When you live in a city that's heavily dependent on public transportation (like, say, New York), the thrill of getting around town on the bus or subway wears off pretty quickly. In fact, after a few weeks of riding the bus to work, the whole thing just gets downright boring. So we sympathize with those who attempt to spice things up and make their ride more interesting, with a good book, an iPod, or, hey, even an impromptu fuck session in the back of the car. (Whatever passes the time, right?) Of course, we have to admit a slight bias towards those who fall into the last category, however. After all, when you're getting some on the bus, you're not just entertaining yourself — you're providing a lovely show for all your fellow passengers, too (and, if you happen to get videotaped, for us as well). Talk about courtesy! After the jump, meet some of our favorite subway (and bus) sex stars.

Readers beware: If you block your neighbor's car in with your own, not only are they going to march over to your home and demand that you move it, they will also allow you to tie them up and use them to your hearts desire. OK, maybe that's not always the case, but this is the porn world we're talking about. Everyone wants to slap around their annoying neighbors at some point or another, but unless you're lucky enough to live next door to Katja Kassin you'll just have to keep secretly cutting down their hedges instead.

Here's the plan: first you get the car, then you get the girls. Sure, it may sound farfetched — but for these two guys, that harebrained plan quickly turns into a reality. But "reality" runs out pretty quickly when it turns out that one of the girls is none other than hot, horny pornstar Cheyenne Silver. But hey, who cares about reality? As long as she wants to get naked in the back of a antique car, we're pretty much satisfied. And as luck would have it, she does! (She'd also like to have sex outside of the car, next to her friend, and have a delicious buffet of many other sexual experiences. She is a pornstar, after all.)

Oh silly Cassie Young, never paying attention to her gas tank. Then lo and behold, on her way to the "Teen Idol" dance competition her tank runs dry. Lucky for her, there are kind strangers out there who are willing to pick up pornstars in distress and give them a ride to the nearest gas station... or back to their houses, at least. Good thing Cassie knows how to show her gratitude: by thanking the benevolent stranger with a special performance of the dance she would have done at the competition—or failing that, by doing him Cassie Young-style. Either way!

Time marches on, people move away, and sometimes it seems as though nothing will ever be the same. But no matter how much things change, there's one thing that'll always remain constant: our love of porn. On those days when the world feels like a scary, unfamiliar place, at least we'll always get to turn on our computers and watch big boobed girls like Carmella Bing taking it in all their holes. And really, it's that kind of constancy that helps us get through the day.

You know what they say about girls who work in candy shops? They really know how to use their mouths (if you know what we mean). Actually, that may just be what we say about about girls who work in candy shops — but from the looks of this video, we're surprisingly correct. (We always were good at that sort of thing.)

Hot and horny nurses may be banned from Facebook, but thankfully, the ladies in white have many, many other outlets in which to go wild (including porn movies!). These doctor's aides are trained in all the healing arts; and they're knowledgeable enough to know that some times the best kind of healing is the sexual sort. Now just lie back, and let them get to work. We're sure they'll have you in tip top shape in no time at all.

As part of our ongoing attempts at self improvement, we've been working hard to maintain a healthy diet: we've been cutting back on salt, sugar and fat and upping our fruit and vegetable intake. And most importantly, we've been making sure to get our daily dose of Keeani Lei! (We like to think of her as the fifth food group.) As luck would have it, Keeani happens to be on her own health regimen; one that requires her to get a regular work out in at least three of her orifices. See? Getting healthy can be a whole lot of fun!

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