Lest you thought you were watching yet another reason for the mothballing of Guantanamo Bay, the mass ass-presentation of (from left) Ava Rose, Bobbi Starr, Bree Olson, Trinity Post, and Mika Tan to the cruel whips of Nina Hartley and Claire Adams that led this story was in honor of the release of "O2: The Surrender of O."

Here Adams scandalizes the proper Hartley with some ribaldry.

At the Webmaster Access West convention, an annual get-together of Internet nerds who happen to own the porn industry, The Internet's Ashley Steele poses with two eskimo girls from the affiliate program Flashcash. Who cares if she can't see Russia from her house?

Then Bobbi Starr returned at Hollywood's Golden Apple Comics to launch Nerdcore's 2009 calendar (she's Miss November). As you can see, here she is attempting to fist the Silver Surfer.

Finally, we caught geektrix extraordinaire Justine Joli trying to leave the city of Los Angeles. "If you try to keep me," she did not say, "you never really had me."

Join us after the gap for more Popshots, in which we show porn stars not as the world sees them but how they really are.

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Elson and Sascha—America's hardest-working male German porn performer!—discuss an issue common to every couple: Whither creampie?

Across town, tiny Destiny dons a kabuki mask and a strap-on (read my article in September's Atlantic Monthly: Rejected Kiss Army Accessories) for David Aaron Clark's "Asia Noir 6."

The striking Coco Velvett slowly melted into that couch for the next 45 minutes as Destiny turned into a demon.

In posh Bel-Air, bite-sized Teagan modeled her new breasts for photographer Holly Randall. "They actually bunce when I run," said Teagan.

Meanwhile, Roxy DeVille says, "Hello, Fleshbot Readers!"

"People would tell me about your ass, Teagan, " said the towering DeVille, "but I really had to see it to believe it. Oh My Fucking God."

Instead, here's Scarlett Fay in a picture she took herself. More Popshots (including that of the shemale midget) after the jump.

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The shemale midget in question seems to have no name. Ordinarily we'd say that was fine, because how many shemale midgets could there be? She could simply be "The Shemale Midget."

But records for the site Shemale Juice (I need to be alone now) are kept in Brazil, where I think they've got a shemale midget president. So let us raise a caipirinha glass to the unknown female midget!

Adrianna Nicole, on the other hand, is not a midget. She is, in fact, a bee.

In an exclusive interview, Nicole was simultaneously coy and outrageous. "While I can't explain why I might have looked like a bee in this picture," she said, "all I can say is that my hive was full of honey and I think the two might go together."

If Nicole is a bee, we would like to keep the living daylights out of her.

Tommy Gunn at home with his dog and fish.

Belladonna stepping on Mr. Pete's hog.

Rackonteur Ernest Greene (in that he puts people on racks) and Nina Hartley at home. She describes him as a Sex Minotaur.

Newcomer Robin Truelove. We know this is stretching, but MEOWRR.

Daniel and Madison Young do it doggie style in "Undone."

Finally, Ms. Margie Schnibbe (aka Vena Virago), director of "Pornstar Pets" at her "Honey Bunny" art opening.

See also: "Pornstar Pets"

Of course, being an adult awards show, there was much more going on everywhere but the stage. Still, we made sure to watch now and then, seeing as how we're voters. See our gallery (now fully captioned!) after the gap.

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· XRCO Awards (xrco.com)

Submit to some snaps after the gap, slaves.

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"O"lson looks over the contract she will sign for Stone's character, Steven, reprising his role from the first movie. Greene wrote the script respecting tenets of lifestyle arrangements of power exchange relationships.

"If I get something wrong," he said, "they let me know."

Olson in her collar. "She gets the submission," Greene said. "She's perfect for this."

Nina Hartley preparing the sealing wax in a crucible. "We bought this from a company that supplied (HBO's) 'Deadwood,'" she said. "They told us this was the only other one they've sold since then."

Guess who's posing? ("Thanks for letting me look smart," Stone, this year's AVN Male Performer of the Year, said.)

Like my contract with Gawker Media, O's deal with Steven was consummated on a table.

"O2: The Surrender of O" is scheduled for release in September.

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
· Bree Olson (breeolson.com)
· Evan Stone (evanstone.com)

See more snaps after the gap.

The story is as American as "The Grapes of Wrath": two roller rivals settle their differences in each others' vaginas and somehow Ron Jeremy is involved. What's more, Kayden Kross adds that special element to luchador surf-guitar music.

