Call me romantic, but I admire a good porn storyline. When lonely British inmate Danny D. receives a visit from sympathetic guard Franki, I just knew he was going to make another Australia—to wit: a penal colony—on her face.
Life must be very exciting for Tanya Tate these days. Last month she had her body parts immortalized in cyberskin thanks to Fleshlight, and now she's starring in a pornographic remake of one of the most beloved teen romps of the '80s, "Weird Science." Kelly LeBrock helped a lot of nerds and blued many pairs of balls, so Tanya really has her work cut out for her.
Can Danny D., an affable Brit blessed with a huge schlong, hope to sell a straight porn movie based on his name recognition? No. But he should. (Porn is Unfair.)
Welcome to the wizarding world of Danny D, Britain's favorite male porn charmer with an 11-inch magic wand. Watch him work his sorcery -- by jamming that cock up into some tight British pussy. We think that's how it's done.
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