Natural curves blend with natural light in these nine scenes, none of which involves temptation but each of which is decidedly intimate. Healthy Aussies masturbate themselves or each other for as long as it takes to get the job done. After all, "Abby Winters" guarantees real orgasms - or she'll refund your money herself!

Each of the scenes is a highlight for fans of low-key, no-nonsense porn from people who look content to be there, but standouts are the Meg White-lookalike covergirl Krystin, two scenes of Lou-Ellyn (one of which features her masturbating to a Nick Cave poster), and a split screen phone sex interlude between Ren and Shaminee.

I know that naming porn movies is difficult, and that "Dirtpipe Milkshakes" is already taken, but I'd even take "Gulpilil's Private Stash" over "Intimate Temptations."

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· Abby Winters (abbywinters.com)
· Buy "Intimate Temptations" (gamelink.com)

· Chica And Her Van (chicaandhervan.blogspot.com, via indienudes.com)

· Sex Olympia (sexolympia.com, via lioninoil.blogspot.com)
· Thumbnail from Fucking Machines via Ask Jolene

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· "New nude photo plagues Veronicas' Jess" (news.com.au)

And she even has a reasonable solution—give the Church copies of all her porn movies and let her teach priests how to deal with their urges. Ok, it's not exactly the makings of the most sacrilegious XXX flick ever—"Belladonna Loves The Pope"?—but being such a wise and generous benefactor can't hurt when it comes time to file that application for sainthood.

· Porn star offers free sex advice to priests (news.com.au)

In an article titled "Naked Ambition" published a year ago in Australia's The Age, the woman calling herself Jenna Taylia, who in the movie appears fun-loving and devil-may-care, comes off as self-aware, sadder but wiser. (As you know, any first article about porn or stripping is required by law to be called "Naked Ambition.")

Here Taylia talks about her parents:

"They're pretty conservative," Jenna coughs, with a waft of cigarette smoke and a roll of her eyes. "They have very old-fashioned values, which is good for some people, but I have definitely rebelled against it. I was born to do porn."

She offers the last line, after a second or two of silence, with an affected Californian twang that marks her as someone self-aware enough to know that, really, she was not born to do this at all.

In the movie, Taylia cavorts around the country with Xena Star and, though Star looks the pornier of the two, it is Taylia who appears more randy.

The women learn that there is to be a party at which men will be present, and each reveals her particular methodology.

"What do you want to do with these boys?" they are asked.

Jenna: "Slap them around and send them home."

Xena: "Get kinky with them."

Jenna: "Make them feel this big," then "Guys cannot be nice and fuck well."

"I have never thought of porn as a bad thing," Jenna says.

For today, at least, it's an escape from her daily working life as a disability caregiver.

"I wipe people's arses and get paid shit money — so now I do porn on the side." Her hands motion with a manic energy before settling to cradle her head. "I want to just do this one movie and see where things go from there. I don't want to be famous for this, because then people would never care about anything else I might be able to do. But at the same time, I am not doing a whole lot of other stuff at the moment."

The movie itself is notable for its innocent, travelogue nature (though the appearance of a pattern bald dude with a ponytail adds the needed element of creepiness), but the article is rife with sadness.

What would the Abby Winters girls do?

· Tight Candy Productions (tightcandyproductions.com)

· "Naked Ambition" (theage.com, 2007)

· Buy "Aussie Fuck Fest: Gold Coast" (tlavideo.com)

Cleo and Violet acknowledge that it's hot in the room. Their futon mattress sits on the hardwood floor. Rustle, rustle. We hear a truck outside. It's sunny. It's so wholesome we could die.

At no time does anyone say, "Fucking bitch stole my Icehouse tapes." See? They really like each other.

Em & Gillian, meanwhile, prefer to keep the shades closed, and their conversation is limited to little giggles and grunts, maybe so we'll never hear "Where's my fucking 'Warakurna' cassingle?"

· Abby Winters (abbywinters.com)
· Buy "Girls Who Like Girls" (gamelink.com)

More caps from Abby WInters' new "Girls Get Hot" DVD after the jump.

The lack of french tips made it clear that these women really care for each other.

At the end of it all, Fotina needs a little reassurance that love endures, and that the mining companies won't win.

· Abby Winters (abbywinters.com)
· Buy "Girls Get Hot" (gamelink.com)

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Like many of its predecessors, Kiss My Bliss features photos of both male and female models—and in some cases, both at the same time. The photos have an innocent, girl- or boy-next-door feel; the vibe is not unlike that of fellow Aussie site, Abby Winters. Fake tits and Lucite stilettos are nowhere to be seen. And yes, there is pubic hair.

The site is largely, if not exclusively, softcore, with an artistic bent. Though there are shots of couples, we didn't see any hardcore action (or even anything close: hard cocks are few and far between on this site).

There are still some kinks that need to be worked out; most frustrating: the site's navigation is unintuitive and cumbersome. But since Kiss My Bliss is new to the market, we'll give it the benefit of the doubt. It's exciting to see some a new entry into the catalogue of progressive online porn—here's hoping that the Australian version of altporn fares better than its American cousin.

· Kiss My Bliss (kissmybliss.net)

Read more about our new favorite term after the gap.

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Last week we asked readers to come up with a substitute for the word (not the activity or substance) "cum." Many readers responded with brilliant ideas like "Queem" (first runner up), "roque" (as in "-fort"), and "tattoo," "approval," and "purchase." But none had the space age scaleability or interpretive challenge of "xup," submitted by Captain Celery.

Somehow xupping seems like something anyone can do: lesbians, frat boys, MILFs, trannies, governors, punny bloggers, feminists, dirty old men, ingenues, and the blind. It belongs to everyone.

Captain Celery, please read the contest instructions in last week's entry and we'll send you some porn for your exertions.

But back to Sue Ann: what is she thinking?

· Abby Winters (abbywinters.com)
· (See the real title) (gamelink.com)