It seems like every single week Bella Hadid has done another really awesome photo shoot or print ad or sexy Instagram post. I honestly don't know how she has the energy or stamina to keep up this pace, but damn it, she's doing some really great work. Whatever your secret is, Bella Hadid, please keep doing it for us!
It doesn't really matter what the hell I say, the only thing you are going to hear is Sports Illustrated 2017 Swimsuit Issue.
In a decision that I assume took all over 27 seconds, Kate Upton will once again be on the cover of the famed Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. And what's even better, since it is her third time, they are going to put out three different covers. Three different sexy versions of the same woman, that's pretty awesome if you ask me.
Is there any greater symbol of love than a heart? For the longest time I would have said no, but now I know that there is something greater, more powerful, and more beautiful than just a plain old heart. Yes, the truest and best symbol of love is a heart pastie on Chrissy Teigen's breasts.
They say in life you have to find something you love, do it every day, and you'll never work a day in your life. While I'm sure Lea Michele loves singing, dancing, and acting, she could really make a pretty awesome career out of just taking sexy pictures in bed.
I'm not quite sure how the telegram evolved into the candygram, but it's pretty easy to figure out how the Flashing Ashley Graham is set to the best big thing in grams. We care enough to send the very best, and is there anything better than Ashley Graham flashing her incredible cleavage? If there is, then I don't want to know about it.
In a not very surprising move, Playboy has finally realized that without nudity there is no Playboy.
Probably one of the least sexiest things most normal people can attempt is to be sexy on a car. I'm sorry, but climbing on a car is truly an art and not something for the general public. If you are going to climb on a car you better be a topless Charlotte McKinney. And if you are a topless Charlotte McKinney, then just stick to standing by the car.
Look, I would love nothing more than to make a bunch of weather puns and heatwave jokes, maybe toss in some kind of lightning reference, but damn it, Yanet Garcia is really freaking hot. I don't know if I have enough energy to focus on her hotness and come up with weather jokes.
While these ladies might be rookies in the eyes of Sports Illustrated, I highly doubt they are new to the world of being incredibly hot. I have a feeling that each of these ladies has been hot for a long time and will continue to be hot for many years to come. But this is their first crack at rocking swimsuits (or lack thereof) in SI's famed Swimsuit edition. I think it's safe to say that hit it out of the park.
I'll openly admit to never having the opportunity to play beer pong (never been invited to that kind of party), but I really must say when Olivia Munn plays I have to wonder what the slogan on her swimsuit means. Is that like her catchphrase? Is it some kind of company logo? Is that her new beer pong team? And why is it so damn sexy?
Yes, I know, it's totally lame to make a wizard joke when referring to Emma Watson, but you know it's true. She is so freaking hot, it's like someone cast a spell over you. One could go so far as to say Emma Watson is so hot it's magical.
Growing up landlocked I'll admit that one thing I wish I knew how to do was surf. It just always seemed like such a cool thing to do, all the people who surfed looked cool, and most of all Michelle Monaghan has some fantastic sideboob while holding a surfboard. Yeah, just about every part of surfing is cool.
While a Lute can be almost any stringed instrument that has the strings running in a plane parallel to the sound table, possesses a deep round back, and is plucked, I don't think any of us have cared about one until Malin Åkerman decided to hold one while wearing a see-through dress. I don't even know or care if she can play the Lute, she just looks sexy as hell holding one.
Stop right now. Seriously, stop whatever it is you are currently doing and watch this Pamela Anderson commercial. I'm kidding around, you must watch this right now. Do not do it in five minutes, do not make a note to watch it later, do not pass Go and collect $200 dollars. Watch. It. Right. Now.
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