For McCain, that is.

· Boobs For Barack (boobsforbarack.com, via spike.com)

Swedish politician Josefin Brink wants women ...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:50:44 EDT

Swedish politician Josefin Brink wants women to know that their pasts don't have to haunt them. After all, playing in a ska-punk band called Vagina Grande hasn't prevented her from becoming an MP. And neither has her past work as a stripper. Maybe you really can have it all! (thelocal.se)

Obama Girl Vs. Incredible McCain Hulk Girl

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:25:27 EDT

The internet has once again found one of the few ways to get us to talk about politics—turn the presidential race into a big-breasted, torn-blouse catfight that somehow references an eternally rehashed summer movie franchise. So what if that muscled babe has green skin? You can totally see right down her shirt! (Video below, via YouTube)

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