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Over a year after one NYC boutique hotel started offering room service sex toys, the hot new gimmick that hotels are using to ~~gouge you on pointless amenities~~ customize your lodging experience are sex kits that you can buy at the mini-bar, including condoms and massage oils. Heck, just being in a room that doesn't charge by the hour is enough to get us in the mood. (abcnews.go.com)

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This Week In Condoms (= Not Olympic Athletes, Apparently) As usual, athletes in the Olympic Village have access to free condoms during the Games. What's not as usual is that no one is using them. Maybe they're all taking that "no sex before competition rule" a little too seriously? We thought it was always have sex before competition rule, but maybe that's why we don't have any bronze medals. (avn.com + yahoo.com)

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While we appreciate the great strides that condom advertising has made over the past several years, we have to say that the image of a pig splooging suntan lotion all over a woman's bikini-clad back isn't exactly making us rush out to stock up on Trojans anytime soon. It is, however, reminding us that we haven't been to nearly enough beach bukkake parties this summer as we usually go to, so maybe it's not a total wash. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

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We all know that condoms save lives—but did you know they can also save the rain forest? Wrap it up, kids: if not for yourselves (or for Chi Chi LaRue), then for Mother Earth. (allheadlinenews.com, happy Earth saver photo, via irelandlogue.com)

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Worst way to learn that you've been cuckolded: finding a used condom in your wife's hooha. (For the doubters: yes, it can happen). (observer.org.sz + onedatatime.typepad.com)

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4:32 PM on Thu Feb 28 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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We thought everyone loved those New York City condoms as much as we do —until we found out that a group of Orthodox Jews think that the slogan "Get some" is "grossly offensive" and "encourages young people to have unprotected sex." Hey, no one tell them about "Assraelis," okay? (nysun.com)

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History buffs should appreciate this gallery of ancient condom wrappers from the '30s and '40s. Just like Grandpa used ... or didn't use, obviously, otherwise you wouldn't be here. (ep.tc, via copyranter.blogspot.com)

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Perhaps inspired by the swank designs of other bespoke condom manufacturers, the Mt. Baker (Washington) Planned Parenthood is holding its own condom packet design contest with a $300 prize to the artist who creates the best safer sex-themed design. Well, $300 and the chance for your art to be seen by thousands of boinkers throughout Whatcom, Skagit and San Juan Counties! If that isn't enough of an incentive, we don't know what is (plannedparenthood.org)

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