What the fuck are they gonna do with that ladder?!
But there's something about watching two real boyfriends do it that feels so... naughty.
But she knows your balls were bluer than that sofa, so she can't blame you.
But sometimes you find that one piece you can't help but just fall in love with. Like this rug.
You've now resorted to not-so-subtle hints that you really want that threesome to happen.
But I imagine it goes a little something like this.
Right after she's done checkin' in all those overdue books.
That's the only kind of push-up you'll ever catch me taking part in.
She may not have that degree she was going for, but she's definitely learned a few things in college.
No time to get on the bed. He's gotta get back before his girl knows he's not really at the gym.
You've gotta know how to multitask. It'll keep all holes and hands full, that's for sure.
She just wants to fuck. She even has a solution for your 'no condoms' problem.
What's the point in putting in that new pool if you're not gonna show it off?
If she's willing to share, then it's only right to return the favor.
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