L.A.'s Fearleaders cheer on a cast of non-nude but just as compelling extras, including members of a real-life L.A. women's roller derby league.

Penny Flame adjusts her blades, Eva Angelina dazzles the camera, and Sunny Lane ponders a return to her former career of figure skating as Alektra Blue surveys the scene. Sunny and Alektra are the cast's most accomplished skaters.

Don't ask what Ava Rose used to polish the floor; just be happy for me.

Bree Olson needlessly adjusts something (don't adjust a goddamn thing) while the referee explains a call to Sunny Lane.

A member of Glendale's Moonlite Rollerway staff told me that the rink's Over 50 club would be skating right over this spot the next day. If they had only seen Bree et al this way, doubtless they would not conclude that youth is wasted on the wrong people.

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
· Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)

Regardless, the finest of what this region has to offer frolicked anew this week, knowing that six long hours of winter would soon be over. Here's the delightful Audrey Hollander doffing her folksy gingham dress for our delectation. See more snaps after the gap.

In response to Digital Playground's recent contract star announcements, we wanted to remind you of Stoya. That is all.

Here's Adrianna Nicole and Annette Schwarz looking Adriannettadorable™.

Speaking of doffing, young Britney Stevens doffed her frilly tutu on the set of Hustler's "XXX 28", directed by Hollander's husband Otto Bauer.

Whatever Alec Knight is doing, he is making both Kissy Kapri and Stevens react the exact same way on either end.

Finally, Audrey Hollander from earlier in the day, in the dress she took off for the picture that began this week's Popshots. Doesn't she look good wholesome?

We begin with a return to last weekend's San Francisco Fetish Ball, where we couldn't tell what hurt more — those restraints or that electrical tape. See more snaps after the gap.

Author and firebrand Susie Bright is even more attractive when she's being coy. Here she is at a recent reading of her "The Best of Best American Erotica 2008" in Los Angeles.

The Battle of the Plus-sized Temptresses broke out in Burbank as Bettie Rage confronted Cleopatra of the Nile with stealing her mans.

"No one tries to steal my mans," Rage did not say.

Joey and Evanka Buttafuoco smile for the camera in Hollywood following the release of their sex tape. "We only found out that room had a camera in it later," Joey told me with a straight face.

And here's the lovely Amy Fisher, who mailed this picture from the set of a Howard Stern Show appearance that she would end up leaving prematurely. "Let's talk about 2008," she said.

Pursuant to your 'load dropping'...Blue-eyed and silver-tongued devil (he's a lawyer as well as a porn dude) Don Hollywood shares some pointers with whippersnapper Nick Manning.

Finally, the delightful Rose girls, Ava and Mia, get in some family reading time at Ava's place. Mia has returned to performing after a brief hiatus and Ava looks even sweeter without makeup.

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Previously: Popshots Archive

See more snaps after the gap.

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People really have fun at these events. In the background is Cousin Stevie, 65, uttering some variant of "I can't believe I get to do this."

Heather Silk's lactation (she's a second-time mom) became a hot topic during the day.

Flower Tucci has back and knows its marketing potential. Her instruction to the cameraman was, "Go in low so my ass looks huge."

The raw and the cooked: Tucci oils up Silk before lathering up herself.

· Cousin Stevie (cousinstevie.com)
· Flower Tucci (flowertucci.com)
· Amber Peach (amberpeachxxx.com)
· Heather Silk (heathersilk.com)

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Lucky bastard Cousin Stevie is joined by Heather Silk, who came from Florida to star in the upcoming 24th installment of his "Pussy Party" series.

"I thought you loved me best," said (Another Reason To Love) Canada's Tina Tyler as we snapped a picture of some here-today-gone-tomorrow 19-year-old flibbertigibbet. We do love you best, Tina; if you would only let us cry.

We were embarrassed when the appearance of gay porn auteur Michael Lucas and Titan vice president Keith Webb caused us to lose control of our camera. We took several bad pictures and Lucas' face did not move an inch. Finally he said, "Just stand back there and take it."

Ashley Steel (whom we taught Latin) celebrated her semi-anniversary with Internet gadfly Halcyon Styn. "Are you living in Styn?" we probed. "No, but I keep Q-Tips at his house," said Steel.

