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Remember Jodie Marsh? Yeah, we'd almost forgotten about her too—you know, what with all those new faces popping up on the lad mag scene every time we turn around. Good thing she went and got herself some brand new boobs to help jog our memories—that will totally help her stand out from the crowd. (celebpunani.com)
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scandal
Jodie Marsh Maybe Didn't Need You To Marry Her After All
We hope you're sitting down for this, because what we're about to tell you may be both shocking and disturbing—a reality TV show may have a sham. You may recall that buxom British model Jodie Marsh was searching for a husband using that time-honored tradition for finding true love, the television game show. Well, she found a "winner" in fellow model Matt Peacock who married her last month. There's just one catch though—gossips are saying the pair was already engaged before filming even started, but that it didn't stop them from cashing in a £60,000 wedding ceremony courtesy of the show's sponsors. Does this mean that her recent claim that the newlyweds are currently "experimenting with violence and asphyxiation" in the bedroom is a lie as well? Gosh, if gimmicky self-promotional reality shows aren't genuine, how can we ever trust again?
· JODIE'S A SILLY FAKER (sundaymirror.co.uk)
· Jodie Marsh: I'm experimenting with sexual violence and asphyxiation (nowmagazine.co.uk)Previously: Jodie Marsh Wants You (To Marry Her), Jon Janes Keeps It Real
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great moments in self promotion
Jodie Marsh Wants You (To Marry Her)
What do you do when you're a British glamour model and tabloid fixture with a string of bad relationships behind you and (more to the point) a gaggle of younger babes getting more attention than you are lately? If you're Jodie Marsh, you launch a website to audition prospective spouses by standing toplessly atop a wedding cake in London's Leicester Square and wait for the world—including all those reporters and, uh, bloggers—to beat a path to your door: "I'm desperate to settle down with the man of my dreams so I'm launching a nationwide search to find a fella, but not just a boyfriend. I'm on the look out for a husband ... I know my soul-mate is out there, I just don't want to wait any longer to meet him." In case the website doesn't do the job, Jodie will also be starring in her own reality series chronicling her quest for domestic bliss on MTV this summer; we assume it will also feature the men who best answered questions like "Tell me about the best sex you ever had!" and "Is money important to you?" (She is, after all, one of the richest chavs in the UK, so weeding out any dates who are just out to make a quick pound would understandably be a priority.) Of course, if she was just doing this for attention we suppose Jodie could have just gotten a boob job and earned herself just as many new column inches as the whole marriage stunt. But that would be verging on overkill—and if there's one thing Jodie is famous for besides her already impressive (and allegedly natural) rack, it's subtlety. More »
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