The Ella bears a strong resemblance to one of my favorite vibrators ever, LELO's Gigi. In fact, if you dipped the handle of the Gigi in silicone, you'd pretty much have the Ella—but that resemblance alone was not enough to convince me of the Ella's worth.

Using the Ella, on the other hand, was. With its deliciously curved head, it's perfectly poised to stimulate the gspot—which, as luck would have it, just so happens to be one of my favorite types of stimulation! Ladies in search of a thicker sensation would do well to flip Ella around and use her handle as her head. Or hey, you can even switch it up midsession and use both ends in one sitting (though please be warned that this can make quite a mess).

Those with more expensive tastes (or thicker billfolds) than my own might also appreciate Ella's cousin, Olga, from the LELO Luxe line. Similar in shape to Ella, Olga is manufactured out of either stainless steel or gold plate. Sadly, she's far more expensive than Ella (by a factor of 9!), but sometimes that splurge is just worth it.

· LELO (lelo.com)
· Buy the Ella (lelo.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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· Incredibly sexy Tory and Kelli wet dildo fucking (pornhub.com)

If you've never had the pleasure of experiencing it for yourself this may seem like a strange statement. After all, sex toys are generally made of sturdy materials, things like silicone, rubber, plastic, and steel; the kind of materials that wouldn't break if you threw them against a wall. Glass, on the other hand ... well, we all remember the first time we accidentally dropped Mommy's favorite wineglass. And no one wants to have that kind of accident anywhere near the vagina.

But there's no need to worry about any of that. Companies like Phallix have been making sturdy glass sex toys for years, and this example is a likewise a solid affair. Granted, it's unlikely to survive a trip down the stairs, but a trip inside your downstairs won't cause it any damage. Even with all the Kegels you can muster, your vaginal muscles aren't strong enough to shatter this thing.

So, that said: why a glass dildo instead of plastic, metal, or rubber one? For one thing, glass is incredibly smooth and feels amazing. It's also non-absorbent, so a little lube can go a long way. And then there's the matter of its heft: lighter than a steel toy but more weighty than your average plastic, glass adds a nice element of resistance to your masturbation regimen.

That alone was enough to make me a fan of the Candy Colored Glass Dildo. But as it happens, there's more than just material to this toy. With a delicately angled head and a delicious ridge, it's perfectly poised to hit the g-spot—and with an elegant, long handle, it's suitable for use either alone or with a partner.

Best of all? Because these toys are hand blown, no two dildos are exactly alike. So you can sit back, relax, and know that the experience you're having is for you alone. Well, you and whoever you happen to share it with.

· Buy the Candy Colored Glass Dildo (babeland.com)

But there were a few things that gave me pause. For one thing, the Rascal is thick (1.7" wide). For another, it has a small hole in the bottom (similar to the Havana butt plug) that allows the user to convert it into a vibrator with the insertion of a tiny one-speed bullet vibe. And lastly, the surface is ribbed... for my pleasure? I decided to find out.

The Rascal is certainly not the widest toy I've ever used (remember this guy?), but unlike, say, the Eleven, the width is constant throughout the entire toy. As anyone with a vagina — or even a brain — may have surmised, that makes it feel a bit bigger than a tapered toy. And, for that matter, harder to move — given its sheer size, I found the toy difficult to move in and out of my girlparts.

But I was not deterred by this: sliding the bullet vibe into the base, I decided to see how the Rascal fared as a vibrator. Given its silicone body, I felt fairly certain that it would take well to some vibration; and it just so happened that I was right. With the Rascal in, the vibrations on, and the tiniest bit of back and forth motion... well, the mood was set for a perfect evening of pleasure.

For those who prefer to throw a partner into their sex play, the Rascal has a wonderful flared base that makes it harness compatible. However, I'd recommend that only the most ardent size queens (or very warmed up adventurers) include the Rascal in any hard fucking — I'd hate to see the damage this toy could wreak on the unprepared.

· Buy the Rascal O2 (tantusdirect.com)

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· "lesbians on the tennis court" (RedTube)

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· Nikki Benz, Gina Lynn, and Krystal Steel a few years back (pornhub.com)

But even I was a bit shocked to learn that the nJoy Eleven costs a whopping $300. Beautifully crafted though it may be, it is, ultimately, just a dildo. What could make a dildo cost more than the latest iPhone? I decided to dive in and find out.

