movies
Do these look like the pert, young breasts of a bright, young movie starlet? That's the question on everyone's mind as they look at this clip from little-seen indie adventure, "He Was A Quiet Man." The movie stars a very creepy-looking Christian Slater and a very paraplegic-looking Elisha Cuthbert, and this pair of tits that may or may not belong to her. Consider the fact the she has thus far managed to go an entire career—including two hours playing an
actual pornstar—without taking her clothes off and combine that with some rather suspicious edits and the general consensus seems to be those are not authentic Cuthboobs. Still, if you watch the video below and use a little imagination it does create the illusion of seeing her naked ... and isn't that what movie magic is all about?
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If there's one thing we've learned here at Fleshbot over the years, it's that if something sounds too good to be true it probably is (er, isn't). So we didn't even have to click on over to this video clip when a reader sent us this link to a forum post purporting to contain an excerpt from an alleged sex tape starring Brazilian-born supermodel
Adriana Lima to see if it was the real thing or not. While she does bear a slight resemblance to Adriana if you happen to squint really hard, the model's eyebrows, cheap wristwatch, and lack of navel piercing give her away as an imposter—and honestly, does anyone really think that a
self-professed virgin would record her deflowering while wearing a pair of knee-high fuck-me boots while a creepy guy in black socks looks on from the sidelines, much less allow the special event to be capped off with a rather messy and uncomfortable-looking facial cumshot? The real Adriana might be inexperienced when it comes to sex, but we seriously doubt she'd be as naive as all that. (We also hate to believe there are still folks out there who are naive enough to believe that there's a Britney Spears sex tape floating around out there on the interwebs as well, but that's the subject of
another post entirely.)
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You know that times are tough in the celebrity scandal biz when pictures of one of the stars of TV's most popular show (allegedly) giving a blowjob are met with a collective yawn by the most of the country. Of course, now that a few days have passed we realize that our cynicism was not unjustified since the illicit photos of American Idol finalist Antonella Barba that surfaced last week are—surprise!—not her. At least, that seems to be the verdict based on some rather elaborate photographic analysis techniques conducted by people who should really be working for the FBI. The toilet photos, the semi-topless beach pics, the
wet t-shirt contest in the World War II Memorial fountains ... those are totally real, but the hardcore snaps are definitely not her. Probably. We mean, it's the internet so who can ever really be sure of anything these days, but we're mostly convinced this time and we're ready to move on. When those photos of Paula Abdul giving Ryan Seacrest a reach-around surface, give us a call.
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After an eternity of intense speculation (okay, twelve hours or so), an anonymous tipster just sent us an extended version of
that clip which has apparently been floating around various amateur sites for a while now—and lo, there's nary a "Britney and K-Fed Sex Tape" logo on it anywhere to be seen. Coupled with a closer inspection of the lady in question, we're forced to conclude that the PornoTube version we posted about earlier today merely stars a vague Britney lookalike—though who knows whether that "real" version still exists out there in the wild somewhere? Either way, we're already starting to lose interest; after all, it's
only a blowjob ... and not a very good one at that. As soon as someone sends us verifiable footage of the formerly happy couple getting it on doggie style while some of the more obscure tracks from "In The Zone" play in the background, we'll let you know.
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In the absence of any defining facial characteristics like moles or birthmarks on the female participant in that
alleged Britney Spears sex tape clip we posted about this morning, we're forced to take increasingly desperate measures by way of forensic analysis—which has basically involved finding as many photos of the real Britney's tongue as we could and comparing them with the darting and stabbing specimen in the video. Unfortunately, we still haven't come to a conclusion yet, which may have something to do with the fact that our eyeballs have turned to jelly after rewinding it so many times. So we present the question to you, gentle (and not-so-gentle) readers, for your opinion; if you're not too sick of voting on things this week, let us know what you think.
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