Fleshbot: News

The ACLU is filing a federal lawsuit to defend ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:30:20 EDT

The ACLU is filing a federal lawsuit to defend the First Amendment rights of a pole dancing instructor. Yes, lap dances are free speech ... and isn't free speech beautiful? (nytimes.com)

North Korea is using deadly sex spies to ...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:00:00 EDT

North Korea is using deadly sex spies to seduce South Korean military officers in order to learn classified information. Is it 1944 again? Can't they just use Google like everyone else? (theaustralian.news.com.au)

The founder of the company that makes the ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:15:06 EDT

The founder of the company that makes the fake penis enlargement pill Enzyte has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for fraud (!). That's what you get for making people feel bad about their small penises ... and defrauding the public of about $400 million. Now will people stop buying that crap? (ap.google.com)

Now that all the airlines are looking to ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:35:30 EDT

Now that all the airlines are looking to add in-flight internet service, the biggest question on everyone's mind is, of course, who is going to be responsible for telling the guy in 18-B to turn down the volume on "Cum Fart Tsumani". Although it could give a whole new meaning to the concept of a "red eye" flight. (foxnews.com)

Despite having untold scores of pasty-faced ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:37:36 EDT

Despite having untold scores of pasty-faced conventioneers in town, Denver strip clubs are suffering from a bit of a lull this week. Since when do people prefer political speeches to bathtub shows? The solution is simple, however—next week's tech convention will set things right! Nerds to the rescue! (denverpost.com)

It may be hard to believe, but Ron Jeremy's ...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:25:15 EDT

It may be hard to believe, but Ron Jeremy's been in porn for almost thirty years — and to think, he got into because he wanted to be an actor! Well, for what it's worth, Ron, we thought your performance in "Not The Bradys XXX" totally deserved an Oscar. (time.com)

The People Of Bartlett Grove Vs. Foxy Jacky

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:05:17 EDT

Poor Foxy Jacky: all she wanted to do was make a hot little video of her getting naughty at a public playground. Unfortunately, some people in the Memphis suburb of Bartlett Grove aren't too keen on public nudity, though they are keen on tracking down Jacky and making her pay for what she's done, as the local news makes abundantly clear. Check out Jacky's video and some Memphis news coverage after the jump.

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· "X-rated video shot in Bartlett park" (wmctv.com)
· Foxy Jacky (foxyjacky.com)

A Cincinnati high school ran into a bit of ...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:55:00 EDT

A Cincinnati high school ran into a bit of a problem when they recently learned that the skirts worn by their football cheerleaders actually violate the school's dress code. And it's not like you can tell cheerleaders to wear pants—that goes against what cheerleading is all about! (cincinnati.com)

They Do Things Different Over There

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:26:57 EDT

A cougar in Britain and her 17-year-old boyfriend spent the night in jail after having sex in a train station—but were sent home in the morning with nothing more than a stern "caution." Gosh, we hope no one's feelings got hurt! (freshnews.in, via nerve.com; dramatization via blueplayers.com, via Ask Jolene)

Because you have been waiting for weeks now ...

Fleshbot — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:25:13 EDT

Because you have been waiting for weeks now to know for certain, we are happy to inform you that Jenna Jameson is, at last and officially, totally pregnant, and tells Us Magazine that she will be "resting as much as possible" in anticipation of the big event. Which means that if you're expecting her to come out of retirement and do a Belladonna-style "My Ass Is Haunted" DVD over the next few months ... er, don't. (usmagazine.com)

This just in: Men and women sometimes trade ...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:13:34 EDT

This just in: Men and women sometimes trade sex for favors and gifts! There's even a name for this shocking new phenomenon. It's called "dating." (cnn.com, thumb via)

Nude figure models of the world unite! Seriously, ...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 13:40:28 EDT

Nude figure models of the world unite! Seriously, because someone has started a guild for naked models in Washington D.C.. After all, you have nothing to lose ... because you already took your clothes off, right? (washingtonpost.com)

Sunny Leone Really Wants To Direct

Fleshbot — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:40:25 EDT

You might think that the divine Sunny Leone already had her hands full with her responsibilities as a Vivid girl and all, but apparently our favorite Indo-Canadian crush object has a few more talents she hasn't exercised yet: word is that she'll be launching her own production line, SunLust Pictures, early next year. Sunny says that her movies "will appeal to many different niches" and that she plans to "direct, create, write and produce" all of them—though we noticed that "perform in" was conspicuously absent from that job description. Let's just hope she doesn't forget to keep exercising the talent that made us fall in love with her in the first place ... (Xbiz; thumbnail via vividvideoonline.com via Ask Jolene)

We're all for national security, but sometimes ...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:05:43 EDT

We're all for national security, but sometimes border patrol takes things a little too far: Newly added to the list of items to confiscate (for national safety, duh): penis enlargers, penis pumps, and cock rings. Maybe the penis really is mightier than the sword. (gizmodo.com, thumb from galleries.borderbangers.com via Ask Jolene)

It's really sad that the people who do some ...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:05:30 EDT