Here in the Kitchen, we're no strangers to the joys of nJoy toys. Like its predecessors, the Eleven is a wonder to behold: crafted out of highly polished stainless steel, with stunningly shapely curve, the Eleven is as much an objet d'art as it is a sex toy.

But there's one big thing that makes the Eleven stand out from the rest of the nJoy family: it's huge. At eleven inches long (get it?) and two inches wide at its biggest point, the Eleven is a size queen's dream. Add in the fact that it weighs in at 2.75 lbs, and you've got yourself one hell of vaginal barbell. Whether you're fucking or flexing, the Eleven is bound to do your body good.

I started by putting the smaller end of the Eleven inside my ladyparts. (I may be a size queen, but I'm not insane). It felt great. With the curve of the head and the ripply ridges rubbing against my G-spot, I went from zero to orgasmic far more quickly than I expected. The larger end gave me a bit more trouble though: a two inch diameter may not seem that large, but when it's two inches of steel it's another story entirely. It took lots of warming up (and a bit of orgasming) before I was ready to take the bigger head inside myself.

But once inside... wow. The Eleven offers an unparalleled feeling of fullness — a large, substantial sensation that had me thanking the powers that be that I was born with a vagina.

But is it worth $300? I can't say for sure. The Eleven is a finely crafted toy that offers a unique sensual experience unlike anything I've felt before—but you'll have to decide for yourself how much you think that's worth.

· nJoy Eleven (njoytoys.com)
· Buy the Eleven (babeland.com)

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Sex Blog Roundup
by AlwaysArousedGirl

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Fucking Him, Fucking Me

I pushed the plug against his pouting ring and he began to open up for me. Boy, was he ready for penetration the plug slipped in with ease and I took a firm hold of his balls and gently tugged downwards on them. His cock was swaying beneath him, semi erect and starting to drip pre cum on to the sheet below.

- AlexSuze.com

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Pool Party

MasterDoc decided to put me on the sybian. I set it up and got on. He controlled the vibration and I ground my clit into the machine. He got me really hot and when I asked to be allowed to come he made me ask again, louder and louder until people could hear me. He teased me for a bit and I begged for orgasm. Finally he let me and I screamed, moaned, my vagina clenching the dildo of the sybian.

- Diary of a Kinky Librarian

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Heat

Sex at any time is delicious, but particularly so when lovers are just waking up. Their minds are free from everyday concerns, their bodies are relaxed, their organs poised to perform. Nimue's cunt, secreting volumes of lubricant, swallowed my cock whole, gave it back to me, and swallowed it again in a steady and timeless rhythm.

- la petite mort

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Fantasy #4- Let them eat cake.

After everyone has a piece, they leave their seats and whisper, "Peach, blueberry, kiwi."

Each person's palate detected a different flavor from the girl on the table, who is now alone with Reagan. They watch as he carefully moves between her legs. Sliding his fingers inside of her, he parts the layers to her center. Bending forward, he disappears between her thighs. His tongue slides up and down her pussy, finding the real treat. Her hands grasp his head as he sucks the filling out of her. The guests wait patiently as he takes his time eating her out. When he finally stands, his cheeks and lips are red and swollen.

- Where are you going, where have you been?

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In Focus

I turn slightly in my chair, shifting toward you and remove shirt, draping it to the arm rest. Your view is no longer impaired. I am slick, wet and swollen with my own arousal. This is what I wanted you home for this afternoon. My fingers slide between my pussy lips, opening them and glossing them in dewy moisture. Each stroke brings me one degree closer to throbbing climax. I stroke and circle my clit, dipping into my honeyed center.

- The Sensualist's Soul Desire

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Floating World #7-Getting Topped by Sexyhusband

It was around this point that I felt the slow descent into submissive space (aka "sub space") began to speed up. For those who have never felt it, it's basically a rush of endorphins, not unlike what you might feel on a roller coaster (should you be an enthusiast) or what you feel post orgasm except it keeps going on and on. The pain begins to not just be pleasurable, but the source of pleasure that radiates to your nipples and to your clit (or cock, depending on your plumbing). You begin to be able to take harder more consistent pain, and stop caring about (or even begin to welcome) the possible consequences...

