Sleepovers are just the best!

A family that squirts together, stays together!

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

If you need to drop a power load, enjoy the following...

Raging Stallion Studios and Naked Sword present Labyrinth.

Militia'ing ain't easy. The words of his lordship Big Daddy Kane ring true today as the Oregon militia is being bombarded with much needed gifts of blankets and cans of beans, along with a smattering of dildos and the occasional bag of dicks. That's right, people are sending these assholes dildos, and you've befuddled them.

Recently Texas (of course it's Texas) Governor Greg Abbot passed a law that forced universities to allow people to carry concealed handguns onto campus. Some people are fine with this, but it doesn’t sit well with everyone like University of Texas graduate Jessica Jin who found something odd about this new law. You can carry a gun on campus, but you can’t carry a dildo.

When Scotty Blake is alone, he gets more adventurous than usual. And this adventure included a trip to the grocery store, so he could fuck himself with a cucumber.

So, you've probably seen this story floating around, but it's 100% worth your time to hear about it if you haven't already. CNN got up in arms Saturdy when, during London's Gay Pride Parade this past Saturday, they spotted what they believed to be the ISIS flag, but which actually turned out to be a flag covered in dildos and butt plugs.