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Go East, Young Person: Fleshbot's Asian Model Roundup

We wouldn't exactly say that we have a full-on fetish for Asian models—we can quit anytime, seriously!—but the sight of a lovely Asian woman has always made our hearts skip a beat or two. And we see that we're not the only ones. Thankfully, you don't have to go too far to find a beautiful Asian woman, especially when you're in Fleshbot country. After the jump, a few of our favorite Asian and Asian-American starlets. (And if this list isn't enough to satisfy you, there's always AsianModelPalooza on Saturday. It is an awfully big continent, you know.)

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Is That A Hat On Your Head, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Does the hat make the woman? Or does the woman make the hat? We could spend all day trying to figure that one out—or we could spend all day looking at naked women in hats (as per this request). We think the right choice is obvious. Oh, and the gentlemen reading this at home are kindly requested to please remove their own hats and caps. Show some respect, will ya?

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Slap Happy: Top Ten Spanking Videos

Even if you're not into things like BDSM, is there anything more arousing than a light slap across the ass? (OK, maybe hard slap across the ass if you do happen to be a connoisseur about such things ... but beyond that, there isn't much we can think of.) For today's video roundup, we thank Fleshbot commenter lustylady for reminding us of the pleasures of smacked flesh. As for the rest of you: you've been very bad. And you know what happen to our readers when they've been bad ... More »

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Trim 'N Tidy: A Little Bush Goes A Long Way

Hair styles may come and go, but our love for a nicely trimmed bush is evergreen. In these days when baring it all seems to be all the rage, it's nice to see girls who aren't afraid to keep a bit of hair down there—even if they're still firm believers in the idea that you don't have to fight through the forest to get to the picnic. If you happen to be one of the many who agree with us, we invite you to meet some of finely coiffed friends after the jump. (And if you don't ... well, that comment thread is still open for you to tell us what you like, you know.) More »

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Fire Down Below: Fleshbot's Redhead Roundup

You asked (too many times to count), so we had no choice it was our pleasure to listen: it seems that redheaded girls are truly the ones who make your collective hearts beat faster, and who are we to deprive you of what makes you happy? We'd come up with some cute little pun about fire and how hot these models are, but you know that already. After all, you asked for them! (And yes, we know at least a few of these babes would have been just as comfortable in our fine freckled friend roundup as well. Don't forget, you asked for that too.)

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Fleshbot Calendar Summer doldrums got you down? Has the humidity drained your sweat glands and your will to live? Maybe you can find a way to cool off—and then maybe sweat some more—by staying indoors! Check out upcoming sex- and porn-related events on the Fleshbot Calendar ... and be sure to submit your own to calendar [at] fleshbot [dot] com.

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Pleasantly Plump: Girls Who Prove That More Is More

When venerable Fleshbot commenter PCBHo requested a roundup of "chubby girls" as part of our new Fleshbot Requests initiative, we couldn't wait to fulfill her request. 'Cause, well, she's not the only one who's into those kind of girls. Yes, it's true: we're not just fans of Gianna Michaels's pretty face, we're also pretty into her big round booty and bountiful boobs. For those in search of a little extra padding, we offer up a few of the most pleasantly plump girls we know. (Or at least would like to know a little better, but we had to start somewhere.) More »

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Small Boobs Need Love Too

In the world of porn, bigger is usually thought of as better: big hard cocks, bra busting boobs, big teased hair. But here at Fleshbot, we like to celebrate all sizes — especially when it comes to boobs. And it seems we're not the only ones who feel that way. As severn123 made abundantly clear, a little bit of tit can go a long, long way. For the days when more than a mouthful is more than enough, we offer up a selection of our favorite members of the itty bitty titty committee. They're all beautiful, and not a one over a B cup.

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The Ignominious Return Of Porn Review Haikus: International MILF Edition

"Slutty fuck toys give in to their dripping wet desires and take a deep dicking that is nothing short of spectacular. Cock crazed cuties get a pussy pounding that leaves their steamy slits red and raw," reads the Grammy-winning liner notes of "Mommy, Granny & Me"—which tells us nothing about the three generations of compounded shame within. Hence this haiku:

For nine Thanksgivings
Granny just basted herself
It's why Grandpa died.