- Deliciously Naughty

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• Thumbnail star: Sunny Lane @ Hot Chicks Big Asses (thebrazzers.com + hotchicksbigasses.com)
• Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

But then the Naughtinano landed on my desk, and I started to reconsider my OhMiBod ban. Unlike the original OhMiBod, the Naughtinano has a slight, curvy form that's both pleasing to the eye and the G-spot. This was all it needed to make me intrigued enough to ignore its cringeworthy name and hook it up to my iPod.

As has been noted before, the OhMiBod vibrators respond differently to different types of songs: and they respond best to ones that are bass and percussion heavy. I turned my iPod on and set it to random. It jumped to Devo's "Are You Experienced?"

That was a good choice.

As the song wound to a close, though, I got a nasty surprise: any lag between songs leads to a lag in vibrator performance. You know how iPods will sometimes have several seconds of quiet during the song transition? Well, that's several seconds sans vibration. Not a good feature.

But as I clicked through my song selection, I started to forget about that failing and more became interested in seeing which songs worked well with the vibe and which, well, didn't. A random sampling found that The Roots' "Swept Away," almost anything by The Chemical Brothers or Portishead, Fatboy Slim's "Love Life," and (somewhat surprisingly) Ne-Yo's "So Sick" all made my clit twitch.

The Violent Femmes, on the other hand, were largely a failure.

For many, the Naughtinano's utility may ultimately have more to do with your taste in music than anything else. If you prefer to masturbate to softspoken slow jams, you may find your sexy tunes leaving you in cold. Electrofiends, on the other hand, should be rather pleased with the experience.

Of course, you can always switch out the iPod attachment and turn the Naughtinano into a standard vibe, but I have a hard time seeing why you'd want to. Stripped of the iPod, the Naughtinano is just a basic one-speed vibe. Now seriously, where's the fun in that?

· OhMiBod (ohmibod.com)
· Buy the Naughtinano (store.babeland.com)

The content on the "Give Me Pink" DVDs is culled from the website of the same name, and we don't envy the good people at Cruel Media for what must have been a difficult task in assembling their newest compilation: it can't be easy sifting through all that foootage of insanely beautiful women squirting and fisting themselves to bring us the proverbial crème de la crème. The very prospect is enough to make even the strongest-willed of men weak in the knees.

Maybe that’s why they chose a woman to do it: Directrix Clara G serves up a hot dish of hot chicks working over their hot selves with hot pink jelly dildos. The release features 7 solo scenes running over 3 hours starring Tanya James (with whom we are smitten), Alexis Love, Angie Savage, Sonya, Peaches, Eve Angel, and Zuzana Z (no relation to Zorro). Each one starts out her scene with fingers and gradually moves on to several different types (and sizes) of toys, and the sheer variety of positions and insertions is enough to elevate the title considerably above and beyond its virtually nonexistent competition. (Oh, and did we mention we're smitten with Tanya James? Just checking.)

• "Give Me Pink 4" (DVD info + previews @ julesjordanvideo.com)
• Give Me Pink (givemepink.com)

If that's not depressing enough, try the dildo that puts you on a self-imposed sex strike based on the measurements of certain political and social facts. For example, if you set a "tolerance limit" of two Iraqi civilian deaths a day, then on any day where civilian deaths in Iraq exceed that number, the vibrator is locked out and you can't use it. No one dies and you're free to jack it! Awesome! Also creepy!

Obviously, these inventions are more Statements than useful masturbatory devices—it's probably better to imagine how a 8.5 quake would rock your hoo-hah instead of waiting for one. But the attempt to tie your daily orgasms to events affecting other people on Earth is a fascinating concept.

Both of these projects are being developed by a group called Cho-Yaba to compete for the "Golden Kleene" award at the next Arse Elektronika this fall. We're very interested in seeing the final results, even if given what we've seen so far their third as-yet-unveiled project—something called the "Perpetual Erection Machine"—is almost too spooky to contemplate. Even for us.

· a series of controversial dildonics (free.fr, via Slashdong)
· Controversial Dildonics (cho-yaba.com)
· Arse Elektronika 2008 (monochrom.at)

Those with braver souls (or more elastic pudenda) than myself may find themselves able to insert the Jollie with little to no prep work. I, however, required a lot of lube, at least one orgasm, and, ideally, a bit of starter penetration prior to working the Jollie inside my girlyparts. But once ensconced therein, the Jollie made it clear that all that prep had been well worth it: with its unique design it is, shall we say, a dildo like no other.

