We'll go out on a limb and say everyone loves a mom who sucks cock — so long as it isn't their own.
When one leaps—effortlessly, as I did this afternoon—between vaseline-lensed scenes of virgin masturbation to desperate, nothing-left-to-romance MILFtrysts, one becomes aware that, somewhere between Ingenue and Cougarhood, a decision is made to put all that shit In Your Face.
Generally speaking, we love big boobs. As long as nobody has any back problems, we'll take them as blimped out and bouncy as they come. However, we realized recently that this can make hugging difficult, and our sexual fantasies have gone all weird as a result. How can we think about banging Bridgette B. when we can't fathom getting our arms around her?
Forced sex is verboten in real life, but in porn it only becomes ethically problematic if it involves ugly dudes. The Sappho Series circumvents this dilemma by releasing the Girls-Only "Against Her Will 2."
You don't have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this "Official" parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.
Here we have a legacy of lust handed down from mother to daughter, a fate of freakiness that no one can escape, and a house full of hot perverts waiting to fuck the reluctance out of their young proteges. Director Kay Brandt knows what you want, but she's going to give you what you need because she's in control and you should let her do her thing.
We're trying to think of a way in which "Against Her Will" can be interpreted in a consensual and non-rapey way. How about this: Sheridan Love's grandmother bequeathed to her a castle filled with horny servants who are supposed to eat her out, but then they decide to cut Sheridan out of the orgy so they tie her up and fuck each other in front of her and Sheridan's all like, "No! My poor grandmother, this goes against her will!" How's that?
No rice, no Apache Wedding Prayer, No Kahlil Ghibran or Rainer Maria Rilke quotes, no idling limousine; just a simple cock in the ass to signify the beginning of their lives together.
To increase enjoyment of this film, imagine that the pornstars you see slapping their groins together are actually newlywed couples who spent all day and night getting married, going through the rituals, dancing with grandparents at the reception, and traveling to the bed and breakfast where they will finally lose their respective virginities and be so inexplicably skilled in the erotic arts that they have simultaneous orgasms that instantly bond them forever with zero chance for divorce.
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