Fleshbot: Events

Bowling For Boobies

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:15:50 EDT

When it comes to handling 12-pound balls, you need to call in experts like Kayden Kross and Sunny Lane. Wait, we're talking about nude charity bowling events here—what did you think we meant? (gallery @ laist.com)

Even More Women Fight To Go Topless

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:00:07 EDT

And the photos from Saturday's topless protest just keep rolling in: over on the West Coast, LAist made sure to thoroughly cover the uncovered women for those of us who couldn't be there. Hopefully all these exposed boobs will help spark a little social change. Won't somebody please think of the nipples? (laist.com)

They Came, They Protested, They Went Topless

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:30:55 EDT

Remember National Go Topless Day? (How could you forget?) Well, we may not have made it out to the protest, but Gothamist did — and lucky for us, they took pictures! It's all the fun of looking at boobs without having to do the work of protesting. (gothamist.com)

Do you dream of being a photographer for ...

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:45:01 EDT

Do you dream of being a photographer for a glossy cheesecake site like Zivity, taking tame erotic photos of kind-of-naked girls? Well now's your chance: get your ticket for Zivity Photography Bootcamp a ~~once in a lifetime~~ opportunity to ogle Zivity models in person while getting photo instruction from the likes of Philip "Lithium Picnic" Warner. And all it'll cost you is a mere $985! What are you waiting for? (Uh, don't answer that.) (zivitybootcamp.eventbrite.com)

We're glad to see that the annual Boobs On ...

Fleshbot — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:50:54 EDT

We're glad to see that the annual Boobs On Bikes parade has once again returned to Auckland to help some of our Kiwi friends beat those winter blahs—despite yet another attempt this year by breast-despising meanies to stop it. We're wondering if the organizers have any plans to franchise the event here in North America, because we could totally use some cheering up around here too. Even if it's not winter yet. (moezilla.newsvine.com + reuters.com; thumbnail via sex-and-blogs.com)

Everyone Wants To Be Naked And Famous: Gillian Wearing's "Pin-Ups"

Fleshbot — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:10:25 EDT

In the future, it is said, everyone will be naked and famous for fifteen minutes. (At least we think that's what they say; we might have gotten things mixed up a little.) While modern technology has helped to make that goal obtainable through things like consumer grade video cameras and cellphone cameras, artist Gillian Wearing is also doing her part through her "Pin-Ups" series of paintings, in which aspiring models who responded to her casting call were transformed into framed objects of desire.

As our friends at Sex-And-Blogs describe the project:

"Select respondents were made-over with the help of hair stylists and make-up artists, and photographed in a glamour-style photo shoot. The resulting photos were also digitally retouched to help achieve the desired visual effect. Wearing then had the manipulated photographs transformed into unique—almost nostalgic—painted portraits."

It's an interesting concept, though it might have been even more interesting if the subjects who responded to Wearing's ad didn't already look like pin-up subjects to begin with. As soon as an artist comes along who comes up with a way to transform those of us with paunches and less-than-perfect boobs into classic pin-up material, we'll be taking off our clothes quicker than you can say "Andy Warhol".

• A Pin-Up Like You (sex-and-blogs.com)
• Gillian Wearing: "Pin Ups" (@ Regen Projects, Los Angeles, through August 23, 2008)

Tristan Taormino Does L.A.

DCypher — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:30:00 EDT

With a long list of sexy books and even sexier movies exploring everything from oral sex to anal sex to squirting and back again, it’s no surprise that we're such fans of sexy sexpert Tristan Taormino—and now we have a chance to ~~stalk~~ see her in person as she reads from her latest tome on open relationships at Book Soup in West Hollywood this Wednesday. There'll be some quality Q&A time as part of the program, and we’re hoping that she brings plenty of flow charts and illustrations along too. Lots and lots of illustrations. (AVN)

Today is apparently International Orgasm ...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:02:27 EDT

Today is apparently International Orgasm Day, which is not to be confused with the UK's National Orgasm Day or Global Orgasm Day or Cosmic Orgasm Day. With all these orgasms going on, we're going to have to start scheduling them into our day planner. (thenaughtyamerican.com)