According to the packaging, the Jollie works by stimulating three pressure points. The tip slides under the cervix, creating a "full feeling;" the large bump presses into the gspot; and the handle wraps around to place pressure on the clitoris (with a ribbed surface for extra stimulation). Let me just tell you: it's all true! It does all that, and it's pretty awesome.

By now you're probably thinking, "A large dildo that slides under my cervix and presses on my clit? Sounds great, but how am I supposed to fuck myself with it?" And well you might ask that—because, as it happens, you don't. Rather than doing the old in n' out, the Jollie stays in place, sort of like a vaginal butt plug (for want of a better phrase). For added stimulation, you can press on the base of the toy to create a pulsing sensation, use the handle to gently rock it back and forth, or (my favorite) turn this fabulous dildo into a vibrating all-star by holding your favorite vibe against the base. Since it's silicone, it'll conduct the vibration just fine — and you'll be over the moon in no time, I promise.

· Buy the Jollie (babeland.com)

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Out of 900 porn stars, the following numbers would do the things listed below:

Solo: 875

Girl/Girl: 804

Boy/Girl: 770

Boy/Boy/Girl: 571

Fetish: 569

Blowjob: 542

Softcore: 393

Interracial: 375

Boy/Girl/Girl: 358

Swallow: 318

Toys: 291

Anal: 242

Girl/Girl/Anal: 233

Bondage: 220

Handjob: 174

Double Penetration: 151

Creampie: 146

Orgy: 137

Gangbang: 125

Blowbang: 80

Squirting: 75

Smokes: 62

Foot Job: 55

ATM: 46

Bukkake: 36

Double Vaginal: 28

Boy/Boy/Girl/Anal: 12

Boy/Girl/Girl/Anal: 12

Acting: 11

Double Anal: 4

· Source: What Will Porn Actresses Do? (thedeets.com)
· Images via Ask Jolene

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Sex Blog Roundup
by AlwaysArousedGirl

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Date Night

She was damp. I was hard. As I fell onto the bed she was quickly over me. I grabbed her tight and she slid down my cock hard. I groaned loudly in pleasure at the feeling of her. With a little adjustment, it was as if she was sucking my cock with her greedy pink pussy.

She twisted and turned her cavern around my hard cock, then lifted and dragged up and down on the head. I gripped her harder and consciously took in my breath slowly, making it last.

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The Three Amigos (working title)

I laid back on the towel, spread my legs, raised my knees and lazily petted my pussy. My window was open slightly and I could hear and smell the rain, the breeze lifting and raising my sheer, white curtains. It was all lovely and calm, but the whole foreplay aspect of this thing had come and gone. I slipped three fingers in right away, testing the waters. I squirted some lube on the biggest (thickest) dong and slid it in as far as it would go, pumping it in and out, slowly and gently, feeling myself stretch out. But apparently not stretched out enough. I grabbed the smaller dildo, lubed it up and swung my legs over my head and aimed for my ass. I groaned louder than I had intended, fell over to my side and worked my orifices to the best of their capabilities (in the ass, out of the pussy, in the pussy, out of the ass). I was building up into a pleasant little frenzy with a speed and synchronized rhythm that would never happen with two human beings.

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Pull

I pressed my lips to his as I eased my body between his legs. I felt his hands graze along my sides and my arms as I moved lower.

His erection greeted me. The long, brown shaft of skin stood firm up along his stomach. I took it in my hand in a full grip. His balls curled up the base of his penis, smaller and retreated. I put my mouth to his sack and licked slowly and gently. I could only find one round mass. It hunched in the center, lonely and missing his counterpart. I felt confused at the void.

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balanced on the tip of my tongue

This conversation, inevitably, led to kissing, my mouth on her neck, clavicle, nipples, which was suddenly such a heightened sensation because we were both so aware of the idea of her clit in my mouth.

Pushing her into the bedroom, I stripped her bare swiftly, laid her out on the bed. She wrapped her arms around my neck and pulled me to her in the sweetest gesture of vulnerability and desire; it was one of the strongest moments of the weekend.

"I want to taste you," I murmured into the skin of her neck and cheek. "I want your clit in my mouth. I want to get you all wet, then fuck you, get my cock out and slide it in deep ..."

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The Truth of the Matter

There's a type of guy who really truly gets off on fucking another man's wife. A guy who can look into a cuckold's eyes while he's fucking the man's wife and say with conviction, "This pussy is mine." And at that moment it really is.

