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Well, it's that time of year again. No, not that - I'm talking about the time of year when no matter what channel you flip to you will find some kind of Christmas movie or holidays special or classic episode of something celebrating some holiday. There is nothing any of us can do to avoid it. So, it is in that spirit that we decided to make this season just a little bit brighter by counting down the Top Ten Holiday Movie Hotties.
Dr. Ruth is as close to a candidate for sainthood as anyone else currently living. Seriously, if you don't think that Dr. Ruth is the best, I will fight you. That's no lie. She recently chatted with Mashable, dropping some tips on how to spice up this holiday season with your special someone.
As George Carlin famously observed, "Have you ever noticed that you don't get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed." Well, you might want to make sure that lots of coats are on the bed, as half of all Americans have had sex in your house while staying over for the holidays. Well not in your house, but in other people's houses.
Today is America's birthday! What better gift to give the nation you love than a fresh load of jizz you worked up on your American computer while watching some truly American gay porn?
The holidays may be over (thank gay god), but that doesn't mean you have to stop jerking off to holiday porn!
This quasi-vintage skin flick follows Andres Moreno, a man who receives a gift from his grandfather that compels him to cheat on his wife with Kurtis Wolfe in a rest stop bathroom.
There are a few great things happening in this series, namely the awesome storyline, the setting, and the brilliant use of the phrase "fucks his phantom ass!"
Happy Independence Day! This is the time of year when we get to celebrate the perks of being an American, and what's more American than dropping your pants and fucking in public?
Since tomorrow is Independence Day, we figured now would be a good time to pay tribute to the stars and stripes and stripped down bodies of the United States of America. We can't celebrate as much as we should with just two films, but we think these do a darn good job of representing what we're about.
What's up with that? Is there such thing as a "love" fetish? Is this video for love fetishists?
Nobody should be without a sweetheart on Valentine's Day, so if you're single like us (and Grindr is down), these kind-hearted pornstars can fill the boyfriend position quite nicely for the next few hours.
Allow us to cut through all the red tape and let you know exactly what your bottom boyfriend really wants for Valentine's Day.
We know, Christmas is over and you want absolutely nothing to do with it for another eleven months. That's cool. We empathize with that. However, you can't just ignore Micaela Schaefer's holiday angel outfit with the pink wings and the monokini. If you don't ogle this angel, it will retroactively ruin her Christmas.
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