It's really sad that the people who do some of society's most important jobs usually get paid so little for their efforts—like this summertime prostitute who has to work as a teacher nine months of the year just to pay the bills! Can't we vote in more pay raises for our sex workers? (kare11.com; thumb of hardworking sex teacher Charlie James via naughtyamerica.com, via Ask Jolene)

It seems that way down in the land down ...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:45:09 EDT

It seems that way down in the land down under people are more likely to use the internet to search for games than porn. And oddly enough, there was a spike in people searching for info on The Veronicas this past month! Wonder what that was all about? (news.com.au)

We've heard of some bad group sex experiences, ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:30:55 EDT

We've heard of some bad group sex experiences, but they very rarely end with one of the participants getting stabbed with a steak knife and sent to the hospital. Seriously, that almost never happens. Usually. Not every time, anyway. (madison.com)

We're bummed to hear from our pal Audacia ...

Fleshbot — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:15:45 EDT

We're bummed to hear from our pal Audacia Ray that the Village Voice has suddenly decided to shutter its Naked City blog, which had become as much a part of our daily routine as flossing and our late morning ass smoothie pick-me-up. Where are we supposed to keep up with the latest releases in the "Hey, Grandma Is A Whore" series now? (Uh, don't answer that.) (wakingvixen.com + nakedcity.com)

We're glad to see that the annual Boobs On ...

Fleshbot — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:50:54 EDT

We're glad to see that the annual Boobs On Bikes parade has once again returned to Auckland to help some of our Kiwi friends beat those winter blahs—despite yet another attempt this year by breast-despising meanies to stop it. We're wondering if the organizers have any plans to franchise the event here in North America, because we could totally use some cheering up around here too. Even if it's not winter yet. (moezilla.newsvine.com + reuters.com; thumbnail via sex-and-blogs.com)

If you're a fan of the bikini-clad baristas ...

Fleshbot — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:25:59 EDT

If you're a fan of the bikini-clad baristas at your local drive-through espresso joint, dumping your spare change in their tip jar is probably a better way to show your appreciation instead of showing up in women's underwear and exposing yourself. Then again, they might not send you off with a complimentary cup of hot water for your trouble that way, so we guess it's your call. (kirotv.com; thumbnail via javagirls.net)

To tell you the truth, we've never been all ...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:40:55 EDT

To tell you the truth, we've never been all that into table tennis. (What can we say? We like bigger balls.) But if the International Table Tennis Foundation makes good on their promise to sexy up the uniforms, we might be able to bring ourselves to watch. Think this means there'll be some in-game nip slips too? It's all for the good of the sport, right? (sports.yahoo.com - thanks AJ; thumbnail via 1pantyhose.com via Ask Jolene)

Remember those days when hipsters with prestigious ...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:55:09 EDT

Remember those days when hipsters with prestigious but low paying media jobs had to have trust funds or sell coke if they wanted to make ends meet? Now all they have to do is find a few high-paying tricks to help them make it in the big city! Hey, it beats hitting up Mom and Dad for cash. (Or selling coke, for that matter.) (radaronline.com)

A "celebrated artist" in the UK is not being ...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:20:28 EDT

A "celebrated artist" in the UK is not being allowed to hang her self-portrait in a gallery because the nipples are too big. Plus, everyone who has seen her nipples knows that the shading is all wrong. (dailymail.co.uk)

A man in Brighton, England, has been given ...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:13:32 EDT

A man in Brighton, England, has been given a restraining order and may not go with 100 yards of his girlfriend's apartment ... because they are too loud when they have sex and the neighbors can't take it anymore. Or maybe they're just jealous? (bbc.co.uk)

Oh! Canada, We Fap For Thee

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 15:15:13 EDT

Canada is launching a new pay television porn network that promises to show at least 50% homegrown Canadian smut. Gee, that's an awful lots of pucks. (theglobeandmail.com; photo of proud Québécoise Lanny Barby via this)

Tell Them Johnny Wadd Is Here

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:29:45 EDT

That's right, an original unsullied film print of "Johnny Wadd"—the first movie in the classic John Holmes series—was recently discovered in a storage locker and will soon be released on DVD. (It was never even released on VHS.) We hope collectors don't blow their ... you know. (avn.com)

Sweden To Sex Toy Shoppers: Vaginas Only?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:05:46 EDT

Following a government mandate two months ago, Swedish pharmacies started stocking their shelves with sex toys (including some of our favoritest ones ever). But hasn't been all orgasms and, uh, more orgasms since then: two men have complained that state-run pharmacy Apoteket discriminates against men by only stocking vagina-friendly sex toys. Apoteket claims that as soon as someone makes a quality sex toy for men, they'll start stocking it. Obviously, we haven't started exporting Fleshlights in return for all those ABBA records. (thelocal.se)

From the comments: A man in Colorado has ...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:12:00 EDT

