Lena Katina's Maxim Spread Is Too Hot For t.A.T.u.
Jan 15, 2013 | Posted in Celebrity

The world has seen the last of Russian babe-duo t.A.T.u, but Lena Katina is still finding ways to make our hearts sing. Maxim Russia recently took some pics of Lena wearing translucent lingerie and being sprayed with water because, well, those things go awesomely together. Plus, we choose to believe that the drippiness is a subtle homage to the drenched schoolgirl uniforms in the "All the Things She Said" music video.

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Eva Longoria Lets One Of Her Golden Globes Out
Jan 15, 2013 | Posted in Celebrity
Eva Longoria Lets One Of Her Golden Globes Out

Fashion and celebrity blogs are all talking about how Eva Longoria pulled an Angelina Jolie by showing a ton of leg at the Golden Globes, but they're not telling you that Eva also showed a ton of boob! That's why you come to Fleshbot: hard hitting journalism.

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The Sinister Hypnosis Of Strip Clubs
Jan 15, 2013 | Posted in TV/Movies

Some pulsing music, comfortable seating, cozy temperature, and a naked swaying body on which to rest your eyes: yep, sounds like a quick way to get hypnotized to us. Even if you love strippers and strip clubs, there are times times when you kind of want someone to come in and shoot a mirror, just in case the mirrors are enchanted and draining you of life essence.

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Taylor Swift's Pasties Excite Us More Than Pasties Should
Jan 14, 2013 | Posted in Celebrity
Taylor Swift's Pasties Excite Us More Than Pasties Should

On the one hand, they're just pasties. On the other hand, they're pasties attached to the nipples of Taylor Swift, a sweet PYT with the grace of a thousand prancing does, from whom we've only even seen panties (and only during concerts). So, in our state of advanced Swift starvation, we find these flesh-colored circles of modesty extremely sexy and thank our lucky stars that some fast photographer found this angle.

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No Pants Can Contain Lady Gaga's Ass
Jan 14, 2013 | Posted in Celebrity
No Pants Can Contain Lady Gaga's Ass

We're pretty sure this act of pants-splitting was intentional, but nonetheless, it says some pretty powerful things about that popstar posterior. Today, Lady Gaga's ass is tearing leather; tomorrow, the fabric of spacetime.

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Hello, Rihanna. Braless As Usual, Yes?
Jan 11, 2013 | Posted in Celebrity
Hello, Rihanna. Braless As Usual, Yes?

It's times like these we start to worry about the underwear industry. How can anyone sell a bra with all these celebrities walking around braless? A lot of people look up to Rihanna (we think, though we could be wrong about that) and when they see her not wearing a bra, they think, "I'm not going to wear one either. I'll be free and stiff-nippled just like Riri!"

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Gillian Anderson Has Shining Eyes, Jewelry, And Nipples
Jan 11, 2013 | Posted in Celebrity
Gillian Anderson Has Shining Eyes, Jewelry, And Nipples

The only thing we love more than a MILF with illuminated nipples is a MILF who uses said shiny nipples to accessorize. Gillian Anderson's all black outfit is the perfect platform upon which her blue-green eyes, gold droplets, and rich red nipples may stand out. Will this woman ever stop being gorgeous?

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It's Time For Retro Alyssa Milano Movie Sex!
Jan 11, 2013 | Posted in TV/Movies

It's Friday morning, we're feeling groovy, and now seems like the perfect time to watch Alyssa Milano get freaky in 1996. That year was, as we remember it, a generally freaky year (Bill Clinton got reelected! The Ramones played their last show! The Olympic Games were in Atlanta!) and so it feels appropriate to remember it through the topless writhing and moaning of Ms. Milano.

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