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All right, Junior Gumshoes, it's time to put on your detective hats and look into the mystery of the disappearing dildos! The case of the bye-bye buttplugs! And the enigma of the vanishing vibrators! That's right, some evil villain or villains has stolen over $60,000 dollars worth of Fun Toy London sex toy!


 


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A family that squirts together, stays together!

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In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

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Raging Stallion Studios and Naked Sword present Labyrinth.

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When Disney bought the rights to Star Wars and announced the new movies, I think we all knew that Disney would go all out with the Star Wars merchandise. There are some that make sense, like the action figures, the Lego sets, and models, but others like oranges, soup, and apparently, these “pool toys” that look kind of like dildos.

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Militia'ing ain't easy. The words of his lordship Big Daddy Kane ring true today as the Oregon militia is being bombarded with much needed gifts of blankets and cans of beans, along with a smattering of dildos and the occasional bag of dicks. That's right, people are sending these assholes dildos, and you've befuddled them.

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Recently Texas (of course it's Texas) Governor Greg Abbot passed a law that forced universities to allow people to carry concealed handguns onto campus. Some people are fine with this, but it doesn’t sit well with everyone like University of Texas graduate Jessica Jin who found something odd about this new law. You can carry a gun on campus, but you can’t carry a dildo.

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When Scotty Blake is alone, he gets more adventurous than usual. And this adventure included a trip to the grocery store, so he could fuck himself with a cucumber.

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So, you've probably seen this story floating around, but it's 100% worth your time to hear about it if you haven't already. CNN got up in arms Saturdy when, during London's Gay Pride Parade this past Saturday, they spotted what they believed to be the ISIS flag, but which actually turned out to be a flag covered in dildos and butt plugs.

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First things first, these don't really exist. At the moment these are conceptual, and given Marvel's continued insistence that their properties are kid friendly, I wouldn't ever expect these to see the light of day in any real capacity. Nevertheless, these are fairly creative works of art by Hungarian artist Balazs Sarmai and are worth admiring. Let's do that, shall we?

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Imagine Emilia Clarke sitting on THIS throne.

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BelAmi will soon join CockyBoys, Falcon, and Evil Angel with its own line of sex toys from leading sex toy makers Icon Brands. The first wave of Signature Dongs will be molded on Vadim Farrell, Kris Evans, Jack Harrer, Adam Archuleta and Joel Birkin, and will be released at the end of this month.

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