Fleshbot: Gianna Michaels

Troublemaker Takedown: Penny Flame Vs. Gianna Michaels

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:00:00 EST

Until recently, we thought that Penny Flame and Gianna Michaels were as different as could be—but then we saw them together in a FuckTeamFive video, and, well, these two troublemakers may have more in common than we previously thought. Nevertheless, there are some key differences between the two: with a blog, educational porn line, and, yes, FuckTeamFive, Penny's a very well-rounded girl, while Gianna... well, Gianna's just well-rounded. Take your pick between the two: it's up to you to decide who advances to the next round to face off Jenna Haze.

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Gianna Michaels: From "Everybody Loves Big Boobies Vol. 4" (adameve.com)

Penny Flame: From "Chemistry 4"

Last Week's Winner: Stoya

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Previously: Extreme Pornstar Showdown Archive

Evan Stone Is A "Porn Icon"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:00:00 EST

It seems Hillary Scott's not the only "Icon" in the porn world: thanks to Offset Entertainment and Stunner Studios, Evan Stone will soon be recognized as a "Porn Icon" (though no word on how many bonus discs his DVD will include). We've long known that Evan is a pornstar unlike any other, so we're happy to see some (semi)official recognition of his iconic status. In fact, it kinda makes us feel like celebrating. By which we mean "watching porn." Join us after the jump as Evan takes on the equally legendary Gianna Michaels.

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· Gianna Michaels banged by Evan Stone (pornhub.com)
· Offset, Stunner Studios Team for 'Evan Stone: Porn Icon' (avn.com)

Our Love For Penny Flame Burns Ever Brighter

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

It's hard to believe, but somehow we've found even more reasons to crush out on the darling Penny Flame. How could this be possible? Well, aside from the fact that she's just a ridiculously adorable and fun performer, there's the little matter of two new(ish) Penny Flame projects that we just caught wind of. Yes, it's true: little Penny's all grown up, with her very own blog—My Hot Mess—and FuckTeamFive, a Bang Bros. website she's co-directing with Justice Young. A blogging pornstar who heads up a gonzo, fuck all comers website (and has her very own eduporn line, to boot)? Someone call an ambulance, we're in crush-induced shock. While we're recovering, check out the FuckTeamFive trailer after the jump.

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· My Hot Mess (myhotmess.com)
· FuckTeamFive (fuckteamfive.com)
· Thumbnail from Sexy-Babes (sexy-babes.tv, via Kellyfind)

Vote For Your Next Supreme Commandress

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:00:00 EST

The candidates have spoken, the campaign has run its course... and now it's time for you to pick your new leader. Will it be the steadfast and successful Joanna Angel? Digital Playground darling Stoya? Glamorous geek Justine Joli? Sasha Grey, with her newfound crossover appeal? Adorable Penny Flame? Or perhaps the well-endowed (and well-prepared) Gianna Michaels? The future of Fleshbot is in your hands, dear reader: make your choice after the jump.

Gianna Michaels: She's Got The Assets To Lead

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 14:45:00 EST

As the reigning AVN Unsung Starlet of the Year, Gianna Michaels might rightly be viewed as the underdog in this election—though frankly, we prefer to think of her as a woman of the people. With generous assets and breadth of service, Gianna has shown that she's ready and willing to serve the common man (or woman), tending to each and every need as her duty requires.

While Gianna may not have the proven leadership ability of a Joanna Angel, we feel that her years of service to her community have shown that she's a woman who knows what her people need. And with her impressive endowment, we feel certain she'll be more than capable of making all our hopes and dreams come true.

Polls open at 3PM EST! Keep checking back for more candidate statements!

Meet Your First Round Champions

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:00:40 EDT

After eight grueling weeks of extreme pornstar on pornstar action, we've come to the conclusion of the first round of Extreme Pornstar Showdown. Battles were fought, performers were knocked out of the ring—and sometimes, it got so intense, we couldn't bear to look. But you soldiered on, and you chose your champions. We'll be giving the ladies the week off to recuperate and get ready for round two. In the meantime, check out the updated bracket below, and get ready for some all new Extreme Pornstar Showdown action on November 6.

