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Abby Winters Plays With Boys?
A sharp eyed tipster sent us a link to this Abby Winters forum post in which an Abby Winters model hints at future boy-girl sets. Is it true? Can we look forward to some hot hardcore heterosexual Australian amateur action? And if not, can we at least look forward to something else with that much opportunity for alliteration? (forums.abbywinters.com - thanks Mike!)
Yes, we know you're as tired of the story as we are—but we thought you should know that it seems we can all stop wondering whether or not those topless pics of Jess Origliasso are really real. Or at least that's what we're led to believe based on that fact that she'll be taking legal action against the man (and ex-lover of Jess) who sold the pictures. Oh, and did we also mention that The Veronicas will be releasing an album here in the US this fall? Let's hope this scandal doesn't affect those record sales! (news.com.au)
... And in other news, Fleshbot has been identified as both an "international porn site" and an "amateur sex weblog" by a noted Australian tabloid today. Which is a lot more interesting that this whole celebrity boob pic scandal they keep going on about. Hasn't anyone else famous taken their clothes off this week? (news.com.au)
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Greetings, readers from Down Under! Looking for that topless photo of Jess Origliasso that was just too hot for the Daily Telegraph to publish uncensored? You can find it right here. (Though of course we can't say for sure it's really Jess. Who knows, it might be her twin sister!) (news.com.au)
"Gay Lube Oil" Not Suspicious At All
And the winner for best headline of the day is ... ABC news (that's the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, y'know) for "'Gay lube oil' contained banned steroids". And the lead is pretty award-worthy too: "More than 150 bottles of banned liquid steroids, disguised as sex lubricant from Thailand, have been seized by Customs officials." We have a problem, though, with the phrase "gay lube oil": what self-respecting homosexualist would ever use oil for lube? It's not condom-safe, and it's really hard to get out of those 600-thread count Ralph Lauren duvet covers. (abc.net.au, via Gay Porn Times)
The only thing shocking about this year's Australian Sexpo—besides Belladonna's efforts to save the Catholic Church—is that no one is actually shocked anymore. Seriously, what do you have to stick in your mouth to get angry protesters to show up at your event these days? (news.com.au)
Looking for a new job? If you've got fifteen years of experience managing teams, five years of experience as a CEO, and "just want to Get Things Done" then you could be the next CEO of Abby Winters! Of course, you'll have to relocate to Melbourne, but we're sure those Abby Winters girls will make you feel plenty welcome. (executive.seek.com.au)
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Pope Benedict XVI arrived in Australia this month on a special visit for World Youth Day, but his visit coincided with the journeys of an even bigger Earthly presence—Belladonna. This was her fifth visit Down Under (that's four more than the Pontiff) and as she prepared for sex week's Sydney Sexpo she had a few words of advice for the Holy Father. "The Pope has indicated he might apologize to victims of sexual abuse and that is a positive thing to do," she said, "but unless he follows up with some practical advice that addresses the sexual needs and desires of clergy, the problem will simply continue." Wait, that actually ... makes perfect sense.
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Belladonna To Pope: "Let Me Save Your Soul ... With Porn"
Pope Benedict XVI arrived in Australia this month on a special visit for World Youth Day, but his visit coincided with the journeys of an even bigger Earthly presence—Belladonna. This was her fifth visit Down Under (that's four more than the Pontiff) and as she prepared for sex week's Sydney Sexpo she had a few words of advice for the Holy Father. "The Pope has indicated he might apologize to victims of sexual abuse and that is a positive thing to do," she said, "but unless he follows up with some practical advice that addresses the sexual needs and desires of clergy, the problem will simply continue." Wait, that actually ... makes perfect sense.
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An Australian teacher was fired for this tasteful—but (sorta) nude—photo and a story about her sex life in a woman's magazine. Hey, at least there's one teacher who you know for a fact is not sleeping with her students. (livenews.com)
Abby Winters World Domination
It's starting to seem like the Abby Winters girls are everywhere — including reality television. Well, Australian reality TV, at least: an Abby Winters model was spotted on Aussie reality show "The Farmer Wants A Wife" as (what else?) potential marriage material for the farmer in question. The resulting media attention seems to have ruined the girl's chances of wedding the farmer, and we have to admit we're feeling pretty bad for him ourselves. After all, we were at the AVN Expo this year and we''ve seen what those gals are capable of—and those girl-on-girl makeout sessions always lead to nothing but heartbreak. (news.com.au + channelnine.ninemsn.com.au)
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Meet Jenna Taylia (No, Really)
Surely someone had to have come up with this name before. But its current owner, featured in a movie called "Aussie Fuckfest: Gold Coast," was the subject of one of those vaguely sorrowful "Look at what's become of us!" stories in an Australian publication last year during the movie's filming. We take a look at the disconnect between porn and its coverage after the gap.
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Kmart Wants You To Do It In Your Undies
An Australian Kmart ad wants you to know that "it's more fun in your undies." And just in case some young, hot Australians take Kmart up on their advice, we're stretching our credit cards to the breaking point and booking tickets to the land down under as we write this. Hey, maybe we'll even get to see some Abby Winters models in their skivvies while we're down there? (Er, not that we always have to travel that far to see them doing more than just standing around in their skivvies. But still.)· Kmart Underwear (coloribus.com, via AdRants)
Australians discover the charms of swimsuit supermodel Marisa Miller. We know they're way down under, but what took so long? (cameltap.com)
A group of male strippers from Australia have had to cancel their US tour because all their clothes were stolen, which apparently wasn't just part of the act. (news.com.au)
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· 'Dirty' girl a firm believer in coming clean (news.com.au)
· Meeting the 'dirtiest' girl in porn at Sexpo (news.com.au)
· The O List 15: Sexpo (publish.vx.roo.com)
Belladonna Down Under (= Not The Title Of Her Latest Movie)
Proving the further globalization of adult-themed trade events, the Australian city of Adelaide had its very own Sexpo last week complete with porn stars, lingerie, sex toys, and all sorts of stimulating stimuli. But if the news coverage we've come across is any indication, the star of the show was the lovely Belladonna, who ended up the focus of not one but two news stories and was interviewed in the video coverage, too. But hey, we can't really blame the Aussies for their Belladonna fixation. In case you haven't noticed, we're pretty sweet on her too.· 'Dirty' girl a firm believer in coming clean (news.com.au)
· Meeting the 'dirtiest' girl in porn at Sexpo (news.com.au)
· The O List 15: Sexpo (publish.vx.roo.com)
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Abby Winters' "Girls Who Like Girls" Who Like Colin Hay's Old Band
Fresh-scrubbed! Cotton dresses! Meth-free teeth! Sturdy knees! These are the things to love about the Abby Winters girls, and even though "Abby Winters" itself is a little fib, the company doesn't give in to hyperbole in its titles: these are girls who like girls; they're too busy getting ready for backpacking trips and going on holiday to Gibraltar to set aside time for love.
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Australians are scandalized that London-based Australian Bollywood actress (how does that work?) Tania Zaetta may have cheered up Aussie troops in Afghanistan by boning a few of them when she visited their base. (She probably didn't, but it makes for good gossip.) Didn't they get the "support the troops" memo? (afp.google.com)
