Nobody Has A Shinier Chest Than Liberty Ross
Feb 26, 2013 | Posted in Celebrity
Nobody Has A Shinier Chest Than Liberty Ross

We don't know what kind of material is covering Liberty Ross's torso, but that iridescent gray and grainy sheen makes it look like we're watching hidden camera footage of her boobs. It's a shame we can't see her nipples because of those (glorious) pasties, but maybe we're about to see her boobs rob a liquor store!

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Congratulations To Anne Hathaway And Her Nipples
Feb 25, 2013 | Posted in Celebrity
Congratulations To Anne Hathaway And Her Nipples

When a celebrity you love wins an Oscar, it sort of feels like you're winning it, too--you get your emotions all wrapped up in theirs, and when you see them shining on the stage as they accept their award, it's a glowing and cathartic moment. The same can be said when you see a beloved celebrity on the red carpet with her stiff nipples poking through her gown. Anne's nipples were stiff, and so are ours.

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A Nipple-y Day In Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's Neighborhood
Feb 25, 2013 | Posted in Celebrity
A Nipple-y Day In Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's Neighborhood

When Rosie Huntington-Whiteley walks around Beverly Hills, she's in her element, and her stride shows it. Back straight, chin up, nipples out, strut on, and God help anyone who gets in her way. Oh, Rosie, won't you be our neighbor?

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Raise A Glass And An Eyebrow To Amal Fashanu's Areola
Feb 22, 2013 | Posted in Celebrity
Raise A Glass And An Eyebrow To Amal Fashanu's Areola

The dress is looking flossy, the lipstick matches, the eyebrows are primed to sass, what are we missing? Some accidental nudity, just a whiff of it, we only need a whisper of woman flesh to make this look complete. Does Amal Fashanu have it? Oh you know she does.

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What Color Are Your Panties, Paulina Gretzky?
Feb 22, 2013 | Posted in Celebrity
What Color Are Your Panties, Paulina Gretzky?

It looks like we have a triple whammy going on here: panties, cleavage, and a tasty helping of thigh with a strangely shaped bruise on top! We realize we're the only ones who are into bruises, but whatever, you'll come around eventually. Just imagine Paulina foiling a corner store stick-up by kneeing some criminal in his crotch; that bruise is from his belt buckle.

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These Celebrities Need To Calm Their Nipples Down
Feb 21, 2013 | Posted in Celebrity
These Celebrities Need To Calm Their Nipples Down

It's not that we don't like pokies--we love them, nipples are always appreciated, even when they're sharp and threatening--it's just that we're worried about all the tension in the air. What if everyone in Hollywood is stressing out too hard and carrying all that negative energy in their respective nipples? What will happen to Nicole Kidman, Minka Kelly, and AnnaLynne McCord?

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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace And Nicola McLean: Upskirt Heroes
Feb 20, 2013 | Posted in Celebrity
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace And Nicola McLean: Upskirt Heroes

These just might be the greatest upskirt photos we've ever seen. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is one of the most expressive and enthusiastic ladies to have ever (repeatedly) flashed her panties and nipples, Nicola McLean hosts a TV show after which she traditionally gets drunk with her guests, and together, they stole a fucking shopping cart and gave us this.

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There's The Kate Moss We All Know And Love And Ogle
Feb 19, 2013 | Posted in Models
There's The Kate Moss We All Know And Love And Ogle

We weren't feigning enthusiasm when we praised Kate Moss and the boob-based birthmark she flashed in i-D, but all that aside, we're extremely happy to see this surreal hodgepodge of flora and fauna and fine-ass Kate Moss doing the full frontal thing in the new issue of Love. Thank you, Kate, and thank you too, photographer Tim Walker; we needed this.

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