Round One Roundup:
Belladonna vs. Sasha Grey
Gianna Michaels vs. Alexis Texas
Joanna Angel vs. Dana DeArmond
Faye Valentine vs. Penny Flame
Ava Devine vs. Ava Rose
Jenna Haze vs. Jesse Jane
Mika Tan vs. Stoya
Bree Olson vs. Eva Angelina

Fun With Counting (And Group Sex)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 12:00:00 EDT

One pussy, two pussies, three pussies, four pussies, five pussies... it's good that there aren't more pussies than that, because we were about to lose count. Hey, with all those beautiful women in the room, getting naked and showing off their, um, talents, can you really expect us to focus on counting? Gianna Michaels alone is enough to steal our focus—add in four more girls, and well, it's amazing we can even talk.

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· Five Pussy Surprise (pornhub.com)

Why Not Gianna Michaels?

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:00:00 EDT

Why do we write about some pornstars more than others? Sometimes it's because that's what readers ask for and sometimes it's because you can't escape them. Everywhere we turn on the internet ... there they are! And sometimes, well ... it's just because we like them. That's why Crush Objects© were invented, right? Sometimes, it's a combination of all those things. There are plenty of pornstars and plenty of clips of those pornstars that we could have chosen for this post, but for reasons that may never fully be understood, this Gianna Michaels moment is the one you get. It's probably best not to examine it too closely—some mysteries just shouldn't be explored.

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· Gianna Michaels (Megarotic)

Tits Or Ass: Gianna Michaels Vs. Alexis Texas

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:25:42 EDT

Communism vs. Capitalism. Environmentalism vs. Industrialization. Betty vs. Veronica. Tits vs. Ass. Is there any debate more heated than that last one? Though we don't flatter ourselves to think that we could settle so epic a dispute with one humble poll, we do feel that we've chosen two worthy contenders to defend the honor of their respective erogenous zone in this latest round of Fleshbot's Extreme Pornstar Challenge. Representing Tits is the beautiful, bountiful Gianna Michaels, whose praises we can't sing enough of (try as we might); while the charms are of Ass are represented by the newly crowned Buttwoman Herself, Alexis Texas, with a posterior the size of... well, you know.

So which superstar will come out on top? That's up to you, dear reader; watch the video evidence and cast your vote after the jump. (And good luck while you're at it—when it comes to making a choice like this, we wouldn't even know where to begin.)

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Alexis Texas

Round ass Alexis Texas rides it (pornhub.com)

Gianna Michaels

Gianna Michaels good fucking (pornhub.com)

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Last Week's Winner: Sasha Grey

Previously: Extreme Pornstar Showdown: Let's Get Ready To Rumble!

Busting Out: A Bounty Of Naturally Big Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:05:56 EDT

Big boobs are hardly a rarity in porn — in fact, in many circles they're pretty much a job requirement. But this is one case where familiarity doesn't breed contempt, especially when said big boobs are all natural. And it definitely doesn't mean that we can't celebrate them and satisfy your (repeated!) requests for a big boob roundup at the same time with the following by no means definitive list of busty girls who get us going. Find some of our favorite naturally big-boobed beauties after the jump ... and be sure to tell us all about your own favorites too.

September Carrino

Danielle (busty-legends.com)

Aurora Jolie

Anna Ohura (jheat.com)

Danni Ashe

Moko (burningangel.com)

Aria Valentino

Mary Suicide (suicidegirls.com)

Gianna Michaels

Nicola (burningangel.com)

Has porn warped your perception of what you ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:20:21 EDT

Has porn warped your perception of what you expect to find when you go, well ... anywhere? Maybe your lady doctor doesn't expose quite as much cleavage as Gianna Michaels, but that doesn't mean she's not a good physician! (boobieblog.com)

In Praise Of Gianna (Again)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:50:05 EDT

We've sung the praises of Gianna Michaels many times before. But for those of you who weren't listening—or who need a little extra stimulation to really get the message— this video of Gianna showing off her skills should get the point across. After all, it's not every girl who can deepthroat like that (and if you know of any others, please feel free to introduce us). Is it any wonder why we think she's so special?

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· Gianna Michaels Deepthroat (megarotic.com)

"Point Blank P.O.V." Is The Closest You Will Ever Come To Doing Ashlynn Brooke

DCypher — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:20:27 EDT

With one of the most recognizable props in the business, respect from his colleagues, and a blistering hot contract girlfriend to boot, it was only a matter of time before the affably enthusiastic Tommy Gunn launched his own POV video line. Actually, we're kind of surprised he didn’t try it sooner—like right after he won Male Performer of the Year at the AVN Awards a couple years back. Still, better late than never: his "Point Blank P.O.V.", featuring you-are-almost-there performances by Ashlynn Brooke, Carmen McCarthy, Mackenzee Pierce, Halia Hill, and Gianna Michaels, was worth the wait.

