They say a picture's worth a thousand words, but a thousand words are priceless.
I have been waiting for this for so long.
Get ready to see the best in trans porn get awards!
And you might be surprised when you find out where.
If you enjoy rummaging through antique stores, thrift stores, or any place that sells second-hand goods, you know there is always a chance you might stumble upon a great find. While visiting Spain, UCLA professor Maite Zubiaurre found something we can all treasure, a photo album full of erotic and pornographic photos from the early 1900s.
Think back on all the adult videos you’ve seen in your life and ask yourself this question: What are some of the adjectives you would most likely not use to describe them? Right at the top of your list, it’s safe to say, would be words like sad, contemplative, introspective and melancholy, if those terms even occurred to you in the first place when thinking about pornography you’ve watched in the past, that is. This will change when you watch “Gone,” the latest adult film from director Angie Rowntree, founder and owner of Sssh.com.
If movies like Witness and Kingpin taught me nothing else, it's that the Amish are kinky as shit. It should therefore come as no surprise to learn that they're also big fans of paperback romance novels. Sadly none of these have particularly suggestive titles like "Plowing Hannah's Field" or "Raising Yoder's Barn," but this look at Amish erotica is pretty eye-opening.
A monumental, once in a lifetime celebrity erotica event is going to be taking place this Fall, and we've got an inside scoop on what you can expect to see and bid on!
"Chloe." It's almost a drawl, the syllables thick and heavy. "Don't leave yet." He's as high as I am, maybe even more so. I squint, willing myself to focus on his face for a second or two. He approaches me languidly, his hands on my shoulders suddenly. They're as heavy as his voice.
When he's not busy gaming Rotten Tomatoes, circumventing people's intellect, having the saddest birthday party on record, or just generally being a douchebag, Kirk Cameron is now making his home in the pages of gay erotica. Apparently a boneheaded proclamation he and fellow bushel of putrid dicks Ray Comfort made in 2007 has now come back to bite Cameron in every orifice thanks to "Kirk Cameron and the Crocoduck of Chaos Magick."
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention!
Disclaimer: To the best of my knowledge, James Joyce never engaged in anal sex with any women sporting large breasts and a tattoo above their vagina. I would, however, love to be proven wrong about this.
It's important to have a sense of humor, but it's just as important to maintain sight of the line between funny and disturbing. The new "erotic short story" Conquered by Clippy takes everyone's favorite anthropomorphic paper clip and—some might say unnecessarily—eroticizes him. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to rock bottom.
Fifty Shades fever is spreading like wildfire, as everyone and their mother will be hitting theaters this weekend to see the film version of the wildly popular book series—just hopefully not with their mother. To celebrate, Sssh.com is giving away signed copies of the book trilogy to anyone willing to tweet a kinky story that's less than 140 characters.
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