Burning Angels Strip For Pain: We'd Rather Be In Philadelphia Too

Fleshbot — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 12:45:49 EDT

Our old pal Igor at Driven By Boredom went to Philadelphia this weekend to celebrate wank bank HotMovies.com adding the 100,000th title to their inventory ... and all we got was a bunch of pictures of topless Burning Angel girls abusing the unfortunate but willing contestants in their "Strip For Pain" contest. Hey, at least it's better than a lousy t-shirt. (drivenbyboredom.com)

Las Vegas Erotic Heritage Museum Loves A Good Opening

Richard X. — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:35:38 EDT

We're frantically shopping last-minute airfares to Las Vegas so we can take in the grand opening of Harry Mohney's Erotic Heritage Museum this weekend: it will open this Saturday for artists, city officials, and critics with the official opening for the general public on Sunday. According to the org's website, "The Museum seeks to bridge the gap between that which is commercial and often misidentified as pornographic, with that which is aesthetic, often identified as folk, pop, and fine art through a common visual language." To which we say, "You had us at gap." (eroticheritagemuseum.com; more @ AVN)

August Appreciation Month: Hot And Sweaty, Just The Way We (Sorta) Like It

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 12:50:55 EDT

We are heading into the home stretch of the dog days of summer, and have just about had our fill of 90 degree days and 110% humidity. Seriously: having a valid excuse to wander around our apartment naked all day is great and everything, but we also haven't been off our leather couch in three weeks and we're pretty sure our bare skin has permanently bonded with it. So how can we distract ourselves until fall rolls around? Well, we can always learn a new language or get that checkup we've been putting off. Or maybe we'll just go into a hypnotic trance for the next 31 days. As you'll see after the jump, August is good for doing all those things—and of course, it's also good for looking at porn too. Why waste the season waiting for Labor Day to roll around anyway?

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National Immunization Awareness Month

· Medical Curiosities: "Dr. Probe's Lab Of Perversion"
· Sasha Grey's Health Tips

Learn Japanese Month

· How To Talk Like A Dirty Geisha
· Fleshbot Archives for Japan, Japanese + Tentacles

National Inventor's Month

· The Chin Dong

Black Business Month

· Man and his secretary in the office (onlinesexportal.net)
· NicheFlixxx Helps Everyone Get Their Freak On
· Vanessa Blue, Ask For Her By Name
· "Why Interracial Porn is Stupid" (And Why We Agree)

World Breastfeeding Week (August 1st-7th)

· "feeding her man" (Megarotic)

Elvis Week (August 11th-19th)

· "Burnin' Love" (dvdempire.com, via)
· "Of Time And Passion" (movieroom.com)

National Resurrect Romance Week (August 12th-18th)

· "can't count how many guys" (PornHub)

National Aviation Week (August 13th-19th)

· Joining The Mile High Club (While Still On The Ground)

Sister's Day (August 1)

· Danielle & Tamara Kondratiuk and more Sisters

Hypnosis Day (August 2)

· (You Will Be Turned On By) Trance Providers: Erotic Hypnosis Videos

Coast Guard Day (August 3)

· "Two Blondes on a Boat"

National Gymnastics Day (August 5)

· Gymnast Sex (Megarotic)
· Flesh Flicks Classic Edition: Naked Romanian Gymnasts Forever!

National Friendship Day (August 6)

· Slumber Party! (video @ PornHub)

National Mustard Day (August 7)

· Hot Dog Girl (toxxxy.com)

Sandcastle Day (August 17)

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Hawaiian Statehood Day (August 21)

· Hawaii Porn Blog (hawaiipornblog.com)
· Nautica Thorn (1/4 Hawaiian)
· Mika Tan (Born in Honolulu)

Kiss and Make Up Day (August 25)

· The Single Best Thing To Happen At The AVN Expo This Year (Maybe Ever): Three Minutes And Nine Seconds Of Hot Girls Kissing Each Other
· Postcards From Las Vegas: Abby Winters Lesbian Makeout Session

Women's Suffrage Day (August 26)

· "tied and forced to orgasm" (RedTube)

Crackers Over The Keyboard Day (August 28) ((Ed note: Huh?))

· "fucked on desk" (Megarotic)

According to Hoyle Day (August 29)

· Erotic Playing Cards

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Previously: July Appreciation Month: Celebrate The Summer With Porn!