We wonder if using that "Hey baby, I can make you a star!" line worked actually worked for Gunn while he was assemblong the cast for "Point Blank"—though Ashlynn and Gianna were stars already. In any case, we're looking forward to seeing more of the Gunn's other costars in the future too. (As well as more of Gunn. Like we said, the guy is affable!)

Tommy Gunn’s "Point Blank POV" releases this week from New Sensations.

• "Point Blank P.O.V." (.wmv trailer @ newsensations.com)

Gianna Michaels & Co. Serve Up Some "Breast Meat"

DCypher — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:30:30 EDT

Had director Eric Everhard come to us for advice on what to name his brand new tribute to mammoth mammaries and the guys who ~~splooge all over~~ love them, we would have told him that equating such beloved performers as Gianna Michaels to mere slabs of protein might turn off those viewers with more refined sensibilities—to say nothing of vegetarians. But he didn't ask us, and so we have no choice but to offer you a helping of "Breast Meat" for today's hardcore preview.

Then again, do people really pay much attention to porn titles except to make fun of them like we do? After all, the main thing you need to know about the movie is that it stars a bevy of porn beauties of more than ample proportions, including Jordan Star, Carolyn Reese, Laylah Diamond, Riley Evans, and the lovely Monica Foster in addition to aforementioned Fleshbot Crush Object™ Gianna. And in that regard, the title is perfect at least in that it contains the word "breast" in it.

So maybe Everhard was right after all. We'll just stick to writing for you from now on.

• "Breast Meat" (DVD info + more pics @ julesjordanvideo.com)

How To Really Have Sex Like A Porn Star

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:45:31 EDT

Somewhere along the line, "porn star" seems to have become shorthand for "sexy, liberated, confident woman." We're mostly behind this usage, but sometimes it leads to articles that are just, well, weird. Take, for example, the Frisky's recent article "Five Tips For Screwing Like A Porn Star," a solid, sex-positive piece that offers up some age-old advice for getting what you want in the sack. It is all quite lovely—but has absolutely nothing to do with porn in any way.

Let's face it: the kind of sex that porn stars have (on camera, at least), is nothing like the kind of sex that you and I want to be having. Out of necessity, porn sex focuses far more on looking good than on feeling good — a surefire recipe for bedroom disaster. We refute the Frisky's five tips (and provide video evidence from the XXX world).

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1. Be Eager Send him slutty text messages, go commando—when you’re ready for some action, take it!

Porn stars are, first and foremost, performers who are being paid to render a fantasy real. Sure, they should be enthusiastic (shouldn't we all be enthusiastic about our work?), but being overly eager could easily get in the way of a director's vision. Especially if your director is trying to create some bored girl porn:

Young girl is bored by getting fucked (megarotic.com)

2. Tell Him What You Want Don’t be shy! Be explicit. You might worry you’ll sound bossy, but it will actually be dirty talk. And what man doesn’t like that?

Once again: porn is not about the wants and needs of the stars. It's about the director's vision. Sure, some movies are all about girls vocalizing their desires — but quite a few others are about girls lying back and taking it.

Girl forced to take 2 cumshots (megarotic.com)

3. Use Your Backside Guys go crazy for the booty, so don’t be afraid to show it! Sure, from your knees to your waist, there’s cellulite and stretch marks, but he doesn’t care- only you do! If you’re already naked, you know he likes what you got and he wants all of it.

This one we can't refute. Everyone likes the ass.

nice ass shaking (megarotic.com)

4. Accessorize Just like you add earrings, belts, and necklaces to your day look, your night look could always use some accessories. From keeping your heels on, to a leather riding crop, a girl’s gotta have that little eye grabbing something extra.

Right again. Porn stars are known for keeping heels on during sex. But they are kind of uncomfortable. (Even dangerous!)

High Heels Threesome (megarotic.com)

5. Take Care Of #1—Yourself Everything from your nails to your orgasm is your responsibility. If he can’t handle the job, you should finish it off.

Perhaps they meant "Take Care Of #1—The Viewers At Home." Because when you're having sex like a porn star, that's the main thing that matters.

