Yes, I'm about to make a pretty bold statement and I'm ready to stand by it. January Jones is the Queen of Instagram bikini pics. I know Instagram is full of bikini pics, but none do it better than January Jones.
If I was to tell you everything I had to get done this week, it would blow your mind. Probably if the situation was reversed, your to-do and must-get-done lists would blow me out of the water. With our full plates overflowing, one thing we can stop worrying about is Fergie and her hotness. Fergie is still hot. Fergie is still very, very hot.
One of my favorite things a woman can have is long, flowing hair. There's just something about strands of golden, dark, or fiery locks gently touching a woman's breast that drive me absolutely crazy. But I find myself more and more drawn to the short buzz cut on a woman, and that all has to do with the hotness of Halsey.
As the wise philosopher Judge Judy once said, "Of course you didn't mean to do it, that's why they call them accidents, not on-purposes." And she is very right, you don't do accidents on purpose, but when it comes to sunbathing topless on social media, can you really accidentally show off your boob on purpose? Did Lily Allen mean to show off her boob?
While the idea of showering outside has been something I've been curious about, I've never had the opportunity or the guts to actually do it. Thank goodness Salma Hayek is braver than I am, because she makes showering outside look like the sexiest thing anyone could ever do.
In the single greatest case of "Whose Boobs Are Those?" the world waited, wondered, and pondered what awesome pair of breasts made an accidental appearance during a BBC News segment. Well, Scooby and the crew were no help, but thankfully we live in a world with Mr. Skin. They put their best boob identifiers on the case and soon we had an answer... they were Anna Paquin's boobs from True Blood.
I'm all for Keri Russell have a giant photo spread in lots of magazine. Honestly, she needs to be every magazine, all over the world. She's pretty darn hot, if you want my humble opinion. But here's the thing, you can't just release one single image of her being sexy. You just can't do that.
The name Anna is a variation of Hannah, which means grace. Not surprisingly, I bet each and every one of us has known a graceful Anna. In fact, I would go one step further and say we've each known a kind Anna, a sweet Anna, and probably sexy Anna. It remains one of the most popular names all over the world so we should totally count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Named Anna!
You have no idea how badly I want to protest Katrina Bowden. How much I want to swear off talking about her, thinking about her, or even looking at her Instagram feed until she does a nude scene. But there is no way in hell I'm that strong. Katrina Bowden is just sooooooo damn sexy, it's unreal.
It's not fair, Elizabeth Hurley. It's not fair to all the other Instagram users, Instagram watchers, and casual Instagram fans. Every single time you put on a bikini or sexy one-piece bathing suit, it's not fair to all the others who want to do the same. You are just way, way, way hotter than all the rest. Stop it, Elizabeth Hurley - just stop it.
Not that there is time, place, or kind of clothing we wouldn't to see Kate Upton in, but when you throw her in gym clothes, well that's pretty darn awesome. Honestly, I'm not sure what all to say about it, I'm too busy blushing at Kate Upton's cleavage to come up with anything clever.
Once again we find ourselves in that oh so familiar place. A place we've come to know and love. A place that seems new, even though we've been here more times than we can count. That place is... Katy Perry Cleavage Town. You have to admit, it's one of your favorite places to visit.
You've probably noticed that Verzion guy with the glasses is back, but now he's asking "Can you hear me now?" for Sprint or someone else. Since everything old is new again, it's time that T-Mobile brings back Carly Foulkes. Instead of having her dressed in black and pink leather, she should just be nude.
It's pretty rare for all of us to have the same reaction. We all see things differently so we react differently, yet each and every time Jennifer Lawrence is sexy, she manages to give every single one of us the same feeling - that chill that shoots up your spine. Seriously, just happened again.
Overalls - I can't pull them off. No matter how I try them, no matter what is on underneath them, it's just not the look for me. I can't pull them off. And that's typical. There is one style of clothing that, no matter how hard we try, we can't pull off. Unless you're Aubrey O'Day - then there is no such thing as a bathing suit that isn't sexy.
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