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When Light Goes Black

A long while later, after I was satisfied with my exploration and learning of everything between your legs, I came back up to you. You grabbed my face and pulled me into your mouth.

Your legs were wild and splayed out and kicking in the air. You gripped me by the neck and then I, by yours. As I began fucking you; pounding down onto your hot, wet mound, I squeezed harder. Your tiny neck in my hands was strong and called for more. And as I began to leverage down and onto you with all of my weight, I was squeezing and thrashing your neck, your head into the pillows - slamming you up and down in a violent, choreographed fit of eroticism realized and desire exploding.

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See also: Sugasm #134: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail via Lightspeed Sorority (TGP/preview gallery via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

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· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)

Previously: (Another) Design A Sex Toy Contest, Babeland's Project Sex Toy 2006

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· Jude & Latti Show: Episode 1- Bath Time (video.xtube.com)
· The Jude & Latti Show (x02.xtube.com)

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· "Lesbian action during music production" (redtube.com)

There's a lot to love about the Odyssey Tickler. It's cute, quiet, and relatively cheap, and, for a vibe that runs on two AAA batteries, it has a pretty powerful motor. There's also the matter of the Tickler's... ticklers. As a fan of the Nubby G's nubs, I was really excited for some tickling action - and, happily, the Odyssey Tickler delivered as promised. Depending on your anatomy, you may have to wiggle the vibe around a bit to unlock the magic of the tickling. But hey, with a toy like this, the journey is half the fun.

But despite its charms, there was one problem I just couldn't ignore. Unlike its more complicated cousins, the Odyssey Tickler has just one button. If the vibe is off, pressing the button turns it on. If the vibe is on, pressing the button increases the vibration speed - unless you're at the third (and highest) vibration speed, in which case pressing the button shuts the vibe off. Which, in the heat of the moment, can really suck. Imagine grooving along to some really great fantasy, only to accidentally or absentmindedly press that button and shut everything down.

Yeah, it's kind of a buzzkill. Much as I enjoyed the Tickler, I think I'll be sticking with the Nubby G from here on out.

· Buy the Babeland Odyssey Tickler (babeland.com)

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· Flying Russian Penis Caught on Tape (daveandthomas.blogspot.com)

Manufactured by Nob Essence (the same company that brought us the Fling), the Flip is a beautifully handcrafted curved wooden toy, carved into a set of graduated beads.

So how does the Flip shape up? Quite nicely, actually. The beads start small and work their way up, allowing the user to control the intensity of the stimulation. New to butt play? Stick to the shallow waters. Anal expert? Take the plunge, and bury the Flip to the hilt!

In addition to its pleasurably beaded body, the Flip features a curved form for prostate stimulation. Sadly, as a prostate-free female, I can't offer too much comment on this feature. Though I'm sure it would feel quite wonderful if I had a prostate to stimulate, I actually found that I preferred rotating the toy so that the hook of the curve faced towards my back. Maybe it's a girl thing.

Lovely though the Flip is, it's not the best toy for those who like to leave a butt toy in for an all day (or at least several hour) treat. For one thing, the beaded shape makes the toy hard to grip and keep in. For another, the large rounded handle, though quite convenient when maneuvering the toy, leads to a limited range of motion. To put it bluntly: it's kinda hard to sit down when there's a large wooden ring sticking out of your ass.

Like the Fling, the Flip is coated in Lubrosity, a fancy coating that makes it chemical/bacteria-resistant, waterproof, and hypoallergenic—and it's phthalate-free. Didn't quite catch that? The important thing to remember is that it's easy to clean, won't get ruined by water (or your butt), and is compatible with all lubes.

A note for the adventurous girls out there: It is possible, if a bit tricky, to use the Flip and its sister dildo, the Fling, for some double penetration action. You know, if you're into that sort of thing. Don't say I never taught you nothing.

· Buy the The Flip (babeland.com)
· Nob Essence (nobessence.com)

So allow me to introduce the latest objet d'art-cum-sex toy to gain entrance to my nether regions: the Vergenza Mk. 1, a shiny metal dildo that looks like an art deco billy club... but feels like a little piece of heaven.

But first things first. Metal?

Yes, actually: aircraft-quality spun aluminum, to be precise. While this may sound like an odd material for a sex toy—this is, after all, a dildo, not a Boeing 747—it's actually an inspired choice. It's sterile, non-porous, and easy to clean; and it provides a vastly different sensation from silicone or rubber toys. Where rubber toys are soft and yielding, the Mk. 1 is firm and forceful. This is definitely a toy that means business.

