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When a friend drops by Fleshbot Central unexpectedly and we find ourselves having to tell them that that we’re unable to take a break to go grab a Frappuccino because we’re hard at work, we usually get one of four responses:
1. “I thought that was just a wrench in your pocket! Har!”
2. “I thought you were just happy to see me! Har!”
3. A quick grope, followed by “Doesn’t seem that hard! Har!”
4. A breathy “Well, let me see what I can do to ease your workload …” as they drop to their knees behind our sleek mahogany desks.
(We’re just kidding about #4. We don’t have desks.)