More versification after the jump.

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You Asked For It: Pierced Girls Make Everyone Happy

If you're wondering how to get your own appeal noticed amongst the dozens of your fellow readers who responded to our inaugural Fleshbot Request feature yesterday, we suggest you follow the example of commenter lovernotafighter who not only managed to clock in the very first request ... but who also managed to do it in verse:

Girls with saucy piercings make me swoon,



Alas, where can I find such poon?



Is it catalogued in a futuristic robot?



Perhaps on the friendly (and sexy) Fleshbot.

See kids? A little effort goes a long way! Good thing that we just so happen to like hot pierced models almost as much as we like flattering poetry. See what we found after the jump.

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Fleshbot Requests: What Turns You On?

While we try to cover a lot of bases here at Fleshbot, we know that all of us (and all of you) have our own special things that gets us going in a naked babe: maybe you like big boobs, or Asian models, or men with pussies ... or even, like in the case of a certain reader who asked us about it last week, girls with freckles. Well, we had such a good time making someone's wishes come true that we decided to put our best babe sleuthing talents to the test and make it a regular feature. Whatever it is that drives you wild, we want to know. Leave a comment letting us know what kind of models get your blossoms tingling and we'll do our best to round up a (very) fine selection of them for your enjoyment. (Unless you request that we do a feature on big boobed Asian men with pussies and freckles, that is. We're afraid you're on your own for that one.)

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Our Fine Freckled Friends

Just yesterday, commenter "angelicbeef" reminded us just how hot freckles are—and, sadly, how very, very rare they are in porn. To show our love of this very special pigmentation, we've rounded up photos of some of our favorite freckled girls and put them on display below. (Oh, and also: see what happens when you comment on our posts? If you ask nicely, sometimes you get what you want!) More »

Fleshbot Calendar Helps Keep Your Life Sexy Planning something kinky this weekend? Maybe a trip to your favorite strip club, followed by a flogging party or two? Or maybe you're just hoping to ogle a pornstar up close? Check out the Fleshbot Events Calendar and see if something strikes your fancy ... though in the case of a flogging party hopefully you'll get more than just your fancy struck. (And remember to submit your own events to calendar [at] fleshbot [dot] com so everyone can join the fun.)

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Introducing The Fleshbot Calendar: These Are The Days Of Our Smut

Although Team Fleshbot is a multi-headed Hydra of porn blogging fury, we cannot be in all places at all times. And due to certain contractual obligations we're only allowed out of the house once a day for fifteen monutes. But that doesn't mean you have to be stuck on the couch too, waiting for us to deliver your filth—you can go outside and find it yourself! The world is filled with parties, autograph signings, movie openings, parties, meet and greets, parties and many other sex and porn related events, and although we can't cover all of them we still want you to know when they're happening. Which is why we came up with something we're going to call the Fleshbot Calendar. Catchy, right? More »

Casual Fridays at the Fleshbot offices will never be the same now that we've spotted the invaluable resource to liquid latex application, removal, use (and mini-galleries of that rubbery second skin) provided at Deviant Liquid Latex. When we get our blogger asses unstuck from our office chairs, we'll let you know how it all worked out. (liquidlatex.net)

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Thighmaster Sexerciser Gives Us Pussies of Steel

Okay, technically the "us" in the title is only a fraction of the Fleshbot staff, but it happens to be the fraction pressing "publish" right now—with my rock-hard glutes, titanium clit, utterly toned thighs and vagina of steel (patent pending). It's all thanks to the Thigh Exerciser Sex Toy, which has nothing on Fonda or Summers, but everything on us porn bloggers who drool over hot babes all day eating nothing but penis, vagina and anus shaped novelty treats (save the occasional Penis Pasta carb infusion, for which we'll really need to flap our thighs with this thing to work off). Sure, they're all at AEE right now, but I'm working out, though I may accidentally crush my next dildo into dust. Now, if I could just get this thing to shoot a death ray from the ThighMaster housing when I flex, my work here is done.

· Thigh Exerciser Sex Toy (homemade-sex-toys.com)

Previously: Flesh Flicks: Workout Partners, Miss Candy's Domination Training: No Pain, No Gain, Sexercises!


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