And that's not the only benefit. As you may remember from chemistry class, aluminum is very temperature sensitive. Whether you're into a shock of ice cold pleasure or desperately desiring a little bit of warmth, the Mk. 1 can easily oblige. Simply soak the toy in heated or chilled water and marvel at its temperature-retaining properties. (It is worth noting, however, that the Mk.1 will also absorb your body heat, so even if it starts out cold it'll eventually end up at body temperature once you start sticking it in your junk.)

On the down side, the Mk. 1 isn't the prettiest toy on the market—and no, the fact that it comes in multiple colors doesn't really help. But thankfully, it's pretty easy to forget about aesthetics once you've got this thing inside you. Six levels of pleasure orbs? Awesome. Pleasure orbs bumping their way along my pleasure spots? Even awesomer. And in case you were wondering ... yes, you can flip it around and stick the handle in your hooha, or anywhere else you want. It's an interesting sensation, but you're probably better off using this toy as nature (or at least its manufacturer) intended.

The Mk. 1 comes with its very own storage bag, a black velvet "attaché" with a lovely silver pull cord. I recommend using it, both for protection and modesty. Sometimes, it's just better to be discreet than deal with questions about your fancy new nightstick.

· Mk. 1 (inspiredbyvergenza.com)

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· "Two Girls having Fun on Boat Trip" (RedTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

But then I learned about phthalates, and suddenly the Nubby G's jelly rubber skin seemed far less inviting. Sure, I could always be safe and put a condom on it - but somehow, it just wasn't the same. I abandoned the Nubby G and went in search of other toys, hoping that I'd find one that could compare - and wouldn't raise my risk of a nasty disease.

A few weeks ago, my prayers were answered: Babeland announced their new line of toys, and I was pleased to see a new, thermoplastic rubber Nubby G listed among their offerings. But my excitement quickly turned to doubt: could this really be as good as the classic Nubby G? Would it live up to my memories? Would it make me come as hard and as frequently and as well?

In a word, yes. The Babeland Nubby G lives up to its promises: once I got my hands (and other parts) on it, I couldn't put it down. The Nubby G's magical abilities were every bit as stimulating as I remembered: my G was rubbed, my clit was nubbed, and my legs were quickly shaking in ecstasy.

I'm older, wiser, and a bit more experienced than I was when I discovered the original Nubby G, so its shortcomings are more apparent to me now: as a battery-powered toy, it doesn't rock as hard (or as long) as some of the rechargeable toys I've become acquainted with - and yes, it is aggravating when the batteries die in the middle of a particularly hot jack off sesh. But given its many other charms (and bargain basement price!), I'm willing to overlook that. The Nubby G will always have a place in my heart ... and one right by my ladyparts, too.

[We originally reported this toy as being made of silicone. It is actually made of thermoplastic rubber. Our apologies for the mistake.]

· Buy the Babeland Nubby G (babeland.com)

I must admit that when I first encountered the Fling, I was full of doubt. Would a wooden dildo actually feel good? Would I be able to sterilize it? Would it warp when I washed it? Would I get splinters in my cooch?

But within mere moments of insertion, all my doubts went away. To put it simply, this dildo feels really fucking good. Wide at the top, with a thin stem that leads into a nicely positioned handle, the Fling manages to make you feel pleasantly full while avoiding any painful "stretched out" sensations. Though insertion can a little difficult, and requires some lube, when the Fling actually makes it inside it's well worth it.

(A tip for experienced fappers: once you have the Fling comfortably inserted, try rotating it 180 degrees. Surprise! You've just entered a whole new world of sensation. You can thank me later.)

As an added bonus to its awesome functionality, the Fling's beautiful form makes it a definite contender for the Discreet Sex Toy award: to those who aren't in the know, it looks like a carved wooden objet d'art. So if you forget to stow it away, no one will be the wiser. (Unless carved wooden hippie art isn't your style. Then you might find yourself faced with a few questions.)

The Fling is coated in Lubrosity, a trademarked finish that's chemical/bacteria-resistant, waterproof, hypoallergenic, and phthalate-free. Translation: it can be sterilized (wash it well or use an antiseptic cleaner), is shower friendly, and probably won't give you cancer. It also happens to be compatible with all types of lubricant. Score one for old fashioned materials!

· Buy the Fling (babeland.com)