A Dream Team Blowjob: Gianna, Shyla Stylez (megarotic.com)

· The Frisky’s Five Tips For Doin’ It Like A Professional (thefrisky.com)
· Thumbnail from Playful Hands (fhg.playfulhands.com, via Ask Jolene)

Pleasantly Plump: Girls Who Prove That More Is More

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:45:51 EDT

When venerable Fleshbot commenter PCBHo requested a roundup of "chubby girls" as part of our new Fleshbot Requests initiative, we couldn't wait to fulfill her request. 'Cause, well, she's not the only one who's into those kind of girls. Yes, it's true: we're not just fans of Gianna Michaels's pretty face, we're also pretty into her big round booty and bountiful boobs. For those in search of a little extra padding, we offer up a few of the most pleasantly plump girls we know. (Or at least would like to know a little better, but we had to start somewhere.)

Natasha Nice

Sin (deviantnation.com)

Amber Peach

Rucca Page

Sara Stone

Whisky (burningangel.com)

Abbey Brooks

Gianna Michaels

Eliska (suicidegirls.com)

Sabina Leigh (sabina-leigh.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Request Archive

We've always believed in the power of boobs ...

Jonnobot — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:35:29 EDT

We've always believed in the power of boobs here at Fleshbot, but using them to power an iPod isn't exactly what we had in mind. Still, if it means that someday lucky women like Gianna here will be able to go that much longer without having to charge their personal entertainment devices, then ... uh, more power to them! (slate.com)

"Phat Ass Tits 5": What's In A Name?

DCypher — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:20:47 EDT

Once in a great while porn takes a gigantic artistic and conceptual leap forward, destroying conventional stereotypes of what the medium should be and creating a genre-defying new paradigm that occupies the space between mainstream entertainment and morally challenging adult fare. And once again, this is not that movie: in fact, there is nothing even remotely challenging about the fifth installment of Fuxsion's "Phat Ass Tits" series. But perhaps that's just as well.

So what if we will never see director Anton Slayer receiving a shiny gold statuette from the likes of Jack Nicholson or Sally Field? As long as he continues to showcase the talents of performers like Gianna Michaels, Whitney Stevens, Mikayla, Angelina Valentine, Megan Monroe, and the ever popular and erotically violent Nikki Benz, the continued devotion by horny porn fans and phat ass tit fanciers like us will be ample reward enough for his life's work.

There is every possibility that Fuxsion chose that banal title intentionally, subtly yet fully acknowledging the fact that it's our baser desires which always trump our nobler ones. Or maybe they simply chose it because the movie is, in fact, full of phat ass tits? We can only ponder the possibilities. You, on the other hand, are free to enjoy the preview pictures below without having to come up with three paragraphs' worth of commentary on them. Consider yourself lucky.

· "Phat Ass Tits 5" (metrointeractive.com)

"Ready Wet Go 5" Is Good Clean Fun

DCypher — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:20:47 EDT

The lowered standards of many gonzo titles we've seen lately have left us feeling pretty bummed out, after all, when we watch porn we expect to see hot chicks and hung guys who look like they enjoy fucking each other, not something that looks like leaked interrogation footage shot by Rick Solomon at Abu Ghraib. Fortunately, the fifth release in Third Degree's unique "Ready Wet Go" series is full of nothing but enthusaistic performers working hard to earn your love and attention. Then again, what else would you expect after seeing Fleshbot Crush Object Gianna smiling at you from the cover?

The only problem people might have with the DVD is the nature of the Ready Wet Go" series itself. Is it merely just gonzo series? Is it an oil fetish spectacular (and if so, why doesn't it say so in the title)? Or is it simply something made for anyone who appreciates callipygian women with various glistening substances all over their bodies?

Ultimately, though, such fine-grained matters of classification are besides the point. What's important here is that Gianna is joined by Diana Doll, Brittney Stevens, Brianna Luv, and the amazing Alexis Texas, all of whom turn in some pretty great performances without anything like plot or atmosphere to get in the way—and who all look like they're having a hell of a good time doing it. Whatever you want to call it, you can't ask more from your porn than that.

· Order: "Ready Wet Go 5" (Adult DVD Empire)
·3rd Degree (thirdmovies.com)

Boobpedia: Like Wikipedia ... For Boobs!

