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John D.
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Gram Ponante
Ron Jeremy At The Adult Novelty Expo: Are We Having Fun Yet?
Our good friend Jamye Waxman just spent two days at AVN Novelty Expo in Los Angeles (like the regular AVN Expo, but for dildos), and she filed this report on her website. It's safe to say that she found it a lot more interesting than Ron Jeremy did. Seriously, there was a lot of cool stuff there that may soon be stuffed inside you. (avnnoveltyexpo.com + jamyewaxman.com)
Some of you might think that hot hardcore porn is all about guy on girl or guy on girl on guy or girl on girl or some other combination of guys and girls, but always involving multiple partners. Not so! In fact, sometimes there's nothing hotter than what a girl can get up to all by herself, as evidenced by the latest installment of Cruel Media's "Give Me Pink" all-solo girl DVD series.
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If you're looking for even more ways to celebrate the glories of democracy this weekend, might we suggest casting your vote in this survey to determine which amateur porn dude sets off the most sirens when it comes to shoving dildos up his butt? After all, the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of anal sex toys is practically guaranteed by the Constitution and everything! (Except in Alabama, that is ... ) (queerclick.com)
San Francisco's annual Arse Elektronika events sees the sexiest of the geeky (or the geekiest of the sexy) trying to outnerd each other with fabulous sexual inventions that are impractical, implausible, and exactly what you want for Christmas. It's also a great way for tinkerers of this sort to experiment with new and wacky ideas. Like, say, a vibrator that's hooked up to the U.S. Geological Survey and only buzzes when there's an earthquake somewhere in the world: you just plug it in, turn it on, and ... wait for a completely unpredictable natural disaster! Only trouble is that when your own "Big One" finally arrives, it's tempered by the realization that a building might have collapsed somewhere with people trapped inside. Talk about a buzzkill.
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The Jollie is a big dildo. Not Rascal Doubleteamer big, mind you; but with a 6 inch circumference at its widest, the Jollie is no shrinking violet. (It is, of course, violet, but really now — what did you expect?)
Those with braver souls (or more elastic pudenda) than myself may find themselves able to insert the Jollie with little to no prep work. I, however, required a lot of lube, at least one orgasm, and, ideally, a bit of starter penetration prior to working the Jollie inside my girlyparts. But once ensconced therein, the Jollie made it clear that all that prep had been well worth it: with its unique design it is, shall we say, a dildo like no other.
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12:15 PM on Mon Jun 16 2008
By Lux Nightmare
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Those wacky porn stars... is there anything they won't do? Well yes, actually. Though some adult performers are up for anything, others shy away from things like double anal or even interracial scenes (to say nothing of the more hardcore dirtpipe milkshake). But of the many things that make up the standard porn arsenal, which acts are commonplace and which are, uh, harder to come by? Based on the listings on one adult talent agency's website, an enterprising blogger has done a bit of research ... and the answers may surprise you. Out of just over 900 porn stars, how many would participate in a solo shoot? Boy/girl? Double vaginal? Actual acting? Answers (with some helpful photo illustrations) after the jump.
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Graduation gowns, tossed mortarboards, and puking your guts out at your very last keg party are on the agenda for many this month. But when sitting through yet another speech about the endless possibilities the future has in store, our thoughts tend to wander—as do those of some of our favorite sex bloggers, who spend their time thinking about post-graduate sex. In today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene, we'll take a class on how to conduct a fast-paced date night, write a dissertation on cunnilingus techniques, and then some advanced study of cuckholding sex. It's a complete education in a handful of blog posts ... and you won't even have to take out a high-interest loan to pay for it all!
Continue your education with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.
Sure, we like real life penises as much as the next omnisexual porn fan—they can be a whole lot of fun, whether you own one yourself or have to rely on a friend's. But on those days when a nice engorged cock just isn't in the picture, we find that good old fashioned strapon can do the job just fine ... and sometimes even better. Whether you're giving it good to your best girlfriend, teaching your boyfriend to bend over, sharing a special moment with your favorite teddy bear or just getting a little extra help with some double penetration action, a strapon is sure to come in handy. For all those reasons—and many more—we hereby salute the strapon with today's collection of videos. See the difference a little (or not-so-little) something extra can make after the jump.
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And speaking of sex toys (purple or otherwise): do you ever find yourself paging longingly through our Marital Aid Test Kitchen archives wishing that you too could be a professional dildo reviewer? Here's your chance: sex toy retailer LoveHoney is now recruiting judges for the UK Sex Toy Awards, and twenty lucky Brits will have the chance to test out ten sex toys each as part of the process. (Yeah, you have to be a UK resident to participate—but if there's a better reason to emigrate we'd like to know what it is.) Apply today! (lovehoney.co.uk)
We've long wondered why so many sex toys are purple—and finally, someone has taken the time to try and find out. Even if this poll of several sex toy luminaries still doesn't explain our peculiar fascination with a certain large and fuzzy fast food promotional character. (nakedcity.com)
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If combing through our Marital Aid Test Kitchen archives has only convinced you that the perfect sex toy hasn't been invented yet—and in case you missed the opportunity to design your own the last couple of times a company decided to do a promotional stunt like this—you might want to grab those drafting supplies and come up with an entry for Adam & Eve's "Build A Better Sex Toy" contest; the winner will see his or her design manufactured by the company and eventually bringing smiles to the faces of discriminating sex toy consumers the world over. (Providing they share your concept of what constitutes a better sex toy, of course.) Currently there's no dedicated website advertising the contest—the press release we received today advises would-be orgasmical Edisons to send their entries and contact information to contest (at) adamandeve.com—but while you're waiting for Adam & Eve to set one up, just think of all the focus group fun you can have in the meantime.
· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
Previously: (Another) Design A Sex Toy Contest, Babeland's Project Sex Toy 2006
A friendly reminder from your environmentalist friends: going green isn't just about recycling and hybrid cars. You can green your sex toys, too—and this list of eco-friendly sex toys should help you get things going. (And they're not even all made of wood!) (smartplanet.com)
Feeling intimated by the raw, ultimate power of the Rascal Doubleteamer? These adorable little toys might be more your speed. We're particularly fond of the Hello Kitty vibe ... but then again, who isn't? (guanabee.com)
As we page our way through all the amateur porno content on the internet, we occasionally find something really special—a standout product, if you will. "The Jude & Latti Show"—something of a porno podcast—is a perfect example. In each episode, the eponymous couple talk about their sex lives, show off their toys, fuck on camera, and (best of all!) take special requests from their viewers. It's like turning a sex blog into a talk show, only without the boring guests and cute animal acts. (In other words, it's actually entertaining.)
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After a long hard day's work in the recording studio, we love taking a break to, uh, make some beautiful music (if you know what we mean). Ideally with a dirty talking Ashlee Simpson look-a-like and a dildo. Ah yes, that's the perfect way to unwind. Though sadly, even access to the highest quality recording equipment won't make porn music sound any better.
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Attack Of The Penis Copter
Oh, those crazy Russian activists! They interrupted a speech by chess champ turned politician Gary Kasparov with some sort of flying dildo contraption. But they sure made their point! (Wait, was their point again?) Click for video and the security guard's King Kong reaction.
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