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Earning Your Wings: Top Ten Mile High Club Sex Videos
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Autoerotic asphyxiation may have a pretty bad rap in mainstream media, but trained porn professionals like Fleshbot Crush Object Sasha Grey make it look like just another day at work—providing that your work involves things like getting fucked in the ass while holding a pair of stockings around your neck. Just don't try this at home. There's a reason why she's a trained professional, y'know. (orgasmatrix.com)
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Air travel has gotten a lot less sexy over the years: the stewardesses flight attendants no longer dress like cocktail waitresses, the quarters have gotten way more cramped ... and don't even get us started on the price of alcohol. Yet somehow we're still turned on by the thought of doing it on a plane. Is it the danger of doing it in public? The thrill of cramped quarters? The aphrodisiac qualities of those teeny-tiny bags of pretzels? While we muddle through that one, check out some of our favorite members of the Mile High Club after the jump. May their courageous exploits serve as an example to us all!
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Air travel has gotten a lot less sexy over the years: the
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Every morning we wake up, get dressed, kiss our spouses goodbye, and head off to the office. Just like this guy! Of course, when we arrive in the office, we settle down for a long hard day of watching porn clips—whereas this guy gets to have a hot and heavy threesome with two hot babes, leaving no orifice unpenetrated. But other than that, he's a regular working stiff just like the rest of us. Right? (Or maybe it's a French thing?)
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A Hard Day's Work
Every morning we wake up, get dressed, kiss our spouses goodbye, and head off to the office. Just like this guy! Of course, when we arrive in the office, we settle down for a long hard day of watching porn clips—whereas this guy gets to have a hot and heavy threesome with two hot babes, leaving no orifice unpenetrated. But other than that, he's a regular working stiff just like the rest of us. Right? (Or maybe it's a French thing?)
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Angelica Sin Gets What She Wants
Angelica Sin knows exactly what she wants: to take it in the ass. Coincidentally, watching Angelica take a hard cock in her big, perfectly round posterior is exactly what we want — especially when it's accompanied by a nice helping of Angelica taking it in the mouth and seeing Angelica with a hot load splashed all over her face for dessert. Isn't it nice when things work out for everyone? More »
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Gold Medal Edition
This publication seems to be in love with the word "fap" as much as the nation is in love with Michael Phelps. So why not combine them? At least for the duration of this post, substitute "Phelps" for "fap" and consider the onomatopoetic implications (I imagine the L sound coming from a punch to the throat when it's done).
Anyway, if you were running the Beijing Olympics, what sexy sport—and we're talking medal sports, not demonstration sports—would you like to see your country's porn performers competing in? Be like last week's winners and don't keep switching between the Olympics and a pledge drive version of "Celtic Thunder."
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Bring Me The Ass Of Jamie Lynn (Or, "Stroker Ass")
Here at Fleshbot's Western Headquarters, we have identified three distinct styles of "realistic" intercourse simulators: the whole body, represented by blow-up dolls and "real"dolls; the vaginal/regional, such as Heather Vandeven's Doggy Style Pet Pussy & Ass; and the specific, as embodied (in a matter of speaking) by the floppy tube that is Jamie Lynn's Ass Stroker.
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Sure, we've all seen the same old pizza delivery boy setup in porn flicks before, probably more times than we can count. But have you ever seen it acted out in German? We didn't even know they had pizza deliveries over there! Guess it's one more example of how porn really is the universal language after all. And if this movie shows us Germans are not only acquainted with deep dish deliciousness and hot hausfraus who answer the door in their underwear ... well then, ich bin ein pizza boy too.
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Flesh Flicks International Edition: Sprechen Sie "Pizza Boy"?
Sure, we've all seen the same old pizza delivery boy setup in porn flicks before, probably more times than we can count. But have you ever seen it acted out in German? We didn't even know they had pizza deliveries over there! Guess it's one more example of how porn really is the universal language after all. And if this movie shows us Germans are not only acquainted with deep dish deliciousness and hot hausfraus who answer the door in their underwear ... well then, ich bin ein pizza boy too.
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Foursomes: It's All About The Love!