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:40:12 EDT

Finally, someone's created a user-editable encyclopedia that we actually have something to contribute to: Boobpedia, the encyclopedia of big boobs, lovingly catalogs the well-endowed ladies, with sections for celebrities, porn stars, models, and even amateurs. From Adrianna Lynn to Zuzanna Drabinova (with a special stop for Gianna Michaels along the way): if the breasts are big, and there are pictures to prove it, they're listed here. And if they're not, you can add them yourself. As far as we're concerned, it's things like this that totally justify the existence of the internet. (Well, that and LOLcats, of course.)

· Boobpedia (boobpedia.com, via Badgirl's Hotbox)

This Just In: "Porn Stars Like It Big"

DCypher — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:14:17 EDT

For untold generations, mankind has argued about the size of the boat versus the motion of the ocean ... and still hasn't come up with a definitive answer yet. After having their sleep-deprived staff pore over thousands of hours of stock pornography (not to mention evidence from their own fine family of paysites), however, one company has finally come to a definitive scientific conclusion. Sorry guys—this one might sting a little: from their world headquarters near the Nobel Institute in Oslo, Brazzers has announced this week that porn stars most definitely like it big, which should bring an end to the debate once and for all.

Whether you're a rocket scientist or not, Gina Lynn, Nikki Benz, Gianna Michaels, Carmella Bing, Shyla Stylez, Lichelle Marie, Sandra Romain, and Sienna West supply all the empirical evidence you need to show that porn stars really are different from the rest of us in their taste for outsized members (or not so different, if all of those Enzyte commercials are to be believed.) The skeptical among us may question whether their typically diminutive hands and mouths aren't skewing the data somewhat, but you can choose to believe whatever you want if it makes you feel better. We certainly are.

· Order: "Porn Stars Like It Big" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)
· See also: Porn Stars Like It Big (paysite @ pornstarslikeitbig.com)

Flesh Flicks: I Quit

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:33:26 EDT

It's been over two years since I joined the crew here at Fleshbot and started doing these daily Flesh Flicks posts, and in all that time there's been something I've wanted to say but never had the courage to until now: I hate porn. It is vile and disgusting and it debases everyone, from the actors who star in it to the cameramen (and it's always men) who film it to the poor lonely souls who touch themselves while paying to watch it. You can only imagine what it's been like for me to wallow in this swamp this entire time. Sure, I've made a living and the working conditions weren't horrible, but at what cost? It has drained all joy from my sex life, and I may never again be able to maintain a healthy relationship with another person. (My current girlfriend, though, is very patient and understanding and even occasionally watches this filth with me as a show of solidarity. She's a real trouper.)

Before I leave, though, I'd like to offer this one final video as a cautionary tale. I once met Gianna Michaels in person and after seeing what a nice, cheerful girl she is, it pains me to see her bound and gagged for the titillation of others. To hear her moan with erotic fervor simply for entertainment. And to watch her beautiful, milky breasts heave up and down as she pleasures herself to ecstatic multiple orgasms. Awful! But no more!

This site has ruined too many lives with its devotion to "sex positive" adult entertainment, and I won't be a part of it anymore. I'm looking forward to being sex negative from now on, thank you very much, and I can only hope the rest of you—readers and fellow editors alike—will heed my example and turn your back on this scourge before it's too late. And Gianna, if you see this, I want to help you too! Just give me a call and we'll get through this ... together. (Hopefully the girlfriend will be understanding about that too.)

· "Gianna Michaels" (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Studies In Niche Marketing: "Big Tits At School"

DCypher — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 16:13:59 EST

Long known by many for their generosity in providing ten second porn preview clips to TGP galleries everywhere, Brazzers has emerged as one of the top providers for big boob content on the web these days — and since joining forces with Jules Jordan Video last month to release DVDs (which sounds like a superhero pairup worthy of a special edition comic book), their profile is higher than ever. Despite whatever you might think, though, big boobs don't just sell themselves —which is why they're releasing the second hybrid schoolgirl porn video to slide across our screens this week, the unimaginitively titled "Big Tits At School".

As you can seen the preview pics look decent enough, with appearances by the divine Gianna, Kate Frost, and Eva Angelina alongside lesser known performers all working on their sex arithmetic with the help of a few turgid rulers. And yet ... delicious hooters and schoolroom props aside, we can't help but feel like we've seen this all before: it all seems a bit too flat lit and generic. Maybe it's time someone took the trouble to really overhaul this particular curriculum?

