Forget MILFs: We Want More "Moms Who Like To Suck"
Nov 18, 2013 | Posted in Editorial Features, Hardcore
Forget MILFs: We Want More "Moms Who Like To Suck"

PS9C1165We'll go out on a limb and say everyone loves a mom who sucks cock — so long as it isn't their own.

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"Mama's Got Big Boobies," And Other Things No One Said at the PTA Meeting
Apr 09, 2013 | Posted in Hardcore
"Mama's Got Big Boobies," And Other Things No One Said at the PTA Meeting

When one leaps—effortlessly, as I did this afternoon—between vaseline-lensed scenes of virgin masturbation to desperate, nothing-left-to-romance MILFtrysts, one becomes aware that, somewhere between Ingenue and Cougarhood, a decision is made to put all that shit In Your Face.

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"Mama's Got Big Boobies" That's Why There's No Hugging In This Film
Mar 07, 2013 | Posted in Hardcore
"Mama's Got Big Boobies" That's Why There's No Hugging In This Film

Generally speaking, we love big boobs. As long as nobody has any back problems, we'll take them as blimped out and bouncy as they come. However, we realized recently that this can make hugging difficult, and our sexual fantasies have gone all weird as a result. How can we think about banging Bridgette B. when we can't fathom getting our arms around her?

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Jessica Bangkok (Evil Angel)
Feb 04, 2013 | Posted in Editorial Features
Jessica Bangkok (Evil Angel)

 

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Mother Knows Best: "Against Her [And Maybe Our] Will 2"
Nov 28, 2012 | Posted in Reviews
Mother Knows Best: "Against Her [And Maybe Our] Will 2"

Forced sex is verboten in real life, but in porn it only becomes ethically problematic if it involves ugly dudes. The Sappho Series circumvents this dilemma by releasing the Girls-Only "Against Her Will 2."

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"Next Friday" Is A Stoner/Boner Parody
Nov 26, 2012 | Posted in Hardcore
"Next Friday" Is A Stoner/Boner Parody

You don't have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this "Official" parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.

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Submission Is The Mission In "Against Her Will 2"
Nov 05, 2012 | Posted in Hardcore
Submission Is The Mission In "Against Her Will 2"

Here we have a legacy of lust handed down from mother to daughter, a fate of freakiness that no one can escape, and a house full of hot perverts waiting to fuck the reluctance out of their young proteges. Director Kay Brandt knows what you want, but she's going to give you what you need because she's in control and you should let her do her thing.

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This Sex Is "Against Her Will" But It's Cool Because They're Lesbians We Guess
Sep 24, 2012 | Posted in Hardcore
This Sex Is "Against Her Will" But It's Cool Because They're Lesbians We Guess

We're trying to think of a way in which "Against Her Will" can be interpreted in a consensual and non-rapey way. How about this: Sheridan Love's grandmother bequeathed to her a castle filled with horny servants who are supposed to eat her out, but then they decide to cut Sheridan out of the orgy so they tie her up and fuck each other in front of her and Sheridan's all like, "No! My poor grandmother, this goes against her will!" How's that?

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