As the presidential election draws ever closer, we'll be spending many long, hard hours comparing the candidates, trying to decide which one to vote for. To figure it all out, we'll studying their positions on the various issues, reading through numerous op-ed pieces, seeing which celebrities endorse which candidate. And most important of all: we'll be looking to see who the boobs are supporting. After paging through the selection of pictures at Boobs For Barack, we're pretty sure we have an answer. At least until someone starts up Boobs For McCain, that is.

· Boobs For Barack (boobsforbarack.com, via spike.com)

"On the boats and on the planes," Sunny Leone does not say in her video for voter registration portal Declare Yourself, "they're coming to America." What the Vivid girl and newly-minted American citizen does say is that she is a strong believer in personal freedom and, as such, urges Americans between 18 and 29 (a traditionally Democratic bracket) to register to vote. Other celebrity videos on the site include that of Danica Patrick. After her showing in this weekend's Indy 500, mightn't a "Sunny Loves Danica" be in the offing?

· Sunny Leone's PSA on DeclareYourself (declareyourself.com)
· Vivid (vivid.com)
· Neil Diamond's "America" (youtube.com)

Hillary And Barack Are For Porn (And We're For Bad YouTube Videos)

We're guessing that Belgian "politician" Tania Derveaux's plan to win office and literally blow off her constituents didn't work out as planned, but fortunately she has other causes to fight for: her latest campaign involves net neutrality and virgins, both of which she would like to mount and make sweet nerdy love to. The deal is simple: if you can demonstrate that you support the cause of a free and open internet—and you're an innocent flower 18 years or older—then she will fuck you silly. (Anal is negotiable!) Fair warning though: "if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity" ... and she clearly states that she is "not responsible for any genital injury." It makes perfect sense when you think about it—information wants to be free and the web is filled with horny but sex-deprived people. Why not let Tania solve both problems at the same time?

· Don't Stay a Virgin (dontstayvirgin.movielol.org, via Gizmodo)

Previously: 40,000 Blowjobs: Vote For Tania Derveaux!

Savanna Samson, Porn Pundit

Getting a porn star's "take" on anything other than porn has always been the setup of an easy joke, but we have high hopes for the debut of the delightful Savanna Samson—current vintner and former Giuliani supporter—as in-house political commentator for Fox News' otherwise unwatchable "Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld" this Friday. Samson has been on the show before. "Sex and politics has always been a volatile combination and the more of both the merrier as far as I'm concerned," she said. While we admit to thinking hard about a Samson/Obama Girl pairing, we'd watch her even with her clothes on.

· Savanna Samson (savannasamson.com)
· "Gay-Baiting, Porn Stars Will Save 'Red Eye'" (Gawker)

Previously: Savanna Samson Explains It All For You, Porn Valley Dispatch: Sex Advice with Savanna Samson

Following in the footsteps of such illustrious political trailblazers as La Cicciolina and Mary Carey, Italian porn star Milly D'Abbraccio is looking to make a transition from pinup calendars to politics by entering the race for a seat in Rome's City Hall. Despite the fact that we're unfamiliar with her oeuvre, that's already enough to make us love Ms. D'Abbraccio. But if you're not as easily impressed as we are, here are few more reasons to vote D'Abbraccio this ... uh, whenever Italians vote:

· Her official campaign site is also a porn site. If BarackObama.com had sections like Barack Fetish, Sexy Tour America, Barack's Hard Zone, and WebChat With Barack (talk about accessibility!) ... well, the Democratic Primary probably wouldn't be in a dead heat.

· If elected, Ms. D'Abbraccio has promised to create a red light district, or "Love City," for the people of Rome. Nothing too hardcore, and no prostitution—but still, a special section of the city for strip clubs, sex shops, and "erotic discos." Finally, a politician who doesn't turn her back on the people once elected!