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In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

If you need to drop a power load, enjoy the following...

Raging Stallion Studios and Naked Sword present Labyrinth.

When Disney bought the rights to Star Wars and announced the new movies, I think we all knew that Disney would go all out with the Star Wars merchandise. There are some that make sense, like the action figures, the Lego sets, and models, but others like oranges, soup, and apparently, these “pool toys” that look kind of like dildos.

Militia'ing ain't easy. The words of his lordship Big Daddy Kane ring true today as the Oregon militia is being bombarded with much needed gifts of blankets and cans of beans, along with a smattering of dildos and the occasional bag of dicks. That's right, people are sending these assholes dildos, and you've befuddled them.

Recently Texas (of course it's Texas) Governor Greg Abbot passed a law that forced universities to allow people to carry concealed handguns onto campus. Some people are fine with this, but it doesn’t sit well with everyone like University of Texas graduate Jessica Jin who found something odd about this new law. You can carry a gun on campus, but you can’t carry a dildo.

When Scotty Blake is alone, he gets more adventurous than usual. And this adventure included a trip to the grocery store, so he could fuck himself with a cucumber.

So, you've probably seen this story floating around, but it's 100% worth your time to hear about it if you haven't already. CNN got up in arms Saturdy when, during London's Gay Pride Parade this past Saturday, they spotted what they believed to be the ISIS flag, but which actually turned out to be a flag covered in dildos and butt plugs.

Want more celebrity skin, supermodel nudity, and pornographic comings and goings on the Internet? Here are some Fleshbot-approved links that will supplement your insatiable desires for all things nude and naughty.

A quick history lesson on dildos (rabbitsreviews.com)

A submissive Maddy O'Reilly is the hottest thing ever (sex.com)

Russian hottie Dina Roud will give you goosebumps (egotastic.com)

Katya Averyanova is flat out amazing (hollywoodtuna.com)

Mr. Skin presents a salute to Petite Princesses like Alyssa Milano (mrskin.com)

Joey Fisher strips on the stairs (boobieblog.com)

She has Al Pacino's GREAT ASS of the day (doubleviking.com)

10 hot Girl Next Door selfies (steakwood.com)

Molly by Dan Hilburn (drunkenstepfather.com)

Ashley Tisdale nips out (taxidrivermovie.com)

Gillian Anderson wears a see-through dress (and nipple patches?) (thenipslip.com)

This MILF will finger herself until you cum (wtfpeople.com)

First things first, these don't really exist. At the moment these are conceptual, and given Marvel's continued insistence that their properties are kid friendly, I wouldn't ever expect these to see the light of day in any real capacity. Nevertheless, these are fairly creative works of art by Hungarian artist Balazs Sarmai and are worth admiring. Let's do that, shall we?

Imagine Emilia Clarke sitting on THIS throne.

BelAmi will soon join CockyBoys, Falcon, and Evil Angel with its own line of sex toys from leading sex toy makers Icon Brands. The first wave of Signature Dongs will be molded on Vadim Farrell, Kris Evans, Jack Harrer, Adam Archuleta and Joel Birkin, and will be released at the end of this month.

Who could forget that time Rob Lowe pulled a David Caruso and left a highly successful show to go headline his own series, only to see it go up in flames? And speaking of things going up in flames, danger was apparently on the horizon for Lowe's show The Lyon's Den when they were forced to shoot it at a warehouse adjacent to a dildo factory.