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

While those of us in certain snowbound parts ...

Jonnobot — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:14:35 EST

While those of us in certain snowbound parts of the country count the days until winter is officially over, it's nice to be reminded that Gianna Michaels and her Scoreland sisters have their own natural ways to keep warm. Oh, and we guess romping around naked on a beach together doesn't hurt either. (bigboobsalert.com)

Mac Or Windows: Who Spends The Most On Sex Gadgets?

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 17:08:23 EST

Because Fleshbot staff meetings frequently devolve into all-out flogging battles over who is running the superior operating system on their laptop, we often wonder which brand of computer attracts the kinkiest, freakiest and perviest users. Well, UK sex toy emporium LoveHoney decided to find out through a totally scientific study of their online customer base. The verdict?

Windows PC users rack up way more page views per visit, which means they take their time to peruse as many options as possible when browsing for vibrators, dildos and the like. However, when it comes time to plunk down the credit card and actually purchase that new bedroom plaything, it's the Mac users who spend more money on average to secure the perfect object to to stick inside themselves. (We just hope it's compatible!)

So what does it all mean? Are Windows users practical, thrifty consumers or indecisive cheapskates? Are Macheads richer and hornier than your average shopper or do they simply get off on paying extra money to own any new gadget with a shiny surface? And Linux users? You don't even want to know what those freaks are into ...

· Mac v Windows: Who Spends The Most on Sex Toys? (lovehoney.co.uk)
· Thumbnail of the one thing we can all agree on, Gianna Michaels (via danni.com, via kellyfind.com)

In Praise Of Gianna

Jonnobot — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 17:20:30 EST

Along with such stalwarts as "Best Fem-Dom Strap-On Release" and the always provocative "Best Overall Marketing Campaign - Individual Project", one of our favorite categories at the AVN Awards is the newish "Unsung Starlet of the Year" honor. We might not be completely clear about what the nominating criteria are, but we have no doubt at all that the thoroughly delightful Gianna deserved to win it this year more than anyone we can think of. Not quite on the rarefied level of a contract girl, and not so ubiquitous that we even came close to seeing her too much this year, the presence of Gianna in any movie is a virtual guarantee that you're in for one of her trademark good-time sloppy blowjobs and the chance to ogle one of the most magnificent set of boobs in the industry. See a few reasons why we've never been shy about singing Gianna's praises after the jump.

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Flesh Flicks: Let's Make A Deal With Gianna

Gianna in "My First Porn 7"

Gianna Michaels Avoids Stereotypes

Gianna's Magic Boobs

Gianna: Curvy Amateur (gallery @ yourdirtymind.com)

More Gianna galleries: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 (TGP/preview galleries via Ask Jolene

See also: Gianna Michaels Brazzers Collection (XXX previews @ xxxgianna.com)

Fleshbot's 2007 Crush Objects Of The Year

Jonnobot — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 15:30:55 EST

It's that time of year again ... time to kick back with a nice tall glass of ~~Night Train~~ fine champagne and reflect on all our professional accomplishments of the last twelve months, Fortunately, what professional accomplishments we can lay claim to generally involve looking at gorgeous naked babes, which always makes our year-end wrapup of the top ten crush objects who set our hearts a-flutter a particularly pleasant task.

This year's crush object list was derived from a secret formula involving nominations by Fleshbot contributors; number of times they were mentioned on the site; a patented coefficient extracted from each subject's astrological chart; and a subjective measure of how much each one of us wanted to date and/or cook a morning after breakfast for each one of the crush objects in question. Find out who they are after the jump.

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10.

Pixie Pearl
According to a certain member of the Fleshbot staff, Burning Angel's Pixie Pearl is "the girl that keeps me up at night." No, we won't tell you who it is ... but Pixie, if a certain Fleshbot staff member approaches you in public sometime and throws herself at your feet in an insomniac frenzy, don't say we didn't warn you.

9.

Monique Alexander
Vivid's wonderful contract star actually smiles at the camera. Who does that anymore? We applaud her courage in not sticking her finger coyly in her mouth at every opportunity and slapping her own ass. We would like to reserve that right for ourselves.

8.

Brandi Belle
The always delightful Brandi Belle manages to set herself apart from all those other amateur and solo gal sites out there by a geeky sense of humor and some genuinely hot setups for her videos. If her stunts haven't made the initials "CFNM" sexy for you ... well, you haven't been paying close enough attention.

