As you're no doubt aware, Daniel Radcliffe graduated from big boy acting school earlier this year when he completed a well-reviewed stint on the London stage in a revival of Peter Shaffer's "Equus." Despite the massive hype surrounding the play's notorious full-frontal nude scene, West End theatergoers managed to go the entire four-month run without once sneaking a dark, blurry camera phone shot of naked celebrity penis and leaking it onto the internet. So polite, those British! Now that the production has moved to Broadway, surely American audiences would exercise a similar level of restraint and decorum and honor the restriction on photography? Uh ... guess again; apparently, it took exactly one preview performance for that little charade to come to end. After the jump, behold some grainy, distant views of Harry Potter's wang. What a night at the theater!
Let's face it: Tuesdays can be a little dull. We've finished gossiping about last weekend's shenanigans, and we haven't yet started thinking about what we're doing next weekend. The new "Project Runway" is still a whole 36 hours away. And we can't even make any naughty puns like we can with "hump day"! So, left with nothing to do but catch up on our reading, you can imagine our surprise as we flipped nonchalantly through the New York Times' slideshow of movie bigwig Roland Emmerich's London home and saw a shot of his bedroom—complete with a bear daddy bedside portrait, an implicitly kinky punching bag, and a giant stainless steel dildo. Yeah, it's disguised as a digital clock, but it's still a dildo. Yet another sign of the studied hipness of the Gray Lady's Style section, or a sexy byproduct of some photo editor's failing eyesight? Click the thumbnail for a larger view and decide for yourself.
Have you ever wondered what porn would be like if it were more ... you know, educational? If it didn't come in boxes that were adorned with so many of those HOT! and EROTIC! exclamation points? Well take a look at this curiously capitalized (and neither hot nor erotic) "International Guide to the Fine Art of FELLATIO", featuring such forgotten gay porn semi-legends as Michael Braun, Lon Flexx, T.J. Anderson, Eddy Crane and other well-coiffed hunks of 1989. You'll meet interesting people who may or may not have attended one too many AA meetings ("I'm Michael Braun, and I love to suck cock")! You'll learn useful things ("Sucking cock should be a hot experience for both the sucker and the suckee")! And when all is said and done, you'll earn a well-deserved pat on the back ("Congratulations. You're now driving your partner wild"). Has anyone mentioned this to that "Welcome to My Home" lady?
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