Especially if it's on film.

Q: What do you call a woman who can make her ass clap while she's fucking you?

Some girls just need a father figure.

Have you grown tired of giving average, every day blowjobs? Why not add a little pizzazz to the proceedings?

Young people just grow up so fast these days.

There's a line from "Revenge of the Nerds" about how--unlike jocks, who cram their minds with sports plays--nerds have nothing to think about but sex...and as a result, do it very, very well.

Giant balls of twine, basket shaped buildings, enormous animals-- none of those roadside attractions can hold a candle to the gorgeous sight that is this lovely lady masturbating.

With Nacho Vidal, even straight up sex is amazing.