7.

Jenny Hendrix
The hardest-working woman in porn, Jenny Hendrix hasn't even taken a nap since July. The world recently teetered at the brink of the abyss when she toyed with the idea of getting new boobs, but she has decided against it for the time being. At 22, she has at least three more months before things start going horribly wrong.

6.

Sophie Howard
It was hard to pick up a lad mag this year without running smack into Sophie Howard's magnificent rack. Fortunately, running into Sophie Howard's rack is something we can't see ourselves getting sick of anytime soon.

5.

Eve ("Iga") Wyrwal
It came from Poland ... the mysterious Eve Wyrwal, that is, who was suddenly everywhere you looked on the babelog scene as "Iga" this fall and then started appearing under her even more consonant-heavy modeling name in the pages of lad mags not long after. Whatever she decides to call herself, we hope she sticks around for a while. (As long as she doesn't keep adding to her aliases; we're having a hard enough time keeping track of her appearances as it is.)

4.

Stoya
Stoya is more than just Digital Playground's attempt at going Alt (whatever that means), but her non-mainstream porn pedigree is so much different—God's Girls, Lzrbunny—from the Hawaiian Tropics via Hooters route taken by Jesse Jane that she is already the highest-profile contract girl with tats since Janine Lindemulder and the recently-departed Sophia Santi.

3.

Maria Ozawa
Maria Ozawa would have made Bill Murray's character in "Lost in Translation" stay in Japan. (So what if she's half Canadian?)

2.

Gianna Michaels
Had Michaels been around at the time of the great Renaissance artists no work would have been done, aside from them crawling over each other to get at her. (Save for Michelangelo of course; he didn't go in for the boobies. Well, more for us.)

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Sasha Grey
Next year Sasha Grey turns 20, and she will no longer be America's Sexy Mopey Teen. Luckily for us there is the Porno-Indistrial Complex which will ensure that she is in pigtails and plaid skirts until she's at least 26. With luck, by then she will have blown up Chatsworth.

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See also Fleshbot's Crush Object Hall Of Fame:

2005's Crush Object Of The Year

Joanna Angel

2006's Crush Object Of The Year

Dana DeArmond

(And all the other crush objects who made our 2005 and 2006 lists. We'll always have a place in our hearts for you too.)

Porn Of The Moment: "Heavy Duty"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:51:22 EDT

When I hear the phrase "Heavy Duty", I think of trucks and detergent, both of which are intensely pleasing to me. The delightful human-sized Gianna Michaels' appearance in a porn movie called "Heavy Duty" might seem to some to be exploitive and sizeist, but consider that most porn stars are literally the size of circus peanuts and realize that it's not wrong, Baby, it's terribly right.

Maybe it should be called "Relatively Heavy Duty" or "Heavier Duty Than Most", but my job is to inspire porn, not title it.

· Diabolic (diabolicxxx.com)
· Buy "Heavy Duty" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn of the Moment Archive

Hello again, Gianna Michaels. We've become ...

Fleshbot — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:25:09 EDT

Hello again, Gianna Michaels. We've become awfully fond of looking at your amazing boobs in all their naked glory over the years, but we have to admit that mesh bodysuit looks pretty damn good on you too. (diary.ru/~StrangeEros)

Watching TV With Belladonna

Fleshbot — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:08:19 EDT

Via a series of mini-interviews with several of porn's shining lights (including current Fleshbot crush object Gianna Michaels in the opening seconds of the clip, even!) at Erotica LA a few weeks ago, TV Guide's John Henson proved that pornstars are just like everyone else when it comes to their television viewing habits, even if they probably go through more anti-bacterial hand sanitizer in their day jobs than the rest of us do. (Also: Do you think Belladonna would say yes if we asked her to come over one Saturday morning to watch cartoons at our place? Just wondering.)

· "What Do Porn Stars Watch On TV?" (YouTube - thanks Nick)

Previously: Erotica LA 2007, Fleshbot Facials Archive

Gianna Michaels Avoids Stereotypes

Gram Ponante — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 20:21:03 EDT

Like you, we are fascinated with Gianna Michaels, and everything she does, and is. But we worried tonight that her meteoric rise and resultant ubiquity might have made her sad, and hollow. Why did we think this? Because she was wearing all black.