· "XBIZ Announces 2008 Awards Winners" (xbiz.com)

While her breasts were not the focus on the set of "Azz Fest 6" this week, she did us the favor of showing them anyway. Here she and Mr. Pete wonder what an "azz" is, anyway.

Monique Alexander and Samantha Ryan react differently to the prospect of Fleshbot readers seeing them naked. I think Ryan has the right idea, though we'd let Alexander take a shot at convincing us, too.

We got a passel of photos from amateur porn shoots in Peru this week (all models are over 18) and were fascinated with this woman's take on the schoolgirl motif. Who ever heard of a black top on a schoolgirl? We don't know her name, but we have a crush on her. Here she is naked. We knew you'd appreciate it.

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Previously: Popshots Archive

· "Megan Fox Has Nipples" (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)
See also: Megan Fox @ Wikipedia and Ask Men

Previously: Celebrity NippleWatch™ Archive

· "Lily Allen Nipple Slip Pictures" (egotastic.com)

Previously: Celebrity NippleWatch™ Archive

See more snaps of the pornstars of today as they really are after the jump.

Here the Richards girls (of Tila Tequila music video fame) get down to their birthday suits. But it's OK ... their manager points out that because they are merely stepsisters "they are willing and able to be in the same scene." Whew! Wouldn't want any awkward conversations over Christmas dinner.

In another part of town, April Flores held court at the "Voluptuous Life" launch party. She's not a celebrity yet, but she should be.

You don't need an alethiometer to know wich way the wind blows:

It is whispered that Alexis Arquette, whose sister is dating Sir Paul McCartney, grew weary of Saturday's Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Ribbon of Hope 2007 Celebration and wandered down the street to a porn party instead. Here she is with "Spunk'd" director Justin Kane, right, porn ambassador Pamela Peaks, left (she gave James Deen his porn name!), and, I think, Dodi Fayed.

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Previously: Popshots Archive

See more of today's pornstars not as the camera usually sees them but how they really are after the jump.

Here is the always-devastating (and in remission!) Nicki Hunter with porn legend Rodney Moore. The soft-spoken gentleman from Connecticut delivers loads that can leave indentations. It was his "Vampires" party that was the occasion for such toothsomeness.

Moore reminds us of Graham Parker.

Here are Aurora Snow and Nick Manning from Guy Capo's "That 70's Shag". In this vignette from "The Sexual Revolution", Manning says he plays "the Young Ron Jeremy."

Finally, here's Herschel Savage with the legs of Emily Evermore (and a third leg of his own) on the set of Roy Karch's "Insertz", released this week.

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Previously: Popshots Archive

Join us after the gap for more images of America's porn stars not as the cameras usually see them, but as they really are.

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Stormy Daniels, Ron Jeremy, and IS THAT THE GUY FROM COLOR ME BADD??? at the "Operation Desert Stormy" release party.

The affable and volcanic Trina Michaels among the valets.

We stared at leather bar The Faultline's neon display for hours at Chi Chi LaRue's mansex epic "Link: The Evolution" premiere party. It actually shot several globules of manchowder every 30 seconds onto an illuminated "2007". Despite this display of coming on an abstraction falling well within California's sodomy laws, I still found it unsettling.

Chi Chi LaRue called everyone in the audience a bitch or a whore at least twice, and yet they loved him.

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Previously: Popshots Archive

We begin with the adorable Annabelle Lee and Lexi Love. Join us after the gap for more.

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The way it works is that over the course of a day, everyone in the getting naked business can get at everyone else. This increases camaraderie and sexual tension. Cousin Stevie offers prizes beyond the usual extended day rate, so the women attack each other with extra gusto.

Stevie, married 30 years to a wonderful person, was heard to mutter "I love my job" when he thought no one was listening.

Look at Amber Rayne. If she can fist her own ass, think what she could do for you.

Here's Sindee Jennings from Abilene and Galveston. I had no idea what I was about to see.

Sometimes Amber Peach has to talk Stevie down.

Jennings began squirting almost immediately upon engaging in her tryst with Miss Kitty. It was stunning. Not the type of person to consume gallons of water in between takes, Jennings seemed to be connected to some kind of aquifer, because she squirted a lot.

· (See full gallery here) (gramponante.com)
· Cousin Stevie (cousinstevie.com)

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Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

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Eon McKai runs afoul of the law, in the person of Van Damage, on the Vivid Plus set of "Heavy Partying".

Damage is distracted by Carmella Bing and April MacKenzie while McKai makes his alt-getaway.

