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Flesh Flicks: Revenge Of The Nerd

Nerds! They never know how to say the right thing around women. Take this guy in the glasses—the specs clearly indicate that he is "complete nurd," of course—who simply tries to say something instructive (i.e., nerdy) to this young woman, but of course he says it in the wrong language and offends her. Her only recourse is to fuck his brains out, because nerds are afraid of sex, so that's really the only way to teach them a lesson. It's true! The next time a nerd says something awkward to your face, give him (or her) some head and you'll find they change their tune pretty darn quick. More »

5:00 PM on Thu Jul 17 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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Latest by n/a: To be frank, he claims that he's actually rather into blondes, then he gets pushed... (She: "Now, what about those blondes?" - He: "What blondes?") A bit later he expresses doubts that it could be a scheme of her to more »

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"A Series Of Controversial Dildonics": Think Globally, Fap Locally

San Francisco's annual Arse Elektronika events sees the sexiest of the geeky (or the geekiest of the sexy) trying to outnerd each other with fabulous sexual inventions that are impractical, implausible, and exactly what you want for Christmas. It's also a great way for tinkerers of this sort to experiment with new and wacky ideas. Like, say, a vibrator that's hooked up to the U.S. Geological Survey and only buzzes when there's an earthquake somewhere in the world: you just plug it in, turn it on, and ... wait for a completely unpredictable natural disaster! Only trouble is that when your own "Big One" finally arrives, it's tempered by the realization that a building might have collapsed somewhere with people trapped inside. Talk about a buzzkill. More »

1:45 PM on Thu Jun 19 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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Justine Joli: From Girl On Girl To Girl On Game

When she's not busy looking hotter in a t-shirt than any gal has a right to, World's Hottest Geek Justine Joli has also been upping her nerdy cred with a new writing gig reviewing video games for Complex's DasGamer. Knowing her qualifications as intimately as we do, we think Justine is an excellent choice for the job: she's smart, knows her way around a gaming console, and will have no trouble at all getting her fellow geeks to pay attention to her. After the jump, check out the DasGamer video introducing Justine to their audience ... and giving us all a peek behind the scenes at a recent photo shoot. More »

12:25 PM on Fri Jun 13 2008
By Lux Nightmare
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Hide Your Porn DVDs In Mysterious Magic Box

Porn collectors who want to build a library of filthy, filthy smut inevitably run into two problems—a lack of space and a lack of shame. Because you've spent all your money on DVDs, you probably don't have a house big enough to hold them all, and even though your friends and loved ones are cool with your obsession, maybe you would still prefer that they not know that you own the entire "Rim My Gape" series. Once again, technology saves the day! The Disc Manager 100 holds 100 DVDs in a small white box that is compact, stylish and—most important of all—does not have the word "Cum" or "Whores" written anywhere on it. More »

10:03 AM on Fri May 30 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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Scribd is apparently some sort of Web 2.0 (note the missing vowel) document sharing website that has built up quite a following despite the fact that we've never heard of it. How did they do it? Porn, of course! So naturally, now that the site is popular (and investors are likely getting nervous) they've decided to ban adult content. (That would be upsetting if it wasn't so typical.) Hey, porn bloggers probably need whatever service it is that they provide too! (centernetworks.com + techcrunch.com)

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Teledildonics And You: How One Company Could Control The Future Of Sex

Have you had a orgasm recently? Good for you! Were you helped along with some technical assistance, specifically from a little buzzing friend? Then you probably owe someone money. You see, there's a big little company called Immersion and while we're not sure exactly what they make or build, they do hold pretty much every patent imaginable in the field of haptics or "force feedback" technology (i.e., things that vibrate when you play with them.) That market mostly consists of shaky videogame controllers and teledildonics devices. For example, Immersion has filed and won a lawsuit against Sony that would prevent them from selling their Playstation controllers in the U.S.; it's currently under appeal. Of course, even a company like Immersion doesn't want to get down and dirty with people who make sex toys, so they've licensed their patents that might apply to sexual devices to the mysteriously named Internet Services, LLC—and then let those guys sue sex companies that violate them. If you thought that was confusing, pay attention, because it get weirder ... More »

2:10 PM on Fri May 16 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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Latest by LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: So they won the patent decision against Sony's Playstation? I sure most guys with a playstation would happily give up their controllers to play with one Immersion's toys with a hot gal on the end... more »

The Teeny Weeny USB drive would the perfect place to hide your porn if your porn collection didn't require more hard drive space than the Library of Congress. And you can save the jokes about "pulling out early," because they made that one already. (teenyweenydrive.com)