We're not completely sure why four adults would choose to get freaky in a room that looks like it was decorated by a fourteen year old girl. (Is someone being naughty while the kids are at camp?) But there is one thing we do know. All those hearts on the walls have reminded us what's really important in a hot and heavy foursome: the love! Yes, we might get a bit distracted by all the bouncing boobs, tit fucks, footjobs, butt sex, and girls making out ... but at the end of the day, it's those warm and fuzzy feelings that bring us all back. (Okay, maybe that and all the gapes.)
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Between the yummy mummies and the MILFs, mothers get a lot of attention these days. But what about all the dads out there? Don't they deserve some love too? Or at least a good, hard shag? Father's Day may have passed us by, but it's never too late to offer up a tribute to all the DILFs who make our lives so special with their tender, caring touch. If you're somebody's daddy—or at least old enough to be one—then you're someone we'd like to ... well, you know. (And if you don't, see what we mean after the jump.)
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Doing It For (Somebody's) Daddy: Top Ten DILF Sex Videos
Between the yummy mummies and the MILFs, mothers get a lot of attention these days. But what about all the dads out there? Don't they deserve some love too? Or at least a good, hard shag? Father's Day may have passed us by, but it's never too late to offer up a tribute to all the DILFs who make our lives so special with their tender, caring touch. If you're somebody's daddy—or at least old enough to be one—then you're someone we'd like to ... well, you know. (And if you don't, see what we mean after the jump.)
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The Way Of The Ninja: Secret Sex Techniques Revealed!
The perpetrator of Maria Ozawa's "Female Ninja Rape" may still be at large, but at least this clip gives us some idea of what it might look like. Contrary to popular belief, ninjas leave their lightning quick in-and-out moves at the bedroom door—which is probably for the best, given that they also seem to have quite the taste for anal sex. Nevertheless, in true ninja fashion they're never without their swords. After all, those things can come in quite handy during foreplay. More »
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We hope you're getting ready for the Moniker Live Adult Domain Auction at the Internext Expo in Hollywood, Florida this weekend: it's taking place on Friday at 2 pm and some of the web's best adult real estate will be available, even if you might not have the couple of extra millions of bucks lying around to snap one up. But there are some pretty sweet domains up for sale, even if we can't afford any of them either. After the jump, check a few of our favorites—with some helpful suggestions on the type of content you might want to consider using them for just in case you are looking to buy. We might not be able to park Fleshbot at ChineseShemale.com anytime soon ... but we can dream, can't we?
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BigFatBooty.com And More Of The Web's Best Adult Domain Names: On Sale Now!
We hope you're getting ready for the Moniker Live Adult Domain Auction at the Internext Expo in Hollywood, Florida this weekend: it's taking place on Friday at 2 pm and some of the web's best adult real estate will be available, even if you might not have the couple of extra millions of bucks lying around to snap one up. But there are some pretty sweet domains up for sale, even if we can't afford any of them either. After the jump, check a few of our favorites—with some helpful suggestions on the type of content you might want to consider using them for just in case you are looking to buy. We might not be able to park Fleshbot at ChineseShemale.com anytime soon ... but we can dream, can't we?
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You've seen the same scene a hundred times before: a couple in love enjoying themselves in the glory of nature while cheesy music plays in the background. Except this time, instead of boring us with stories about how some fancy new genital herpes medication has saved their relationship and enabled them to love again, this couple just gets down and dirty and shows us just exactly how much they love each other... not to mention how much they love that sweet, sweet ass sex. Hey, we've always said that actions speak louder than words. And who needs a Valtrex prescription anyway?
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Fresh Mountain Air Does A Body Good
You've seen the same scene a hundred times before: a couple in love enjoying themselves in the glory of nature while cheesy music plays in the background. Except this time, instead of boring us with stories about how some fancy new genital herpes medication has saved their relationship and enabled them to love again, this couple just gets down and dirty and shows us just exactly how much they love each other... not to mention how much they love that sweet, sweet ass sex. Hey, we've always said that actions speak louder than words. And who needs a Valtrex prescription anyway?
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Many thanks to one of our readers for tipping us off to the fact that the model listed as Nicara in our mohawk roundup is better known to some as Aurora Jolie, the Vaginal Virgin. Yes kids, it is apparently (somehow) possible to maintain one kind of virginity while making a living as a porn starlet — and for that, we give Aurora/Nicara every sort of prop imaginable. We'd also like to salute Aurora for her willingness to dispense with her anal virginity, engage in anal gangbangs, and ... oh, for being so damn hot. To find out more about why we're crushing on Aurora, check below the jump for some clips and pics.