From the comments: A man in Colorado has been trying to scam free porn by claiming to be from the police department's "age verification unit" and demanding that a local sex shop give him DVDs to inspect. (They didn't fall for it.) Maybe he should go back to his day job at the FBI. (yahoo.com + choiceshirts.com, thanks to BigRedOne)

When Stocks Drop, Tops Don't Pop

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:20:06 EDT

We already knew that it's been a rather slow summer for topless beach shenanigans from our usually reliable celebrity sun worshipers. Well, now we finally have an explanation. It's the economy stupid! Yes, some super smart French guy has determined that a) women are less likely than usual to whip 'em out on his nation's famous topless beaches, and that b) the reason is a lack of confidence in the economy. It's all related to a well-established economic principle that women dress more provocatively when the stock market is doing well. The always classy Daily Mail puts it a bit less delicately, but the message is simple: Forget jobs, gas prices and trade deficits, we need to get people back to work on our topless beaches! (dailymail.co.uk)

OK, we guess it's official: Toronto really ...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:10:08 EDT

OK, we guess it's official: Toronto really is the swingers capital of the world! But not if the city council has anything to say about it. See, it's a really diverse and cultured city ... as long as you don't upset the tourists with all that sexin'. (canoe.ca)

What An Ass

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:28:00 EDT

Our Commander-in-Chief and President of the United States of America George W. Bush really seems to be enjoying the Olympics. Who knew that we would have so much in common? (thestar.com; more photos @ yahoo.com)

It was a bad weekend for fans of government ...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:31:30 EDT

It was a bad weekend for fans of government intervention, as California's "porn tax" bill goes down in committee and Turkey gives up on their porn registration plan. You may continue to fap in peace. (xbiz.com + hurriyet.com.tr)

Only a total pervert would corrupt a heartwarming ...

Fleshbot — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:05:09 EDT

Only a total pervert would corrupt a heartwarming news story about a woman's love for her cloned puppies into a sordid tale of Mormon sex slaves and mink lined handcuffs. And people say we're the ones who try to find something dirty in everything? (cnn.com)

Germans are apparently complaining that they ...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:25:03 EDT

Germans are apparently complaining that they can't go on vacation to Turkey without the Russians coming down and spoiling everything with their "whores and vodka". Um, aren't whores and vodka pretty much the reason you would go on vacation to begin with? (thelocal.de; thumb and vodka gallery via assexyasitgets.com)

Turkey's ruling party is planning a new law ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:25:02 EDT

Turkey's ruling party is planning a new law that requires everyone who buys porn to sign for and register their purchase with the government, as if they were buying a gun or a car. Also, anyone under 18 would not be allowed in an internet cafe or a night club. Of course, the party itself was this close to being declared illegal and disbanded by Turkey's courts, so it sounds like they have their own issues to deal with. (hurriyet.com + newstatesman.com)

We're intrigued by this story about Kacey ...

Fleshbot — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:30:51 EDT

We're intrigued by this story about Kacey Montoya, an exotic dancer and glamour model who magically transformed into a Palm Springs morning news anchor, although we're not sure why she felt she had to do through three different aliases on her journey—we think Kacey Bytheway would have served her equally well in all her careers. In fact, we just might have to "borrow" that name ourselves when we quit the porn blogging biz and move on to ... uh, something else. (guanabee.com)

Remember when we pointed out how ridiculous ...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:35:45 EDT

Remember when we pointed out how ridiculous it was that lawyers were collecting $1.3 million for suing a videogame company over sex scenes that they didn't even make while the people who they were supposedly "protecting" only got $30,000? Well, at least one judge agrees with us: the "Hot Coffee" settlement has been rejected by the courts, because it turns out that no one was actually offended by the sex in "Grand Theft Auto." And here we were thinking we were the only ones. (Kotaku)

Cindy McCain Gone Wild?

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:05:00 EDT

John McCain told a crowd of tattooed bikers at the Sturgis motorcycle rally that his wife, Cindy, would make an excellent candidate for the local beauty pageant, Miss Buffalo Chip. What does he think her strongest event would be? The wet t-shirt contest or the pickle licking demonstration? If only we could pick all our First Ladies this way. (Click thumbnail for video.)

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· Pickle Lickin' Contest (YouTube)
· McCain Suggests Wife Participate In Topless Contest (huffingtonpost.com)

Behold the "bullet-proof" police bra! OK, ...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 10:00:58 EDT

Behold the "bullet-proof" police bra! OK, so it's not really bulletproof—just specially designed to be worn with bulletproof vests. Still, we can't wait for our next strip search. (Those do work both ways, right?) (bbc.co.uk)

Naked Celebrity Scandal Alert: The Hottest Naked Anne Hathaway Photos You Will Never Get To See

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 09:37:36 EDT

The FBI is in possession of Anne Hathaway's personal diaries—among huge piles of other very personal evidence—thanks to her money laundering ex-boyfriend. Even better, that evidence allegedly includes some naked snaps of the actress in her best come-hither poses. It's hard to believe that a man who would use the Vatican to cheat people in an elaborate real estate swindle would be capable of such a thing, but crazier things have happened. (celebitchy.com)