Why would a gallery that specializes in the ...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 10:00:48 EDT

Why would a gallery that specializes in the art of fetish and sexual expression host an exhibition about America and its fascination with cars? We do like to drive, but it's not like people sexualize their sleek, curvy automobiles or try to make actual physical love to those cherry bomb machines or anything. Oh ... right. Never mind. (antebellum.us.ms + buzzine.com)

This Week On The Fleshbot Calendar: How To Relive Your Misspent Youth

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 09:30:27 EDT

Next week, the Clinton Street Theater in Portland will be hosting a special screening of two hardcore porn classics from the '70s and '80s on the big screen ... and on real film! (Afterward, you can head across town and catch "The Dark Cock.") How would you know about this? Because it's on the Fleshbot Calendar, of course!

There's all kinds of pervy events to choose from, from the upcoming Cinekink program in NYC to next weekend's Internext Expo in Hollywood, FL. And they're taking place all over the world. So check it out and see if there's something that suits your fancy.

If you want your own event included here, send your announcements to calendar [at] fleshbot [dot] com. Bookmark this link to visit whenever you like or check out the mini version below.

If you're looking for something to do in ...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 13:40:40 EDT

If you're looking for something to do in Los Angeles tonight, consider popping over to Freddy and Eddy for the latest installment of the In The Flesh erotic reading series: word on the street is that porn luminary Nina Hartley will be shocking the audience with a tale of sexy surprise, and you'll also be treated to an appearance by one of Fleshbot's very own. (And if you're not in Los Angeles? Well, we guess you can just catch up on Nina's other artistic endeavors. Oh, and keep reading Fleshbot of course.) (inthefleshreadingseriesla.blogspot.com)

Pornsaints Descend On Philadelphia

Fleshbot — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 12:05:14 EDT

Milan-based artist Francesco D’Isa and his merry band of Pornsaints artists are getting ready for their debut exhibition in the United States, which means you'll be able to bow down before stars like Jasmine Tame here in real life instead of doing so virtually. Of course, you'll have to make your way to Philadelphia where the show opens on August 2 in order to show your devotion, but don't things like this always involve some sort of pilgrimage? (thenaughtyamerican.com; more @ pornsaints.org)

Apparently, everyone who showed up at last ...

Fleshbot — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 11:13:58 EDT

Apparently, everyone who showed up at last week's release party for the new Burning Angel book was either a DJ or a porn star. Too bad you weren't there too—sounds like the crowd could have used a little diversity. (photos by Igor @ drivenbyboredom.com)

Cum On Their Tattoos (But Not On Their Books)

Fleshbot — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:20:50 EDT

Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel ~~has ordered us to tell you~~ would like you to know that (1) she and some of her Burning Angels (as well as superstar photo mistress The Lovely Brenda) will be signing copies of their new book in Manhattan and Paramus, New Jersey today and tomorrow, and (2) the fourth installment of "Cum On My Tattoo" was released this week. Just don't get those two things confused, because we'e pretty sure that cumming on the pages of a nice coffee table book featuring hundreds of photos of hot babes with tattoos will lead to nothing but heartbreak. (xbiz.com + burningmerch.com; order "Burning Angel: The Book" @ Amazon)

In a more perfect world—or at least ...

Fleshbot — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:25:58 EDT

In a more perfect world—or at least one more populated by people who like to throw on a feather boa or cheesy fur-trimmed pimp hat and pretend they're a stripper and/or hustler—every weekend would feature a Strippers and Hustlers Ball somewhere. But for the time being we'll all just have to settle for the one being held in Las Vegas this coming Labor Day. Feather boas and cheesy fur-trimmed pimp hats optional, but highly encouraged. (xbiz.com; more @ strippersandhustlersball.com)

Ron Jeremy At The Adult Novelty Expo: Are We Having Fun Yet?

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:25:02 EDT

Our good friend Jamye Waxman just spent two days at AVN Novelty Expo in Los Angeles (like the regular AVN Expo, but for dildos), and she filed this report on her website. It's safe to say that she found it a lot more interesting than Ron Jeremy did. Seriously, there was a lot of cool stuff there that may soon be stuffed inside you. (avnnoveltyexpo.com + jamyewaxman.com)

Dr. Sketchy's Gets Drunk On Absinthe

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:05:53 EDT

We've heard rumors about the crazy things that absinthe can do, but we had no idea that it was capable of turning mild-mannered burlesque performers into wild, nearly naked absinthe fairies. Last weekend, Le Tourment Vert took over New York City's venerable burlesque life drawing salon Dr Sketchy's Anti-Art School ... and from we hear, no one escaped unscathed. Pictures of the madness after the jump.

