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Well, this is a little ol' honky-tonk we don't mind strollin' on into. The folks are friendly, the chicks are smokin', and the dicks are bangin'. That whets our whistle enough to make us break out into a little square dance of our own. ...But the kind that involves your hands in your pants. It's easy!
Imagine what life was like for the big tit superstars of the '80s -- Super Soakers weren't yet invented, and if hit at the wrong angle, Crocodile Mile can be hard on the mams. But these bosomy babes have all the power in their own two hands. Well, in their hands that happen to be squeezing giant, milk-filled tits, but you know.
That Ginger Lynn sure is an accommodating broad. She's totally game to share Peter North with Christy Canyon, and even jumps in to make sure things are going in the right direction. And they are. Because two gawgeous babes plus one bangin' cock equals passing go and collecting all the dollars.
Hey, that's not a bad deal! Especially when it's balanced out by a pussy to the mouth as well. Yes, what we end up with here is a lovely 69, fair and just, coming straight from the '80s. It's also accompanied by one of the more sensual reverse cowgirl rides we've seen. Great things come from that decade, we tell ya. Great things (ahem, like us).
We were fans of the series as is, but if things had taken such sexy turns while we were reading we would have snuck out the flashlight and read all night. This blonde biddie has taken things to the next level, getting a friend involved to live out the plot in all its smutty detail. Awesomely, the tale revolves around a lot of cunnilingus and bangin'.
Why, there's so much pussy-licking, dick-blowing, cowgirl-bangin' action here we'd think it would necessitate one of those 2-tape set dealios (hey, Titanic!). But somehow Jane Milo's giant tits and slutty ways manage to be captured within the magnetic tape confines of the medium. We think we need to break out the Betamax and Laserdiscs, though, just in case... We mean, she's basically oozing sultry all over the place. And we don't wanna miss a drop!
We were never really the best at the whole athletics thing... not aggressive enough, not enough hustle, not enough hand-eye coordination. But there's something we do have in spades, and that's genital-on-genital coordination. If we had known this was what tennis was all about, well, we coulda been rivaled Venus and Serena combined. Probably.
Hey, it's everyone's favorite smutty tradition, when we rifle through the deepest dresser drawers to dust off some choice bits of heirloom erotica. Hello, Throwback Thursday! We're doing mighty fine, how are you? Ultra kinky? More specifically, "Ultra Kinky 9: Hairy Pussies"? Cool. This 1970's definition of "ultra" may be adorably outdated, but this lust is timeless, damn it. It serves to remind us -- oh, how we love porn.
Okay, so maybe that's not the actual lyric. But come on, Sir Elton -- linen? We're on these folks' team. Satin feels ever so much more sensual against the skin, so smooth against the unshorn, bushy bodies that indicate we've tumbled crotch-first into another .
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