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The Ass Thread: What The Internet Was Meant To Be
We try not to spend too much (or any) time on message boards, because that way lies flame wars and madness. Still, there are occasional moments when the collective hive mind of the internet creates something useful and informative, and so we present you with "The Ass Thread." No political rants, no insane conspiracy theories ... and we're pretty sure no one has called anyone a Nazi. (Yet.) Just a thread full of hot, sweaty, generally uncovered asses! It pretty much restores our faith in the World Wide Web as a communications medium. We're not ready to start editing Wikipedia discussion pages or anything, but it's a start.
ยท The Ass Thread (theboredspot.com, via blography)
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We feel like there's something here that Argentine model Mariana de Melo wants us to see. It seems like she's trying to get our attention, but what is it that she wants us to look at? What could be so important that she just has to show us? Give us another minute—we've almost got it. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)
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Some women make a living off their beautiful faces, while others get paid for their bounteous boobs or skills in the sack. And still others are paid to show off their bootylicious behinds. AskMen rounds up their ten favorite ass models— and we're starting to see where Sir Mix-A-Lot was coming from. (askmen.com)
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A woman in Los Angeles claims that a "design problem" on a Victoria's Secret thong caused a decorative piece to snap off, hitting her in the eye and damaging her cornea. Come to think of it, after all that time staring at their lingerie catalogs our corneas are a little worn out too. Anyone know a good lawyer we can talk to? (thesmokinggun.com + victoriassecret.com)
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this week in latin lad mags
Hombre Likes A Good Back Story
British lad mags, like Nuts and Zoo Weekly, pretty much exist for one reason and one reason only: boobs. (OK, that's two reasons.) Big, round, and bouncy breasts are the star of every issue, which not coincidentally happens to be the reason we keep them on our monthly reading list. But other parts of the world, boobs often take a backseat to ... uh, backseats. Take a look at the "Lingerie Issue" of Hombre magazine, for example, and you might notice the editorial focus drifting slightly southward, in more ways than one. As much as we try to avoid stereotypes, there's no denying the fact that Latin men like a nice ass (though we're sure they like boobs too, and we'll stare at just about any part of the body as long as it's exposed). On this issue, we're right behind them.
· Great Asses In Hombre Lingerie Edition (dailypoa.com)
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Two genius gas station holdup men pulled off the perfect crime by disguising their faces with thong underwear. (Although maybe they should have put tighty whities on their arms to cover up those distinctive tattoos.) These kids today just show way too much skin, don't they? (yahoo.com; also spotted @ sex-and-blogs.com)
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How much do you think this male model got paid to be pinned under Alessandra Ambrosia for what we're assuming was several excruciating hours of photo taking? If it was more than a dollar, he got more than he deserved. (more @ cameltap.com)
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panties!
Dirty Panties Are Better Than No Panties At All
You'd think that a weblog called "Dirty Panties" would feature a bunch of material involving ... you know, panties that were actually dirty or something. But alas, at least for those who think that any piece of intimate apparel just hasn't reached its erotic potential unless it's been broken in somewhat, all the panties on display here seem to be perfectly clean (though we can't really tell in the case of that thong that someone left on the grass): the title, almost too predictably, refers to "A celebration of panties and the dirty girls that wear them." Semantic quibbles aside, though, there are some truly hot pictures on display here. (And maybe it's better to leave all that really dirty panty stuff to the Japanese anway? They do it so well!)
· Dirty Panties (dirtypantieslist.com, via Indie Nudes)
Previously: Upskirt 101: Really Hot For Teacher, Asian Panty Peeks For The Non-Pervert In You, Peeking In On The Knicker Picker Virtual Dressing Room, Porn of the Moment: "Cum in My Panties 3"
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Cover Your Assets
Note to aspiring models: If you're going to be appearing on national TV while sitting in a hot tub, there's an excellent chance your ass is ending up on the air. So maybe wear something that provides a little more coverage than a nearly invisible g-string. Fortunately, Argentine Playmate Dorismar already learned this lesson for you. (Click the image for video.)
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Micro Bikini Madness: More Skin For Everyone!
Like many of you, we're fans of the microbikini and all that it stands for—beaches, warm summer days, and hot chicks showing as much skin as local nudity laws allow. And since today is the coldest day in the history of Earth (or a least feels like it in our drafty HQ), this roundup of some of the hottest microbikini makers out there comes as a welcome treat. We didn't think there were any more companies out there to jump on this trend or anyway that these swimsuits could get any smaller, but somehow there are and they have. Of course, it's way to early in the Northern Hemisphere to be in the market for one of these fabric masterpieces, but that just gives you more time to peruse the galleries and find your favorite. If you happen to find a new favorite fitness model like we did with Jamie Eason here, then that's just a bonus. More »