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· Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School (drsketchy.com)

According to the just-updated talent lineup, ...

DCypher — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:55:18 EDT

According to the just-updated talent lineup, among the notable celebrities slated to attend this year's Exotic Erotic Ball in San Francisco are MySpace vixen Bobbi Billard, Akira Lane, The Genitorturers, someone called "Pricasso, the Penis Painter", and Danny Bonaduce, who will judge the $20,000 costume contest. Aren't you glad you have three months to decide what you're going to wear, or not? After all, you don't want to let Bobbi down. (To say nothing of Danny Bonaduce.) (event info @ exoticeroticball.com; photo via Mac & Bumble @ bobbi-billard-nude.com)

We just found out that next weekend is the ...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:15:10 EDT

We just found out that next weekend is the fifth annual China Adult-Care Expo—which sounds kinda boring until you realize that "Adult-Care" actually means "sex toys." Who cares about that whole Olympics thing anyway? And anyone have an extra ticket to Shanghai they want to share with us? (shanghaiist.com)

Fleshbot Calendar

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:56:24 EDT

Summer doldrums got you down? Has the humidity drained your sweat glands and your will to live? Maybe you can find a way to cool off—and then maybe sweat some more—by staying indoors! Check out upcoming sex- and porn-related events on the Fleshbot Calendar ... and be sure to submit your own to calendar [at] fleshbot [dot] com.

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July Appreciation Month: Celebrate The Summer With Porn!

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:20:42 EDT

Did you know that July is National Bikini Month? (We actually thought that was every month, but we promise to make our two-piece swimwear posts extra special for the next 30 days or so.) As we learned back in May, pretty much every day is a reason to celebrate something—whether it's National Ice Cream Day (July 18), National Lollipop Day (July 20), or National Chocolate Day (July 7). Some days even give you more than one reason to set off fireworks, like July 4th, which is both U.S. Independence Day and Independence From Meat Day. ("Where The Boys Aren't, Volume 232"). That doesn't even cover Canadian Independence Day, Restless Leg Syndrome Education and Awareness Week (July 18-25), Be Nice To New Jersey Week (aka "Give A Guido A Blowjob Before July 7" Week), something called Wood Wagon Day (July 21; don't ask), and Freedom From Fear of Public Speaking Day. You know, the day when you picture everyone you know naked. (It's July 2.)

There's even more where that came from below, but whatever day it is be sure to visit Fleshbot, where it's always July 23. (aka "Too Hot To Handle" Day!)

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Canada Day (July 1)

· Canadian porn stars (Wikipedia)

Cell Phone Courtesy Month

· iPhone Porn 2.0: Here We Go Again

· Flesh Flicks: Call Waiting

International Blondie and Deborah Harry Month

(Sorry we, thought that was International Blonde Month!)

· Blondes on Fleshbot

National Bikini Month

· Bikinis on Fleshbot

· Mariah Carey Is Always Tops On Our Charts

National Hot Dog Month

· Flesh Flicks: Hot! Dog!

· Olivia Munn's Hot Beef Injection

Smart Irrigation Month

· Squirt Machines (And Other Urban Legends)

Nude Recreation Weekend (July 9th-15th)

· "America Swings": We Like To Share

· "The Sunshine Club": Vintage Nudist Video

Rabbit Week (July 15th-21st)

· Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Rosebud Vibrator: Does A Rabbit By Any Other Name Smell As Sweet?

Single Working Woman's Week (July 29th-August 4th)

· Lost In Lust: Cherise Isis' "American Stripper"

Be a Geek Day (July 14)

· Geek Girls Online: Where The L33t Meet

Women's Motorcycle Month

· Flesh Flicks: Easy Riding

· Flesh Flicks: Uneasy Riders

Parents Day (July 22)

· "MILFStravaganza 4": You Can MILF If You Want To

· Other Mommies

Gorgeous Grandma's Day (July 23)

· Horny Grandmothers

· Omasex: Hot Grannies

· Calendar of Strange Holidays and Other Events to Scrapbook In July (families.com)

Here's some fun trivia: The Palms Casino ...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:45:00 EDT

Here's some fun trivia: The Palms Casino in Las Vegas does not allow underboob! (Seriously, it's written into their gaming license.) So why would they book a weekend of erotic burlesque dancing at their hotel? More importantly, why is Las Vegas still calling itself Sin City? (canada.com)

