A couple of years ago, the trend of making movies based around holidays was a big thing. And by big thing I mean I think they made like three of them, two I know they made for sure, but there might a third one floating around somewhere. But since these holiday movies always brought together a great collection of leading ladies, we thought we should take a look at Valentine's Day (2010) and count down the Top Ten Hotties from the cast.
It's Scarlett Byrne, which is pretty awesome.
While there was a brief moment of disappointment when I heard Scarlett Johansson was in Playboy, but only being interviewed, upon hearing her views on monogamy my frown turned upside down. Apparently Scar-Jo isn't down with that. And to that I say, more power to you Scarlett Johansson.
Of all the fun, cute, and clever Valentine's Day cards in the world, the only one I will ever remember is the "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" one from that famous episode of The Simpson's. That card isn't even real, and yet that image of a cartoon train is forever stuck in my head, forever to return every single Valentine's Day... Until now. Now a new imagine will take its place, and that imagine is Ariel Winter's heart-shaped ass.
They say in life you have to find something you love, do it every day, and you'll never work a day in your life. While I'm sure Lea Michele loves singing, dancing, and acting, she could really make a pretty awesome career out of just taking sexy pictures in bed.
Whoever said "you can't have too much of a good thing" must have been talking about Marion Cotillard. After all, her career is filled with a ton of great nude scenes and yet when you hear she's getting nude again in her latest film, you are instantly filled with excitement. It's almost as if your Marion Cotillard nudity cup never overflows.
Probably one of the least sexiest things most normal people can attempt is to be sexy on a car. I'm sorry, but climbing on a car is truly an art and not something for the general public. If you are going to climb on a car you better be a topless Charlotte McKinney. And if you are a topless Charlotte McKinney, then just stick to standing by the car.
Look, I would love nothing more than to make a bunch of weather puns and heatwave jokes, maybe toss in some kind of lightning reference, but damn it, Yanet Garcia is really freaking hot. I don't know if I have enough energy to focus on her hotness and come up with weather jokes.
I'll openly admit to never having the opportunity to play beer pong (never been invited to that kind of party), but I really must say when Olivia Munn plays I have to wonder what the slogan on her swimsuit means. Is that like her catchphrase? Is it some kind of company logo? Is that her new beer pong team? And why is it so damn sexy?
Yes, I know, it's totally lame to make a wizard joke when referring to Emma Watson, but you know it's true. She is so freaking hot, it's like someone cast a spell over you. One could go so far as to say Emma Watson is so hot it's magical.
Growing up landlocked I'll admit that one thing I wish I knew how to do was surf. It just always seemed like such a cool thing to do, all the people who surfed looked cool, and most of all Michelle Monaghan has some fantastic sideboob while holding a surfboard. Yeah, just about every part of surfing is cool.
While a Lute can be almost any stringed instrument that has the strings running in a plane parallel to the sound table, possesses a deep round back, and is plucked, I don't think any of us have cared about one until Malin Åkerman decided to hold one while wearing a see-through dress. I don't even know or care if she can play the Lute, she just looks sexy as hell holding one.
Stop right now. Seriously, stop whatever it is you are currently doing and watch this Pamela Anderson commercial. I'm kidding around, you must watch this right now. Do not do it in five minutes, do not make a note to watch it later, do not pass Go and collect $200 dollars. Watch. It. Right. Now.
The other day I was thinking I hadn't watched any of my favorite movies in a long time. I should probably sit down and watch a few of them again just for the fun of it. And that got me thinking, there are a couple of celebrities that we really haven't need in awhile or we've only seen nude once. It would really be great to see them nude again, so why not count down the Top Ten Celebrities Who Should Get Nude Again?
Having never gotten into the whole Downton Abbey scene (even being yelled for mistakingly calling it Downtown Abbey) I really never got my fill of Michelle Dockery. For this, I am ashamed. Michelle Dockery is quite sexy and I know that having a little more of her in my life would make it that much more to live. Thank goodness this is a mistake that can be remedied.
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