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Meet Aurora Jolie, Vaginal Virgin (Really!)
Many thanks to one of our readers for tipping us off to the fact that the model listed as Nicara in our mohawk roundup is better known to some as Aurora Jolie, the Vaginal Virgin. Yes kids, it is apparently (somehow) possible to maintain one kind of virginity while making a living as a porn starlet — and for that, we give Aurora/Nicara every sort of prop imaginable. We'd also like to salute Aurora for her willingness to dispense with her anal virginity, engage in anal gangbangs, and ... oh, for being so damn hot. To find out more about why we're crushing on Aurora, check below the jump for some clips and pics.
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It seems that Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel has started a trend: fucking in bathrooms is all the rage these days! Of course, as will happen, the trend has already started to evolve and take on a new life. These crazy kids aren't content to keep their amorous activities in the bathroom alone; they have to move them to other areas of the house as well. Fucking in the bathroom and in the bedroom? What will they think of next?
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Fuck Me In The Bathroom ... And Everywhere Else
It seems that Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel has started a trend: fucking in bathrooms is all the rage these days! Of course, as will happen, the trend has already started to evolve and take on a new life. These crazy kids aren't content to keep their amorous activities in the bathroom alone; they have to move them to other areas of the house as well. Fucking in the bathroom and in the bedroom? What will they think of next?
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The True Player's Guide To Picking Up Chicks
You've got the car, you've got the suit ... now all you need is the babe to go with it all. Of course, you could find one in a club or pick one up at a bar or even hunt around Craigslist. Or you could just wait around outside a supermarket until some girl who really needs to pee walks by! If you show her the bathroom, she's bound to be grateful—and we're pretty sure she'll fuck you as a demonstration of her gratitude. Heck, she'll probably even give you anal! Don't believe us? Check out this instructional guide after the jump. It could happen to you! More »
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We've never really thought of hockey as a sexy sport, even if the hockey players at our school always did get the hottest chicks. All that bulky equipment leaves everything to the imagination—and anyone who's been hit by a 90-mph slap shot will tell you that you should never take off your protective cup for any reason. Still, all that ice does give couples an excuse to huddle together for warmth. And there are few things more exciting in sports than watching a talented puck handler slice through the defense and stick one in the goalie's five hole. No wonder Canadians spend so much time on those frozen ponds.
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She Shoots, She Scores!
We've never really thought of hockey as a sexy sport, even if the hockey players at our school always did get the hottest chicks. All that bulky equipment leaves everything to the imagination—and anyone who's been hit by a 90-mph slap shot will tell you that you should never take off your protective cup for any reason. Still, all that ice does give couples an excuse to huddle together for warmth. And there are few things more exciting in sports than watching a talented puck handler slice through the defense and stick one in the goalie's five hole. No wonder Canadians spend so much time on those frozen ponds.
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Evil Angel Shows You The Difference Between Slutty And Sluttier (= Not Much)
Imported French sex machine and part-time gynecologist Manuel Ferrara may hold only a tenuous grasp of the English language—we could barely understand a word of his grateful acceptance speech at last year's AVN Awards. But that hasn’t stopped legions of Freedom Fry-eating smut fans from admiring his oeuvre. After all, even the most rabidly patriotic among us have to admire the folks who invented the ménage a trois. More »
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Now that summer is in full force and the days are getting hotter and hotter, we're dreaming of a vacation to somewhere nice and cool. Of course, fuel prices being what they are these days, that trip to Alaska is probably out of the question, so we'll be sticking with a good old fashioned imagination vacation. Just imagine: snow covered mountains, a cute bundled up couple... some anal sex action—yeah, we're feeling better already.
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Think Snowy Thoughts!
Now that summer is in full force and the days are getting hotter and hotter, we're dreaming of a vacation to somewhere nice and cool. Of course, fuel prices being what they are these days, that trip to Alaska is probably out of the question, so we'll be sticking with a good old fashioned imagination vacation. Just imagine: snow covered mountains, a cute bundled up couple... some anal sex action—yeah, we're feeling better already.
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