Did you attend the Barcelona International ...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 09:20:00 EDT

Did you attend the Barcelona International Erotic Film Festival this weekend? Well, you were probably the only one, because the entire population of Spain was too busy watching their soccer team win the European Championships. (Or maybe people were just lost, because it was actually in Madrid?) (metro.co.uk)

Malcolm McLaren Brings Porn Back To Times Square

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:30:29 EDT

Malcolm McLaren has shocked the world — or at least the media — with his recently announced plan to spend the summer screening dirty movies in Times Square. Which sounds awesome, except for the fact that all the nudity and naughty bits have been completely edited out of the clips in question. We're sure there's some deep artistic meaning to the whole thing—but we'll probably just spend the summer at home in the AC watching real porn. You know, like we generally do. (nydailynews.com)

Barcelona International Erotic Film Festival Goes To ... Madrid?

Richard X. — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:25:25 EDT

Heads up, international porn fans: the Barcelona International Erotic Film Festival (FICEB) will be taking place this weekend—though for reasons that are unclear to us, it will be held in Madrid. (¡Que loco!) Alas, with gas prices and airline tickets and the US dollar being what they are, we're going to be missing out on the fun ... and from the list of porn celebrities in attendance (Sylvia Saint! Nacho Vidal!) it looks like there's going to be a lot of fun. Anyone want to be our unofficial correspondent? We'll even send you a Fleshbot paint-by-numbers press badge that may or may not get you anywhere! (ficeb.com)

Fleshbot Calendar Helps Keep Your Life Sexy

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:05:41 EDT

Planning something kinky this weekend? Maybe a trip to your favorite strip club, followed by a flogging party or two? Or maybe you're just hoping to ogle a pornstar up close? Check out the Fleshbot Events Calendar and see if something strikes your fancy ... though in the case of a flogging party hopefully you'll get more than just your fancy struck. (And remember to submit your own events to calendar [at] fleshbot [dot] com so everyone can join the fun.)

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Spencer Tunick: Still With The Naked People

Richard X. — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:45:43 EDT

People do all kinds of funny things in their heads—math problems, hot mechanic fantasies, hearing strange voices—but what we love most of all is when they rationalize their burning desire to get buck naked in the service of art. Spencer Tunick is a master at encouraging grandmothers and other typically unassailable types to show off the goods, and now he's taken his gift for blarney to the source: Ireland's Blarney Castle. No sign of Bono yet, which is probably a good thing. (news.bbc.co.uk)

The Exxxotica Miami Show has been so successful ...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:30:19 EDT

The Exxxotica Miami Show has been so successful that the folks behind it are planning to expand with the first Exxxotica New York show, a "three day erotic event" coming this September. The theme is "Sexiness in the City," which makes perfect sense except that the show is actually taking place in New Jersey. Go Giants! (exxxoticany.com)

In A "Sex Galaxy" Not So Far Away ...

Gram Ponante — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:50:11 EDT

100 years in the future, when sex is illegal and the Grand Canyon is a ghetto, a group of astronauts embark on a mission that ultimately leads to self-discovery (with a fair amount of naked flesh thrown in for good measure). This labor of love sci-fi comedy exploitation film combines snippets of dozens of public domain B movies—as well as, horrifyingly, a U.S. government syphilis primer—to tell a story that stars everyone from Mamie Van Doren and Basil Rathbone to Fleshbot Crush Object^TM Puma Swede. "Sex Galaxy" premiers at Hollywood's New Beverly Cinema June 26; check out the trailer after the gap.

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· Stag Films (stag-films.com)

Strippers And Expos And Jenna ... Oh My!

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:50:18 EDT

Are you easily bored? Do you crave adventure, intrigue and dangerous excitement? Well, you probably won't find any of those things on the Fleshbot Calendar this weekend, but you probably can find some naked strippers or a pornstar or two. Or maybe just some fellow ~~pervs~~ business associates to talk shop with. Or you can always start planning ahead for the hot summer months to come. You can't live solely on online "entertainment," can you? (OK, maybe you can.) Remember, if there's an event you'd like to see featured, send the info to calendar [at] fleshbot [dot] com.