Hollie Stevens at Comic-Con. She wrote about her fanboy/fangirl experiences here.

David Aaron Clark was part of the Away Team who greetted Katee Sackhoff backstage at the Jimmy Kimmel Show, where she was promoting her role in the upcoming "Bionic Woman". This is like porn to me.

Previously: Popshots Archive

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Belladonna's benevolent presence suffused the filming of an Ashley Blue foot fetish scene in Laurel Canyon. Blue's scene with lucky bastard Steve Taylor actually depicted none of the five parts of the female anatomy I find most intriguing, but we managed to get hold of two beforehand. So it worked out for everybody!

Here's Heather Pink in Joe Gallant's (sort of) unreleased "The Screw Movie", more or less about Screw Magazine. Pink plays a porn starlet seeking to further her career by having sex with a writer. Like that happens. Oddly enough, fucking the writer is part of the zeitgeist lately, as that was also the theme of the Ashley Blue foot scene.

Finally, Fleshbot contributor/east coast intellectual Audacia Ray visited Fleshbot West-area couples' emporium Freddy & Eddy this week to read from her tome "Naked on the Internet". We both wondered if something was real if we didn't blog about it.

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Previously: Popshots Archive

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TWM's models tend to be just a little pornier than models we usually encounter from these countries, which helps us get over the culture shock a little. We just wish there were some tentacles.

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This woman's coccyx is facing Bangkok. Go ahead: Google that sentence.

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At Fleshbot West, we have named this woman Circa-2003 Belladonna Without The Gap Between Her Front Teeth (C3BWTGBHT or "Mandy" for short). The sumi-e brushstrokes are a lot less unwieldy than the English translation is.

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Finally, this is Isabella. "What part of Thailand is Isabella from?" I asked.

"No," I was told, "We also shoot a line in Brazil."

"Is she a tranny?"/"She's not a tranny."

· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)

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Previously: Popshots Archive

Our hot and steamy week has turned rainy and cold (in our East Coast bureau at least), but we're not going to let that get us down. If we continue to think warm, summery thoughts, we just know that our meteorological torment will come to an end. To help in the effort, we've sought out even more topless beach-going babes to remind us that somehow, someday ... we will see the sun again. If we all concentrate real hard, perhaps we can make global warming reality and then no one will ever have to wear a sweater for the rest of their drought-stricken lives. Wouldn't that be wonderful?

· The Nude Beach + Summertime Girls (bulletinboardforum.com)

Previously: Nude Beach Babe Megapost, "The Sunshine Club": Vintage Nudist Video, Beach Girls on Flickr, Nude Beach Girls

In a world of overly specific babe blogs, a site devoted exclusively to plunging necklines, overextended shirts and bursting bras is almost too obvious, yet at the same time, completely necessary. Hence The Cleavage Blog, which is exactly what the title promises—big boobs coming out of tight tops, although there may be some debate as to whether the breasts in question are all "natural" as the site description implies. This is all courtesy of the genius who brought you Cutie Curiosa and Babes With Books and who has a Flickr collection so huge, it makes us suspect that if you're a woman and you've been photographed in the last five years the odds are pretty good that you're in there somewhere. Don't let that creep you out, though. It's all very respectful. Sorta. Ok, we still respect you if that make you feel any better.

· The Cleavage Blog (cleavageblog.blogspot.com, via Unscathed Corpse)
· Flickr: Photos from Hardley Surton, Beauty Addict (Flickr)

Previously: Spring Has Sprung!, Flickr Combat Babes, Cutie Curiosa: Babes Gone Crazy, (You Will Be Turned On By) Trance Providers: Erotic Hypnosis Videos, Flickrdreams, NFL Cheerleader Megagallery, To Bra or Not To Bra?, We(Heart)Boobs, Babes With Books, Sexy Halloween Costume Watch, Busty Webshots

In the same week as the 232nd anniversary of the Battle of Lexington and Concord, Stormy Daniels, manicured finger cannily on the pulse of the national zeitgeist, began filming "Operation Desert Stormy" for Wicked Pictures. I suppose it might be about the fight for individual liberties if you really think about it.

(But check out our own finger! "ODS" was shot at one of these houses.)

Join us after the gap for some photos from the set. - GP

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From this picture, how tall would you say Stormy Daniels is? 11 feet tall? She's about 5'3".

