When I am reaching the tender age of 52, I'm sure I'll start thinking about moving someplace warmer to spend my days. Maybe I'll ponder what my imaginary grandchildren are doing. Perhaps I'll spend my days looking for the perfect buffet for dinner at 5 pm. For Paulina Porizkova, age 52 means you go nude for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit.
Some people love dinner time, other people love the end of the day, and some people actually love first thing in the morning. (I don't get that.) But when you think, when you really think, about the best part of the day, it's actually Elsa Hosk bikini time. Those are some precious moments that we should all cherish each and every day.
One way to tell if a model has "it" is if they jump off the page. When you look at a picture of them, they seem to be coming right out at you - in a sense, they leap out of the image and take up residence in your memory banks so you never forget them. But this time I feel like Barbara Palvin is staring right into my soul and it's making me a little nervous.
As I sit here staring for more time than I care to admit at the lovely Kara Del Toro soaking wet in an incredibly sexy bathing suit, I have two thoughts: First, I feel like the swimsuit designers are really making an effort to make one-piece bathing suits really sexy now, and two, Kara Del Toro is hot. I mean, she's like really hot. She's like hotter than the warm rays of sun streaming down on her incredibly hot body.
He's gonna put an eye out with that thing!
And so we continue down the path towards a topless Lily-Rose Depp. We have not made it yet, but my friends are one step closer. Yes, Lily-Rose Depp keeps on sharing her topless adventures and I'm sure one day (hopefully one day soon) we'll reach the end of the road to find a topless Lily-Rose Depp waiting for all of us.
Just a few days ago we were all given the treat of some new Stella Maxwell pics. They were very Stella Maxwell, indeed. Well, it would seem that those few pics were only the beginning. Now we have some even more boob-tastic Stella Maxwell pics. You know what they always say, the more Stella Maxwell boob pics, the merrier!
If you've ever taken a class in photography or you know a photographer, you've probably heard them talk about the moments just before sunrise or sunset knows as the Golden Hour. That's when the light from the sun is the most beautiful. Well, at least that was the Golden Hour. Now the Golden Hour is the hour you spend staring at Alexis Ren in a barely-there gold bikini.
Is it a trick of the light? It could be. Is it a camera flash? That's a possibility. Is it some kind of magical power? Bella Hadid is pretty damn hot, so it wouldn't surprise me. I don't know if we'll ever figure out this glow around Bella Hadid in her undies, but then again, Bella Hadid is in her undies, so anything is possible.
One can imagine that family dinners at the Hadid house are pretty damn sexy. Any time you put Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid together it's going to make for a pretty sexy event. But when you put them together nude that's a whole different ballgame. In fact, I don't think there is even a word to describe this much Hadid hotness in one place at one time.
When in the throes of passion, the best one can hope for is a glance at yourself and your partner in the mirror as you go at it. Or you could set up a camera and record yourself, but most likely those shots will be from the side of the bed. Have you ever wondered what sex looks like from above? Well, photographer Mateo de la Rioja decided to find out, and the answer is it's very damn sexy.
You know, I got nothing. Well, I actually have many things, but honestly, they are swirling together thanks to Ireland Baldwin and her incredible sexiness that it would all just come out a garbled mess. So, it's best to just stick to the facts and try not be too clever. So... looking good, Ireland Baldwin.
Does Stella Maxwell ever grow tired of being super hot? Does she ever wish she could turn it off for a little be and just be regular hot for a while? I mean, I'm not even close to being tired of Stella Maxwell's hotness. I don't know if anyone ever could get tired of Stella Maxwell's hotness, but these questions come into my head.
It is said that the month of December is the "most wonderful time of the year" thanks to the holidays, but I don't buy it. Sure spending time with friends and family is great, getting presents is something we all enjoy, but really there is only one wonderful time of the year. And that is when the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition hits news stands. There is nothing more wonderful in this world than models in swimsuits.
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