If you don't have any plans for the weekend ...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:25:50 EDT

If you don't have any plans for the weekend yet, you might want to consider partying with Jenna Jameson: after all, what could be more fun than heading down to Florida, putting on some lingerie, drinking champagne, and hanging out with the world's most famous porn star? (Okay, we can think of a few things, but we'll take what we can get.) (nationalledger.com)

2008 F.A.M.E. Awards Winners

Fleshbot — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:40:22 EDT

And in case all those photos we posted from the goings-on this weekend weren't enough, make sure you look at this event report and list of winners from this year's F.A.M.E. Awards in Los Angeles—and remember that if you're not satisfied with the fact that Jenna Haze took home the trophy for Favorite Anal Starlet, you have only yourself to blame. But then, why wouldn't you be satisfied? (xbiz.com)

Erotica L.A. On 300 Threads Or Less

Gram Ponante — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 00:12:10 EDT

Foot massagers! Motörhead shirts! Wearable bongs! If these don't say "erotic" to you, you probably still need porn stars for stimulation.

All right. Erotica L.A. had those, too, in its three-day consumer fleshly bazaar at the L.A. Convention Center. But for those of us with more refined libidos, there was also a booth selling Egyptian cotton sheets. And if you need to ask how those are erotic, you've never jerked off to Lemmy Kilmister.

But discount travel agencies and car detailing booths weren't all Erotica L.A. had to offer; there were also dozens of porn stars either signing at stripped-down booths (by comparison with the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas in January) or roaming the aisles.

Those who say the porn business is dying need only have looked at the long lines stretching in front of a vaguely-military Belladonna to be assured that, no, only the DVD and massive booth-renting business is dying - porn is fine.

Capping Saturday's festivities was the third annual F.A.M.E. Awards, hosted by Jesse Jane and Randy Spears. The adorable Bree Olson won Best Rookie. Other people won other things, and we took their pictures, but we admit we didn't watch the ceremony. We were too busy trying to buy sheets.

· Erotica L.A. (erotica-la.com)

At The Victoria's Secret Lingerie Parade

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:35:16 EDT

Wait, someone had a lingerie parade and we weren't invited? (See, if someone had put this on our new calendar this wouldn't have happened!) OK, so it would have been a little difficult to get all the way to Melbourne just to watch a bunch of insanely hot Victoria's Secret models walk around in their underwear, but a little notice still would have been nice—after all, we've probably gone through more trouble for less reward at some point in our lives. At least we were able to find these photos of the event, which are almost as good as actually being there. (Humor us, OK?) See for yourself after the jump.

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Introducing The Fleshbot Calendar: These Are The Days Of Our Smut

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:10:08 EDT

Although Team Fleshbot is a multi-headed Hydra of porn blogging fury, we cannot be in all places at all times. And due to certain contractual obligations we're only allowed out of the house once a day for fifteen monutes. But that doesn't mean you have to be stuck on the couch too, waiting for us to deliver your filth—you can go outside and find it yourself! The world is filled with parties, autograph signings, movie openings, parties, meet and greets, parties and many other sex and porn related events, and although we can't cover all of them we still want you to know when they're happening. Which is why we came up with something we're going to call the Fleshbot Calendar. Catchy, right?

OK, so it might look a little sparse at the moment (we do want to cover more than what's happening on the coasts, you know), but that's were you come in: If you have a sexy porn event—or a porny sex event—that you'd us to include, drop us a note at calendar (AT) fleshbot (DOT) com and our magical computer gerbils will add it to the list. Maybe someday they'll even get aorund to making it a pin-up version ... but then no one would look at the dates, would they?

· Fleshbot Calendar (google.com)

It looks like our gal Baby Sinead isn't exactly ...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:10:24 EDT

It looks like our gal Baby Sinead isn't exactly a baby anymore... she's apparently matured enough to start doing boy/girl sex scenes now! To celebrate this landmark occasion, she's having a party tonight. If you're in New York City, stop by and congratulate her: she'll be at Home Sweet Home, at 131 Chrystie Street, from 10:30pm until the next morning. They grow up so fast these days, don't they? (burningangel.com)

Not to pressure you or anything, but today ...

Fleshbot — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:05:07 EDT

Not to pressure you or anything, but today is the last day to vote for your favorite stars for this year's F.A.M.E. Awards—though if you have as hard a time deciding among that bevy of Fleshbot favorites for Favorite Female Starlet, all the time in the world wouldn't be enough to make up your mind. They're all winners as far as we're concerned, but you knew that already. (thefameawards.com)