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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? U-Turn to "Tunnel Butts"
The melon-scented squishings and sloshings of "Tunnel Butts" raised as many eyebrows as they did the front panels of our Toughskins recently, so we're asking you, as simply as we possibly can, to come up with a better title for this movie featuring women with asses through which we'd like to drive our banana trucks. Could we find Busytown's Bananas Gorilla for a quick graphical reference? No we could not. But that doesn't mean you can't spend the next week returning "tunnel" to Messrs. Lincoln, Eisenhower, and Hoosac.
· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Promoting from Within Edition
"Like the semen that gets devoured – 'Need for Seed 3' is – HOT!" stammers the boxcover copy of this gem that features Internal Popshots, the kind of xuppage that doesn't get all over the place until after you've gone and she needs to move from atop the record player (no doubt moved by a sign from God, as per last week's winner). But aside from the fact that the site of Mya Nichole triggers an almost immediate breakdown of higher cortical functioning, there is nothing about her picture that suggests she wants hers on the inside. Your mission this week is to find an Internet picture of any stripe that screams "Keep it in-house." You know, like how managers are chosen at UPS.
· Diabolic (diabolic.com)
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Mama Said Turn You Out Edition
Milves turning their adult daughters into prostitutes, and then getting the process filmed. Is there anything we cannot accomplish with our positive outlook and entrepreneurial zeal? No. There is nothing. Thanks, GawkerMedia-sponsored Anthony Robbins seminar! But now the question is: What would you not want to see in your porn? Fleshbot readers like last week's winner worked overtime. Now you must tell us what would get you the opposite of off.
· Evasive Angles (evasiveangles.com)
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? The Gapes of Wrath Edition
Dirty, dirty, dirty. Nice girls don't do it, and their partners daren't ask. That is why anal access is the highest (or lowest) rung on porn's ladder. In fact, even the word "rung" sounds dirty in this context. And there is no greater anal acrobat than Belladonna, who sports a big black eye a few feet above her brown one, emphasizing the fact that the bum is the final frontier for sexual thrill seekers. So your job this week is to rename this title according to a favorite book from your K-12 reading list (and we'll close out the Steinbeck category by removing "Cannery Row" from contention).
· Evil Angel (evilangel.com)
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Who Gets To Be A Prostitute Edition
Having never met a hooker with a heart of gold (and this is a singular tragedy), I still think prostitutes are swell. Morning, evening, at the Presbyterian barbecue for my Congressman - or anytime! But what conditions have to be met for a porn movie to advertise a prostitute rather than its standby whore, slut, or goo-goblin? I think it's a class thing. Your job this week is to emulate Dirtybacon and come up with something thoughtful: please give us your favorite prostitute story.
· Devil's Film (devilsfilm.com)
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this week in porn titles
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Being For The Benefit Of Gina Lynn's Ass
First off, we were so impressed with last week's efforts that we are moving to Philadelphia to fondle the left ball of Duncan Doughnut and perform an Ass Meld on our sneeze reflex. But it's a new week in a litigious world, and Zero Tolerance has clearly forgotten about a certain lawsuit-happy Cupertino company in naming its latest "Apple Bottomz." After all, one look at Gina Lynn and it's an easy jump to "How many USB devices can I daisy chain from her ass? Like, 128?" Your job this week, then, is to rename this movie as if it were either a Beatles lyric or a computer product. Having trouble? Your mother should know.
· Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Getting A Handle on Kristie Creame
As you consider what's happening to Kristie Creame, be thankful that the title of this movie has nothing to do with the fact that a black man is doing it. But see, also, that he has his left hand on her right cheek, as if trying to reconcile the sides of his brain that deal with the maths and the ass.
If you are successful like last week's winner, you will tell us (one entry per person, please) what this dude is doing with his right hand.
· Evasive Angles (evasiveangles.com)
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Brownout Edition
We're an enlightened group of people here, right? Remember when your wife sat on my lap at the dinner party and you were uncomfortable but we all got over it? That's what I mean. But now and then there is a porn title even we First Amendment Patriots quail at.
This week's WWFRD entry is such a title. Your job today is to view the actual title and creatively soften it (the first step is to remove the too-easy "#2") for consumption by people who think the original might have gone too far. And you are further challenged to do it with one entry, much as we were wowed by last week's winner.(Though feel free to tell your friends about it.)
· Hush Hush Entertainment (hush-hushentertainment.com)
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Value-Added Knockoffs Edition
Sometimes the porn version can only be better. It happened with "The Da Vinci Load" and, we will probably admit, "Pirates II". So it is reasonable to expect that a TV show that is already so popular with transsexuals—and which features an actual transgender contestant in its current cycle—would be as good if not better for the people who love transsexuals in a pornified offering.
As you know, all trannies like the top, so this title is redundant. But your job this week is to provide the ultimate porn ripoff of an existing title. Can you do it? Will you do it? This isn't just watercooler conversation, as last week's winner MalzyWheels knows: this is for realz.
• Goodfellas Productions (virtualtranny.com)
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Grinders, Gyros, And Hoagies Edition
"I would like to grind your cock into a fine paste," Brea Bennett did not say at a news conference announcing her "Cock Grinder" movie. "Or maybe a meal from which I can make my family's tortillas." As head-scratchingly bad a title something implying that, should your penis pass through Bennett's folds, it will be ground is, I'm sure you can imagine a much, much more horrifying title.
Go, as they say, nuts because, like the subject of last week's winner josereyes, you're "smart! Not like everybody says!"
· Club Jenna (clubjenna.com)
· Buy "Brea Bennett: Cock Grinder" (gamelink.com)
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