Keeping track of days via smartphone or computer is so…2014. What you need is a calendar of mens. Here are twelve 2015 calendars for you.
Yes, FAP technically stands for Filles A Papa, a French fashion line that blends American sportswear with European chic. But anyone who makes a calendar filled with gorgeous photos of naked women and calls it "The FAP Calendar Project" has to know what they're doing, right?
This holiday season, support mental health awareness and your desire to look at naked rugby players.
Finally, a nudie calendar for those who love zaftig ladies.
We've often seen body paint used to create the illusion that naked models are fully clothed. But milk? That's a new one.
You say "fall," we say "time to ogle pictures from next year's babe calendars."
Here at Fleshbot, we're not above indulging in a little nerdery. Which is why we're so goshdarn excited about the Wassabasco cosplay calendar, a twelve month odyssey of gorgeous girls dressed up as our favorite scifi and fantasy characters.
People always complain about advertisers and department stores rushing through the year with holiday decorations and whatnot, but we know that the real time thieves are found in the calendar industry. Look at them, releasing behind-the-scenes photos of Lucy Pinder and Rosie Jones in order to get us excited for watching 2014 go by.
What a coincidence, so does Maxima, the Russian communications corporation/internet provider! To be fair, we don't think they forced any of their employees to pose naked in this 2013 calendar. We also don't think the employees came up with the themes used in the pics, and we say this because some of the themes are, well, discomforting.
It's 2013 and you still don't have a calendar? Are you having trouble finding one you want, or do you hate knowing what day it is? If it's the first issue, then we have another bunch of naked ladies that tell you what month you're in. If it's the second issue, we don't know what to say to you. What's your problem with dates?
When's the last time you went to the circus? If you answered, "Last week, and then a month before that, and every time the Ringling Bros come to town," then you are exactly the person La Magie calendar was made for! It has all of your favorite lad's mag babes looking like clowns, contortionists, tightrope walkers, lion tamers, and ringleaders, except they have their boobs out and that's not family friendly.
Old and busted? Advent calendars. New hotness? Front's RADvent calendar. You don't need to eat chocolate every single day this month, especially not that sweet brown mayonnaise they pack in those things, but you do need to see what alt girls and lad's mag boobs and behind-the-scenes mayhem Front has to offer every single day because it's probably going to get your heart pumping and people tend to slack on cardio exercise in the winter.
You know, when we saw the behind-the-scenes photos of Rosie Jones, India Reynolds, and others holding enormous guns with their boobs out, we thought the whole ensemble looked a little unprofessional. But now that we've seen the final product, they look like a lean, mean team of clothing fighting machines!
We know you (and your landlord) probably aren't stoked about the idea of taking in more pets next year, but we assure you that the Penthouse Pets 2013 calendar is a breeze to care for. You don't have to feed the pets or clean up after them, there are no smells to deal with, and they stay in a neat little rectangle on your wall. They're easier to love than Tamagotchi and they get your genitals excited!
You could check out the 2013 Hot Shots calendar, but the final product will likely show the girls looking like badass military pin-ups. If you want to see Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, India Reynolds, Sam Cooke, Kelly Hall, and Emily O'Hara running around topless irresponsibly pointing guns all over the place with silly looks on their faces, you should check out these behind-the-scenes photos.
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