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As we page our way through all the amateur porno content on the internet, we occasionally find something really special—a standout product, if you will. "The Jude & Latti Show"—something of a porno podcast—is a perfect example. In each episode, the eponymous couple talk about their sex lives, show off their toys, fuck on camera, and (best of all!) take special requests from their viewers. It's like turning a sex blog into a talk show, only without the boring guests and cute animal acts. (In other words, it's actually entertaining.)
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The Wild, Wild World Of Tax Rebates
So, how were you planning on spending your economic stimulus tax rebate check this year? We were thinking about a new hard drive, a few games for our Wii, and maybe a tank of gas or two ... but a giant kangaroo costume and a brand new butt plug are looking pretty good too all of a sudden. And to think we have the Dubya and his cronies to thank for it all!More »
sex toys
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Getting Down With The Havana Vibrating Butt Plug
When it comes to butt toys, I'm something of a monogamist. Though my pussy has explored the curves of more than a few objects, my butt has stayed loyal and true to just one: the Tristan. But after years of anal monogamy, I find myself longing for something a little different: some excitement, some action, some fireworks. And clearly, nothing says fireworks quite like a vibrating butt plug.
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Morning Wood: Four More Years Rears
· Here's your chance to own the original "Bushplug" ... that's right, the first George W. Bush butt plug ever produced. Let's just hope it's an unused prototype; the whole concept is disturbing enough as it is. (ebay.com)
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Fleshbot's "Chemistry" Scavenger Hunt Contest: Win An Assload Of Porn!
We were never exactly science geeks in high school, so when it comes to subjects like chemistry (especially the sexual kind), we prefer to leave it to the experts—and what better authority to consult than the lovely Tristan Taormino, headmistress of all things hot and assological? Tristan's "Chemistry" is one of our favorite porn movies of the year, and we'll be giving away signed DVD copies and plenty of other study materials to the lucky winners of our scavenger hunt contest—but you'll have to buckle down and apply yourself if you want to grab all the, er, booty.More »
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The Dildo Diaries
No offense to our fine readers in Texas, but your state is insane. If you need proof, look no further than the state legislature's hilarious (and kinda sad) attempts to ban all manner of sexual adventure, as chronicled in the documentary "Dildo Diaries." The film dates back to 2002 (somehow we missed it at our local 18-screen cineplex), but the sex toy and sodomy laws that it address are still an issue in court rooms and sex shops as we speak. After the jump, learn why Texans can buy "educational models," but not dildos; the difference between a "personal massager" and a vibrator; and why you can stick anything in your butt as long as it isn't a penis. And you thought Tom DeLay was crazy? You have no idea. More »
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Wet Spots
· When you're a supermodel like Helena Christensen, you don't just take your clothes off for nothing. You do it for the art, man. (omgblog.com) More »
sex toys
Really, the title of this post and the image to your left should tell you just about everything you need to know about one of our favorite anal stimulation devices we've ever had the pleasure of presenting on Fleshbot—but just in case they're not enough, the promo copy for this 4 inch (insertable length) silicone wonder should help, er, fill you in on the details: "This President will really f*** you up the butt. You're already familiar with the sensation, so why not REALLY FEEL IT with our exclusive Presidential Pooper Plug. Invade an Iraqi, an Afghani, or at even an Iranian when you want. With this fat headed, huge stub of a plug no ass is safe anywhere ... As always, remember to play safe, play clean and never ever go through airport security with this gag tucked away." After all, you've already offended all your conservative pals with that tried-and-true Baby Jesus version; why not try sticking something that really makes a statement where the sun don't shine?
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Sex Toy of the Week: George Bush Butt Plug
Really, the title of this post and the image to your left should tell you just about everything you need to know about one of our favorite anal stimulation devices we've ever had the pleasure of presenting on Fleshbot—but just in case they're not enough, the promo copy for this 4 inch (insertable length) silicone wonder should help, er, fill you in on the details: "This President will really f*** you up the butt. You're already familiar with the sensation, so why not REALLY FEEL IT with our exclusive Presidential Pooper Plug. Invade an Iraqi, an Afghani, or at even an Iranian when you want. With this fat headed, huge stub of a plug no ass is safe anywhere ... As always, remember to play safe, play clean and never ever go through airport security with this gag tucked away." After all, you've already offended all your conservative pals with that tried-and-true Baby Jesus version; why not try sticking something that really makes a statement where the sun don't shine?
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