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Are you a Twitterhead? So are we (apparently!) Yes, Fleshbot now has its very own Twitter feed for you to subscribe to that will deliver the headlines from all our top stories directly into your brain! At least, that's our understanding of the technology. We honestly don't follow half of what those IT guys are saying to us. (twitter.com)

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Always on the cutting edge of science and nerdery, the fantasy roleplayers at io9 point us to this story of the latest attempt at a real-life Orgasmatron—a metal box that you attach to your spine (ouch!) and triggers your best, most powerful o-face on command. Only $12,000 (ouch again!), but if it works it's totally worth its weight in lube. (latimes.com, via io9.com)

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Well, it looks like the HD format war is over, so we can stop hearing about how porn was going to decide it all. Now you can throw that HD DVD player you didn't buy (no one actually owns one of those things right?) in the back of your closet with your Betamax tapes. (reuters.com)

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Scientists discover that most technological advances develop because somebody, somewhere just wanted to get off. One doc says: "Nothing shocks me now, although I'm frequently surprised at how ingenious people are in order to obtain sexual satisfaction." To which we say ... um, duh. (vnunet.com)

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Exclusive: Nerd Girl X Talks Nerdy To Us

There's no shortage of 1337 lust around the sekrit underground Fleshbot colo where we keep the fembot interns in training, but give us a little whiff of explicit girly geekery and we're all over that nerd babe action almost faster than the girls at Nerd Girl X can make a resplendently retro joystick disappear. Oh, and they've also got cute geek lust comics, articles, a shop, and a roster of girls who think geek in creative sets from games to cosplay. We made some small talk with the h4wt amateur paysite about port sniffing and exchanging packets, and got an exclusive gallery just for you, after the jump. (And if you didn't understand much of what I just wrote, just go look at the nerdy hotties sharing all their warez with us after the jump.) More »

1:02 PM on Tue Feb 5 2008
By Violet Blue
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Latest by Tits McGee: ::swoons:: more »

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Nudar: GPS For Boobies

We've all been there before—driving down a lonely highway in the middle of night, not really sure where you are or if you have enough gas to make it to the next station, when suddenly a beacon rises above the horizon signaling the oasis you've been searching for: "Strip Club. Next Exit." But in this interconnected, wi-fi, super-surveyed world, why go through all that stress? Nudar wants to take the pain away by mapping the world ... the strip club world. They want to build a database of any place on Earth where you can find bare boobs—wet t-shirt bars, nude beaches, New Orleans—and then send that data to you anywhere in the world via your GPS device. It's like the tits come to you! Plus, this way when you run out of singles and end up face down in the parking lot, your loved ones will know where to come pick you up.

· NUDAR - GPS for Strip Clubs & Nudity (nudar.com)

12:30 PM on Fri Jan 18 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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Latest by NUDAR: @BillyBigRigg: Great idea. We will do it! more »

Thankfully, no one was talking about it at any of the AVN Expo afterparties we went to, but a lot of big decisions were apparently being made last week by porn studios and mainstream studios regarding HD DVD and Blu Ray (which may finally be winning the high-definition format war.) When you watch all your porn on a 13-inch laptop monitor, those kinds of considerations rarely come into play. (Kotaku + digitaljournal.com)

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AVN Tips & Tricks: CES Badges Not Valid At Porn Convention


It's not a total coincidence that the Consumer Electronics Show (the Super Bowl of geek world) and the Adult Entertainment Expo are both held just yards apart in the same expo center in the same city on the very same week in January; AEE was spun off from CES several years ago. So what's a bored computer salesman on a junket to do with his lunch break? Why not head over to the porn convention right next door? Except ... not so fast, bub. Security is tighter than you might think ... and as you can see here, an ugly fate befalls all who attempt to cross the great divide.

· Video by Richard Blakeley

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8:10 PM on Wed Jan 9 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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Of course, we had to learn from our Level 60 orc brothers over at Kotaku that World of Whorecraft has changed its name yet again and is now known as Whorelore (Trademark? What trademark?), plus the new "season" of their magically delicious porn is now available. See, never leaving your game room does have its advantages. (Kotaku + whorelore.com)

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Our nerdy Gizmodo brothers forgot to tell us about their contest to find the most inappropriate place to be reading a tech blog. We would have held our own competition here, but we just assumed that every single entry would look like this (and would be completely appropriate, of course.) (Gizmodo)

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The Nerdcore calendar has become such a big deal that it even has its own launch party—in the back of a comic book store, of course. No offense, but we're guessing that place doesn't see a lot of naked babes very often. (destructoid.com)

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