Stormy was asked to make herself look disheveled. She still looks like she could use a good sheveling.

My own poor photography skills, or Stormy's sassiness incapable of being bottled? Stormy strides out of the shot after decking Steven St. Croix.

· Wicked (wickedpictures.com)
· Stormy - but everything will be fine... (gramponante.com)

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Previously: Popshots Archive

The choice of Ava as a porn name usually goes hand in hand with a very distinct individual. No one will deny that Ava Vincent and Ava Devine are memorable, but who knew that one couldn't swing a dead cat our Manparts^TM this week without hitting an Ava? (Well, two of them.)

Here are Karlie Montana, Ava Rose, and Tommy Gunn on the set of Adam & Eve's noir feature "Dark City". Stay tuned for an Avalicious post-gap smorgasbord of more shots from our continuing exploration of pornstars not as they may seem, but how they really are. - GP

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We also met Ava Lauren, who you'll remember braved the frigid mountain air above Porn Valley for a Sin City MILF shoot. She played a sexy professor, and we actually heard her say the line "Your arguments and parallels of 15th century literature leading up to the Renaissance are quite striking." Unfortunately her costar was not as familiar with the script (and random commenters, please don't tell us that line made no sense; we saw the script ourselves and that is what was printed there. It is more important that she fired off that line whilst playing with herself under a desk than whether or not it would pass scholarly scrutiny. Don't be snobs; she's hot).

Ava Rose again, this time for Metro's "Taboo 22". Here she plays a social deviant in a rigidly structured Futureworld. It is hard for us to reconcile Deviance with Lucite Heels, because everyone wears them here, but the Future is pretty fucked up.

Ava Lauren contemplates the penis of her son's friend.

Ava Lauren contemplates Grimace, Ronald McDonald's friend.

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Previously: a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/popshots">Popshots Archive, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

· Who would you rather see in a bikini: Uma Thurman or Courtney Love? Choose wisely: how well you sleep tonight may depend on it. (egotastic.com + hollywoodtuna.com)

· Celebrities ... their dates buy Magnum condoms even though they don't really need them. Just like us! (Gawker)

· Not surprisingly, the Chinese government is also not a fan of the porn. Those guys will censor anything. (xbiz.com)

· Yeah, what is "buck phone sex"? And is it really worth ten dollars? (copyranter.blogspot.com)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

In which network stars like Sunny Lane (above), stars in our personal constellation like Mika Tan, and star-crossed apocryphal Missouri outlaws like Stagger Lee vie for our attention in our just-about weekly collection of porn luminaries looking not as The Man would have you see them, but as they really are. Check it out, Fergie. - GP

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Last week the World Health Organization determined that there is no such thing as too much Mika Tan. So feel free to look at this photo as long as you like!

Stagger Lee (played by Tyler Knight) takes a breather (or hummer) from his life of crime with Caroline Pierce as the Angel of Redemption, Hailey Young, looks on. (Photo courtesy Benny Profane).

Finally, here is the oft-displayed Wicked promo poster, featuring, from left, Kaylani Lei, Carmen Hart, jessica drake, Julia Ann, Kirsten Price, and Stormy Daniels.

"Looks like you're copping a feel off Carmen Hart," I said archly to Kaylani Lei, our repartee redolent of Algonquin Round Table sparring.

"None of us was in the same room," she replied. Zing!

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Previously: Popshots Archive

It is a measure of the sorry state of celebrity nipplehood lately that the biggest news in the famous boob scene this week are these pictures of a topless Sienna Miller which are pretty much the same photos that were making the rounds a few weeks ago, only better quality and with the added feature of some curiously inverted bikini cameltoe action as a special bonus. We here at Fleshbot apologize for the dearth in new material during what will undoubtedly one day be known as the Great Celebrity Boob Drought of Ought-Seven, and assure you we continue to do our best to bring you whatever naked jugglies you haven't seen before while reminding you that despite your disinterested yawns, things could be a lot worse: at least we're not telling you about another sighting of Paris Hilton's nether regions. Even we're not that desperate for material.

· Sienna Miller Topless Beach Candids @ Egotastic and Drunken Stepfather (egotastic.com + drunkenstepfather.com)

Previously: Celebrity NippleWatch™ Archive

The idea of walking around Hollywood asking women to show a little knee made me feel dirty, whereas asking for the same thing and worse one month ago in Las Vegas felt like the most natural and wholesome thing in the world.

