What's Going On With Your Panties, Lindsay Lohan?
Nov 29, 2012 | Posted in Celebrity
What's Going On With Your Panties, Lindsay Lohan?

Whoa. This? This business right here? It's beyond us, we're lost, we don't know what to say about it. There's Lindsay Lohan (who got arrested again last night), there are her panties, there's what looks like a wet spot on those panties, and there's the look of fear in her eyes.

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"Pathology" Is The Study Of Orgasms Near Dead Bodies, Right?
Nov 28, 2012 | Posted in TV/Movies

It's not? Well crap, we thought we could snag an extra degree just by watching Lauren Lee Smith hump her way to happiness in crime scenes and morgues, but we guess we'll just have to watch sex for sex's sake. Great. Hey, did you know that Lauren became a regular on "CSI" the same year this movie came out? Maybe we're right about that pathology thing.

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We Think We've Seen Those Panties Before, Nicole Scherzinger
Nov 27, 2012 | Posted in Celebrity
We Think We've Seen Those Panties Before, Nicole Scherzinger

There's no way to say this that won't make us sound like straight-up panty fiends, so we're just going to say it: we always see Nicole Scherzinger wearing these same panties. Seriously, we've seen three upskirt photos before and she's always rocking those plain cream-colored undies.

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Hey, That Olivia Wilde Sex Scene Came Out!
Nov 26, 2012 | Posted in TV/Movies

A couple of months ago, we heard that Olivia Wilde would be (finally) showing her boobs in an adult encounter taking place in "Deadfall." We only had a picture then, but we have video now, and everybody knows that video beats picture, so let us celebrate the day we finally saw Olivia Wilde work that body with glorious cinematic movement!

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You Obviously Want More Of Rihanna's Fleshy GQ Shoot
Nov 26, 2012 | Posted in Celebrity
You Obviously Want More Of Rihanna's Fleshy GQ Shoot

It's cool, you don't have to hide it. We noticed you acting all tight-faced and weird like you have to pee or something, and we know that means you're trying to peep more of Rihanna's sweaty shoot she did for GQ. Do you feel this way because you feel burned by the uncensored "Unapologetic" cover? Don't hide your feelings from us, we're your friends!

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Let's Get "The Details" On Elizabeth Banks's Juicy Booty
Nov 26, 2012 | Posted in TV/Movies

There's a scene in "The Details" during which Tobey Maguire and Elizabeth Banks have a bunch of standing sex in the bathroom, but it zooms by at thrice the normal speed. "Fuck that," cried the Earth, "we're trying to get a good look at Elizabeth's butt, slow that biz down." So that biz got slowed down and here that biz is!

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Two Shirts Can't Stop Ellen Pompeo's Nipples
Nov 26, 2012 | Posted in Celebrity
Two Shirts Can't Stop Ellen Pompeo's Nipples

We've seen Ellen Pompeo's nipples push through gym clothing before, and that stuff is dense and body compressing, so it's no surprise that these two thin shirts failed to stop the march of her mammaries. However, we are surprised by that cute face that Ellen is making. That's a nice treat.

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The Parking Lot Is Paz De La Huerta's Dressing Room
Nov 26, 2012 | Posted in Hardcore
The Parking Lot Is Paz De La Huerta's Dressing Room

She didn't want to change in the car, in the bathroom, or on the beach, so she didn't; she's Paz de la Huerta and she does what she wants, when she wants, usually with a lit cigarette in one hand, and nudity often plays a role.

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