"You're wearing all black, Gianna," we observed at the Evil Angel booth. "Have you become evil?" (We thought she might be pulling a Hollywood Hulk Hogan.)

"Yes," she said. Then she reconsidered.

"No," she said. "I'm just wearing black."

"Thank God," we said, looking directly at her breasts. - GP

· Gianna Michaels (xxxgianna.com)
· Evil Angel (evilangel.com)

Previously: Gianna's Magic Boobs, Pornstars Archive

Busty Legends

Fleshbot — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:20:24 EDT

As George Orwell might have said had he been a bigger breast fancier than the literary record indicates, "All boobs are equal, but some boobs are more equal than others." Ponder the reasons why certain funbags float to the top of the hooter heap as you peruse the extra-generous helping of remarkable mammaries at Busty Legends. It's bought to you by the folks at babelog favorite Big Boobs Alert, so you can be sure there's a practiced curatorial eye in the proceedings: rather than focus on just any big boobs, however, the site concentrates on those models who have made a particular name for themselves in the babelog firmament, from Page 3 gal Adele Stephens to exotic beauty Yurizan Beltran with several overflowing fistfuls of soft and round TGP and preview gallery goodness sandwiched in between. You may never want to come up for air.

· Busty Legends (Beta) (busty-legends.com)
· Thumbnail: Jana Defi, Erica Campbell, Jaime Hammer and Maggie Green (@ bigboobsalert.com)

Previously: Taschen's "Big Book Of Breasts", Breast Enlargement Simulator, Art Boobs, Meet Milena Velba, Meet Nadine Jansen, Naturbusen!, The Megamammammmonastery, "Busty Cops 2", All Natural Beauties, Big Breast Archive Videos, Mastasia: (Very) Big Boob Fantasies, The Page Of Boobs, Best Big Boobs of 2006,Boob News @ Bakunyuu Dialog, Chesty Morgan Tribute

Flesh Flicks: Let's Make A Deal With Gianna

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 08 May 2007 17:46:44 EDT

We've been hearing a lot about how tough the real estate market is these days, what with all those sub-prime bankruptcy foreclosures or whatever (we haven't been listening that closely), but does Gianna Michaels really have to stoop to fucking her clients just make a sale? And is the porn business so slow, that Gianna had to get a real estate license and a second job to pay the bills? Maybe she should take up a more stable occupation, like blacksmith or skywriter. Of course, knowing her she'd probably end up finding a way to have sex on those jobs too. Like they say: It's not really work, if you love what you're doing.

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· Full Length, Big Tits At Work! (xxxuploads.com)
· Big Tits At Work (bigtitsatwork.com)

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Previously: 818 Movie Locations: Where The Magic Happens, Gianna's Magic Boobs, Flesh Flicks Archives

Gianna and Lisa Sparxxx Are Brutally Frank

Gram Ponante — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:00:34 EDT

Am I wrong to think that all women with large breasts are sassy, uninhibited, and no-nonsense? Perhaps I would be if I applied those standards to the lady from whom I buy breakfast burritos or that hot nun. But based solely on every conversation I have ever had with large-breasted porn performers—even transsexuals—I will stick by that horrible prejudice.

Here are the delightful Lisa Sparxxx and Gianna in Naughty America's "Thanks for the Mammories", the only thing unfortunate about which is the title. Everything else is great.- GP

· Naughty America (naughtyamerica.com)
· Buy "Thanks for the Mammories #1" (gamelink.com)

Porn Vegas Dispatch: Gianna's Magic Boobs

Fleshbot — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 18:27:21 EST

Sure, anyone can go to the 2007 AVN Expo in Las Vegas this week and stand in line for a photo op with a porn star, but how many people can say they were able to get the ever-delightful Gianna to not only sign one of her boobs for us but actually give it to us to take home, where it will make an endlessly amusing paperweight, pincushion, or carpal tunnel-alleving wrist pad? Well, anyone with five bucks to spare, actually: Gianna (along with fellow pornstresses Sunny Lane and Tera Patrick) was signing away souvenir mammaries from her magically limitless supply at the first day of the expo today for B.A.B.E.; all proceeds will benefit breast cancer research and awareness. Sure beats taking home a signed glossy of Ron Jeremy. (Besides, we already have one of those from last year.)

· B.A.B.E.: Breast Awareness Benefits Everyone (babe-a-rella.org)
· Fleshbot's 2007 AVN Expo Coverage