As we all know, Playboy recently decided to go non-nude and our hearts sank. For many of us, Playboy gave us our first glimpse at a beautiful nude woman, and believing those days of the glossy nudes would be over was simply too much for us to bear. But then, a miracle: Playboy declared it had come to its senses and decided to go back to having nudes. What better way to celebrate this wonderful return to sanity then by counting down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities to Pose for Playboy?
Not too long ago, Cindy Crawford announced her retirement from modeling and we all took however long we all needed to grieve (some longer than others). And yet Cindy Crawford keeps pooping up in new photo spreads. What’s going on, Cindy Crawford? Are you trying to break our hearts again?
OK, I’m going to make a statement. Some might say it’s a bit of a stretch, and others will probably agree with me right away, but Hilary Rhoda is giving off a Cindy Crawford vibe and I’m kind of loving it.
We all know that Cindy Crawford has retired from probably one of the greatest model careers ever. But that doesn't mean she has hung up her bikini and we will never see her beautiful body again. Thanks to Instagram we can gaze lovingly at the good old regular citizen of the world Cindy Crawford in a bikini.
Just like everyone else, I took a long moment of silent when Cindy Crawford announced that she would be retiring from modeling. Yes, it is an end to one incredibly beautiful career. It would seem she isn’t quite done yet, and still has just a little more of her beauty to share with us.
Since I am not the Pope, I have no idea what it takes to qualify someone for Sainthood, but I think that Claudia Schiffer, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell deserve to become Saints of Hotness.
I take one look at Cindy Crawford topless with a hand bra and when I say “wow” my voice cracks.
If you’ve never been to any kind of reunion, I can sum it up for you—they are dumb, but if I were invited to a reunion involving some of the 1990s hottest supermodels I would definitely check yes.
Remember a couple of months ago when we got to see those un-retouched photos of Cindy Crawford and some mean things were said about how 'old' she looks? Well, it turns out those weren't real, and after seeing those photos of Cindy in a sheer lace dress, showing off her beautiful nipples like it 'aint no thang', that should be obvious.
When the world’s greatest superheroes joined forces they called it The Justice League. When the world’s greatest supermodels are together in one place we could call it the Just Hot League, or Legion of Boobs, if they are evil supermodels.
We're not quite sure what "pillow tweets" are (pillow talk for the digital age?), but we like that they come accompanied by sexy photos of celebs.
It's quite a freaky, hardcore compilation of scenes if the one featuring Audrey Hollander looks the tamest, but "Bound 5" makes us never want to visit the butterfly exhibit at USC ever again.
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