This week's XBiz Forum, a two-day webmaster get-together at Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel, was notable for its snacks, lively discussions of the proposed .xxx domain, and its complete lack of Gene Simmons appearances. Add to that Casey Parker in a dress she bought for $15 but I'm sure she could now sell on her website for ten times that as long as she doesn't wash it.

See more photos from this weeks goings-on after the gap. - GP

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Mary Carey responds to the question "If you were on the Nostromo, where would the Alien pop out?"

Tera Patrick co-hosted the 5th annual XBIz Awards. All my thought was bent on getting her to wink at me, and she finally did.

Courtney Cummz always looks classier than her nom de porn, but at least she wasn't named Strokahontas.

· XBiz Hollywood (xbizhollywood.com)

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Previously: Popshots Archive

Even though last month's AVN Expo lingers in the form of my not being able to hear out of my right ear, it gives me joy that I have not lost the will to watch people wag their boobs around. This week I traveled to movies being shot by veteran performer Lynn LeMay and director-for-all-seasons Andre Madness. In the spirit of "Little Miss Sunshine"'s Golden Globes win, we'll begin with a shot of Kaci Starr getting ready for her pageant scene. - GP

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LeMay has done a lemayzing job of casting "Malibu Teens", the latest installment in her projected six part "Malibu Moms" series. Each of the "Teens" is, I think, an actual teen. And each looks like she has not needed to hold a job but got breast enlargements for Christmas regardless. This is what Malibu means to me.

And yet it was shot in Koreatown.

Across town, Tommy Gunn gets his whole face in phthalate-free Carmen Luvana's puss for "Carmen Inked".

I like to call this "Hello Fleshbot Readers".

· See also: Lynn LeMay (webstore @ lemayzing.com)

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Previously: Popshots Archive, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

The ever-virginal (it doesn't count if you don't do guys) Justine Joli heads up our end-of-the-week look back at last year's Adult Entertainment Expo Las Vegas experience as we count down to next week's AVN Awards. With second-to-last-minute preparations underway for next Saturday's show, join us after the gap for more pictures from a simpler time 12 months ago. - GP

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Here is the delightful Gina Lynn, stripper first, porn star second. "I have size four feet," she said. "I didn't realize how much people were into feet until I took my shoes off once at a shoot and then the session became all about that."

I didn't know that about feet either. This year has been a voyage of discovery for me.

You ever hear of Shane's World? Have you wondered, like I did, who "Shane" was? Here she is. After starting the company with some advice from her ex, one Seymore Butts, Shane sold ownership of the company that still bears her name. She has never met Casey Parker, and for that I am sad.

Standing next to "Memoirs of a Modern-Day Geisha" director Jennifer James is Joanna Angel. The exchange went like this:

Me: Joanna, may I take your picture?

Angel: (Something to the effect of) I would do anything for you, in public, at your slightest whim.

Me: Right. Except convert.

(Small commotion. Jennifer James appears, walks into shot)

James (to Angel): I'd really like to work with you. Do you have a card?

Me: I'm working here. Wait a minute. May I get a picture of the two of you?

It is one of my favorite pictures ever.

· AVN Awards (avnawards.com)

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Previously: AVN Countdown Archive, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

As part of our countdown to this year's AVN Awards, we look back at the porn version of a media conflagration that was Britney Rears, which burned so bright that it toasted poor Jessica Sweet, star of "Britney Rears" 1 and 2. Seen here promoting the living shit out of the first installment of the pop-shot princess saga (now fronted by Hillary Scott), Sweet was sanguine about the title role going to someone less nasal later in the year.

"Britney Rears is bigger than one person," she most certainly did not say, not continuing, "It is time for the nation to heal." - GP

· Jessica Sweet (videography @ searchextreme.com)
· AVN Awards (avnawards.com)

Previously: AVN Countdown Archive, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Our breathlessly expectant countdown to this year's AVN Awards continues today with corn-fed cutie Katja Kassin, uncharacteristically not greased up and pointing her ass at us, who explained the meaning of the German term Landmadel when we asked her if there was a similar expression in her own language for "corn-fed".

"A Landmadel is a woman who might not be smart in books but who is sturdy and strong," Kassin, whom we love, said. "She is ready to go most of the time." So now we know.- GP

· Katja Kassin on MySpace (myspace.com)
· AVN Awards (avnawards.com)

Previously: AVN Countdown Archive, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive