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Bank Robbery: You're Doing It Wrong

The reason most criminals get caught is because they don't really think their plan through. For starters, robbing a bank makes sense, but robbing a sperm bank is just pointless. You can find that stuff anywhere and it's not that hard to collect. (Don't worry fellas—your deposits are insured.) Also, no matter what kind of institution you decided to knock over, you have to keep yourself properly covered at all times. All those witnesses will easily be able to pick this girl's tits out of a police lineup. More »

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Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "This Picture Is Censored"

This dirty old man would really like to show you some filth. But first, he wants to tell you about it and then maybe provide a history lesson about obscenity laws in the United States from 1921 up to and including 1965. When you're giving a lecture, it's important to provide examples and demonstrations to prove your point. It helps to make your arguments clear and also keeps your audience from falling asleep. Sure, you could just dispense with the talking all together, but then who would get to admire your mustache?

· "Censored" (1965) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive

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The Battle Begins: Belladonna Vs. Sasha Grey

So what better way to kick off our Extreme Pornstar Showdown than with two of the most extreme pornstars we know? In one corner, longtime Fleshbot favorite Belladonna, whose strengths include talents like taking a baseball bat up the ass (while pregnant!) and a healthy love of anal squirting! In the other corner, relative newcomer (and fellow Fleshbot crush object) Sasha Grey: the thinking person's pornstar who really loves a good cock choking. Truly, a battle of the greats! But who will win? That's up to you, gentle (and not-so-gentle) reader. After the jump, two video clips and a chance to vote for the victor.

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Has porn warped your perception of what you expect to find when you go, well ... anywhere? Maybe your lady doctor doesn't expose quite as much cleavage as Gianna Michaels, but that doesn't mean she's not a good physician! (boobieblog.com)

Savanna Samson: Pornstar, Vintner ... Pop Star? "Possession," the debut album from the multifaceted sex goddess, will drop later this month. We just hope she actually possesses a singing voice. (avn.com)

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Project Nipplewatch: Top Ten Celebrity Nip Slips (For Now, Anyway)

Although we've been covering celebrity uncoverings for years now, we're still not really quite sure why it is that famous women have such a hard time keeping their nipples under wraps. But then again, who are we to ignore the desperate cry of areolas yearning to be free? Over the years, we've spotted more than a handful of accidentally uncovered nipples—or "nip slips," as the kids are calling them these days. After the jump, relive some of our favorite nipplewatch moments. And if they're not doing it for you? Not to worry; we're sure there will be a lot more where these came from before too long. It's sort of a tradition, you know.

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A new scientific study claims that men tend to be attracted to and date women who look like their mother. So if the majority of your porn collection consists of MILF videos, well ... it should be a fun Thanksgiving!.(newscientist.com)

For someone who began her career in the adult industry with a porn movie called "Nietzsche Bangers", you'd think that directrix Vena Virago would have a more highfalutin take on the intersection of high art and low culture. But then, Vena Virago isn't your average porn directrix: "Porn is porn. Art is art. This is porn." Isn't it nice to see an artist making porn who appreciates the simple appeal of watching people fuck? (interview @ hustlerworld.com)

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Howard Schatz Is A (Naked) People Person

The portfolio of photographer Howard Schatz is filled with fashion models, boxers, pregnant women, swimmers, and even clowns—but like the people in them no two photos look alike. Either through funky lighting, bizarre makeup, dunking his subjects underwater—or just being all up in their face—he makes each portrait intimate and unique. And while he's not exclusively a nude photographer, it's clear that Schatz admires the curves and contours of human flesh and enjoys capturing it in as many ways as he can. We guess that means we have something in common—only in our case "capturing" means "eagerly staring at."

· Howard Schatz Photography (howardschatz.com, via ponyxpress.wordpress.com)


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Fleshbot Fashion Police: Stocking Dos And Don'ts

There are entire volumes of smut dedicated to women in stockings, and some of them don't even show what most people would conider to be the naughty bits—just lots of long legs clad in various shiny materials. But stockings are one of the few fetish items with crossover appeal. After all, if you stick a woman in a clown suit in mainstream porn most viewers will probably be pissed off, confused, and limp-dicked. But put her in some thigh highs and no one's going to complain. The right stockings can add the perfect flourish to any porny outfit because they're an accessory that doesn't necessarily restrict access to the good stuff.

But not all stockings are created equal. Check out who's wearing what (and who shouldn't be) after the jump. - Audacia Ray

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Crank This: (This Is Probably Not) The Soulja Boy Sex Tape

Since our acquaintance with popular music doesn't extend much further than The Boswell Sisters' last hit single, we're sorry to say that we're not especially familiar with either Soulja Boy or his 2007 Grammy-nominated single "Crank That". More »

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Sweded Porn: Be Kind, Rewind, And Undress

Anyone who saw the Jack Black/Mos Def/Michel Gondry film "Be Kind Rewind" earlier this year already understands the joy of being "Sweded." If you didn't see it—well, it's a bit complicated, but basically a Sweded film is an amateur remake of a classic movie using homemade props and your friends as actors, which is how the main characters in "Be Kind" save their small town video store from greedy land developers. (It made more sense at the time.) The marketing department at video sharing site Shufuni must have seen it too, because now they're asking users to make their own Sweded movies—but with nudity and sex, of course. And they're offering prizes to the best interpretations. More »

Guys, you might think it would be easy to tell the difference between a real vagina and a fake one if you were blindfolded—but then, you're not the dude who's subject to this side-by-side comparison, and you probably don't have to contend with Brandi Belle and her friends administering the test. So give this guy a break, OK? These things can be distracting enough as it is. (preview @ brandibelle.com, via Your Dirty Mind)

Proving once again that the quickest way to a would-be animal rights activist's heart is via strategic use of scantily clad girls, PETA offers up this striptease quiz which gives you the chance to watch a hot girl strip down to her skivvies. Oh, and you're supposed to learn about animal birth control or something. They make condoms for dogs? (peta.org)

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Christina Ricci Defies Convention... Bikini Style

Who said bikini season was over? Well, clearly we were wrong — glamorous movie stars like Christina Ricci don't have to follow those arbitrary "seasons." When Christina wants to put on a bikini and go frolicking in the waves, she's damn well going to no matter what time of year the calendar or fashion pundits say it is! And we are so grateful for that.

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